This is my first fic so bare with me it shouldn't
be too bad.
BUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
"AAhh" yelled Goku as he fell out of his bed.
"Damn Doorbell! I hope I didn't wake up Chi Chi" he whispered eyeing the frying pan on the dresser nervously.
"Hi Goku!" Bulma greeted as he opened the door.
"Hi Bulma."
"Why so down Goku?"
"The government is going to tear down my house to put up a highway."
"That sucks." She said cheerfully right as a beep sound came from her pocket.
"Oh shit!" she said as she pulled a device from her pocket and looked at it.
"What?" Goku asked still depressed.
"Something's heading for Earth!"
Just then there was a loud hissing sound from the front yard. Bulma and Goku ran outside, and there sat a spacecraft that looked like a battlecruiser straight out of Starcraft. (A/N: If you haven't played Starcraft for the PC then you should go get it right NOW!!!)
It was still hissing steam as a door opened. Bulma and Goku just looked at it in stupidity as a short man with white armor, shoulder pads, blue tights, and gravity defying hair walked out. He also had a thing on his ear with a piece of red glass covering his eye.
"Hmm, so this is Earth? Pathetic." The short man said. Goku immediately got into his fighting stance.
"Kakarot?!" Gasped the short man. He ran up to Goku and said."Yes, you are Kakarot you look exactly like Bardock. Hurry and get in the ship there's no time!!!" he said desperately.
"HEY! Wait a minute!" Bulma shouted," We don't even know who the hell you are let alone where you're from!" she said with annoyance tinting her voice.
"Damn it woman get in the friggin ship NOW!!!" the short man yelled, "Kakarot! As we speak a great evil approaches this planet!! Hurry the hell up Damn it!" and with that he ran back into the ship.
"Well, I wanna know what the hell's goin on so let's go 'Kakarot'!" Bulma giggled as she ran off to the ship.
"B.But what about Chi Chi and Gohan?" Goku squealed.
"They'll be fine! C'mon!"
"Fine." Goku said defeated.
Inside, the walls and ceiling were yellow and the floor was very pale yellow. They could just see the short man run around the corner, so they followed. The room they stopped in was obviously the bridge. It had computers and keyboards everywhere. The room was all white save for the blue shag carpet. The short guy had sat in a white chair and was furiously pressing buttons, but seemed he couldn't get it to do what he wanted it to do.
"RADITZ!!!! Get your ass in here NOW!!!" screamed the short guy with his face bright red. At that command a door opened and out came a kind of tall guy with REALLY, Really long hair. He had the same type of armor the other alien was wearing except it was black. Instead of a red eye thingy he had green eye thingy.
"Get this damn thing working!" yelled the short guy.
"Yes, my prince." Replied the other man.
"You 2!!!"yelled the short man, " I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Vegeta, Prince of all saiyans! That man is Raditz, your brother Kakarot."he smirked.
"WHAT! No way!" Goku and Bulma shouted in unison. Suddenly the ship started to rise.
"What the hell are you people doing?!?!" yelled Bulma.
"Ah Kakarot, I don't think you introduced me to your friend?" said Vegeta while quickly looking at her boobs.
"My name is Bulma, and I want to know what the hell is going on!!"
"You'll find out soon enough woman." He replied calmly.
"Hey! My name's B-U-L-M-A!" she whined.
"NAPPA!!!" yelled Vegeta, while Bulma and Goku covered their ears. It was obvious the little guy had some big lungs.
This time a HUGE bald guy walked into the room. He too had black armor but unlike the others, he had a moustache and a blue eye thingy. "Yes prince?" he said in a burly voice.
"Nappa, tell our guests why we have brought them aboard, I must go.. Attend to things" Vegeta was frowning and sweating a little. He took one quick glance at Bulma and quickly walked away.
'What was that all about?' thought Bulma.
"This way." Nappa's voice interrupted her thoughts.
He led them to a small white room with a white table and 4 white chairs. "Sit." Nappa instructed.
Bulma sat down with a "hmph" while Goku's stomach was growling. "Um, excuse me Mr. Nappa..do you have any food? I'm starving!"
Nappa replied, "You really are a saiyan. We'll eat after I brief you 2."
"OK" Goku said half-sadly.
