HERCULEan Days
Disclaimer: Don't own it, wish I did, but I don't so don't sue.
Sorry that this chapter took so long, but I've had some serious writer's block. I've also been busy creating 2 great new fics: Field trip to New Namek and a one shot In the End. Well here it is, chapter 5:
Power of The Senzu Weed
In a flash, Shin charged up and flew straight at Gohan. The half Sayajin was ready though and dodged, jumping just beyond the Kai's reach and replying with a spin kick that landed solidly on the Supreme Kai's head and sent him flying through a solid wall.
Slowly, the master of Gods rose to his feet and laughed. "Is that all you've got? I was expecting a good fight after all your talk."
"Well I wasn't the one who ended up through the wall, was I?"
"Good point young one, but I have a little secret. I learned this one from a friend of mine, Pikkon. Weight eliminate!" the Kai screamed, his power rocketing up to unimaginable levels.
"So how much do you put on? A friend of mine does that to, but Piccolo only puts on 10 tons.
"I wear 30."
"Well then. I've got a trick of my own."
"You must know that even the powers of a Super Sayajin could not defeat me."
"Of course. That's why I'm going level 2," Gohan explained, as his hair began to glow.
"Level 2?"
"Yah!" Gohan screamed as his own power rocketed to levels well beyond anything the Supreme Kai could have ever thought possible (in my fic Gohan trained in the room of spirit and time for 5 minutes a week.
Faster then the Kai's eyes could even follow, Goahn charged both his fists with ki and hit him 3 times, stuning Shin and with a thrust through his chest, sent the warrior rocketing to the ground, one stomach short of a full body. Eve though Kibito was there to heal him, he knew that he couldn't take another round with this kid and decided it would be best to temporarily retreat and putting a finger to his forehead, dissapeared.
As the Kai fled, Gohan turned to his young Namekian friend, asking, "Uh Dende, what was the Supreme Kai doing here anyway?"
"Oh he was just telling me about a small problem that had to do with Earth," Dende replied, thankful that Gohan's anger at him had lessened after the fight.
"What is it this time? A galactic pirate, or let me guess some more androids... maybe it's another tyrant coming to say hi to my dad. Wait I've got it! A great warrior from a nearly extinct, evil species who wants to recruit some member of his family to help destroy the universe!"
"Actually Gohan... it's all of those and none of them. You see... it appears that Hell has broken loose, quite literally and quite a few of it's denizens that have buisness to settle here are on their way."
"Whaaaaat !?!"
"But don't worry Gohan. The Supreme Kai assured me that he had his to best spies on the case. They're going to be inconspicuously infiltrating the Cold-jin headquarters and stopping its inhabitant's evil plans."
"Did you get their names. Maybe we know them."
"Of course, they're on a letter Shin gave me... oh yes! Here it is! Let's see... Oh Kami no! We're as good as dead. How could the Supreme Kai have been stupid enough to send that idiot! Here take a look," Dende said, handing the piece of paper to Gohan.
The letter read:
Dear Dende:
yadda yadda yadda blah bah blah, but don't worry. We've sent to of our elite operatives to infiltrate the Cold-jin headquarters, without being detected. With Pikkon and Son Goku on the case, we've got nothing to fear.
the next day outside the Tenachi Budokai arena...
"Gohan!" Videl screeched, wielding her death glare with stunning ferocity. "You have alot of explaining to do."
"Um... I don't know what you're talking about Videl," Gohan replied uncertainly with a classic Son scratch.
"What she means nerd," Sharpner said with a cocky smirk that Gohan would have loved to wipe off his face, "is how you did all those tricks and where the gadgets are. We couldn't find any in Videl's house, so you must wear them.
"The... um... gadgets... right... I uh... gave them to a friend of mine. Yah that's right! I gave them to a friend!"
"So who is this friend Gohan? Would I know her?" Videl said, trying to catch Gohan in a lie and at the same time trying to pick up some info from the demi-sayajin if he was telling the truth.
"Uh probably not. It's not like she's famous, or anything."
