WWF Big Brother
Episode 2.
Hello and welcome back to Big Brother, lets see what our housemates are doing at the moment…
Tajiri, Torrie, Lita and Jeff Hardy were all sitting in the living room, laughing and joking as they made their way through the groups supply of alcohol.
Triple H was sitting with Trish in the garden along with Booker T who was checking his complexion in the garden mirror. Kurt Angle sat slumped in the armchair, drinking a glass of milk (he didn't drink); Stephanie and Chris Jericho along with half the beer were in the boys bedroom.
"Damn, Stephanie is looking fine tonight!" Booker T said to Kurt as he sat beside him.
"I know," said Kurt with a scowl.
"Where is she anyway, I like to keep my eye on her."
"She is in the bedroom with Jericho." Kurt said angrily.
Kurt looked as if he was about to cry when he heard Stephanie giggle excitedly from the bedroom.
"Man, that's gotta hurt, hey I thought she liked you."
"I thought that too, but I guess not, she wants Jericho."
"Hey Sucka, your bound to get down, thinking like that, you gotta show her what she's missing, and if you don't I will, I mean she's one fine piece of.."
"I think I know that, but what can I do, I've wasted my chance."
"No you aren't mate, with Jericho is all about the sex, and you can't live just on that, well actually Stephanie can just live on that but anyway.."
"Look Booker, thanks for your advice, but Ill think Ill just drown my sorrows with some Milk and Cookies."
"Ok, I have to go wash my hair anyway, Im on National TV, gotta make it look good."
Booker T went into the washroom, leaving Kurt on the sofa, he reached for his Milk but noticing the beer cans, he thought What the heck! One beer won't hurt…
Stephanie giggled some more as she poured the beer down her throat but instead it tricked down her chest much to Jericho's joy.
"Hey Steph, I think you've had enough of that, give it here."
"No, I want it and I always get what I want."Steph said angrily.
She drank some more beer and then looked at Jericho.
"You know you look pretty Sexy tonight" Stephanie whispered as she curled her fingers around his hair.
"Steph, we can't, we'll on TV."
"That's what's so exciting, no-one will know if well under the covers." Steph laughed.
"Steph, your drunk, you don't really mean it."
"Come on Jericho, don't you want to fuck me, don't you want to feel me, touch me."
"Your such a slut." Jericho laughed as he picked Stephanie up and flung her onto the bed…
"What the hell!?" Booker T shouted from the bathroom.
"Someone has Stole my Conditioner, my special Conditioner for my hair only, who's taken it, I want to kick their ass now!"
Booker T stormed into the living room and locked eyes with Tajiri.
"It was you, you stole it, you've been jealous of my hair from the start, where is it?"
Booker T grabbed Tajiri and lifted him up.
"Hey, leave him alone Booker, he hasn't stolen your crappy conditioner." Torrie screamed.
"Tell me you did not just say that!"
Jeff Hardy intervened the argument.
"Come on Booker, Tajiri didn't do it, Im sorry it was Me, I'm got knocked over, yours was the nearest one I could find."
"So you were in it together, you and Tajiri, it's a conspiracy, a conspiracy, you two have had it against me from day One, I'm the five time WCW champion, five time, you cheat me out of that Shampoo commercial and now you team up against me, you little, worthless Chinese, Japanese whatever immigrant."
Tajiri had had enough of Booker T's attitude and gave him a karate kick to the jaw. Booker fell to the ground but got up and punched Tajiri to the ground, Jeff Hardy pulled Booker off, but was met by big boot, and he toppled over the sofa onto the floor.
Lita climbed on to the chair.
LITACURRANA OFF THE CHAIR.
SWANTON BOMB ONTO BOOKER T!!!!!!!!!
"Hey what the hell is going on!" shouted Triple H as he ran into the living room.
"Booker T attacked Tajiri and Jeff." Torrie shouted.
"That's not what it looks like to me, are you Ok Booker?"
Triple H helped Booker T to his feet.
"They stole my Conditioner, they stole my Conditioner."
"Tajiri is this true?"
Tajiri rambled on angrily in Japenese with Torrie doing her best to imterprete, in the end Triple H gave up.
"Kurt, do you know what happened?"
"Why do you fuck off, you wife beater!"
Stephanie and Jericho stumbled out the bedroom, Jericho had lost his shirt and Stephanie's hair was a mess with some of her blouse buttons undone.
"What is all this noise?" Jericho asked." What happened?"
"Why don't you just get back in there with your two dollar trashbag Ho." Triple H said.
Stephanie glared angrily at Triple H.
"At least now, Im finally getting a decent sex life after putting up with your lame attempts." Steph retorted before slamming the door closed.
"Look lets just all calm down, Booker T Im sorry for taking your conditior, you should be honoured that I chose yours,I mean you do have nice hair there's no need to get violent"
"Oh shut up you prick."Kurt Angle shouted.
At that Booker T kicked Jeff to the ground and stomped on him,untill Triple H pulled him off.
"Now the next person, who attacks anyone, gets a Pegiree"
Sorry the group disintegrated, Lita,Torrie,Trish and Tajiri consoled Jeff whilst Kurt helped Booker T calm down.
Triple H decided to vent out his frustrations on his punching bag.
Nomiations.
