Reiji's Dirty Little Secret
It is 11:45p.m. as Reiji pulls out his log and goes over Brad's stats "Great in bed, different partner every week. The only problem I've noticed is the same technique. I have his moves down pat."
Turns to Schuldig's stats, Needs more practice in a couple of areas but solo he beats them all.
Farfarello: N/A I've heard noises but I don't really want to know.
Nagi: Great technique! He could teach those kids a thing or two. Only problem is he's never been with a real girl.
"Let's see, what's going on with Brad tonight? Wednesday is his usual day to get lucky. I wonder who he brought home this time?" He checks the camera hidden in the shower head. "Hmm not here, what about the bedroom?" switching on the camera hidden in the underwear drawer. "Brad must have got a wild one, I bet they're in the living room getting down and dirty on the sofa." Reiji turns on the camera hidden in the expensive vase and observes Brad on the couch, he is glowing a bright gold. "Damn! I missed all the action!"
Reiji switches on the camera in Schuldig's room. "Knowing him I doubt there's anything going on." He turns on the camera hidden in his "Tomb Raider" poster located in the living room. "Huh? That's strange he's usually up playing video games or with himself." I doubt he's ever gotten past first base? Normally the only thing he does is play video games or wrestle on the ground with the girls he's brought home."
"Baka! What a waste! Especially considering the size of his equipment, he could get laid daily if he wanted." Switching on the camera located in the toilet paper holder he searches the bathroom for any signs of Schuldig. Reiji flips on camera three hidden in the light fixture and observes Schuldig on the ground, possessing the same golden glow as Brad. "Did he get lucky? Damn! I should have these cameras running twenty four -seven".
He briefly switches on the camera in Farfarello's medicine cabinet but notices nothing out of the ordinary. He quickly switches to Nagi's room.
"I wonder what game he's playing tonight." Reiji switches on the camera hidden in the rubber ducky. "I guess he's already taken his bath for tonight." Switches to camera two hidden in the living room T.V., "Note that all is quiet in here. I know where you are! Ah!" Reiji flips on camera three hidden in the eye of Nagi's blow up Tot doll. "There you are! Ooooh! Ahhh! I'll write that down. I knew you wouldn't let me down Nagi!" As he observes his head in Tot's lap." Takatori observes Nagi exhibiting the same golden glow as the others.