Final Fantasy, Sailor Moon Jeopardy
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Don't wanna own Mamoru. Blah,blah,blah. Love Sephy.
Cid: Okay the !@#$%& categories are Balamb Garden, Sailor Senshi, Shinra HQ, Hentai-oops! I mean Henshin! Really. Okay Henshin, Chrono Cross, and !@#&*( Bishonen/Bishojo. Okay, Cuteclutzybunny and Mamorugly-oops! I mean !@#&!$*) Mamoru! Really. You get to go first.
Mamoru: Bishonen/Bishojo for 100 gil please! I KNOW ILL BE IN IT! I AM THE HOTTEST BISHONEN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Okay...for 100gil. How old is Vincent Valentine?
Cloud: ::buzzes in:: OHHH!!!! HE IS 1321444 years old!
Sephiroth: Please let me answer! What is 57?
Cid: I'm sorry you already answered. Its wrong.
Sephiroth: What? That moron made me get a question wrong! DIE CLOUD! ::kills Cloud::
Cid: Okay...I guess we have to substitute. Okay...Reno you're up!
Reno: Hehe...cool I get to be on a game show. ::waves his electro-mag rod around:: this is what will happen to you if you get the question wrong Sephy!
Sephiroth: DON'T CALL ME THAT! And I would really like to see you try to hurt me!
Reno: ....
Rude: (appears out of nowhere) hey! That's my line!
Cid: Let's just !@#$%^ continue! Clutzy and Mamorugly ( Cid doesn't bother to correct himself) you are still on the board!
Cuteclutzybunny: OKAY!!!! I WILL LET THE HOTTTESST MOST GORGEOUS BISHONEN CHOOSE FOR ME!!!!
Mamoru: I can't choose them all clutz! I'm too cute to have to do too much!
Cid: Conceited @#$%-I mean idiot,I mean dork, I mean-awww @#$% it! Pick a @#$%^& category!
Cuteclutzybunny: OKKKAAAYYYYYY!!!!! BISHONEN/BISHOJO FOR 200gil PLEASE!!!!!! WHAT'S GIL?????
Cid: @#$%^*&(*!
Cuteclutzybunny: O.o
Cid: Okay for 200gil...What is Mamorugly's dubbie name?
Cuteclutzybunny: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ITS DARIEN SHIELDS!!!!!!!!
Cid: Wrong.
Cuteclutzybunny: WHATTTTTTTT???????!!!!!!!
Reno: ::buzzes in:: Who is Darien Shields? ::smirks::
Sephiroth: Maybe I underestimated you.
Reno: Hehe.
Cid: That's correct for 200gil. Sephiroth,Reno you're on the board. Please choose a @#$%^& category.
Sephiroth: Shinra HQ for 100gil.
Cid: Who is the highest ranking general ever?
Sephiroth: ::buzzes in:: Oh! That's me!
Cid: ...@#$%^& What's wrong with you people!? Don't you know how to play Jeopardy?
Cloud: ::is dead:: ::but knows the answer::
Serge: ::buzzes in:: Who is General Caraway?
Minako: URRGAHHHH!!!!
Rinoa: My dad wasn't in SOLDIER was he? DADDY!? WERE YOU A SOLDIER GENERAL?!
Caraway: (appears out of nowhere) What's wrong honey?
Rinoa: I miss MOMMY!!!!!
Cid: SERGE? That's @#$%^& wrong! It's Who is Sephiroth! Reno,Seph you are still on the board.
Sephiroth: Don't call me that! My name is Sephiroth!
Reno: Hentai for 100gil please!
Cid: That's @##$^% Henshin stupid!
Reno: I like Hentai.
Cid: Me too. Wait! I'm the host! I have to ask questions not think about porno! Ok, choose a category.
Reno: Balamb Garden for 100gil.
Cid: Who is the Headmaster of Balamb Garden?
Fujin: BUZZ
Raijin: Who is Cid Kramer, ya know?
