HERCULEan Days
Kami: Trunks! How could you do this to me! You've as good as killed me!
Trunks: But you told me to torture Gohan and what could be worse than some guy from the future come and blab all his secrets?
Kami: I'm a dead Kami. Better get to writing my will.
Disclaimer: Hahahahah! I have gone back in time and stolen Dargonball Z. What do you mean I don't own it. I only own it in the Mirai timeline! That's not fair at all! Well until my next scheme reaches fruition, I don't own DBZ.
Beware of The Pan
"Gohan! I'm so sorry for not telling you before!" a purple haired young man apologized, breaking up Videl's interrogation, while trying less succesfully to break the grip of a love struck Erasa who was clinging to him, oblivious to the rest of the world. "I know I should have told you when I first started going out with Pan, but when I saw rule number 1 on your rules for dating Pan list, Pan will not date any players named Trunks Briefs under punisment of death by starvation, I didn't think you'd go for the idea." Turning to Videl he began an apology to her as well, oblivious to the clueless expressions of everyone in the room except Erasa, who piped up, "Who's the kid's mom Gohan and you never told us you had a kid?"
"Mrs. Son," he began, as Erasa thought to herself, "Well that answers my question I guess, although how could Gohan and Videl's kid be going out already when they've only known eachother for about 6 weeks." "I am really sorry that your daughter is having a child and will understand if you tell her never to see me again, but we will see eachother with your permission, or not. I'll even take few blows from the frying pan if that's what it takes to convince you that I'm sincere.
Simultaneously the 2 targets of Future Trunks'(not mirai) speech turned and simultaneously gave the demi-sayajin a tongue lashing, but not in the way he'd expected. Instead of a pair of ki blasts in his face, what he got was, "What are you talking about Trunks !?!" and "Did he just call me Mrs. Videl Son !?!" But before the confused duos questions could be settled, a sudden flash engulfed Future Trunks and he dissapeared, to be replaced by the worst nightmare of both of the remaining 2 Sayajins.
"Kami help us all!" Gohan muttered to his little green friend up at the lookout, as he gazed upon an enraged Chi Chi, wearing a dark blue combat suit and wielding a half dozen frying pans.
Up at Kami's Lookout...
"Mr. Popo, do you really think Gohan's angry at me?" Dende asked.
"Well he did threaten to kill you, so I'd have to assume that he is Dende," Mr. Popo replied emotionlessly.
"But why would he ask for my help if he hated me?"
"Perhaps he is giving you one final chance to repent before he shreds you up for a Kami Casserole, or some such."
"Normally I'd help him, but this is just to good to be true. Fetch me a few dozen more Pina Coladas Mr. Popo. Maybe Gohan will take pity on me if he finds me in a drunken stupor."
"It didn't help that time when you took away his mouth and he starved for 2 and a half weeks."
"Yeah, but that was different. That was outright mean, while this is just a little practical joke."
"But does Gohan see it that way?" Mr. Popo asked, but ignoring his friends pleas to have him stop torturing the most powerful warrior on earth, he turned his attention back towards the Satan Mansion, as usual ignoring 3 forest fires, a typhoon, a few hundred million starving children in Africa and a small scale nuclear war, in favour of his favourite passtime: watching Gohan suffer.
Back at Videl's house...
"Gohan!" Chi Chi screamed, as she struck him over the head with the frying pan of doom. "Where is my innocent little baby and that putrid prince who molested her?" When the only answer her son offered was a whimper about the unfairness of other kids not having to deal with pan wielding mothers, Chi Chi immediately began a systematic search of the Satan's household, from closets to trash cans, all the while cooing softly, "Come out Panny. Grandma's here to save you from that bad sayajin. Don't worry little one. Everything will be alright now that I'm here Panny.
After about an hour of searching, Chi Chi's futile search for her grandaughter ended, but that by no means meant that Gohan was safe. Turning to Videl, she asked in a condescending tone, "After all I taught you and even the sacred knoledge held by only you, Bulma and I of the greatest of all Sayajin weaknesses, how could you allow your own daughter to be so horribly used by that despicable demi-sayajin player, Trunks !?!"
