This is a strange idea I had. I don't know where it came from, but I got it
from somewhere. Anywhooz, I think that you'll havta watch all the movies I
crossover here to understand, so I made a list of all the movies that will
be included [I will keep adding more, but this is it for now]:
1.The Sixth Sense
2. Bring It On
3. A.I
4. Jeepers Creepers
Disclaimer: This is not necessary. Obviously I don't own anything here. So ya. Ok.
Chapter 1
It was a warm beautiful sunny day at Hogwarts. Everything was normal. Well, that's what Harry thought.
Harry Potter woke up to the sound of his curtains ripping. Turning over quickly, Harry saw Seamus Finnigan [sp?] stick his head through the rip that he made. He looked different, infact, he looked kinda dead. Dead with drool hanging out the side of his mouth. "There. I feel better now," Seamus said. Harry screamed a deafening high-pitched scream and ran out of bed. He ran over to Ron's bed and tried to pull back the curtains. But he couldn't because there was no curtain!!!!!!!! From what he could see, Ron had taken down the four-poster bed curtains and made them into a big red tent. Why Ron would bother to make a tent inside the dorm, Harry didn't know. He went over and pulled back the opening. "Ron, did you see—" Harry had to stop, for what he saw made him almost faint. The entire tent was filled with little statues of Mother Mary and rosaries. "When did you become so religious?" Harry asked. Ron jumped and pulled him quickly inside the tent. "Shut up!!! They'll find me!!" Ron yelled/whispered. "Who?" Harry asked him. "Them," was Ron's replied. Harry didn't bother asking who "them" was. Instead he said "Well who isn't going to figure out that you're in here? I mean this tent isn't exactly hard to spot." Suddenly, Seamus made a big bang from outside the tent. Ron whimpered and started talking in another language really fast. "Come again?" Harry asked, puzzled. "It's called Latin," Ron answered. Harry was starting to get really scared of Ron now, so he decided to leave the dorm.
Down in the Common Room, Harry met up with Hermione. "There you are!"She yelled, "Our History of Magic class is about to start!! Where's Ron?" Harry replied, "He's in the dorm hiding in a tent. He made a little church in there." Hermione just looked at him. Suddenly, Ron came bounding down the stairs wearing glasses with no lens. Harry and Hermione just decided to ignore him, and the three of them set off to their History of Magic class.
Once everyone had taken their seats, Prof. Binns started the lesson. "Good morning everyone. Before we start today, I have someone to introduce to you. Everyone, this is David, he's the new Gryffindor." At that, a small boy with light brown hair and blue eyes walked in. He was adorable [well, in my opinion. You'll find out who he is if you haven't already]. David walked back and forth across the class. "I like your floor," he said. "Yes, ok now take a seat please David. Today we will be talking about the history of Hogwarts. Who knows what the school was used for before it was a school?" Prof. Binns asked. Ron, surprisingly, raised his hand. "Yes Ron?" Binns asked. "They used to hang people here" Ron answered. Everyone looked at him. "Um, no. That was a trick question. The school was always a school. It was founded by Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff—" Binns said. "Ya, they were the ones that hanged people," Ron explained. Binns stared at Ron. "Stop looking at me like that. Stop it. It makes people feel bad when you do that," Ron said. Binns continued to stare, for some reason. Ron covered his eyes. "Stop it!!! Stop it!!!" He yelled. Binns didn't know what to do. "You're a Stuttering Stanley," Ron told Binns. "Excuse me?" Binns asked. "You used to talk funny in school. Stuttering Stanley!" Ron yelled. "Stop it! My name isn't even Stanley!" Binns yelled back. "Stuttering Stanley!! Stuttering Stanley!!" Ron continued to yell. "Shut up you f-f-f-freak!!!" Binns hollered. All went silent. Ron's eyes started to water. "Harry, take him to the hospital wing please," Binns instructed. Harry did so.