Cid: !@#@!$@!$*&($* WHY DOES HE HAVE MY NAME!!!??? ONLY I CAN BE CID!!!!
Final Fantasy Freak in the Audience: There's a Cid in every game! All but number ONE! I LOVE FF!!!!!!! CAN I HAVE ALL OF YOUR AUTOGRAPHS!!!!??? PLEASE???!!!
Cid: @#$%! How can there be so many mes?
Fujin: BUZZ
Raijin: What is I don't know ,ya know?
Cid: ^_^`
Fujin: SWEATDROP
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Okay....I'm okay. Really. Raijin Who is Cid Kramer is right. The board is still yours.
Fujin:BALAMB GARDEN
Raijin: Balamb for 200gil ya know?
Cid: Who created SeeD?
Selphie: ::buzzes in:: OHHHH!!! I KNOW! I KNOW! WHO IS EDEA KRAMER!?
Cid: That's @#$%^& right! For 200gil!
Rinoa: COOL! I got one right!
Selphie: Huh? I got it right!
Rinoa: I did!
Selphie: Nuh uh! ME!
Cid: !@#$%^
Selphie/Rinoa: O.o
Rinoa: Okay. I WANT SQUALLYPOO FOR ME!!!
Cid: WHAT? That's it! You're disqualified! You must leave the island immediately! Oops! Wrong show! Get the @#$% out!
Rinoa: DADDY HE WAS MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!
Caraway: ::smacks Rinoa:: you idiot! You could've won a million dollars! That's what the show's called right?
Cid: YOU STUPID @#$!%^! ITS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE!
Caraway: Oh! That's a good show!
Cid: ::pushes a button under the host's stand:: (Caraway and Rinoa fly through the ceiling and destroy the Highwind)
Cid: !@#@!$#@#@(&%($#!&%($#*&%$#()*%)$#*&%)$#*&%@)$#*&%)$#@&%&$#@%)@#&$%)&)$#*%)$#%*$#@)%*&$#*%*$#@%*$#%*#)$@*%)$#*%)$#%*&$#&%$#(%&*$#)(%&*)$#%*)$#*%$#*%)$#*%$#&%!$#)(&%@(#*%)!#$%*$!)%$*%*)$#!*%)*$#!%*)$#*%
Cid: We need someone to replace Rinoa. ::looks at his waiting list:: Uh oh...
Selphie: WHAT?! WHAT!?
Cid: Maybe I should just skip this person...
Selphie: Who IS IT!? TELL me NoW! BefoRe I gO cRaZy!
Cid: Too late.oops I mean ahh ummm you're smart! Really. I guess I have to say it....Irvine Kinneas...why me?
Irvine: Hey there sexy ladies!
Ladies in the audience: HELLO IRVINE! WE WANNA GO OUT WITH SEIFER!
Irvine:O.o
Seifer: ( comes from the same place as Cait Sith and Caraway) Hey! I'm so sexy! Yeah!
Mamoru: IM SEXIER THAN YOU. YOU STUPID SCAR-FACED FREAK!
Clutzy: I THINK HE IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT!!!! I LOVE MY MAMO-CHAN!!!!! MARRY ME MAMORU!!!!!!! PLEASEEEEEE??????????!!!!!!!!!!
Seifer: Who are these two UGLY idiots?
Clutzy/Mamoru: UGLY!!!??
Seifer: Okkaaay...they have a major problem.
Cid: That's enough of your @#$%^& stupidity! We haven't even finished round one!!!!
@#$%!#%!
::they all finish round one without trouble:: ::Sephiroth and Reno are winning with 2000gil::
::Cuteclutzybunny and Mamorugly are losing with -3000gil.::
END OF CHAPTER TWO
Did you like? Same as before. If you don't like it keep it to yourself. If you do like it then go ahead and tell me! I LOVE SEPHIROTH!!! I AM SEPHY'S GIRL!!!! YAYY!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Don't wanna own Mamoru. Blah,blah,blah. Love Sephy.