"Lady," Videl screamed, much to the dismay of Gohan's sensitive Sayajin ears. "I've never even met you, don't have a daughter and have absolutely no idea what a Sayajin is, so would you kindly just shut your big, fat mouth! As for you Gohan," Videl began, while using a full power Satan death glare to quell any resistance to her words, "if one more person calls me Mrs. Videl Son, or even suggests I'm married to you, I'll beat you and them to a bloody pulp! For Kami's Sake! You're just a bookworm! I bet even Erasa could beat the stuffing out of you and my dad said that unless I find someone stronger than him, I can't even consider dating him!
"How dare you insult my little?" Chi Chi began. "He's a million times stronger than your pitiful excuse for a father and the 2 of you have been happily married for more than a decade!"
"Mom what are you talking about !?!" Gohan piped up, finally finding the courage to voice the question he'd had since the beggining of this whole arguement. He found it remarkable that he'd faced off against evil androids, space pirates and the greatest tyrant the galaxy had ever seen without even an ounce of fear, but crossing his mother still filled him with dread. "Mom, how can I have been married to Videl with a kid Trunks' age when I myself am only 18 years old?"
"Only 18 !?!" Chi Chi thought outloud, seemingly quite surprised by this information. Then both Videl and Chi Chi slowly turned towards Gohan. One wielded a frying pan and the other a death glare and Gohan knew without a doubt that now that he'd allowed them to surround him, there was no power in the universe that could save him from their wrath. He could only watch in horror as the 2 tyrants screeched in the very same voice that had caused Vegeta to name them the banshee women, "Gohan! What the hell is going on here!"
Next Time on Dragonball Z: Chi Chi attacks and Dende gets paid a visit from everyone's favourite universal protector, the Supreme Kai. The Mirai mayhem continues Next Time on Dragonball Z!
P.S. Keep reviewing! The faster you review, the faster more chapters come out!
P.S.S. The voting is still on for which to martial artists should teach Gohan's class, but don't worry even if your choice doesn't make it in, there are always other roles to play in HERCULEan Days.
P.S.S.S. Read Chaos, or Star Wars DBZ style! All my reviewers have said they're really good!
P.S.S.S.S. Have you ever noticed that the director and assistant director of the Sayaman Movie look exactly like Commander Red and Adjunct Red from the Red Ribbon Army? Strange, no?
Kami: Trunks! How could you do this to me! You've as good as killed me!
Trunks: But you told me to torture Gohan and what could be worse than some guy from the future come and blab all his secrets?
Kami: I'm a dead Kami. Better get to writing my will.
Disclaimer: Hahahahah! I have gone back in time and stolen Dargonball Z. What do you mean I don't own it. I only own it in the Mirai timeline! That's not fair at all! Well until my next scheme reaches fruition, I don't own DBZ.
Beware of The Pan
"Gohan! I'm so sorry for not telling you before!" a purple haired young man apologized, breaking up Videl's interrogation, while trying less succesfully to break the grip of a love struck Erasa who was clinging to him, oblivious to the rest of the world. "I know I should have told you when I first started going out with Pan, but when I saw rule number 1 on your rules for dating Pan list, Pan will not date any players named Trunks Briefs under punisment of death by starvation, I didn't think you'd go for the idea." Turning to Videl he began an apology to her as well, oblivious to the clueless expressions of everyone in the room except Erasa, who piped up, "Who's the kid's mom Gohan and you never told us you had a kid?"
"Mrs. Son," he began, as Erasa thought to herself, "Well that answers my question I guess, although how could Gohan and Videl's kid be going out already when they've only known eachother for about 6 weeks." "I am really sorry that your daughter is having a child and will understand if you tell her never to see me again, but we will see eachother with your permission, or not. I'll even take few blows from the frying pan if that's what it takes to convince you that I'm sincere.
Simultaneously the 2 targets of Future Trunks'(not mirai) speech turned and simultaneously gave the demi-sayajin a tongue lashing, but not in the way he'd expected. Instead of a pair of ki blasts in his face, what he got was, "What are you talking about Trunks !?!" and "Did he just call me Mrs. Videl Son !?!" But before the confused duos questions could be settled, a sudden flash engulfed Future Trunks and he dissapeared, to be replaced by the worst nightmare of both of the remaining 2 Sayajins.
"Kami help us all!" Gohan muttered to his little green friend up at the lookout, as he gazed upon an enraged Chi Chi, wearing a dark blue combat suit and wielding a half dozen frying pans.