"Now Kakarot," Nappa said as he began his narration, "You are a saiyan from the planet Vegeta-sei. Raditz, Vegeta, and myself are also saiyans, that's where you get your appetite from. A long time ago, Vegeta-sei was blown up by an alien overlord named Frieza. Fortunately me, Raditz, Vegeta, you, and Turles were away when it happened."
"Wait a minute!" Bulma interjected, "Who's Turles?"
Nappa's power grew at the mention of the name. "Another saiyan that.Grr..was tortured slowly by Frieza until he finally killed him by ripping off his limbs one limb every day. And then his nose, ears and teeth were pulled then he finally bled to death."
"Wow. This Frieza sounds like a real bastard." Said Bulma.
"He was also your cousin Kakarot."
"What? This Frieza guy needs to be taught a lesson." Growled Goku.
"Why didn't you guys just kill him or something?" Bulma inquired.
"We can't. He's just to fuckin strong!" snarled Nappa."He blew up Vegeta- sei with a finger. Anyway," he said regaining his composure,"As you've probably found out by now Kakarot, Raditz is you're brother. After we found out Frieza blew up Vegeta-sei, we hijacked this ship and we set out to find you, we need every single scrap we can get to kill that transvestite."
"Uh, what's a transvestite?" Goku asked innocently.
Nappa and Bulma fell down backwards anime style. Bulma got up and whispered to Goku what a transvestite was . "Ooohh! So that's what Yamcha was."
Bulma was laughing VERY hard until she saw Nappa was ready to continue. "So we came here to Earth and here we are." Nappa finished, but just then Raditz barged in and shouted panicked, "Frieza's here!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!!!" Nappa shouted.
In the bridge they could see Frieza's ship and then a small hoverchair thingy came out the top. In it was a small white, purple, and pink alien thing was in it. It was apparently Frieza. Then Frieza raised his index finger and formed a ball of black and pink Ki. It grew to about the size of Frieza's ship then he threw it at Earth.
"NOOOOO!!!" screamed Goku.
They could only watch as the black and pink ball collided with Earth. The planet flahed a few times before shrinking a bit then grew before finally exploding in a huge flash. They heard Frieza laughing maniacally and said, "That takes care of those scumbag apes!" before returning to his ship. Then Frieza's ship sped off. Goku and Bulma just stood there with their jaws dropped. All that was left was a few glowing dust particles.
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BUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
"AAhh" yelled Goku as he fell out of his bed.
"Damn Doorbell! I hope I didn't wake up Chi Chi" he whispered eyeing the frying pan on the dresser nervously.
"Hi Goku!" Bulma greeted as he opened the door.
"Hi Bulma."
"Why so down Goku?"
"The government is going to tear down my house to put up a highway."
"That sucks." She said cheerfully right as a beep sound came from her pocket.
"Oh shit!" she said as she pulled a device from her pocket and looked at it.
"What?" Goku asked still depressed.
"Something's heading for Earth!"
Just then there was a loud hissing sound from the front yard. Bulma and Goku ran outside, and there sat a spacecraft that looked like a battlecruiser straight out of Starcraft. (A/N: If you haven't played Starcraft for the PC then you should go get it right NOW!!!)
It was still hissing steam as a door opened. Bulma and Goku just looked at it in stupidity as a short man with white armor, shoulder pads, blue tights, and gravity defying hair walked out. He also had a thing on his ear with a piece of red glass covering his eye.
"Hmm, so this is Earth? Pathetic." The short man said. Goku immediately got into his fighting stance.
"Kakarot?!" Gasped the short man. He ran up to Goku and said."Yes, you are Kakarot you look exactly like Bardock. Hurry and get in the ship there's no time!!!" he said desperately.
"HEY! Wait a minute!" Bulma shouted," We don't even know who the hell you are let alone where you're from!" she said with annoyance tinting her voice.
"Damn it woman get in the friggin ship NOW!!!" the short man yelled, "Kakarot! As we speak a great evil approaches this planet!! Hurry the hell up Damn it!" and with that he ran back into the ship.
"Well, I wanna know what the hell's goin on so let's go 'Kakarot'!" Bulma giggled as she ran off to the ship.
"B.But what about Chi Chi and Gohan?" Goku squealed.
"They'll be fine! C'mon!"
"Fine." Goku said defeated.
Inside, the walls and ceiling were yellow and the floor was very pale yellow. They could just see the short man run around the corner, so they followed. The room they stopped in was obviously the bridge. It had computers and keyboards everywhere. The room was all white save for the blue shag carpet. The short guy had sat in a white chair and was furiously pressing buttons, but seemed he couldn't get it to do what he wanted it to do.