Cid: Okay the !@#$%& categories are Balamb Garden, Sailor Senshi, Shinra HQ, Hentai-oops! I mean Henshin! Really. Okay Henshin, Chrono Cross, and !@#&*( Bishonen/Bishojo. Okay, Cuteclutzybunny and Mamorugly-oops! I mean !@#&!$*) Mamoru! Really. You get to go first.
Mamoru: Bishonen/Bishojo for 100 gil please! I KNOW ILL BE IN IT! I AM THE HOTTEST BISHONEN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: Okay...for 100gil. How old is Vincent Valentine?
Cloud: ::buzzes in:: OHHH!!!! HE IS 1321444 years old!
Sephiroth: Please let me answer! What is 57?
Cid: I'm sorry you already answered. Its wrong.
Sephiroth: What? That moron made me get a question wrong! DIE CLOUD! ::kills Cloud::
Cid: Okay...I guess we have to substitute. Okay...Reno you're up!
Reno: Hehe...cool I get to be on a game show. ::waves his electro-mag rod around:: this is what will happen to you if you get the question wrong Sephy!
Sephiroth: DON'T CALL ME THAT! And I would really like to see you try to hurt me!
Reno: ....
Rude: (appears out of nowhere) hey! That's my line!
Cid: Let's just !@#$%^ continue! Clutzy and Mamorugly ( Cid doesn't bother to correct himself) you are still on the board!
Cuteclutzybunny: OKAY!!!! I WILL LET THE HOTTTESST MOST GORGEOUS BISHONEN CHOOSE FOR ME!!!!
Mamoru: I can't choose them all clutz! I'm too cute to have to do too much!
Cid: Conceited @#$%-I mean idiot,I mean dork, I mean-awww @#$% it! Pick a @#$%^& category!
Cuteclutzybunny: OKKKAAAYYYYYY!!!!! BISHONEN/BISHOJO FOR 200gil PLEASE!!!!!! WHAT'S GIL?????
Cid: @#$%^*&(*!
Cuteclutzybunny: O.o
Cid: Okay for 200gil...What is Mamorugly's dubbie name?
Cuteclutzybunny: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ITS DARIEN SHIELDS!!!!!!!!
Cid: Wrong.
Cuteclutzybunny: WHATTTTTTTT???????!!!!!!!
Reno: ::buzzes in:: Who is Darien Shields? ::smirks::
Sephiroth: Maybe I underestimated you.
Reno: Hehe.
Cid: That's correct for 200gil. Sephiroth,Reno you're on the board. Please choose a @#$%^& category.
Sephiroth: Shinra HQ for 100gil.
Cid: Who is the highest ranking general ever?
Sephiroth: ::buzzes in:: Oh! That's me!
Cid: ...@#$%^& What's wrong with you people!? Don't you know how to play Jeopardy?
Cloud: ::is dead:: ::but knows the answer::
Serge: ::buzzes in:: Who is General Caraway?
Minako: URRGAHHHH!!!!
Rinoa: My dad wasn't in SOLDIER was he? DADDY!? WERE YOU A SOLDIER GENERAL?!
Caraway: (appears out of nowhere) What's wrong honey?
Rinoa: I miss MOMMY!!!!!
Cid: SERGE? That's @#$%^& wrong! It's Who is Sephiroth! Reno,Seph you are still on the board.
Sephiroth: Don't call me that! My name is Sephiroth!
Reno: Hentai for 100gil please!
Cid: That's @##$^% Henshin stupid!
Reno: I like Hentai.
Cid: Me too. Wait! I'm the host! I have to ask questions not think about porno! Ok, choose a category.
Reno: Balamb Garden for 100gil.
Cid: Who is the Headmaster of Balamb Garden?
Fujin: BUZZ
Raijin: Who is Cid Kramer, ya know?
