Final Fantasy, Sailor Moon Jeopardy
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon,Final Fantasy, or Chrono Cross. I do not want to own Mamoru either(like Cuteclutzybunny who seems like she wants to sue Naoko for custody of that freak). I want to own Sephy, Vinny, Cid, Rufus, Reno, and Seifer! I love Sephiroth!!!!!! I am glad I don't own Serge either. He's an idiot. No offense to anyone. Sorry for bashing a lot of characters in this story. I am not sorry for bashing Mamoru! I do not own Jeopardy.
Cid: Hello and welcome to a @#!$*& episode of Jeopardy! I am your @#!$!%^* host Cid
Highwind! Now let me introduce our @#*$*& contestants! This is @$#%& partner week!And a !@#$%^ special series where there are @#$!%^ 5 sets of partners! I will let our contestants
say a few words about themselves!
Cuteclutzybunny: HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! I LOVE MAMORU!!!!!!!! I HATE USAGI BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TRIES TO STEAL MY MAN!!!!!!! MY PARTNER IS MY SUPER DUPER MEGA HOTT LOVE MAMO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamoru- Hello. I am a hottie. I am in love with that blonde ditz cuteclutzy.I am just sooooo hottt!!!! I am sooooo gorgeous! I have the best hair in the entire world!! Just ask Clutzy!
Cid: Okkkkkaaayyy..... that was weird. Now our next contestants.
Rinoa: I love Squall! He is soooo cute! Looky! My Squallypoo is in the audience! ::looks into the audience and acts blonde:: I tried to get him to be my partner but he just said "...Whatever". So I took it that he didn't want to do it! ::she starts to cry:: WHHAAA!
Selphie: TEEEHEEEE!!!! I GET TO GO ON A COOOOOLLLL GAME SHOWW!!!! MY PARTNER IS SOOOO COOL!!!! SHE IS A SORCERESS!!! ISN'T THAT COOL???
Cid: I think Selphie has had way too much !@#$!% coffee. And Rinoa probably has an IQ of !@#!$! -99999. !#@$% idiots! Now on to our next coup-oops I mean contestants!
Fujin: RAGE
Raijin: yeah, RAGE, ya know?
Fujin: KICK
Raijin: Owww, ya know?
Cid: That was a short introduction...!@#!@$@!!$@!$&(#$*#@*$@&!(&()*)$#@*$()!@#*(! Sorry....I just had to say that! The next @#(*()@#$*@ contestants will now speak!
Minako: WOOWWW! This is so totally cool! I finally get to be a star! I'm so happy!::looks at her partner, Serge from Chrono Cross:: If this moron doesn't screw my dream up!
Serge: ...What? I didn't get the question!
Minako: He didn't ask a question yet! You stupid baka! You are going to screw everything up for me!
Serge: I still don't get the question.
Minako: UGGHHHH!!!!! WHY ME!!!???
Cid: I think you're all a bunch of !@#$%^*(*&&$! Ah...oops! I mean really smart people! Yeah, that's what I meant. Really. Now our last contestants!
Sephiroth: Why me?
Cloud: I will get every question right! I promise! Really.
Sephiroth: You have an IQ even lower than Cait Sith's. If that's possible.
Cloud: What's IQ?
Sephiroth: See?
Cait Sith: (appears out of nowhere) HEEYY MY IQ IS Nnjtik htat low! I'm really tall! I know what 1+1 is! It's 34329842719853275891237! SEE??????!!!!!!
Sephiroth: ::kills Cait Sith:: stupid!
Reeve: ( in Shinra building) !@#^&(*! Now I will have to make another one! How come no one likes me? ::crys:: All I ever did was build Cait Sith! ::PHS rings:: Hello?
Sephiroth: (on PHS) That's why no one likes you! Stop making those stupid robots and maybe you'll be better liked!!! Wait... You are those stupid robots!
Reeve: I not stupid!
Sephiroth: Rrrrright
Cid: Let's just get on with the @#!$!*%( show before someone else get killed! Okay the categories are....