So it was a she, Videl confirmed, storing the information away and was surprised to find that she was angry at Gohan for having other close female friends. "Or maybe they were more then friends," Videl thought, inwardly cringing, top her surprise. She was getting confused and one thing Videl hated was when a boy made her feel confused, so she decided to drill him even harder to make up for her feelings. "Why don't you tell me her name Gohan," Videl said gritting her teeth and tripling the intensity of her death glare.
"You know," Gohan thought to himself. "If looks could kill, I'd be saying hi to King Yemma about now."
at King Yemma's
"So how did you get here little one? King Yemma asked a short monk who stood before his desk(No, it's not Krillin).
"Well it was strange. I was talking to a tall green man wearing a turban and a long white cloak. I told him he was looking a bit green and asked if I could help him. He mumbled something about always looking that way and I started thinking that if looks could kill, I'd be lying on the ground pulseless, then his eyes flashed red and the next thing I knew I was here, being ushered in here by a pink ogre who told me I was dead."
"Not again. Well atleast I know why Piccolo always laughed at that particular earthling phrase now."
Back down to earth...
"Her name is Bulma Breifs, not that you'd care."
"What !?!" Videl screeched, making Gohan cringe in pain. "You know the Bulma Breifs, the richest woman on earth!"
"Um yah. I didn't think it was that big a deal."
"There's something strange about this kid," Videl thought to herself. "How can he possibly know Bulma Breifs and wait... maybe their involved with eachother."
"Gohan. Are you involved with Bulma Breifs?"
"Oh my God! Videl, you thought... hahahahahahah. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard and um no. She's a friend of my dad's. Geez. If I even touched her, I bet Vegeta would blow the crap out of me. Not that I ever would!"
"Yah right Gohan! Like a little nerd like you could ever know the hottest woman in the world, Bulma Breifs."
"Your lucky Vegeta's not here. If he heard you say that you'd be sooooo dead!"
"Who's Vegeta?"
"Before Gohan could answer, he began to detect a familiar presence and shot straight up as he identified it. "Dende, Kami, whatever you're called, if that's who I'll chop you up into so many pieces that even dad, with his instant transmission will be able to put you back together again."
Confused, Videl asked, "Gohan. Why are you threatening Kami?"
up at the lookout...
"Like that'll stop me Gohan. I already assumed I was dead, or else I wouldn't be back on Senzu weed," Dende said to himself, thinking, "Ahhh... Strong enough for the Rou Kaioshin, but made for a Kami.
outside the gates of Castle Cold-jin...
"Pikkon! Don't you have any more food !?! I'm really hungry!"
"Well Goku. If you hadn't eaten our supplies, supplies that were meant to last us both 3 weeks, then there might be some food for you!"
Suddenly, a squad of Sayajins approached the duo of spies from the Grand Kai. "What are you 2 doing here? You'd better leave before we're forced to destroy you."
"Oh... us! Well you see me and Pikkon are here to spy on the legions of Hell so that we can stop they're evil plans, but we're not supposed to tell anyone, okay. So don't tell anyone, got it?"
Goku's speech had completely beffudled the guards. "What kind of an idiot is this guy !?!" was all the squad could think of as they opened fire on the 2 warriors of heaven, but Goku easily caught all the bolts of energy, as Pikkon started screaming at him angrily.
"You idiot! We were supposed to come in undetected!"
Watching the ease with which Goku blocked their bolts, they began to realize how outmatched they really were and the leader's last thought was, "So he's a powerful idiot then."
back at the arena
"What is it Gohan? What's wrong?" Videl asked, concerned at his motionless state.
"Suddenly, a plane flew overhead, preparing to land. Looking up, the students spotted a strange looking capsule jet with 2 symbols on it's side. "I-I-It's the M1," Videl stammered, not awed by the plane, but instead the one who must be within it. "Th-Th-Th-That means that Muten Roshi, the Great Invincible Old Master is coming here!"
"It really is incredible," the MC of the Budokai's said in wonder.
"I know!" Videl giggled. "We're actually going to meet the second greatest teacher of martial arts on the planet!"
"No! I meant it's incredible that he's still alive! The guy must be about 500 years old by now for Kami's sake!"
back up at the lookout...
"Oh Mr. Popo! This is some good shit you're missing!"