"RADITZ!!!! Get your ass in here NOW!!!" screamed the short guy with his face bright red. At that command a door opened and out came a kind of tall guy with REALLY, Really long hair. He had the same type of armor the other alien was wearing except it was black. Instead of a red eye thingy he had green eye thingy.
"Get this damn thing working!" yelled the short guy.
"Yes, my prince." Replied the other man.
"You 2!!!"yelled the short man, " I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Vegeta, Prince of all saiyans! That man is Raditz, your brother Kakarot."he smirked.
"WHAT! No way!" Goku and Bulma shouted in unison. Suddenly the ship started to rise.
"What the hell are you people doing?!?!" yelled Bulma.
"Ah Kakarot, I don't think you introduced me to your friend?" said Vegeta while quickly looking at her boobs.
"My name is Bulma, and I want to know what the hell is going on!!"
"You'll find out soon enough woman." He replied calmly.
"Hey! My name's B-U-L-M-A!" she whined.
"NAPPA!!!" yelled Vegeta, while Bulma and Goku covered their ears. It was obvious the little guy had some big lungs.
This time a HUGE bald guy walked into the room. He too had black armor but unlike the others, he had a moustache and a blue eye thingy. "Yes prince?" he said in a burly voice.
"Nappa, tell our guests why we have brought them aboard, I must go.. Attend to things" Vegeta was frowning and sweating a little. He took one quick glance at Bulma and quickly walked away.
'What was that all about?' thought Bulma.
"This way." Nappa's voice interrupted her thoughts.
He led them to a small white room with a white table and 4 white chairs. "Sit." Nappa instructed.
Bulma sat down with a "hmph" while Goku's stomach was growling. "Um, excuse me Mr. Nappa..do you have any food? I'm starving!"
Nappa replied, "You really are a saiyan. We'll eat after I brief you 2."
"OK" Goku said half-sadly.
"Now Kakarot," Nappa said as he began his narration, "You are a saiyan from the planet Vegeta-sei. Raditz, Vegeta, and myself are also saiyans, that's where you get your appetite from. A long time ago, Vegeta-sei was blown up by an alien overlord named Frieza. Fortunately me, Raditz, Vegeta, you, and Turles were away when it happened."
"Wait a minute!" Bulma interjected, "Who's Turles?"
Nappa's power grew at the mention of the name. "Another saiyan that.Grr..was tortured slowly by Frieza until he finally killed him by ripping off his limbs one limb every day. And then his nose, ears and teeth were pulled then he finally bled to death."
"Wow. This Frieza sounds like a real bastard." Said Bulma.
"He was also your cousin Kakarot."
"What? This Frieza guy needs to be taught a lesson." Growled Goku.
"Why didn't you guys just kill him or something?" Bulma inquired.
"We can't. He's just to fuckin strong!" snarled Nappa."He blew up Vegeta- sei with a finger. Anyway," he said regaining his composure,"As you've probably found out by now Kakarot, Raditz is you're brother. After we found out Frieza blew up Vegeta-sei, we hijacked this ship and we set out to find you, we need every single scrap we can get to kill that transvestite."
"Uh, what's a transvestite?" Goku asked innocently.
Nappa and Bulma fell down backwards anime style. Bulma got up and whispered to Goku what a transvestite was . "Ooohh! So that's what Yamcha was."
Bulma was laughing VERY hard until she saw Nappa was ready to continue. "So we came here to Earth and here we are." Nappa finished, but just then Raditz barged in and shouted panicked, "Frieza's here!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!!!" Nappa shouted.
In the bridge they could see Frieza's ship and then a small hoverchair thingy came out the top. In it was a small white, purple, and pink alien thing was in it. It was apparently Frieza. Then Frieza raised his index finger and formed a ball of black and pink Ki. It grew to about the size of Frieza's ship then he threw it at Earth.
"NOOOOO!!!" screamed Goku.
They could only watch as the black and pink ball collided with Earth. The planet flahed a few times before shrinking a bit then grew before finally exploding in a huge flash. They heard Frieza laughing maniacally and said, "That takes care of those scumbag apes!" before returning to his ship. Then Frieza's ship sped off. Goku and Bulma just stood there with their jaws dropped. All that was left was a few glowing dust particles.
Sjf;j