The Substitute
Chapter 3: Suspicions...
"Are you a vampire?" Dib asked. Most of the class just rolled their eyes. Ms. Vang, did the same.
"Of course not, Div. Now, vwhy vwould you ask zat?"
"Well, look at you! You look pretty undead, Ma'am. I mean, you look pretty much like a vampire with your pale skin, fangs, and the fact that you are wearing a turtle-neck to cover your bite. Another reason I think you are a vampire is how you know so much about blood. I mean, maybe you could have studied it carefully, but really."
"Zat's it, Div! I will have none of this! Be quiet and stop accusing me of something that I'm not guilty of!" She glared at him with a look of death.
Dib slouched down, feeling defeated, but still knew that he was true. Give me a break, he thought. Its really obvious! All I need is to see if she had a reflection.
"Now, class. If there aren't anymore questions, I think we should continue." She rambled on about her lesson. Everyone was watching her, but no one really listening. Dib kept thinking of more ways to prove she was a vampire. It seems, though, Zim was paying attention. He stood up on his desk and raised both hands.
"Yes...er..whoever you are?" asked the sub.
"I AM ZIM!" He yelled. Everyone stared when he said that, but he continued anyway. "Ms. Vang, I was wondering if we could get a sample of some real blood, perhaps. That way I could study and understand it better and learn yet another WEAKNESS!!! from all of you...REVOLTING EARTH-SPAWN!!!" Eyes were all on Zim with those words. Zim felt embarrassed yet again, coughed, and said in a small voice "Right."
"Why do you need to study it Zim?" Dib asked, narrowing an eye. "Need to learn more about Human biology so you can destroy us?" Ms. Vang gained a confused look.
"Of course not!" Responded Zim, "I simply want to be able our systems more so I can..uh... become a docter!" He put on a fake smile as the whole class, except Dib, gave a big "Awww".
"Riiiight." Dib turned to Ms. Vang. "Don't believe a word he says, Ma'am. He's an Alien!"
"Div, that is not a vedy nice zing to say! Just because his skin maybe green, and he has no ears doesn't mean we should accuse him of being an Extra Terrestrial! Didn't you just learn not to judge a book by it's cover?"
"Yeah, but I know what I was talking about. You are a vampire! It's very obvious!"
"SILENCE! That was the final straw, Div! You wwill have to stay 10 minutes after Class! And after that ten minutes, you will be sent to the principal and explain to him exactly vat happened. Following that, I will call your parents and tell them what happened. Then you can look foward to them scolding you and being grounded for a looooooong time."
"But-"
"Say no more, or I'll increase the horror of your day."
"Yes ma'am." He slouched even more, but still knw that he was right.
"Now, Zim. To answer your question, I suppose that tomorrow we might be able to gather a sample. But that won't be till tomorrow."
And so, the day dragged on till it was finally 3:00. All the class, but Dib left.
"Let the torture begin, Div."
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A Word from Nikki: Whoo! Chapter three is done with! ^_^ It is getting better and better, I think. Anyway, What will happen durring detention? Will Dib survive? How will Membrane punnish Dib? You'll just have to wait till chapter 4!
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Chapter 3: Suspicions...
"Are you a vampire?" Dib asked. Most of the class just rolled their eyes. Ms. Vang, did the same.
"Of course not, Div. Now, vwhy vwould you ask zat?"
"Well, look at you! You look pretty undead, Ma'am. I mean, you look pretty much like a vampire with your pale skin, fangs, and the fact that you are wearing a turtle-neck to cover your bite. Another reason I think you are a vampire is how you know so much about blood. I mean, maybe you could have studied it carefully, but really."
"Zat's it, Div! I will have none of this! Be quiet and stop accusing me of something that I'm not guilty of!" She glared at him with a look of death.
Dib slouched down, feeling defeated, but still knew that he was true. Give me a break, he thought. Its really obvious! All I need is to see if she had a reflection.
"Now, class. If there aren't anymore questions, I think we should continue." She rambled on about her lesson. Everyone was watching her, but no one really listening. Dib kept thinking of more ways to prove she was a vampire. It seems, though, Zim was paying attention. He stood up on his desk and raised both hands.
"Yes...er..whoever you are?" asked the sub.
"I AM ZIM!" He yelled. Everyone stared when he said that, but he continued anyway. "Ms. Vang, I was wondering if we could get a sample of some real blood, perhaps. That way I could study and understand it better and learn yet another WEAKNESS!!! from all of you...REVOLTING EARTH-SPAWN!!!" Eyes were all on Zim with those words. Zim felt embarrassed yet again, coughed, and said in a small voice "Right."
"Why do you need to study it Zim?" Dib asked, narrowing an eye. "Need to learn more about Human biology so you can destroy us?" Ms. Vang gained a confused look.
"Of course not!" Responded Zim, "I simply want to be able our systems more so I can..uh... become a docter!" He put on a fake smile as the whole class, except Dib, gave a big "Awww".
"Riiiight." Dib turned to Ms. Vang. "Don't believe a word he says, Ma'am. He's an Alien!"
"Div, that is not a vedy nice zing to say! Just because his skin maybe green, and he has no ears doesn't mean we should accuse him of being an Extra Terrestrial! Didn't you just learn not to judge a book by it's cover?"
"Yeah, but I know what I was talking about. You are a vampire! It's very obvious!"
"SILENCE! That was the final straw, Div! You wwill have to stay 10 minutes after Class! And after that ten minutes, you will be sent to the principal and explain to him exactly vat happened. Following that, I will call your parents and tell them what happened. Then you can look foward to them scolding you and being grounded for a looooooong time."
"But-"
"Say no more, or I'll increase the horror of your day."
"Yes ma'am." He slouched even more, but still knw that he was right.
"Now, Zim. To answer your question, I suppose that tomorrow we might be able to gather a sample. But that won't be till tomorrow."
And so, the day dragged on till it was finally 3:00. All the class, but Dib left.
"Let the torture begin, Div."
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A Word from Nikki: Whoo! Chapter three is done with! ^_^ It is getting better and better, I think. Anyway, What will happen durring detention? Will Dib survive? How will Membrane punnish Dib? You'll just have to wait till chapter 4!
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