Author's Note:
Sorry I haven't posted for so long
I have been trying to think up of a song
But the song fell flat
And my bro took my hat
So I'm back with more rhymes to come along!
Disclaimer:
I do not own L.O.T.R.
Or else I'd buy my own car.
But nevertheless
I'd like to confess
That Tolkien is my own personal star.
Through the mines in the darkness they traveled
Until feet and patience felt quite unraveled.
Gandalf then forgot
Which way to part.
Until he rembered the way air traveled.
The gollum Frodo quickly saw
Then when to Gandalf and said "tra-la!
Bilbo should have killed
Smashed, broken, and grilled
That thing who makes me want to go blah!"
Gandalf counseled Frodo then
About pity, choices, and men
"Just do your duty
And don't act fruity!"
Then left Frodo wishing he were alone in a glen.
The darkness inside was so thick
But the Grey had a light on a stick
Shadows they saw
And skeletons, raw,
Leaning against walls of brick
(~Lil'Hobbit)
Pippin held Gandalf's stick
While Gandalf a book he did pick
A skeleton fell
Singing "A farmer in the Dell"
"Fool of a Took, your antics make us all sick!"
Suddenly they heard some sounds
Then orcs appeared all around
Swords came out
Arrows flew out
Later some orcs, dead, were found
(~Lil'Hobbit)
From all the orcs they fled
Into a tomb they all sped
Where dead dwarves dwelt
Thunder they felt
"They have a cave troll," one said.
(~Lil'Hobbit)
The door they did try to jar
But they didn't get very far.
The monsters burst thru,
There were quite a few.
Their aim to kill and mar.
(~JeanElf)
Swords, arrows, cooking ware
Were all used to fight with fanfare.
Orcs versus men
With swords, not a pen
Their fighting skills they showed with much dare
The fellowship showed their might:
They put up quite a fight.
Legolas with his bow,
Gimli's axe he did throw.
In fact they were quite a sight.
(~JeanElf)
Poor Frodo the troll did aim for,
A hole in his shoulder to bore.
But Mithril was there
It took not a tear
And Frodo survived once more.
(~JeanElf)
The cave troll got hit on the head
Made a *THUMP* sound when he fell dead
Frodo was saved
His shirt with Mithril paved
"Let's get a move on" Gandalf said.
To the bridge Gandalf did cry!
We'll get there by and by!
Aragorn led the way,
The balrog kept them at bay
Till Gandalf fell shouting "fly!"
(~JeanElf)
Sadness clouded their faces
Where many tears left their traces
Gandalf was gone
All said and done
But they still could not shorten their paces.
(~Lil'Hobbit)
"One down, and eight to go"
Said Saruman with a blow.
"But that is not all,
the others will fall.
I'll send orcs wherever they go."
(~Lil'Hobbit)
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