Herculean Days
Trunks: Mom can we play with the time machine?
Bulma: Trunks, IÕm on the phone. You can do whatever you want as long as you stay out of my lab.
Goten: Darn it! How are we gonna get the machine.
Trunks: DonÕt worry about it Goten. All weÕve gotta do is levitate the machine out of the lab and weÕre ready to go.
Goten: Wow, Trunks. YouÕre really smart.
Kami: Good job you 2. As I always say, 2 surprises are better than 1.
2 demi-sayajins, Mr. Shoe and an Unwanted Visitor
As Gohan arrived at the Satan Mansion, he was surprised to note that even though he was 15 minutes early, everyone else in his class had already arrived. ÒGeez!Ó Gohan thought to himself, Òeverone must be really hyped about meeting Hercule to arrive this early. This house is incredible. ItÕs nearly as big as CC. If Mr. Satan can afford this he must be pretty loaded.Ó
Suddenly, a white flash of light to his right distracted Gohan from his thoughts. ÒWell Gohan, itÕs nice to see you again. These 2 tykes have informed me that youÕve been looking for challenges. Well here I am. One big challenge, for you alone.Ó
As Gohan turned at the strangely familiar voice, a spike of dread went through his body. ÒNo it couldnÕt be! Not him!Ó But it was him... Cell was here.
ÒBut, but, youÕre dead.Ó
ÒOh no! IÕm not dead! My counterpart in this universe may be, but in my reality, I destroyed the earth. Then these 2 wonderful children came to tell me that they knew someone who wanted a challenge and brought me here, to face you,Ó Cell replied with a sneer.
ÒMy dad beat you once and heÕll beat you again,Ó Videl said with a smirk.
ÒGohan, isnÕt this woman a bit young to be your daughter?Ó Cell asked with a cool smile.
ÒWhy would I be GohanÕs daughter? IÕm the daughter of the most powerful fighter in the world, Hercule Satan,Ó Videl declared confidently.
For the first and only time ever, Cell collapsed anime style and began rolling with laughter. When CellÕs fits of laughter ended he pointedly ignored the girl, but grabbing GohanÕs hand said, ÒItÕs time to go my boy,Ó and they both dissapeared.
As Gohan dissapeared with Cell, all eyes turned to the 2 children in front of them. ÒWho are you and where did Gohan go?Ó Videl asked angrily, giving the death glare to Trunks, but Trunks simply shook it off and replied, smirking devilishly at his best friend, ÒDonÕt worry. I figure, itÕll only take Gohan a couple of minutes to beat Cell again and then heÕll be back to answer all your questions.Ó
True to TrunksÕ words Gohan beat Cell in about 30 seconds and swiftly flew back to the Satan Mansion. When he arrived, he found that heÕd lucked out, as Mr. Satan had arrived with the tour guide and everyone had started telling Mr. Satan about CellÕs reappearance. He figured heÕd just casually stroll in and noone would notice him as they mobbed Mr. Satan, but he was about to find out that heÕd made one small miscalculation, as Goten seeing his big brother and flashing an evil grin in TrunksÕ direction yelled at the top of his lungs, ÒOh! Big brother youÕre back!Ó
Suddenly, the entire crowd turned and seeing Gohan, immediately proceeded to run at him, bowling him over in their search for answers to their questions. As Gohan lay under the mob of people trying to get a word with him, he sent Dende a little message. ÒDende this mob had better clear off right now, or else IÕll be having Kami ribs for dinner tonight and suddenly the mob cleared to reveal one very annoyed Videl. ÒDamn you Kami. I prefered suffocating in the mob.Ó and then a little voice piped up in his head, ÒWell thatÕs what you get when you threaten Kami.Ó
At this point Gohan had officially decided that things could get no worse, but suddenly he heard a voice from a past that heÕd rather keep buried. ÒWell, Mr. Son. I see that youÕre still too much of a punk to make much of a scholar. You must get it from that bastard of a father, who left you when you were 7. You still have not changed and will likely, like your father end up with a body full of muscles and a head full of bricks.Ó That was all Gohan could take and faster than the human eye, Gohan stood, holding Mr. Shoe by the neck and saying coldly, ÒNever insult my father again,Ó throwing the abusive old man roughly to the ground.
ÒI donÕt think so, Mr. Son. I am in charge here. Today we will be splitting into 2 groups in order tour the house more efficiently. Gohan, you will be in my group and if you so much as charge up a ki blast, youÕll be expelled from Orange Star High faster than you can say boom.Ó
Videl was astounded! In less then a minute sheÕd seen sweet, cute, easily intimidated Gohan turn into a creature so menacing that it sent shivers down her spine. She was beggining to suspect that Gohan was not what he seemed and decided that after school the 2 of them would be having a little chat. Until then, she had just one question, ÒGohan, whatÕs a ki blast?Ó
Next time on Dragonball Z: The terrible tour begins and Mr. Shoe brings out the big guns. Can Gohan survive the tour? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
Just to tell you, I wonÕt be updating for 4 or 5 days because I have to go on a canoe trip with some baka humans.
P.S. Review
P.S.S. the surveyÕs still going on for the martial arts teachers. I think right now Roshi and Krillin are in the lead with Goten just behind, but that can easily change, so post your opinions on who the teachers should be.