Up at Kami's Lookout...
"Mr. Popo, do you really think Gohan's angry at me?" Dende asked.
"Well he did threaten to kill you, so I'd have to assume that he is Dende," Mr. Popo replied emotionlessly.
"But why would he ask for my help if he hated me?"
"Perhaps he is giving you one final chance to repent before he shreds you up for a Kami Casserole, or some such."
"Normally I'd help him, but this is just to good to be true. Fetch me a few dozen more Pina Coladas Mr. Popo. Maybe Gohan will take pity on me if he finds me in a drunken stupor."
"It didn't help that time when you took away his mouth and he starved for 2 and a half weeks."
"Yeah, but that was different. That was outright mean, while this is just a little practical joke."
"But does Gohan see it that way?" Mr. Popo asked, but ignoring his friends pleas to have him stop torturing the most powerful warrior on earth, he turned his attention back towards the Satan Mansion, as usual ignoring 3 forest fires, a typhoon, a few hundred million starving children in Africa and a small scale nuclear war, in favour of his favourite passtime: watching Gohan suffer.
Back at Videl's house...
"Gohan!" Chi Chi screamed, as she struck him over the head with the frying pan of doom. "Where is my innocent little baby and that putrid prince who molested her?" When the only answer her son offered was a whimper about the unfairness of other kids not having to deal with pan wielding mothers, Chi Chi immediately began a systematic search of the Satan's household, from closets to trash cans, all the while cooing softly, "Come out Panny. Grandma's here to save you from that bad sayajin. Don't worry little one. Everything will be alright now that I'm here Panny.
After about an hour of searching, Chi Chi's futile search for her grandaughter ended, but that by no means meant that Gohan was safe. Turning to Videl, she asked in a condescending tone, "After all I taught you and even the sacred knoledge held by only you, Bulma and I of the greatest of all Sayajin weaknesses, how could you allow your own daughter to be so horribly used by that despicable demi-sayajin player, Trunks !?!"
"Lady," Videl screamed, much to the dismay of Gohan's sensitive Sayajin ears. "I've never even met you, don't have a daughter and have absolutely no idea what a Sayajin is, so would you kindly just shut your big, fat mouth! As for you Gohan," Videl began, while using a full power Satan death glare to quell any resistance to her words, "if one more person calls me Mrs. Videl Son, or even suggests I'm married to you, I'll beat you and them to a bloody pulp! For Kami's Sake! You're just a bookworm! I bet even Erasa could beat the stuffing out of you and my dad said that unless I find someone stronger than him, I can't even consider dating him!
"How dare you insult my little?" Chi Chi began. "He's a million times stronger than your pitiful excuse for a father and the 2 of you have been happily married for more than a decade!"
"Mom what are you talking about !?!" Gohan piped up, finally finding the courage to voice the question he'd had since the beggining of this whole arguement. He found it remarkable that he'd faced off against evil androids, space pirates and the greatest tyrant the galaxy had ever seen without even an ounce of fear, but crossing his mother still filled him with dread. "Mom, how can I have been married to Videl with a kid Trunks' age when I myself am only 18 years old?"
"Only 18 !?!" Chi Chi thought outloud, seemingly quite surprised by this information. Then both Videl and Chi Chi slowly turned towards Gohan. One wielded a frying pan and the other a death glare and Gohan knew without a doubt that now that he'd allowed them to surround him, there was no power in the universe that could save him from their wrath. He could only watch in horror as the 2 tyrants screeched in the very same voice that had caused Vegeta to name them the banshee women, "Gohan! What the hell is going on here!"
Next Time on Dragonball Z: Chi Chi attacks and Dende gets paid a visit from everyone's favourite universal protector, the Supreme Kai. The Mirai mayhem continues Next Time on Dragonball Z!
P.S. Keep reviewing! The faster you review, the faster more chapters come out!
P.S.S. The voting is still on for which to martial artists should teach Gohan's class, but don't worry even if your choice doesn't make it in, there are always other roles to play in HERCULEan Days.
P.S.S.S. Read Chaos, or Star Wars DBZ style! All my reviewers have said they're really good!
P.S.S.S.S. Have you ever noticed that the director and assistant director of the Sayaman Movie look exactly like Commander Red and Adjunct Red from the Red Ribbon Army? Strange, no?