Its time for the group nominations,each superstar must nomiate two fellow immates for eviction, the two with the most votes will be up for eviction on Friday.
Would Booker T please come to the Diary Room.
Booker T walked to the Diary Room.
Booker T please stat your nominations.
I am going to pick that weasel Tajiri and his bimbo girlfriend Torrie, both haven't given me the respect a five time WCW champion deserves.
Chris Jericho would you please come to the Diary Room.
My first nomination is Triple H, he shouldn't be leader around here, Im the Undisputed Chamipion, not him,Im a Living Legend.
And as for the other person, its Tajiri,what kind of man does he think he is stealing Booker's conditioner,I can relate to that,look at my beautiful hair!
Triple HThat bitch Stephanie McMahon and her toyboy Chris Jericho.
Why?
Cause there is only so much fucking I can hear.
Kurt Angle, please stat your nominations.
Triple H and Chris Jericho. Triple H cause he thinks hes the boss. Hes not even an Olympic Gold Medalist.
Chris Jericho, stealing Stephanie was the last straw,he dosen't care about her like I do, Stephanie is my world..
(Kurt starts crying and runs to his bedroom)
Jeff Hardy.
This is a tough one cause I love them all, but in order to keep the peace in the house id say Booker T and Tajiri.
Booker T im really love for taking your conditioner, you're a really nice guy. Im sooooooooo sorry.Please forgive me.
Lita.
My nominations are Booker T after what he did to Jeff and and Kurt Angle cause just because he is an Olympic Gold Medalist he thinks he can get away from cleaning and cooking, he has treated me like a lowlife servant and the way he pines after Stephanie when she is obviously not interested is making me feel sick. He is like a wet blanket.
Stephanie McMahon
I demand that my ex-husband Triple H be out of his house,after what he said to me,hes just jealous,jealous that im the Billion Dollar Princess the reason for his success and my second order is for that thief Tajiri be sent home,Im the only person who deserves that money!
Tajiri(Tajiri talks in Japanese,but we translated as much we could into English)
Booker T
Jeff Hardy.
Torrie Wilson.
I pick Booker T he is so mean and ugly and Jeff cause he stole the shampoo sorry the conditioner.
And lastly would Trish Stratus,please come to the Diary Room.
I nominate Stephanie McMahon after what she did to my friend Hunter and Booker T he is just so annoying, he says the same catchphrases over and over again.
Thankyou Immates for your nominations, the results will be announced later on this week.
The First Task.
"Everyone please settle down, Big Brother has given us how first Task and Im sure the guys will love this one, its an Assalt Course!"
The guys all jumped up and down with joy while the girls looked less than impressed.
"Do you mean I have to get myself dirty?" asked Stephanie.
Triple H ignored Stephanie and continued reading out the instructions.
"Now we have to split into two teams, it will be like a relay, the team that completes the course in the quickest time Wins, the teams are Tajiri,Jeff Hardy,Lita, Booker T and Chris Jericho, second team is Stephanie,Kurt Angle,Torrie,Trish and Me said Triple H annoyed that he was in the same team as Stephanie,Kurt Angle gleamed with joy whilst Booker T gave Tajiri a dirty look.
The group spent the day practising the assault,during a break Stephanie sat with Kurt Angle as she watched Triple H help Trish on the monkey bars they seemed to be getting on very well.
"I can't believe Hunter is hanging around with that golddigger Trish, it makes me sick!"
"Come on Steph, don't tell me you still like him."
"No, of course not,I hate him but even he can do better than that, look at the way hes holding her,Yuck, youd think he has more respect than to do it in front of the rest of the group."
"What about you and Jericho?" Kurt asked shyly, Stephanie turned around and looked at him coldly, he wished he hadn't said anything.
"What about Jericho and me?"
"Nothing, you just seemed pretty friendly with him."
"Jericho and me are Business Partners and that is it, now come on I think Hunter and Trish have had plenty of time, lets go practice, you can help me do the monkey bars." Stephanie smiled.
"Cool!" said Kurt eagerly.
Would all the housemates please sit in the living room area for the results of the nominations.
The superstars slowly sat on the sofas and chairs, each nervous that they might be picked.
There are two people up for eviction this week, there are in Alapabetical Order.
"Just get on with it" Chris Jericho shouted.
There are:
Booker T
And
Tajiri.
Gasps came from all the Group as Torrie burst into tears, she ran into the bedroom followed by Lita,Trish and Jeff.
Booker T sat in stunned silence.
"Hey hard luck Man" said Jericho slapping him on the shoulder. "Don't worry that Japanese midget will be gone on Friday."
"This is all your fault,Hunter you've lead everyone against Booker, Im glad that Tajiri been nominated but Booker has been victimised by you, he had his property stolen, Jeff and Tajiri should be kicked out."
"Look, Steph Im real sorry that you lost a customer, but im just mad that you weren't nominated."
"Hey don't talk to her like that." Kurt exclaimed.
"Whatever Kurt,I don't have time for a pathetic loser like you."
Booker T walked into his bedroom and checked his hair.
His best bud Chris Jericho came up to him.
"Like I said before,don't worry, the fans love you,I mean who wouldn't love the Spinnaroi"
Booker T stared hard at his own reflection.
"Id better stay or there will be hell to pay."
On the next episode: Find Out who is going Booker T or Tajiri plus Trish gets herself into trouble.