Disclaimer:
Rings from anywhere I do not own
Save one on my hand with a pretty stone
So don't try to sue
You'd get a dress that's blue
And then lawyers to pay with a loan.
Author's Note:
All these limericks I didn't write
For writer's block is an awful plight.
If someone else wrote
Parenthesis() denote
Their name. (I didn't mess up, it's right!)
Onto the limericks:
From inside the mines they did part
With the mem'ry of Gandalf in their heart(s).
The journey's not through
There's still more to do
To Mount Doom, again, we will start.
(~Lil'Hobbit)
Off they ran to the great Golden Wood,
To see the Lady if only they could,
They got stopped on the way,
By some blondes, you don't say!
Who told them they'd have to be good.
(~SilverScribe)
To Lothlorien they did run
Before the red setting of the sun.
They made it 'fore night
Told Haldir their plight
And he took them through Lorien.
(~JeanElf)
They met the fair queen of the elves
And told her all about themselves
She bid them to rest
And Frodo gave her a test
Where the fountain dwells
(~JeanElf)
In the mirror poor Frodo did spy,
Much evil and the big lidless eye,
He fell on his bum,
And was tempted to run,
But decided he had just better try.
(~SilverScribe)
Galadriel herself she did glow,
And put on a bright Nuclear show,
Her voice it did grate,
Maybe something she ate,
Made that big golden cork of hers blow.
(~SilverScribe)
When goodbye to Lorien they said,
They wondered if Gandalf was dead.
But on the way,
Galadriel said, "Hey!
"I have gifts to adorn your head."
To Frodo she gave the light
Of a star, ever so bright.
Shaped without mar,
It'd lead him far,
Help him it surely might.
Frodo made a decision then.
He had only to decide when
From the Fellowship he'd go
His heart full of woe
He left them at Amon Hen.
(~JeanElf)
In a boat off he did row
But little then did he know
That brave Boromir died
After giving up his pride
By the aim of that goblin's bow.
(~JeanElf)
Sam noticed his master's absence
And ran after scared and tense.
He splashed in the water
Never giving a thought 'fer
The fact that it was kind of dense.
(~JeanElf)
For he didn't know how to swim
And his eyesight soon became dim
And his breath he lost
As he paddled and tossed
Till Frodo's grasp saved him!
(~JeanElf)
"Gandalf I promised," Sam did say
"To stay with you, good or rainy day
With you I'll go
Up high or down low.
Anytime, from June to May."
So the two hobbits set forth
To Mordor, east, not north.
They went all alone
So far from home.
Leaving behind a human, elf, and dwarf.
The Uruk-Hai led all his band
To chase the fellowship through the land.
They cought up with them
And did overwhelm
Our heroes, who fought hand to hand.
(Lil'Hobbit)
The orcs knew they needed to look
For Hobbits, through crany and nook.
For Frodo they mustered
But then they got flustered
And captured lil' Merry and Took.
(Lil'Hobbit)
Sadly the fellowship broke
But these are the words that one spoke,
"We will not sit back
While alll those orcs hack
Our Hobbit friends who do not drink Coke."
(~Lil'Hobbit)
So each group went their own way
To struggle through day by day
On a journey so bleak
Deadly Mordor to seek
And bravely face what they may.
(~JeanElf)
Hey guys, I think we're done
And yes, this has been lots of fun!
but soon we'll come back
and write another stack
of limericks, with humor and puns.