In the hospital wing, Madam Pomfrey made Ron sit in a chair in the corner. She then appointed Harry Ron's personal psychiatrist. "Me?" Harry asked. He was beginning to become afraid of Ron. "Yes, and make sure he doesn't do anything crazy," Madam Pomfrey answered. Then she left the room for her lunch break. "What are you thinking, Harry?" Ron asked. "A lot of things right now, Ron" Harry answered. "Anything bad about me?" Ron went on. "Look at my face. Does it look like I was thinking anything bad about you?" Harry replied. Ron shook his head. "Do you have anything to tell me?" Harry questioned. Ron shook his head. "Not right now," he said. "Do you talk to your mom a lot? Tell her what's going on in your life?" Harry continued. Ron shook his head again. "No. I don't tell her things cuz she doesn't look at me like everyone else and I don't want her to, I don't want her to know," Ron replied. "Know what?" Harry asked, puzzled. "That I'm a freak," Ron said, looking down. "Hey! That's not true! Don't listen to that! That's bullshit!" Harry told him. Ron looked up at him. "You know, you have a Quidditch match now," he said. Harry jumped up, looked at his watch and ran out the door. How could he have forgotten his Quidditch match? He was just thinking about how stupid he was for forgetting, when suddenly a door burst open just in front of him. Out popped a girl, and a gross-looking creature that was holding a guy by the throat. "LET HIM GO!!" The girl shouted. The creature did a really scary sounding roar. "Uhh…can I help you?" Harry asked. Everyone froze and turned to look at him. "Oh hi," the girl said, "I'm Trish, and that's my brother Darry. And he's the Creeper." "Hi I'm Harry," Harry said. At that moment the Creeper dropped Darry to the floor and stared at Harry. "Jeepers Creepers, Harry!! Where'd you get those peepers?" He said. "Run!!!! Run Harry run!!!" Darry yelled. "Why?" Harry asked, confused. "He's gonna pull your eyes out!!" Darry yelled. The Creeper turned to Darry. "My God Darry!! You ruin everything!! I hate you!!" he said. Then he turned and marched down the corridor. "Well, I guess we'll be going then. See you Harry!" Trish said, and Harry waved them off. Then he remembered that he had a Quidditch match!!
He ran down the corridors and down the grounds until he got to the Quidditch pitch. He stopped to rub a cramp, and heard something that made him almost faint again. "Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for the Gryffindor Cheerleaders!!" Lee Jordan shouted. At that, 20 girls and guys came onto the pitch to a humungo roar of cheers and applause. A magical platform formed out of nowhere and the squad started to rise into the air. What surprised Harry even more was that there, at the front of the group, was Hermione with her hands in the air. Finally it got quiet. Hermione started the cheer. "I said……" she started. The rest of the squad joined in dancing a cool funky dance. "Brrr! It's cold in here! There must be some lions in the atmosphere!! I said brr! Its cold in here! There must be some lions in the atmosphere! I said oheeoheeoh, ice ice ice! Slow it down! Oheeoheeoh, ice ice ice!" They sang. Then more funky music started playing and they all did their special dances. Harry had never seen anything like it. Just when they had finished and Harry thought he could finally play Quidditch, Lee Jordan shouted "And now, please welcome, the Slytherin Squad!!" He said this with much less enthusiasm. The crowd cheered once again, and another group of 20 girls and guys came running out of the stands. Before they started to cheer, Pansy Parkinson came to the front of the group and said to the crowd, "Before we begin, I have something to say. We have a new captain!!" The crowd just sat there. "Give it up for……… Professor Snape!!" She yelled. Harry screamed another high-pitched scream, for Professor Snape came out of the stands wearing a little skirt with a tank top. The crowd pretended to barf. Yes, all of them did. "Now Snape is going to lead our cheer!" Pansy said. Fireworks sprang up all around the pitch and Snape started to sing and dance with the rest of the squad. "I'm sexy, I'm cute. I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin, great hair, the boys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot. I'm everything your not. I'm pretty, I'm cool. I dominate the school! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest," Snape sang, and at this point everyone else joined in. "I'm rockin! I smile! If anything I'm vile! We scream and we jump! You can look but don't you hump, woo! I'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a hore! We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed! Hate us cuz we're beautiful well we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders!" And then they ran back off the pitch. Harry couldn't take it. He felt sick. So instead of going to the change rooms, Harry went back to the castle to rest his head. Maybe he would go in Ron's weird tent.
