--> Who the Hell Are You?
Suguru yawns and stretches out into Tot's lap. "Huh? This is kind of squishy" as he's squeezes the Tot doll's bosom. "AHHHH! It's a girl! It's not what it looks like! Gomen! Gomen!" Suguru calms down when he realizes it's just a blow up doll.
"K you really pulled a good one on me. Ha! Ha! Ha! You can come out now." Suguru looks around the room but doesn't recognize anything. It's a little scary being in here with all these pictures and dolls. He wonders "Who is this girl anyways?"
The door flies open and two strange men dressed in camouflage and armed with rifles drag Suguru out of the room and down the hall to Takatori's office. Suguru enters the office and Takatori comments "Ahh, got a little feisty last night I see" as he winks at Suguru, noticing his PJ's stained with coke. Suguru thinks to himself "Who is this strange man?" Is he the one with the sick obsession?
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The door flies open and hits Hiro in the head, knocking him unconscious as he's dragged down the hall by his leg. His shoe flies off and smacks him in the head again. The men put the shoe on his hand and throw him into Takatori's office. Suguru's mouth drops to the floor as he observes this display. Takatori commands "Ah just throw him into that chair over there, he'll wake up eventually. If that doesn't work, I always have my trusty nine iron and that will get him up."
Mr. Takatori . . . Um sir. . . I think we made a mistake. "What do you mean?" Well he was sleeping on the ground and we didn't realize he was that close to the door . . . Er, I think we may have hit him too hard on the head. Takatori remarks "Well no great loss there. I bet he'll be up in an hour or two." Go get Crawford and (Shutters) Farfarello A.S.A.P.! Yes Sir! The men salute and run out of the office.
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Sakano has been up for a few hours and thinks the "Good Fortune Fairy" has visited him. He has a lovely apartment with a beautiful view and the most comfortable couch he's ever slept on. Right now, he's playing with the remote control for the massage chair, up and down, up and down . . . when he hears a loud knock on the door.
A few minutes later Takatori's men unlock the door. Is every thing alright sir? Sakano yells out "Sure everything's great!" while he turns around to face the two men. Eyeing the rifle pointed in his direction Sakano panics. "AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Don't Shoot Me!" He drops the remote control breaking it in a million pieces. He begs "Please don't kill me!!" (Facing the men on his knees.) The men mutter "I think there's something wrong with Crawford. He's never acted this way before and take a look at what he's wearing.
The men observe the brown gravy-stained suit which is way too small on his tall frame. The pants are ripped along the inseam and the jacket is bunched up under his armpits.
Come on sir, I think it's a good idea if we visit Mr. Takatori. Sakano meekly agrees "Who's Takatori?" By the way, did you see the "Good Fortune Fairy?" Takatori's men whisper among themselves "There is definitely something wrong with Crawford." I think he's been spending too much time with Farfarello and it's starting to rub off on him.
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The men hesitate before unlocking Farfarello's room. "Here you do it!" "No way it's your turn!" The first man takes the keys and slowly enters it into the lock. Gulp! I hope he's still asleep. Remember what happened the last time? I still have the scars to prove it. The door opens and the men scream in unison AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The screams radiate through the vents and Takatori sends more troops to investigate. The men whimper and are holding on to one another as the reinforcements arrive.
Shuichi awakens WHAAAAA!!! I can't see out of my eye! Where am I?
"Take it easy fellow! We're going to take you some place safe." Where's Yuki? "Oh, Oh Suki's gone. Mr. Takatori will help you find Suki. Just come with us."
Shuichi squeals "He'll really help me find Yuki? Yippee!" Let's go! Shuichi jumps on the back of one of the guards. "AHHHHHHH He's trying to kill me! Get him off of me!" Shuichi's ignorant to the fact that they are talking about him. He only knows that some man will help him find Yuki. They arrive minutes later at Takatori's office.
Takatori chokes on his coffee "What in the Hell is wrong with you Crawford?! Tell me the meaning of this! Why are you dressed like some hobo off the streets?"
The men interrupt "Um sir? We got a problem . . ." Takatori barks "What is it now?! This better be good!" The first man replies "Oh sir, this is good" as he whispers something into Takatori's ear. "Are you sure? Uh huh, I don't know where Suki went." Takatori screams "You better find that knife and you better find it now!!!" The second man comments "Oh by the way sir, here's Farfarello." As they push him in the office and run out the door.
Hiro has just awoken to the most horrifying sight in his life. There is a scary looking man dressed in Shuichi's clothes. Suguru is cringing in fear and clinging to Sakano's leg. Sakano is trembling and confused as to why a strange boy is holding on to his leg. He remarks "Oh my gosh! I've never seen such an ugly drag queen!" Sakano smacks his head. "Oww. . . please let this be a dream. ( He closes his eyes then opens them, seeing Farfarello still standing there) Noooooo! He's still here!" (Sakano sobs)
Takatori is speechless as he takes in the sight. Farfarello is dressed in a rhinestone dog collar, a pair of magenta patent leather hot pants, matching short vest, a white lacy mid drift top, and a pair of magenta thigh high boots with straps. But that's not the scary thing, his bandages are gone exposing his scars and silver shiny nipple rings and to make things worse his eye patch is missing. Takatori feels woozy. "I need to go lie down and maybe I'll wake up from this horrible nightmare."