"Oh no Dende! Don't tell me you're back on the senzu weed again! Last time Karin came over with the stuff you ended up spending a whole month in rehab. How did you get your hands on the most potent drug in the universe anyway? I thought that Shin obliterated all the stuff after he acidentally blew up that solar system under it's influence.
"Oh shut up Mr. Popo, all 5 of ye."
"There is only one of me Dende. I must assume that the rest are hallucinations," Mr. Popo said, not for the first time worrying about Earth's new guardian.
"Then... is the Gran' Kay a halleciation te?" Dende asked, slurring half the words.
"No Dende. The Grand Kai is here to talk to you about the welfare of Son Gohan."
"You tell it like it is, my main man Mr. Popo. I'm here on behalf of his Supreme Kainess to give you a totally groovy speech about that groovy dude."
"My word Dende," Mr. Popo said. "I haven't heard so many out of date phrases since last time you saw Scooby Doo."
"Hey Grand Kai! Why don't you have a pipe o' senzu weed for old time's sake before you take away my powers. This is some seriously good shit man!"
"Why not? I haven't had any of the stuff for a few eternities. I'm sure a few puffs won't hurt anything.
5 minutes later...
"Woah Dende! This is some good shit my man!"
"Hey Grand Kai! What're you here for again?"
"I don't know. I think it was something about you and Gohan."
"Maybe Shin sent you to help me torture him."
"No... I don't think so, but why not?"
"Okay then I've got a great idea. Let's make a competition out of it. Whoever tortures Gohan worse gets to have anything they want from the loser. 5 tortures each. I'll start.
"Sure. Why not?"
"Okay ,Let's see you top this. I'll take away the whole class's inhibitions except Gohan's for the next hour and magnify all the girl's attraction to Gohan a hundred times. It begins now!
Whew, that was a long one. As always, please R&R.
Next time on Dragonball Z: When Gohan's class loses their inhibitions, he thinks things can't get any worse, but when the Grand Kai steps up to the plate and brings back an old enemy, immortal for 1 hour, can the demi-sayajin keep both his class and identity safe. Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
Disclaimer: Don't own it, wish I did, but I don't so don't sue.
Sorry that this chapter took so long, but I've had some serious writer's block. I've also been busy creating 2 great new fics: Field trip to New Namek and a one shot In the End. Well here it is, chapter 5:
Power of The Senzu Weed
In a flash, Shin charged up and flew straight at Gohan. The half Sayajin was ready though and dodged, jumping just beyond the Kai's reach and replying with a spin kick that landed solidly on the Supreme Kai's head and sent him flying through a solid wall.
Slowly, the master of Gods rose to his feet and laughed. "Is that all you've got? I was expecting a good fight after all your talk."
"Well I wasn't the one who ended up through the wall, was I?"
"Good point young one, but I have a little secret. I learned this one from a friend of mine, Pikkon. Weight eliminate!" the Kai screamed, his power rocketing up to unimaginable levels.
"So how much do you put on? A friend of mine does that to, but Piccolo only puts on 10 tons.
"I wear 30."
"Well then. I've got a trick of my own."
"You must know that even the powers of a Super Sayajin could not defeat me."
"Of course. That's why I'm going level 2," Gohan explained, as his hair began to glow.
"Level 2?"
"Yah!" Gohan screamed as his own power rocketed to levels well beyond anything the Supreme Kai could have ever thought possible (in my fic Gohan trained in the room of spirit and time for 5 minutes a week.
Faster then the Kai's eyes could even follow, Goahn charged both his fists with ki and hit him 3 times, stuning Shin and with a thrust through his chest, sent the warrior rocketing to the ground, one stomach short of a full body. Eve though Kibito was there to heal him, he knew that he couldn't take another round with this kid and decided it would be best to temporarily retreat and putting a finger to his forehead, dissapeared.
As the Kai fled, Gohan turned to his young Namekian friend, asking, "Uh Dende, what was the Supreme Kai doing here anyway?"
"Oh he was just telling me about a small problem that had to do with Earth," Dende replied, thankful that Gohan's anger at him had lessened after the fight.