Cid: !@#@!$@!$*&($* WHY DOES HE HAVE MY NAME!!!??? ONLY I CAN BE CID!!!!
Final Fantasy Freak in the Audience: There's a Cid in every game! All but number ONE! I LOVE FF!!!!!!! CAN I HAVE ALL OF YOUR AUTOGRAPHS!!!!??? PLEASE???!!!
Cid: @#$%! How can there be so many mes?
Fujin: BUZZ
Raijin: What is I don't know ,ya know?
Cid: ^_^`
Fujin: SWEATDROP
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Okay....I'm okay. Really. Raijin Who is Cid Kramer is right. The board is still yours.
Fujin:BALAMB GARDEN
Raijin: Balamb for 200gil ya know?
Cid: Who created SeeD?
Selphie: ::buzzes in:: OHHHH!!! I KNOW! I KNOW! WHO IS EDEA KRAMER!?
Cid: That's @#$%^& right! For 200gil!
Rinoa: COOL! I got one right!
Selphie: Huh? I got it right!
Rinoa: I did!
Selphie: Nuh uh! ME!
Cid: !@#$%^
Selphie/Rinoa: O.o
Rinoa: Okay. I WANT SQUALLYPOO FOR ME!!!
Cid: WHAT? That's it! You're disqualified! You must leave the island immediately! Oops! Wrong show! Get the @#$% out!
Rinoa: DADDY HE WAS MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!!
Caraway: ::smacks Rinoa:: you idiot! You could've won a million dollars! That's what the show's called right?
Cid: YOU STUPID @#$!%^! ITS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE!
Caraway: Oh! That's a good show!
Cid: ::pushes a button under the host's stand:: (Caraway and Rinoa fly through the ceiling and destroy the Highwind)
Cid: !@#@!$#@#@(&%($#!&%($#*&%$#()*%)$#*&%)$#*&%@)$#*&%)$#@&%&$#@%)@#&$%)&)$#*%)$#%*$#@)%*&$#*%*$#@%*$#%*#)$@*%)$#*%)$#%*&$#&%$#(%&*$#)(%&*)$#%*)$#*%$#*%)$#*%$#&%!$#)(&%@(#*%)!#$%*$!)%$*%*)$#!*%)*$#!%*)$#*%
Cid: We need someone to replace Rinoa. ::looks at his waiting list:: Uh oh...
Selphie: WHAT?! WHAT!?
Cid: Maybe I should just skip this person...
Selphie: Who IS IT!? TELL me NoW! BefoRe I gO cRaZy!
Cid: Too late.oops I mean ahh ummm you're smart! Really. I guess I have to say it....Irvine Kinneas...why me?
Irvine: Hey there sexy ladies!
Ladies in the audience: HELLO IRVINE! WE WANNA GO OUT WITH SEIFER!
Irvine:O.o
Seifer: ( comes from the same place as Cait Sith and Caraway) Hey! I'm so sexy! Yeah!
Mamoru: IM SEXIER THAN YOU. YOU STUPID SCAR-FACED FREAK!
Clutzy: I THINK HE IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT!!!! I LOVE MY MAMO-CHAN!!!!! MARRY ME MAMORU!!!!!!! PLEASEEEEEE??????????!!!!!!!!!!
Seifer: Who are these two UGLY idiots?
Clutzy/Mamoru: UGLY!!!??
Seifer: Okkaaay...they have a major problem.
Cid: That's enough of your @#$%^& stupidity! We haven't even finished round one!!!!
@#$%!#%!
::they all finish round one without trouble:: ::Sephiroth and Reno are winning with 2000gil::
::Cuteclutzybunny and Mamorugly are losing with -3000gil.::
END OF CHAPTER TWO
Did you like? Same as before. If you don't like it keep it to yourself. If you do like it then go ahead and tell me! I LOVE SEPHIROTH!!! I AM SEPHY'S GIRL!!!! YAYY!