1.The Sixth Sense
2. Bring It On
3. A.I
4. Jeepers Creepers
Disclaimer: This is not necessary. Obviously I don't own anything here. So ya. Ok.
Chapter 1
It was a warm beautiful sunny day at Hogwarts. Everything was normal. Well, that's what Harry thought.
Harry Potter woke up to the sound of his curtains ripping. Turning over quickly, Harry saw Seamus Finnigan [sp?] stick his head through the rip that he made. He looked different, infact, he looked kinda dead. Dead with drool hanging out the side of his mouth. "There. I feel better now," Seamus said. Harry screamed a deafening high-pitched scream and ran out of bed. He ran over to Ron's bed and tried to pull back the curtains. But he couldn't because there was no curtain!!!!!!!! From what he could see, Ron had taken down the four-poster bed curtains and made them into a big red tent. Why Ron would bother to make a tent inside the dorm, Harry didn't know. He went over and pulled back the opening. "Ron, did you see—" Harry had to stop, for what he saw made him almost faint. The entire tent was filled with little statues of Mother Mary and rosaries. "When did you become so religious?" Harry asked. Ron jumped and pulled him quickly inside the tent. "Shut up!!! They'll find me!!" Ron yelled/whispered. "Who?" Harry asked him. "Them," was Ron's replied. Harry didn't bother asking who "them" was. Instead he said "Well who isn't going to figure out that you're in here? I mean this tent isn't exactly hard to spot." Suddenly, Seamus made a big bang from outside the tent. Ron whimpered and started talking in another language really fast. "Come again?" Harry asked, puzzled. "It's called Latin," Ron answered. Harry was starting to get really scared of Ron now, so he decided to leave the dorm.
Down in the Common Room, Harry met up with Hermione. "There you are!"She yelled, "Our History of Magic class is about to start!! Where's Ron?" Harry replied, "He's in the dorm hiding in a tent. He made a little church in there." Hermione just looked at him. Suddenly, Ron came bounding down the stairs wearing glasses with no lens. Harry and Hermione just decided to ignore him, and the three of them set off to their History of Magic class.
Once everyone had taken their seats, Prof. Binns started the lesson. "Good morning everyone. Before we start today, I have someone to introduce to you. Everyone, this is David, he's the new Gryffindor." At that, a small boy with light brown hair and blue eyes walked in. He was adorable [well, in my opinion. You'll find out who he is if you haven't already]. David walked back and forth across the class. "I like your floor," he said. "Yes, ok now take a seat please David. Today we will be talking about the history of Hogwarts. Who knows what the school was used for before it was a school?" Prof. Binns asked. Ron, surprisingly, raised his hand. "Yes Ron?" Binns asked. "They used to hang people here" Ron answered. Everyone looked at him. "Um, no. That was a trick question. The school was always a school. It was founded by Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff—" Binns said. "Ya, they were the ones that hanged people," Ron explained. Binns stared at Ron. "Stop looking at me like that. Stop it. It makes people feel bad when you do that," Ron said. Binns continued to stare, for some reason. Ron covered his eyes. "Stop it!!! Stop it!!!" He yelled. Binns didn't know what to do. "You're a Stuttering Stanley," Ron told Binns. "Excuse me?" Binns asked. "You used to talk funny in school. Stuttering Stanley!" Ron yelled. "Stop it! My name isn't even Stanley!" Binns yelled back. "Stuttering Stanley!! Stuttering Stanley!!" Ron continued to yell. "Shut up you f-f-f-freak!!!" Binns hollered. All went silent. Ron's eyes started to water. "Harry, take him to the hospital wing please," Binns instructed. Harry did so.
