Jar Jar binks: As mesa walk through the water where mesa under the bubble
mesa take a look at my life and realize It's very plain
But that's just perfect for an gungan like mesa
You know mesa eating munchans everyday
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm eating munchans
Jedi comes saving my butt and Amidala fights, fool
And I've been getting into trouble
That even Boss Nass thinks that mesa minds is gone
I'm a gungan of the land I'm into discipline
Got a spear in my hand and a no hair on my chin
But if I finish all of my breakfast, and you finish thine
Then tonight were gunna party like its 2034

We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in Gungan paradise
I break things once or twice
Livin' in Gungan paradise
Its hard work and sacrafice
Livin' in Gungan paradise
We fight with great pride
Livin' in Gungan paradise

A dug kicked me in the butt last week
mesa just smiled at him and mesa turned the other cheek
mesa don't really care, infact mesa wish him well
Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell
mesa punched a protocal droid even if he deserved it
A Gungan with a 'tude? You know thats unheard heard of
I wear almost nothing, and I got a cool vest
And my homies agree I really look good in tan, fool
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid attention to Naboo in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically improved

But theres no phones, no radio, no motor cars
Not a single bounderies
Like futuristic times, it's as primitive as can be

We been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in Gungan paradise
Were just plain and simple guys
Livin' in Gungan paradise
There's no time for wishin'
Livin' in Gungan paradise
We don't bore we all play rough
Livin' in Gungan paradise

Flying in the Naboo, escaping federations
break things on monday, and one thing and anotha
Think your really rightous, think your pure at heart
Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as no body
I'm the accident prone, the little children wanna be like
On my kness day and night, scorin' points for the Gungan house
So don't be vain, and don't be whinney
Or else my brother, I might have to get midevil on your hinney

We been spendin most our lives
Livin' in Gungan paradise
We're all crazy gungans
Livin' in Gungan paradise
Theres no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in Gungan paradise
you'd probably think it's cool
Livin' in Gungan paradise
Jar Jar: Ooie. Where's mesa?
Me: Nexst shall be Amidala!
Jar Jar: Oh no! *Falls over and big ears flapped everywhere*

Author's notes. I'm Writing up a very good fic and no it isn't humor right now. but i'm doing, "Ron's mysterious Twin" and i'm going on for a third chapter.

Ok, i want honesty. No rude comments or bad names. If none of my fics were funny, just be very polite enough to say, "It's not my taste. Though i believe some people might find it humorous themselves. But i have different taste. Anyhow, that was a good try."

That is when if you think my fic isn't good. But it's more understandable and highly respectable. do that, and i will be very respectful to your fics.