END OF CHAPTER ONE
PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ME. If you do not like it just don't review it at all. If you do like it then by all means review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon,Final Fantasy, or Chrono Cross. I do not want to own Mamoru either(like Cuteclutzybunny who seems like she wants to sue Naoko for custody of that freak). I want to own Sephy, Vinny, Cid, Rufus, Reno, and Seifer! I love Sephiroth!!!!!! I am glad I don't own Serge either. He's an idiot. No offense to anyone. Sorry for bashing a lot of characters in this story. I am not sorry for bashing Mamoru! I do not own Jeopardy.
Cid: Hello and welcome to a @#!$*& episode of Jeopardy! I am your @#!$!%^* host Cid
Highwind! Now let me introduce our @#*$*& contestants! This is @$#%& partner week!And a !@#$%^ special series where there are @#$!%^ 5 sets of partners! I will let our contestants
say a few words about themselves!
Cuteclutzybunny: HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! I LOVE MAMORU!!!!!!!! I HATE USAGI BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TRIES TO STEAL MY MAN!!!!!!! MY PARTNER IS MY SUPER DUPER MEGA HOTT LOVE MAMO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamoru- Hello. I am a hottie. I am in love with that blonde ditz cuteclutzy.I am just sooooo hottt!!!! I am sooooo gorgeous! I have the best hair in the entire world!! Just ask Clutzy!
Cid: Okkkkkaaayyy..... that was weird. Now our next contestants.
Rinoa: I love Squall! He is soooo cute! Looky! My Squallypoo is in the audience! ::looks into the audience and acts blonde:: I tried to get him to be my partner but he just said "...Whatever". So I took it that he didn't want to do it! ::she starts to cry:: WHHAAA!
Selphie: TEEEHEEEE!!!! I GET TO GO ON A COOOOOLLLL GAME SHOWW!!!! MY PARTNER IS SOOOO COOL!!!! SHE IS A SORCERESS!!! ISN'T THAT COOL???
Cid: I think Selphie has had way too much !@#$!% coffee. And Rinoa probably has an IQ of !@#!$! -99999. !#@$% idiots! Now on to our next coup-oops I mean contestants!
Fujin: RAGE
Raijin: yeah, RAGE, ya know?
Fujin: KICK
Raijin: Owww, ya know?
Cid: That was a short introduction...!@#!@$@!!$@!$&(#$*#@*$@&!(&()*)$#@*$()!@#*(! Sorry....I just had to say that! The next @#(*()@#$*@ contestants will now speak!
Minako: WOOWWW! This is so totally cool! I finally get to be a star! I'm so happy!::looks at her partner, Serge from Chrono Cross:: If this moron doesn't screw my dream up!
Serge: ...What? I didn't get the question!
Minako: He didn't ask a question yet! You stupid baka! You are going to screw everything up for me!
Serge: I still don't get the question.
Minako: UGGHHHH!!!!! WHY ME!!!???
Cid: I think you're all a bunch of !@#$%^*(*&&$! Ah...oops! I mean really smart people! Yeah, that's what I meant. Really. Now our last contestants!
Sephiroth: Why me?
Cloud: I will get every question right! I promise! Really.
Sephiroth: You have an IQ even lower than Cait Sith's. If that's possible.
Cloud: What's IQ?
Sephiroth: See?
Cait Sith: (appears out of nowhere) HEEYY MY IQ IS Nnjtik htat low! I'm really tall! I know what 1+1 is! It's 34329842719853275891237! SEE??????!!!!!!
Sephiroth: ::kills Cait Sith:: stupid!
Reeve: ( in Shinra building) !@#^&(*! Now I will have to make another one! How come no one likes me? ::crys:: All I ever did was build Cait Sith! ::PHS rings:: Hello?
Sephiroth: (on PHS) That's why no one likes you! Stop making those stupid robots and maybe you'll be better liked!!! Wait... You are those stupid robots!
Reeve: I not stupid!
Sephiroth: Rrrrright
Cid: Let's just get on with the @#!$!*%( show before someone else get killed! Okay the categories are....
END OF CHAPTER ONE
PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ME. If you do not like it just don't review it at all. If you do like it then by all means review!