This was just a cute, short, funny little thing that me and Rain_Endless did together. It's not long, not even a page, really, but we were both laughing like hyenas about it (probably due to lack of sleep and overdoses of soda, now that I look at it again....), so I decided, what the hay, upload it, maybe it'll get a few reviews.
Disclaimer: We don't own Ranma 1/2 or Payday candy bars, but we do happen to own the monster in this story, which happens to be an intelligent one, so ask us before taking it.
Payday
By: Rain_Endless and Angel of the Dragon
---PS-She came up with the plot, I only wrote it. I've only read the first book of Ranma 1/2, so I'm not exactly an expert on any of these characters.
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It was just a usual day for the Ranma 1/2 gang, ya know, the yelling, the screaming, the pig-tailed boy being chased by any number of different people. Suddenly (interrupting the fun), a giant monster ripped down the wall!
All of the martial artists sprung into their defensive positions. Yes, it was a new monster, but they only need see the first move the creature made to know how to defeat it. Beads of sweat broke out on Ranma's forehead in concentration, preparing to absorb or avoid whatever attack the monster might throw at them.
They waited patiently...long seconds...which turned into long minutes...and eventually became hours.
6 hours later...
All the martial artists were still in their positions, concentration etched upon their faces, which were now pouring with sweat. Suddenly, as though a strange wind had passed through, Ranma's countenance cracked and he burst into maniacal laughter. This seemed to have a domino effect on the other martial artists. Within seconds, they were rolling on the floor, clutching their sides, when, the monster pounced!
It managed to land on all of them at once, knocking them unconscious.
The monster, seeing that all who opposed it had been knocked out or crushed, walked with calm, even steps into the kitchen, where he settled down to eat a nice, nutty Payday (all that waiting had made him hungry).
The End.
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All together now---Awwwwww, isn't that kawaii? So adorable! Okay, so it's not exactly my best work or hers, but we thought it was funny anyways. One of those little stupid moments where you can't help but be goofy. Okay, okay, you can kill me now!
Oh, and everyone who thinks that artwork, no matter what kind, shouldn't be messed with at all, email my mother, leglesstoo@msn.com and tell her to tell my IDIOT, BAKA, CREEP of a brother to STOP erasing my pictures inside my portfolio. His name is Matthew, and he's a jerk to me every step of the way about writing, anime, and art. He says none of it will get me anywhere and that I'm being a poser by liking anime. I'M NOT A POSER!!! He's one to talk, he wears his jeans around his knee caps or pulls them way up high with red suspenders, acting like that Urcle guy. Puh-LEASE! Spare me his incessant whining!!!
Okay. I feel better now. Please email my mom about it, she won't listen to me, maybe if she gets more opinions about it, she'll help me out here.