I don't know how, but somehow my Chapter 1 and 2 were switched with each other. *shrug* It's fixed now, so, to comment on some reviews.

jrfear - I have Pan as Goku's grandma. And in the anime, they never said whose grandmother is who. I saw the clip at the end, and I didn't even see Panty in it, as I've seen information on websites that says Pan was talking to her. So, this is my story, and I'm making Panty the grandma. *sticks out tongue* j/k. You are correct on the relations with the two annoyances, and a lot of events I've placed in the story relates to different characters and events in the time we all know and love. What am I going to do with this story? Well, upcoming events will be fighting/action adventure. I'm not too great of a humor person, but I'll try to fit it in there (like in this pathetic chapter). Hehe, yay, another SSBM fan. I'll take your idea into consideration. ~_^

Daniel of Lorien - Well, I didn't say Goku beat Vegeta, I said Vegeta lost. And Vegeta stuck around the entire time so he could beat Goku, like in this story. And I took your advice about the chapter and combined them, as you can now see.

Well, hopefully I haven't been boring you all to death, and I'll get to some more action as soon as I can. In the meantime, try to look at different characters and events I stick in and see if you can guess what they relate to. *yawn* I'm bored, so I'm gonna make a little game out of it, each one you get right gets you a point. So far:

jrfear - 2

Looks like jrfear's in the lead for guessing that Markara is related to Erasa and Pencilo to Sharpner. ~_^ Ok, on with my insane story!

Disclaimer: I brought a petition around for people to sign so I could own DBZ. They laughed at me. *sigh* I don't own DBZ... but someday, yes someday, I shall! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! *runs off to torture Plato and Squid*

Homeroom Havoc
Chapter 5

Pencilo wasn't liking this. Two strangers with extremely insane hair had entered the room. And sat very close to him. The problem was, these two had muscles. Muscles that rivaled his. Now, he knew he could take on either of them any day, but they might be a threat to the ladies. He decided he would change that. He pushed Jin out of the way into his seat, Jin not really caring as he was closer to Jun and could say more vulgar things. The boy with black hair in all directions smiled as Pencilo shifted to the seat next to him.

"Hi, I'm Goku, and this is Vegeta," he said politely, pointing to the flame haired figure next to him. Vegeta looked at him out of the corner of his eye, and said a low "Hi" that sounded like a muffled growl.

"Name's Pencilo," he said proudly at his fine name. A fine name for a fine man he always said. Now, he got slightly serious, as he motioned for the two boys to come closer so he could whisper to them. They both caught on, as Vegeta didn't really care, and Goku just wanted to make some new friends. "Now, listen up," Pencilo began, "I'm going to only say this once to you two posers. I'm the head honcho around here, and the ladies are mine. You get near any of them, and you'll have to deal with ME. Ya dig?"

"We're the posers?" Vegeta mumbled to himself. Pencilo disregarded the comment.

"Why would we be interested in girls?" Goku asked curiously, his naiveity showing. Pencilo arched an eyebrow at Vegeta and Vegeta snorted.

"Yes, he's serious," Vegeta said, half amused at Goku's comment. Pencilo pulled out a piece of paper and made a little drawing on it.

"That's why," he said, holding the paper up. Goku stared at the paper curiosly, slightly confused. Vegeta just chuckled at Goku.

"Why would I be interested in that?" Goku repeated in a slightly annoyed voice.

Pencilo arched another eyebrow at Vegeta, who just shrugged.

"You understand, right?" he said to flame boy.

"Yes, now if you'll excuse us, we have lives to live," Vegeta said, motioning for Pencilo to go back to his seat. Pencilo was shocked at the disrespect he was giving him. He decided to save his punishment for later, as he switched with Jin, whose eyes were still on Jun's.

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Goku looked curiously at Vegeta. Vegeta looked curiously back.

"Goku," Veget began."You did have Sex Ed. last year, didn't you?"

"Sure I did." he said, still confused.

"Then, well, think about it."

It took Goku maybe two seconds to register, since he was a pretty smart kid. "Oh." was all he had to see. "Oh... OH!!"

"Right. Good doggy." Vegeta said, patting Goku on the head for figuring it out. Goku shot him a dirty look, and turned to Pencilo with a scowl. Vegeta just shrugged.

"He's a pretty boy," Vegeta said dully. Goku turned back to Vegeta.

"You think he's pretty?"

"NO!!!" Vegeta said, eyes popping in fury. "That's just a term for people like him!"

"Oh. Okay." Goku said, dropping the conversation. The two calmed down and sat, bored.

"Mr. Sandman?" a voice said from the row below. "What are we supposed to be doing?" It was Rocko. Man, that was a weird name. Wolfenstein was better then that. It took a long while for Sandman to reply, as he cleared his throat.

"Well, schedules have somehow been altered from what they should be, so there is nothing I need to teach you since you all won't be staying in this class." The room was suddenly filled with an extreme sense of relief.

Vegeta and Goku, bored, turned to listen to someone elses conversation. They noticed Plato slowly etching towards the ones in black. Vegeta noticed that Goku probably wouldn't know a term for them either, sine he was confused about Pencilo. "Those are Goths." Vegeta said to Goku. Goku nodded understandingly.

"um... hi..." Plato stuttered. The two looked up at him, eyebrows lowered, their lips curled in a frown. "uh..." Plato continued. "Ya know, I heard this story once where these mean people that hated their lives enjoyed beating these happy people up, and one day, they died from it." He spewed out nervously.

Boxer and Sicilio looked at each other and smiled evilly, as they turned back to Plato, who was etching away in fear back towards Markara who had been watching the whole ordeal. "Well," Boxer began, as the two stood up from their seats and walked to where they were looking down at the cowering Plato. "If they hated their lives, then death was probably good for them." Sicilio picked up the quivering Plato, as Boxer readied a punch. All the class had stopped what they were doing to watch. Sandman shuffled papers, oblivious to everything. Plato closed his eyes waiting for his impending death.

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Yes, this is a short chapter. The point? Events that happened here will set up future events, and my patheticness on some amounts of humor. Aren't I pathetic? The scene with Pencilo and Goku... Hey, I saw it on a show on DISNEY Channel for crying out loud! I didn't mean anything bad by it not like it anything bad was said. Hey, these are high schoolers, and this is Sharpener's offspring, and it is male nature. It's just my lame attempt on humor again. And Goku's not stupid, like I said before, just naive. _ So, please review and tell me how bad my humor is! _ You know, I wrote Sharpener instead of Pencilo for most of the story...

Cameos
This is High School. There are lots of people. I need characters. If you want a cameo in the story, I'd rather talk to you over a messenger, but e-mail will work fine. E-mail me at puffdragonz@hotmail.com or AIM me at Ultimatum Puff. Also, you can MSN me at the e-mail address I already stated. Or, to make it easier on yourself, you can post it in a review, but that means I have complete control over what I do with you and you can't hold me liable *cackles insanely*. But PLEASE say whether you are male or female. Cameos will pop up every now and then, sometimes big roles, sometimes small, and sometimes you might show up more than once, but it might be a few chapters before I fit you in. Have a nice day. n_n