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She picked up the razor and eyed it carefully, light glinting off the thin blade. She tested the serration, running her finger along the edge. It drew blood. She smiled sinfully and stuck the bleeding digit in her mouth.
The water in the bathtub was running. She perched carefully on the edge and let the low stream eddy around her toes.
Once her preparations were complete, she began. She ran the razor athwart the top of her foot, then followed up her leg and across her thigh and she winced when it drew blood. The crimson streak burned like fire and she instantly regretted it.
Before she could conceal her mistake a pounding came at the bathroom door.
"Duet!? You in there!?" The door opened and the girl bit her lip. "Duet…What the hell are you doing?" Wu Fei frowned, leaning tiredly against the door frame.
A bottle of shampoo nailed him in the face with a satisfying 'THONK!'
"I'm SHAVING! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK I WAS DOING, YOU PERVERT!?"
Wu Fei looked at Duet, then at the razor in her hand, then back at Duet. "GUYS! DUET'S DOING GIRLIE THINGS IN OUR BATHROOM AGAIN!"
"DUET! DO YOUR GIRLIE THINGS IN YOUR BATHROOM!" Heero yelled back from down the hallway.
"Fine, but I don't have a bath tub," Duet spat and gathered all her necessities. She sauntered past Wu Fei and down the hall to Heero's room. Leaning in his open door a bit, she added, "Heh. I was using your razor anyway…"
"DIE!!!"
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Tori: This fic was actually born from a slight misunderstanding on my part of the English language. You say 'razor' and my train of thought is more along the lines of, well, shaving. *blushes* Eh heh heh… No worries, though. I think I've got it figured out now.
Awa: *comes out of the bathroom holding a box of exacto-knife blades* Tori…are you cutting?
Tori: …yes? *looks over at a stack of paper dolls*