--> Pop! Goes the Weasel!
Schuldig stops by the restroom "Man! I've been holding this in all day!" Unzips his pants and whips out his member. OOH! AAH! That's better. He looks down and notices something is not right. So he begins to examine his male organ. "What happened, Mr. Happy? Did you shrink? I know you were much bigger than this! I'll have to measure you when we get back home because I know you were twelve inches before."
I know you like I know the back of my hand. What about all the lonely nights we've spent together? We been together through thick and thin and you've never let me down before. Schuldig hears some noises and then the sound of a toilet flushing. He teleports into an empty stall and waits for the person to leave.
Tohma exits the bathroom talking to himself "I could have sworn I heard someone else talking in here" as he walks back to his office.
Schuldig waits for awhile then reappears so he can wash up. He turns the water on and splashes his face, then takes a good look in the mirror 'AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! My hair!! My precious hair!!! Who dyed it? I've never dyed my beautiful hair and now it's ruined! Reiji Takatori! I know you had something to do with my Mr. Happy and my precious hair. You'll be sorry you messed with me and I'll get you back if it's the last thing I do!
Brad enters the restroom and drags Schuldig to an empty room. Brad laughs "You should keep your thoughts to yourself. You never know who might be listening. I doubt that you were ever a 12, maybe it is wishful thinking on your part."
Schuldig demands "Who the hell are you? Hmm! Sadistic smirk, creepy stare . . . You're Crawford aren't you?
I'm not myself am I? Oh Bradley! You should keep your mind sheltered. I know what you thought. (SMACK!) Trying to keep me in the dark!
Brad smirks "Oh but it was so much fun hearing you having a heart to heart with your "Bathroom Buddy" what did you call it "Mr. Happy? I couldn't interrupt you now, could I?
You should have seen the look on Mr. Seguchi's face when he exited the bathroom. I only wish I had a tape recorder so I could play the whole thing over for Nagi.