-->                      Beat the Crap out of Reiji Takatori!

Reiji gets into his nightly routine as he pulls out his log and turns on the cameras. "Well tonight there shouldn't be too much activity especially since they're under house arrest. But I can always count on Nagi. Let's see what he's doing right now." Reiji accidentally switches on the camera in Farfarello's bathroom and sees an interesting sight.

Shuichi is trying on his new present for Yuki. Shiny gold nipple rings with red rhinestone hearts. They are extremely large and Shuichi is standing in front of the mirror jingling them back and forth.

Reiji hears a muffled conversation "Oh Suki (It's really Yuki) will really love these" as Shuichi rubs his hands all over himself. Ohh Suki! I know how kinky you like to get. Shuichi blows a kiss and places his finger in his mouth; gently sucking on it as he's primping in front of the mirror.

Reiji is getting turned on watching Farfarello. Shuichi is interrupted by a knock on the door.

Reiji screams at the camera "Hey! Hey! Get Back Here Farfarello! I'm not through watching you yet!" Disappointed, Reiji switches the cameras over to Nagi's room.

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Shuichi answers the door shirtless. Hiro is standing there and sweat drops. "Aren't those a bit big?" Staring at Shuichi's nipple rings. Shuichi beams "Yuki will love these don't you think?" (Jingle, Jingle) Hiro points out "Well Shuichi I think it's customary to wear a small, unobtrusive ring like the one you were wearing earlier." Shuichi explains "But Hiro those rings were tarnished and ugly. I can't have Yuki seeing me wear something like that, these are much cuter. What brings you by my cell anyways?"

"Well I was really bored and thought you'd be too." Eying Shuichi's room he suggests "Why don't you come over to my place. I found some video games we can try." Hiro grabs Shuichi's arm and drags him to his room.

Shuichi enters Hiro's room and is bewildered as he looks around the place. "I'm curious why a grown man would decorate his house with video game posters and camouflage. I'd go crazy if I had to stare at olive green all day!"

Shuichi explores the house as Hiro is setting up the game system. "Hiro, the bathroom and bedroom aren't any better but at least you got a kitchen and living room." Reflecting on his white padded room and the awful dinner they expected him to eat.

"Hiro, do you have anything to eat in the fridge? For dinner tonight they left me lima beans and a very bloody steak. I tried to eat it but it made me sick."

Hiro gets up "I haven't eaten myself. Let's go see what's in the fridge." Hiro pulls open the door and stares in amazement. "Look Shuichi! We hit the jackpot!" The fridge is stocked with beer and nothing else. Hiro pulls out a can "What kind of beer is this? It looks German but I can't tell. Shuichi, do you want one? I'll check the cupboard and see if there's any food there."

Hiro finds a box of "Macaroni and Cheese" in the cupboard and proceeds to make it. "Shuichi, why don't you look through the games and find something for us to play!" About ten minutes later they eat dinner then Hiro and Shuichi return to the living room with two six packs of beer. Hiro jokes "This should keep us busy for awhile!" (Nudging Shuichi, as he sits on the floor beside him.)

"I found these games Hiro; (who hands them over in Hiro's direction.)" Hmm "Beat the Shit out of Reiji Takatori", "50 Ways to Torture a Weiß Member", and "Spank the Monkey" Hiro stares at the last game. "What kind of games are these?" Picks one up and turns it over. Made in Germany Huh? (Looking at the back of "Spank the monkey") I didn't know they were so liberal there." Hiro throws that game back into the drawer and asks Shuichi to choose which game he wants to play first.

Shuichi picks "Beat the Shit Out of Reiji Takatori" Hiro puts the game into the machine. "Damn! It's all in German, but look here Shuichi they have characters that look like the men we traded places with. Let's try Suguru's and Sakano's doubles first."

 Shuichi picks Suguru's character (AKA Nagi) and a bunch of mini Reiji Takatori's attack. "Hey Hiro! Isn't that the old man who tried to beat you up with a golf club?" Shuichi ends up pushing the right button and Suguru ends up levitating the mini Reiji into the air and then blows him up. "Whoa this is cool! Hiro it's your turn."

 Hiro picks Sakano's character then pushes the button "Hey Shuichi he talks" The two wait and listen closely "Mr. Takatori, Looks like your "future" ends now!" Brad Crawford turns around slowly, smiles and then blows off Reiji's head with a gun.

Shuichi is excited "This is so cool I want to try out my character! I bet he's as cool as those guys!" Shuichi switches characters and equips Farfarello. The game starts but he can't control his character. "What wrong?! Is the controller broken?" Farfarello charges and starts to hack at the mini Reiji's with a knife. Then after killing them, he starts pulling off his wraps and begins stabbing himself to death. This ends the game saying "Ah too bad . . . You chose the wrong character."

Shuichi who is now drunk cries and Hiro grabs the controller. "I'll try my guy." (Equipping Schuldig.) "Wow! This is cool! Look what I can do Shuichi!" They both watch how the character moves. He jumps extremely high, teleports, etc . . . an orange button is blinking so Hiro pushes it. A golf club appears. "Hyper Swing? What's that?" Hiro pushes the button and Schuldig starts smacking the mini Reiji's left and right. Heads are flying off; blood and guts spew all over the place. He finally makes it to the Big Reiji boss. The Reiji is helpless as Schuldig ties him to a tree and starts beating him with the golf club. (Triple points for hitting him in the balls.) Shuichi exclaims "This is the bloodiest game I've ever played! I wonder where he bought it?"

They try to play "50 Ways to Torture a Weiß Member" but they are too drunk to figure out the controls "Hey Hiro! That Omi guy looks like someone we've seen before; do you know who it is?

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