WWF Big Brother

Episode Five.

The 2nd Eviction Night is upon us, who will go this week the Undisputed Champion Chris Jericho or last weeks surivivor Tajiri.

Before we announce the evictee lets take a look at what has been happening in the house during today…

Trish, Lita and Jeff Hardy sat on the couches eating their porridge, it was early morning and they were the only ones up.

"Did you hear Jericho and Stephanie last night?" Jeff asked.

"No, what happened?" said Trish intriqued.

"I don't know if you want to know, if you know what I mean."

"Why, were they fucking?"

"If you want to call it that yeah, I needed to get a drink of water and came into the kitchen and they were in the Jacuzzi."

"That's one way to keep the viewers" said Lita.

The three thought about this for a sec, knowing that Jericho was up for the public vote today against their friend Tajiri.

"So, come on, what did you exactly see?"

"I only saw for a min, I didn't want to intrude, they seemed pretty.."

Jeff stopped talking when Triple H emerged from the bedroom.

"So what are you guys talking about?"

"Nothing" Lita quickly snapped.

"OK" said Triple H a bit suspious at the three." Im going outside to do my Circuit Training, anyone want to come?"

"Ill come, I need to get some exercise anyway, porridge is really filling." Said Trish as she followed Triple H outside.

"Hey Lita, you look a little down today, are you OK,anything I need to know?" asked Jeff.

"No Im fine."

"Good, remember its task day today, we need to practise."

Task Assessment

By One o'clock, everyone had risen from their beds and ready to complete their task. Stephanie and Jericho were the last up,Lita and Trish, looked at the couple with interest, trying to figure out whether what Jeff had said was true.

The rules were each member of the group would go into the Diary Room and answer three questions about their partner. A camera of the Diary Room would be shown into the rest of the house.

Jeff and Lita were first and much to the groups dismay, Lita got one of the questions wrong but they still had one lifeline left.   Next up were Triple H and Trish and they both answered their questions correctly.Trish was delighted and hugged Triple H at the result.

"For gods sake,can't she leave him alone for one second, its so pathetic." Stephanie sneered to Kurt Angle.

"Don't worry about them, come on its our turn next."

Kurt and Stephanie were up next, Kurt get a bit embarrassed when asked about Summerslam 2000

but they both answered their questions successfully.

It was all down to Jericho,Tajiri and Torrie.

Tajiri with the help of Torrie completed his, but now the fate of the shopping list hang in the balance of Jericho.

Q1. Tajiri came to the WWF from ECW, what do the letters ECW stand for?

Bloody Hell, how am I suppose to know that? Let me think that was Stephanie's company, was it Every Customer Welcome NO, that isn't it, is it Extreme Championship Wrestling?

Correct.

Q2. Who did Tajiri first align himself with in the WWF?

A. A. Oh,I so remember this one, it was that assclown William Regal, you I beat the hell out of in 2001.

Correct.

Q3. What title does Tajiri currently hold?

Jericho's face went blank and sat in the chair thinking, Torrie screamed the answer to him but the Diary Room is soundproof.

Does he even hold a title? That has to be a trick question, I have never seen him with it, and I always recognize titles cause I like to make fun of them since none of them are as good as mine. I say he hasn't got any title.

Incorrect. The correct answer is Cruiserweight.

You have failed this weeks task. Your shopping total for next week is £29.00

"Thanks a lot Jericho" said an angry Kurt Angle.

"Hey Come on, who as heard of the Cruiserweight title, it's a joke."

"Well, it isn't funny to me, you cost us £30, you may not be here but we still have to surivive."

Jericho was about to hit Kurt, but Triple H pushed Jericho away.

"Look, fighting isn't going to get us anyway, last just make the night good for Tajiri and Jericho."

"When do you become peacemaker all of a sudden." Said Kurt.

"When you lot started acting like a bunch of kids." Withthat Triple H headed outdoors, Jericho went to get himself a coke and Kurt went to into the Diary Room.

Diary Room.

I can't stand that Jericho, he is getting on my last nerve, normally Im quite a calm guy but even im reaching my limit, I hope he goes tonight for everyone's sake, him and Triple H are the worst ones here, I tell you, you don't really know someone until you forced to live in a house with them, the sooner those to go, the better.

Lita sat in her bedroom, tears running down her eyes, she stared at her photos of Matt and her family.

"Whats the matter, Lita?" Jeff asked. " Is it about the task, if it is,please don't get upset about it, it was a really hard question, you were not to blame."

"Its not about that, I am a bit annoyed but its this whole house, I hate it, I thought it would get better but it hasn't."

"Its only the second week, the first few weeks are always the hardest."

"But whats the point, my mind is going crazy,Im missing my family and Matt, and I wonder why, Im not going to win the money, Im just wasting weeks of my life."

"You might win,and its not a waste, it's a once in a lifetime experience."#

"Not to me, I can't wait to get out of that door, in fact I may not even wait till then."

"What are saying?"

"Im saying I want to leave the house."

Hello welcome back to eviction night, where we reveal who will be going Chris Jericho or Tajiri, At the moment, only Tajiri has packed his things and Jericho seems rather confident as he brushes his hair with only 10mins to go untill the result.

"Hi Chris,How you holding up?"

"Holding up? Steph Im fine, Im confident Im not going tonight."

"Well you thought Booker T would stay but looked what happened."

"Stephanie don't lose faith in me, your getting yourself worked up, you know last night was a great night, maybe we could do it again" said Jericho hopefully.

Stephanie didn't answer to Jericho's proposition.

"I hope you stay." She said shyly.

"Yeah, me too."

Tajiri continue packing a few things as Torrie sat beside him.

"Torrie I want you to know, that I probably will go tonight, but I don't feel bad."

"Don't say that."

"You have to face facts."

"I can't go on without you here."

"Yes you can show them the real Torrie, don't take any crap from the guys or Stephanie, be strong and I hope you make it to the end.

"Ill miss you Tajiri."

Welcome back, the time has come.

Housemates, this is Big Brother this week you voted for Jericho and Tajiri and the public has been voting..

The 2nd superstar to leave the house will be…

Tajiri.

Jericho held his held his heart in relief as the housemates went to hugg the leaving Tajiri.

In the next episode: The Trish/Stephanie relationship reaches boiling point and Jeff organizes a Jenga Tournament.