In the hospital wing, Madam Pomfrey made Ron sit in a chair in the corner. She then appointed Harry Ron's personal psychiatrist. "Me?" Harry asked. He was beginning to become afraid of Ron. "Yes, and make sure he doesn't do anything crazy," Madam Pomfrey answered. Then she left the room for her lunch break. "What are you thinking, Harry?" Ron asked. "A lot of things right now, Ron" Harry answered. "Anything bad about me?" Ron went on. "Look at my face. Does it look like I was thinking anything bad about you?" Harry replied. Ron shook his head. "Do you have anything to tell me?" Harry questioned. Ron shook his head. "Not right now," he said. "Do you talk to your mom a lot? Tell her what's going on in your life?" Harry continued. Ron shook his head again. "No. I don't tell her things cuz she doesn't look at me like everyone else and I don't want her to, I don't want her to know," Ron replied. "Know what?" Harry asked, puzzled. "That I'm a freak," Ron said, looking down. "Hey! That's not true! Don't listen to that! That's bullshit!" Harry told him. Ron looked up at him. "You know, you have a Quidditch match now," he said. Harry jumped up, looked at his watch and ran out the door. How could he have forgotten his Quidditch match? He was just thinking about how stupid he was for forgetting, when suddenly a door burst open just in front of him. Out popped a girl, and a gross-looking creature that was holding a guy by the throat. "LET HIM GO!!" The girl shouted. The creature did a really scary sounding roar. "Uhh…can I help you?" Harry asked. Everyone froze and turned to look at him. "Oh hi," the girl said, "I'm Trish, and that's my brother Darry. And he's the Creeper." "Hi I'm Harry," Harry said. At that moment the Creeper dropped Darry to the floor and stared at Harry. "Jeepers Creepers, Harry!! Where'd you get those peepers?" He said. "Run!!!! Run Harry run!!!" Darry yelled. "Why?" Harry asked, confused. "He's gonna pull your eyes out!!" Darry yelled. The Creeper turned to Darry. "My God Darry!! You ruin everything!! I hate you!!" he said. Then he turned and marched down the corridor. "Well, I guess we'll be going then. See you Harry!" Trish said, and Harry waved them off. Then he remembered that he had a Quidditch match!!
He ran down the corridors and down the grounds until he got to the Quidditch pitch. He stopped to rub a cramp, and heard something that made him almost faint again. "Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for the Gryffindor Cheerleaders!!" Lee Jordan shouted. At that, 20 girls and guys came onto the pitch to a humungo roar of cheers and applause. A magical platform formed out of nowhere and the squad started to rise into the air. What surprised Harry even more was that there, at the front of the group, was Hermione with her hands in the air. Finally it got quiet. Hermione started the cheer. "I said……" she started. The rest of the squad joined in dancing a cool funky dance. "Brrr! It's cold in here! There must be some lions in the atmosphere!! I said brr! Its cold in here! There must be some lions in the atmosphere! I said oheeoheeoh, ice ice ice! Slow it down! Oheeoheeoh, ice ice ice!" They sang. Then more funky music started playing and they all did their special dances. Harry had never seen anything like it. Just when they had finished and Harry thought he could finally play Quidditch, Lee Jordan shouted "And now, please welcome, the Slytherin Squad!!" He said this with much less enthusiasm. The crowd cheered once again, and another group of 20 girls and guys came running out of the stands. Before they started to cheer, Pansy Parkinson came to the front of the group and said to the crowd, "Before we begin, I have something to say. We have a new captain!!" The crowd just sat there. "Give it up for……… Professor Snape!!" She yelled. Harry screamed another high-pitched scream, for Professor Snape came out of the stands wearing a little skirt with a tank top. The crowd pretended to barf. Yes, all of them did. "Now Snape is going to lead our cheer!" Pansy said. Fireworks sprang up all around the pitch and Snape started to sing and dance with the rest of the squad. "I'm sexy, I'm cute. I'm popular to boot. I'm bitchin, great hair, the boys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot. I'm everything your not. I'm pretty, I'm cool. I dominate the school! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest," Snape sang, and at this point everyone else joined in. "I'm rockin! I smile! If anything I'm vile! We scream and we jump! You can look but don't you hump, woo! I'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a hore! We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed! Hate us cuz we're beautiful well we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders!" And then they ran back off the pitch. Harry couldn't take it. He felt sick. So instead of going to the change rooms, Harry went back to the castle to rest his head. Maybe he would go in Ron's weird tent.