WWF Big Brother

Introduction.

(Big Brother Theme Tune Plays)

Hello and welcome to a special WWF Version of Big Brother where 10 Superstars, (6 men, 4 women) will lock themselves up in the Big Brother house for a possible 8 long weeks and the winner receiving £1000000(1million pounds)

Who will become a fan favourite and make it to the end?

Who will be voted off first?

Before we can answer those questions we have to meet the contestants so lets take a look at the superstars you will be watching in the upcoming weeks.

(Camera shows the Superstars walking up the ramp towards the Big Brother house.)

1.Tajiri

2.Torrie Wilson.

3.Triple H

4. Booker T

5.Stephanie McMahon

6.Kurt Angle

7.Lita

8.Trish Stratus

9.Chris Jericho

10. Jeff Hardy

Triple H a quick word please,

Q. How do you feel about going into the Big Brother house for a possible 8 weeks with your ex-wife Stephanie?

A. (Angrily) I don't Know why she is even going into the house in the first place, its not as if she needs the money, as for the 8 weeks, if that screeching voice I doubt she will last the course.

Booker T, a few moments for the press,

Q. Who do you think will win Big Brother?

A. Tell me you did not just say that!? I'm the five-time WCW champion and after 8 weeks I'm going to be the 1st time Big Brother Champion.

Unlike that Japanese guy Tajiri, not putting me in that Shampoo commercial, was the biggest mistake he ever made and I intend to make him pay.

Can you dig that Sucka?

Kurt Angle.

Q.Who do you think will be voted off first?

A. A. I hope you not implying it will be me, Im an Olympic Gold Medallist, I'm a winner and I intend to do exactly what I did at the Olympics, Win! as for being voted off first, I hope its Triple H after what he did to Stephanie.

Well some mixed reactions from the superstars but as they enter the house, you can guarantee this will make for some entertaining TV!

Inside the House.

Tajiri arm in arm with Torrie Wilson enters the house first, followed by Triple H and Booker T.

Triple H brought his gym weights as a luxury and starts to set them up in the garden, being in the Big Brother was not going to stop him weightlifting.

Booker T continued to look coldly at Tajiri as he gelled his hair, their was a tense atmosphere, that is until Stephanie McMahon and Kurt Angle entered.

"Kurt place my bags over there"Stephanie ordered.

"I hope we have nice bedrooms, Im not use to living like this,Torrie My Daddy said that I was to have the double bed,I like to have my space and I want to be near the mirror too,my beauty is very important,Torrie why don't you make my bed up now, then you wont have to do it later,you can help too Tajiri."

Torrie rolled her eyes and looked to Tajiri for support, but he was already going to bedroom, at least this way he would keep out of sight from Booker T.

Torrie relunctly followed.

"Is there anything else you need Stephanie?" Kurt asked.

But Stephanie didn't answer, she was too busy scowling at Triple H.

"I can't believe he is here, he will probably put something in my lotion again."

"Stephanie,I wouldn't worry about him,he wont hurt you with Me around, especially after we destroyed him in that Cage match, come on lets unpack your things."

Stephanie and Kurt went into the girls' bedroom to unpack Stephanie's several too many suitcases.

Finally the last four superstars entered, them being Lita,Trish Stratus,Chris Jericho(along with his titles)and Jeff Hardy.

"The Living Legend,Undisputed Champion as just entered the building,I hope that I will get all the respect I deserve."

"Hey we will give you respect, when you win a match without cheating." Jeff Hardy laughed.

"Hey your not even in my league, come to think of it when was the last time you won a match?"

Chris walked into the boys bedroom but was shocked to find there was only 5 beds,one guy would have to sleep with the girls.

House meeting.

Much to the annoyance of Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho and Stephanie, Triple H assumed himself as Leader and organized a House meeting to discuss the bedroom situation.

"It has come to my attention,that there are six guys and only five beds, one guy will have to sleep with the girls,any volunteers?"

"Don't look at me,Im the five time WCW Champion, a Champion dosen't sleep with girls."

"Yeah Im the Undisputed Champion.."

Stephanie squeezed Jericho's leg and gave him her best sexy smile.

"Well, I want to go Sleep with Stephanie,sorry I mean the girls' room."

"I think the best option would be for Jeff Hardy to go sleep with the girls' room,I mean he is gay."

"What?!" Jeff shouted.

"Jeff is not gay!" Lita said.

"Well he is close enough." Said Triple H. " So its settled,Jeff will go sleep in the girls' room,another matter is that of the Shopping List tomorrow, who is willing to get up early and do it with me."

"Il do it" said Trish smirking.

"Thankyou Trish." Triple H smiled at her.

"Ughh,what a slut" Stephanie said to herself looking evilly at Trish.

The meeting ended and the girls(plus Jeff) and the boys' went into their rooms and unpacked.

Triple H and Chris Jericho layed out all their hair conditiors and cosmetics,though they didn't have quite as many things as Stephanie, who ordered Torrie and Lita to help her her display them in all in front of the mirror.

Trip to the Diary Room.

Once they had unpacked, the group settled around the sofas whilst Booker T showed off his cooking skills in the kitchen.Well at least he is good at something.

"Jeff Hardy would you please come to the Diary Room."

Jeff walked into the diary room and sat in the Big Brother Chair.

"How is your first day in the Big Brother going?"

Well I was very annoyed that Triple H said I was gay and made me go to girls room, but they have their own personal bathroom, and I really like Torrie's skin lotions so I have cheered up now.

"What type of mood is the group in?"

Well at the moment there are a few tensions in the group which has kind of split in half, due to Triple H and Stephanie.

There is Stephanie and her servant, sorry Stephanie, Kurt Angle, that obnoxious Chris Jericho(though he does have nice hair) and Booker on one Side.

Then there is Me,Triple H, Tajiri,Trish and Torrie on the other, but im sure everyone will bond by the end of the week, especially with the alcohol.

But I can tell that its going to be very hard long road to the finish, but Im up for the challenge.

I just like to say a special message to my brother Matt,

Matt Sorry you couldn't be here, Me and Lita, especially Me are missing you like crazy and can't wait to be back in the WWF again.

Hardy Boyz Extreme 4eva!

Jeff Hardy leaves the Diary Room.

In the next episode of Big Brother:

The Alcohol arrives and the parties begin, Stephanie gets busy in the bedroom and Booker T has had enough of Tajiri.

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