"What is it this time? A galactic pirate, or let me guess some more androids... maybe it's another tyrant coming to say hi to my dad. Wait I've got it! A great warrior from a nearly extinct, evil species who wants to recruit some member of his family to help destroy the universe!"
"Actually Gohan... it's all of those and none of them. You see... it appears that Hell has broken loose, quite literally and quite a few of it's denizens that have buisness to settle here are on their way."
"Whaaaaat !?!"
"But don't worry Gohan. The Supreme Kai assured me that he had his to best spies on the case. They're going to be inconspicuously infiltrating the Cold-jin headquarters and stopping its inhabitant's evil plans."
"Did you get their names. Maybe we know them."
"Of course, they're on a letter Shin gave me... oh yes! Here it is! Let's see... Oh Kami no! We're as good as dead. How could the Supreme Kai have been stupid enough to send that idiot! Here take a look," Dende said, handing the piece of paper to Gohan.
The letter read:
Dear Dende:
yadda yadda yadda blah bah blah, but don't worry. We've sent to of our elite operatives to infiltrate the Cold-jin headquarters, without being detected. With Pikkon and Son Goku on the case, we've got nothing to fear.
the next day outside the Tenachi Budokai arena...
"Gohan!" Videl screeched, wielding her death glare with stunning ferocity. "You have alot of explaining to do."
"Um... I don't know what you're talking about Videl," Gohan replied uncertainly with a classic Son scratch.
"What she means nerd," Sharpner said with a cocky smirk that Gohan would have loved to wipe off his face, "is how you did all those tricks and where the gadgets are. We couldn't find any in Videl's house, so you must wear them.
"The... um... gadgets... right... I uh... gave them to a friend of mine. Yah that's right! I gave them to a friend!"
"So who is this friend Gohan? Would I know her?" Videl said, trying to catch Gohan in a lie and at the same time trying to pick up some info from the demi-sayajin if he was telling the truth.
"Uh probably not. It's not like she's famous, or anything."
So it was a she, Videl confirmed, storing the information away and was surprised to find that she was angry at Gohan for having other close female friends. "Or maybe they were more then friends," Videl thought, inwardly cringing, top her surprise. She was getting confused and one thing Videl hated was when a boy made her feel confused, so she decided to drill him even harder to make up for her feelings. "Why don't you tell me her name Gohan," Videl said gritting her teeth and tripling the intensity of her death glare.
"You know," Gohan thought to himself. "If looks could kill, I'd be saying hi to King Yemma about now."
at King Yemma's
"So how did you get here little one? King Yemma asked a short monk who stood before his desk(No, it's not Krillin).
"Well it was strange. I was talking to a tall green man wearing a turban and a long white cloak. I told him he was looking a bit green and asked if I could help him. He mumbled something about always looking that way and I started thinking that if looks could kill, I'd be lying on the ground pulseless, then his eyes flashed red and the next thing I knew I was here, being ushered in here by a pink ogre who told me I was dead."
"Not again. Well atleast I know why Piccolo always laughed at that particular earthling phrase now."
Back down to earth...
"Her name is Bulma Breifs, not that you'd care."
"What !?!" Videl screeched, making Gohan cringe in pain. "You know the Bulma Breifs, the richest woman on earth!"
"Um yah. I didn't think it was that big a deal."
"There's something strange about this kid," Videl thought to herself. "How can he possibly know Bulma Breifs and wait... maybe their involved with eachother."
"Gohan. Are you involved with Bulma Breifs?"
"Oh my God! Videl, you thought... hahahahahahah. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard and um no. She's a friend of my dad's. Geez. If I even touched her, I bet Vegeta would blow the crap out of me. Not that I ever would!"
"Yah right Gohan! Like a little nerd like you could ever know the hottest woman in the world, Bulma Breifs."
"Your lucky Vegeta's not here. If he heard you say that you'd be sooooo dead!"
"Who's Vegeta?"
"Before Gohan could answer, he began to detect a familiar presence and shot straight up as he identified it. "Dende, Kami, whatever you're called, if that's who I'll chop you up into so many pieces that even dad, with his instant transmission will be able to put you back together again."
Confused, Videl asked, "Gohan. Why are you threatening Kami?"
up at the lookout...
