**FLASHBACK**

"I'm going to make you pay Frieza! For all the people you have killed! For Raditz, and for my family!!!!" Goku said with as much venom as he could muster.

"Yeah right monkey Ha!" Frieza said unsure of the saiyan's power.

They both exchanged punches and kicks, each successful one with a flash of light. Then Frieza tried his rapid fire finger shots, but Goku simply deflected them and landed a devastating fist to Frieza's gut, then kicked Frieza through the wall. Frieza had crashed into a huge machine which was also the ship's power core.

The good news: Frieza got electrocutedby an electrical wire and is obviously dead (A/N: I don't care how powerful you are! In this fic you die if you get electrocuted by a ship's power core!)

The bad news: the ship was 10 seconds away from crashing onto the planet below. It must have been falling ever since Raditz was killed. I guess when you're dead you can't fly a spaceship! (DUH!)

"Fuck!" Goku said. The ship would crah in just 2 seconds.

**END FLASHBACK**



Goku woke up in a hospital bed with Bulma and Nappa on either side of him. Vegeta was standing in the corner with his arms crossed as usual.

"Bulma! You're OK! But How?" Goku exclaimed hugging her.

"Well, Vegeta gave me some of his ki." Bulma replied looking at her unmentionables. (That's what my grandma calls boobs in case you're wondering. Okay I'll stop talking now)

"Hey that was pretty nice of you Vegeta!" saying it like he was almost proud of Vegeta.

Vegeta just turned red and looked at the ground.

"Well I'm hungry! Let's get something to eat!" He said feeling back to his old self.

"Yeah Vegeta!" Nappa agreed.

"Fine. I'm a bit hungry as well." Said Vegeta.

After they had exited the hospital they found the ship crashed in the middle of the street, with what looked like blue fire trucks spraying it with water. The city itself looked just like New York city except instead of humans it had the green aliens with oval heads and eye stalks. There were also many other races around. Euphora was somewhat like an intergalactic truck stop.

About a block away they found a bar called "Ecstasy". Their were some purple alien blobby things smoking pot and doing crack outside. Euphora was also the galaxy's most crime influenced planet due to all the aliens that stopped there. All this information came from Vegeta's scouter. It was kind of like a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. They entered the bar.



Speaking of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, That book was my inspiration for this fic. If you haven't read it, READ IT!!! It's funny and suspenseful. Anyway does anyone smell a Lemon? I do, but I'm not good at writing Lemons so don't flame me if it's bad. If you think it's bad just e- mail me. Criticism would be appreciated.