Hello Eviction Night is upon us,

Who will go tonight and be the first Evictee?

Will it be Booker T or Tajiri?

Find Out tonight!

Hello Il be your host in this Big Brother Eviction Night.

In the last episode Booker T and Tajiri were nominated to leave the house after a huge bust up over Booker T conditioner, but what have the housemates got up too since they received the news?

The Task Assessment

Would all housemates please gather in the garden for their Assualt Course Race.

The housemates gathered together in the garden, staring down the opposite side.

Booker T,Tajiri,Chris Jericho,Lita,Torrie were on one side and Triple H,Trish,Kurt Angle,Stephanie McMahon and Jeff Hardy on the other.

"Hey Stephanie, would you like to wear my gold medals for good luck?" asked Kurt Angle.

"Oh Kurt, that's so sweet,are you sure they won't weigh me down."

"No, the gold medals help your spirit to succeed."

"Oh please!" said Triple H disgusted at what he was seeing. "Just make sure you don't trip over in your high heels,I do want to win this."

The bell sounded had the race was on its way, each side cheering for their competitors, it was a close race but after Stephanie elbowed Torrie to the ground as she got on the monkey bars, her side took the lead eventually won.

And the winners are Team B lead by Triple H.

Trish screamed in delight and flung her arms around Triple H and gave him a big kiss on the cheek. Stephanie looked on in anger and in reply hugged Kurt and gave him a big kiss on the lips right in front of Triple H.

"Wow, thanks Steph!"

"Well I guess your gold medals really did bring me luck."

"This is all your fault Tajiri!" shouted Booker T. " I was stuck with a team of wimps and girls."

"Who are you calling a wimp, Im the Undisputed Champion,Im not the one who fell over on the monkey bars."

Booker T had no answer to this and stormed angrily into the house.

"We would have won,if Stephanie hadn't pushed me to the ground." Complained Torrie.

"Yeah, but she is a hardcore bitch." Laughed Jericho.

Eviction Day had finally arrived, Booker T and Tajiri were full of nerves but Booker T was confident he wasn't going.

"I mean who would pick Tajiri over a handsome five time WCW champion like me, they gotta be a sucka to do that!" said Booker T in the Diary room.

Hello welcome back to Eviction Night, we are now going live to the house to announce the first evictee.

This is Big Brother, the public have been voting all this week and now we have the result,

Booker T,Tajiri.

The 1st superstar to leave the big brother house will be…

BOOKER T.

"TELL ME HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!"

Booker T you have approxmaitly one hour to pack your suitcase and leave the house.

Torrie hugged her boyfriend Tajiri in relief along with Jeff,Trish and Lita who were glad Booker was leaving but then half-heartedly consoled Booker T.

Stephanie went to adjust her make-up whilst Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho helped Booker T pack in the bedroom.

"I can't believe your going Man,I was sure it would be Tajiri." Said Jericho.

"Do you think that is suppose to make me feel better, it's the worst thing that could have happened, when I go out I am going to kick someone ass!"

"Yeah,Im going to break Tajiri freaking ankle, after he embarrassed you!"

"I tell you, I want Tajiri out,his stupid girlfriend whatever her name is out,Lita out,Jeff out,Trish Out, and that son of a bitch, thinks hes so high and mighty Triple H out, you got it."

"We got man, Good Luck!"

The house was very quiet after Booker T's exit, but with the arrival of music and the booze, the group soon got over it.

Housemates the Jacuzzi is now ready for use.

The housemates screamed in delight at that announcement and ran into the garden, to start the Jacuzzi.

Torrie and Trish went to put their swimsuits on and the guys stood in amazement as they climbed in.

"Hey Im going in" shouted Triple H and Chris Jericho.

Kurt Angle wasn't the Jacuzzi sort, he preferred to sit down and read his autobiography Its True Its True (available at all good bookstores)

Chris Jericho walked past the girls bedroom it get his swimsuit when he noticed Stephanie in the bedroom, she seemed upset.

Chris quietly ran up to her and grabbed her waist as he sat down next to her.

"You look really sexy tonight" he said.

"You always say that." She laughed but tears still welled in her eyes.

"Hey why are you so sad, didn't you hear the announcement, the Jacuzzi arrived!"

"Yeah, just so I can see Trish swooned all over Hunter in a tub this time."

"Come on Steph,I thought you hated him."

"Its not just that, I miss my Daddy, my cars, my house, my butler, my gardens, my dog, this isn't the normal life for me."

"Well…just think of the fame and attention your get, when you win this thing."

"Do you really think Ill win?"

"Of course you're the Billion Dollar Princess…with the Trillion Dollar Body." Jericho grinned. "Hey I bet you look really good in a bikini, that will Triple H jealous."

"I don't think Daddy would wont me in a bikini, showing the entire world, under the covers is Ok but in the garden with the cameras…"

"What about for me?" said a hopeful Jericho.

Stephanie let out a short laugh.

"Only if you're a good boy" she said, patting him on the cheek.

Jeff Hardy sat in the garden with Lita staring in awe at Triple H's body as he got in the Jacuzzi.

"Imagine how much working out he has to do, to get his body like that, you gotta be pretty devoted."

"Yeah" said Lita. "But its worth it."

"You bet" said Jeff giggling like a schoolgirl."I have to say hes got the best at of all of them by far, Id give him an 8/10, hes perfect but he has a rather biggish nose, that's his only flaw, oh everytime I look at him, I get butterflies, I wish I could talk to him."

"Why don't you? Hes a nice guy, friendly to everyone."

"I know, but I just feel a little out of his league, if you know what I mean."

"Don't be stupid, you're a great catch, and just think you could be with him for the next 7 weeks that's plenty of time to get to know someone."

"But he dosen't feel the same way as I feel about him, he will just dismiss me."

"For god's sake Jeff your such a wimp, look ill change into my bikini and get in with you and then you won't feel so stupid."

"Oh Ok, thankyou Lita your such a great mate!"

Jeff and Lita headed over to the Jacuzzi and got changed,Jeff gingerly slipped in next to Triple H trying to hide his red face.

But Lita gave him a ressurring look and he casually latched into a conversation with his new love interest.

It was the early hours in the morning,Triple H and Trish were the only ones left in the Jacuzzi, the two had been talking for hours and seemed to be enjoying each others company.

The two had talked about wrestling, movies and other general things but now Trish was asking questions about his marriage to Stephanie.

"Do you ever think you can forgive her for faking her pregnancy?" asked Trish.

"I don't Know, everytime I look at her I feel so much hate and anger, but the other side of me wants to forgive her and take her back, its like a battle in my head, there is such a thin line between love and hate."

"She dosen't seem to feel the same way, she seems to getting pretty cosy with Jericho."

"Yeah, I hate to admit it, but guys are running after her, Jericho,Kurt and she has her Dad on her side and now she wants 50% of everything until I die, it makes me feel sick."

Trish edged up to Hunter and put her hand on his shoulder. She gently kissed his neck.

"You have me."

Triple H turned his head and looked into her eyes, he kissed her on the lips and they embraced, but after a few minutes, Triple H pulled back.

"No Im sorry, Its too soon, everytime I look at you,I think of Stephanie, Im sorry if you got the wrong idea."

Triple H made his way out of the Jacuzzi  and headed inside leaving a deflated Trish.

In the next episode

Stephanie gives Jericho a special present plus the housemates give their nominations.