"Like that'll stop me Gohan. I already assumed I was dead, or else I wouldn't be back on Senzu weed," Dende said to himself, thinking, "Ahhh... Strong enough for the Rou Kaioshin, but made for a Kami.
outside the gates of Castle Cold-jin...
"Pikkon! Don't you have any more food !?! I'm really hungry!"
"Well Goku. If you hadn't eaten our supplies, supplies that were meant to last us both 3 weeks, then there might be some food for you!"
Suddenly, a squad of Sayajins approached the duo of spies from the Grand Kai. "What are you 2 doing here? You'd better leave before we're forced to destroy you."
"Oh... us! Well you see me and Pikkon are here to spy on the legions of Hell so that we can stop they're evil plans, but we're not supposed to tell anyone, okay. So don't tell anyone, got it?"
Goku's speech had completely beffudled the guards. "What kind of an idiot is this guy !?!" was all the squad could think of as they opened fire on the 2 warriors of heaven, but Goku easily caught all the bolts of energy, as Pikkon started screaming at him angrily.
"You idiot! We were supposed to come in undetected!"
Watching the ease with which Goku blocked their bolts, they began to realize how outmatched they really were and the leader's last thought was, "So he's a powerful idiot then."
back at the arena
"What is it Gohan? What's wrong?" Videl asked, concerned at his motionless state.
"Suddenly, a plane flew overhead, preparing to land. Looking up, the students spotted a strange looking capsule jet with 2 symbols on it's side. "I-I-It's the M1," Videl stammered, not awed by the plane, but instead the one who must be within it. "Th-Th-Th-That means that Muten Roshi, the Great Invincible Old Master is coming here!"
"It really is incredible," the MC of the Budokai's said in wonder.
"I know!" Videl giggled. "We're actually going to meet the second greatest teacher of martial arts on the planet!"
"No! I meant it's incredible that he's still alive! The guy must be about 500 years old by now for Kami's sake!"
back up at the lookout...
"Oh Mr. Popo! This is some good shit you're missing!"
"Oh no Dende! Don't tell me you're back on the senzu weed again! Last time Karin came over with the stuff you ended up spending a whole month in rehab. How did you get your hands on the most potent drug in the universe anyway? I thought that Shin obliterated all the stuff after he acidentally blew up that solar system under it's influence.
"Oh shut up Mr. Popo, all 5 of ye."
"There is only one of me Dende. I must assume that the rest are hallucinations," Mr. Popo said, not for the first time worrying about Earth's new guardian.
"Then... is the Gran' Kay a halleciation te?" Dende asked, slurring half the words.
"No Dende. The Grand Kai is here to talk to you about the welfare of Son Gohan."
"You tell it like it is, my main man Mr. Popo. I'm here on behalf of his Supreme Kainess to give you a totally groovy speech about that groovy dude."
"My word Dende," Mr. Popo said. "I haven't heard so many out of date phrases since last time you saw Scooby Doo."
"Hey Grand Kai! Why don't you have a pipe o' senzu weed for old time's sake before you take away my powers. This is some seriously good shit man!"
"Why not? I haven't had any of the stuff for a few eternities. I'm sure a few puffs won't hurt anything.
5 minutes later...
"Woah Dende! This is some good shit my man!"
"Hey Grand Kai! What're you here for again?"
"I don't know. I think it was something about you and Gohan."
"Maybe Shin sent you to help me torture him."
"No... I don't think so, but why not?"
"Okay then I've got a great idea. Let's make a competition out of it. Whoever tortures Gohan worse gets to have anything they want from the loser. 5 tortures each. I'll start.
"Sure. Why not?"
"Okay ,Let's see you top this. I'll take away the whole class's inhibitions except Gohan's for the next hour and magnify all the girl's attraction to Gohan a hundred times. It begins now!
Whew, that was a long one. As always, please R&R.
Next time on Dragonball Z: When Gohan's class loses their inhibitions, he thinks things can't get any worse, but when the Grand Kai steps up to the plate and brings back an old enemy, immortal for 1 hour, can the demi-sayajin keep both his class and identity safe. Find out next time on Dragonball Z!