Trunks: Mom can we play with the time machine?
Bulma: Trunks, IÕm on the phone. You can do whatever you want as long as you stay out of my lab.
Goten: Darn it! How are we gonna get the machine.
Trunks: DonÕt worry about it Goten. All weÕve gotta do is levitate the machine out of the lab and weÕre ready to go.
Goten: Wow, Trunks. YouÕre really smart.
Kami: Good job you 2. As I always say, 2 surprises are better than 1.
2 demi-sayajins, Mr. Shoe and an Unwanted Visitor
As Gohan arrived at the Satan Mansion, he was surprised to note that even though he was 15 minutes early, everyone else in his class had already arrived. ÒGeez!Ó Gohan thought to himself, Òeverone must be really hyped about meeting Hercule to arrive this early. This house is incredible. ItÕs nearly as big as CC. If Mr. Satan can afford this he must be pretty loaded.Ó
Suddenly, a white flash of light to his right distracted Gohan from his thoughts. ÒWell Gohan, itÕs nice to see you again. These 2 tykes have informed me that youÕve been looking for challenges. Well here I am. One big challenge, for you alone.Ó
As Gohan turned at the strangely familiar voice, a spike of dread went through his body. ÒNo it couldnÕt be! Not him!Ó But it was him... Cell was here.
ÒBut, but, youÕre dead.Ó
ÒOh no! IÕm not dead! My counterpart in this universe may be, but in my reality, I destroyed the earth. Then these 2 wonderful children came to tell me that they knew someone who wanted a challenge and brought me here, to face you,Ó Cell replied with a sneer.
ÒMy dad beat you once and heÕll beat you again,Ó Videl said with a smirk.
ÒGohan, isnÕt this woman a bit young to be your daughter?Ó Cell asked with a cool smile.
ÒWhy would I be GohanÕs daughter? IÕm the daughter of the most powerful fighter in the world, Hercule Satan,Ó Videl declared confidently.
For the first and only time ever, Cell collapsed anime style and began rolling with laughter. When CellÕs fits of laughter ended he pointedly ignored the girl, but grabbing GohanÕs hand said, ÒItÕs time to go my boy,Ó and they both dissapeared.
As Gohan dissapeared with Cell, all eyes turned to the 2 children in front of them. ÒWho are you and where did Gohan go?Ó Videl asked angrily, giving the death glare to Trunks, but Trunks simply shook it off and replied, smirking devilishly at his best friend, ÒDonÕt worry. I figure, itÕll only take Gohan a couple of minutes to beat Cell again and then heÕll be back to answer all your questions.Ó
True to TrunksÕ words Gohan beat Cell in about 30 seconds and swiftly flew back to the Satan Mansion. When he arrived, he found that heÕd lucked out, as Mr. Satan had arrived with the tour guide and everyone had started telling Mr. Satan about CellÕs reappearance. He figured heÕd just casually stroll in and noone would notice him as they mobbed Mr. Satan, but he was about to find out that heÕd made one small miscalculation, as Goten seeing his big brother and flashing an evil grin in TrunksÕ direction yelled at the top of his lungs, ÒOh! Big brother youÕre back!Ó
Suddenly, the entire crowd turned and seeing Gohan, immediately proceeded to run at him, bowling him over in their search for answers to their questions. As Gohan lay under the mob of people trying to get a word with him, he sent Dende a little message. ÒDende this mob had better clear off right now, or else IÕll be having Kami ribs for dinner tonight and suddenly the mob cleared to reveal one very annoyed Videl. ÒDamn you Kami. I prefered suffocating in the mob.Ó and then a little voice piped up in his head, ÒWell thatÕs what you get when you threaten Kami.Ó
At this point Gohan had officially decided that things could get no worse, but suddenly he heard a voice from a past that heÕd rather keep buried. ÒWell, Mr. Son. I see that youÕre still too much of a punk to make much of a scholar. You must get it from that bastard of a father, who left you when you were 7. You still have not changed and will likely, like your father end up with a body full of muscles and a head full of bricks.Ó That was all Gohan could take and faster than the human eye, Gohan stood, holding Mr. Shoe by the neck and saying coldly, ÒNever insult my father again,Ó throwing the abusive old man roughly to the ground.
ÒI donÕt think so, Mr. Son. I am in charge here. Today we will be splitting into 2 groups in order tour the house more efficiently. Gohan, you will be in my group and if you so much as charge up a ki blast, youÕll be expelled from Orange Star High faster than you can say boom.Ó
Videl was astounded! In less then a minute sheÕd seen sweet, cute, easily intimidated Gohan turn into a creature so menacing that it sent shivers down her spine. She was beggining to suspect that Gohan was not what he seemed and decided that after school the 2 of them would be having a little chat. Until then, she had just one question, ÒGohan, whatÕs a ki blast?Ó
Next time on Dragonball Z: The terrible tour begins and Mr. Shoe brings out the big guns. Can Gohan survive the tour? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
Just to tell you, I wonÕt be updating for 4 or 5 days because I have to go on a canoe trip with some baka humans.
P.S. Review
P.S.S. the surveyÕs still going on for the martial arts teachers. I think right now Roshi and Krillin are in the lead with Goten just behind, but that can easily change, so post your opinions on who the teachers should be.