WWF Big Brother
Episode ElevenToday was Saturday, the night after Kurt Angle's eviction and the exit of Lita, but instead of mourning their loss, the superstars were hyped up about the prospect of a new person coming into the house, the only thing they knew was that he was a he and he was a WWF superstar, Big Brother had told them that he would arrive today but gave no clue to what time, so the housemates were up and ready early tidying the house to welcome his visit.
By midday, the new superstar had yet to arrive and the housemates were getting restless.
"I wonder who it will be?" asked Jeff to the group.
"Do you think they will go for someone really famous or just a midcard person, I mean if they chose a famous person, it would definitely draw in ratings."
"Excuse me, but who is more famous than the me, the Living Legend Chris Jericho." Jericho boasted.
"Yeah and I'm the Billion Dollar Princess, people love me."
"Yeah right." Laughed Triple H.
"What did you say?" Stephanie said jumping up from her seat.
"I think you heard, I said it loud enough, or are you losing your hearing as well as your brain."
"That's it, I want you One on One, I want to kick your ass who over this house." Stephanie threatened.
"Darling, its hard to take your seriously, when you hardly know any wrestling moves, I mean I could poke you and you'd fall down right now." laughed Triple H.
"Not in wrestling, in tennis." Said Stephanie hand on her hips.
"Ok sure but the result will be the same."
"We'll see Hunter, I've been playing tennis since I was five and I have always come out on top."
"That's not the only thing your always on top for." Snapped back Hunter staring down Stephanie.
"Ok, break it up, break it up." Said Jeff, playing peacemaker again.
"Your constant arguing is going to you nowhere."
"Shut up Jeff, tell me I can beat and humiliate him on that tennis court."
"Well, yeah but.." stuttered Jeff.
"Good, see you on the court..Hunter." Stephanie said walking away smugly with Jericho.
The Clock hands turned to 1.00 and the two competitors made their way in the court set up in the garden.
Stephanie walked with Jericho in her "tennis outfit", Jericho grasping her shoulders and sending her words of encouragement.
Triple H then walked up, taking it all in his stride, he hardly viewed Stephanie as a real threat, but just for the fun he stared her down menacingly as he approached the court.
"Stephanie." Hunter nodded.
"Hunter." Stephanie nodded.
"Ok peeps, let's try and make this a fair match." Said Jeff.
"Revenge will be so sweet." Whispered Stephanie.
"Bring it On Princess." Hunter mouthed back.
WHAM, Stephanie hit a killer swerve and the game was underway, the two had no mercy for each other as they battled back and forth, Triple H had his unbeatable power but Stephanie had agility and speed that made up for the power.
They were in the third set, which winning one each, it was Triple H's serve late in the game, if he got this he would lead 2-1.
Commentators.
"Serve by Hunter, into the far corner, Stephanie just reaches it, swings it back near corner, Hunter power-blasts to the far corner but Stephanie was already anticipated the move and brings it right back."
"You know Bob, the reason why this is such a tight match, is because they've played a lot together, being husband and wife and with there money, Sunday afternoon, crumpets and tea followed by a round of tennis, but they never thought it would come too this."
"Hunter hits a low shot, but Stephanie chips it back and it sails past Hunter, Stephanie has won the serve."
" Such quality players at their peak today, they certainly have brought the best out of each today, as you can see Stephanie taking a little break, having a slurp of water whilst Jericho motivates her, what a great team they have been Jericho and Steph, what do you think Bob?"
" Well, lets just see if she can even the score as they come back onto the pitch, anxious faces on Jeff, Chris and Torrie as Steph bounces the ball onto the court, Serve by Stephanie, far corner by Hunter, Stephanie brings it right back, far corner again, back and forth by the two players, Stephanie tries a lob, does she do it? No Hunter jumps up and slams it down RIGHT ONTO STEPHANIE'S FACE, SHE FALLS DOWN AND HITS THE GRASS HARD-OH MY GOD IS SHE OK?"
"I don't know Bob, Jericho and Jeff have ran to her aid, she seems to be grasping her eye in pain and shouting something to Hunter."
"WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO KILL ME!" Stephanie screamed at Hunter, still holding her eye, Jericho gently pulled her hand from her eye but reeled back in horror, surrounding her eye was a big black bruise.
"What's the matter Chris, why are you looking at me like that, what's wrong?"
Stephanie quickly grabbed a mirror from her bag and screamed in horror.
"Look at me, look what you did to me, I look hideous!"
"It doesn't look that bad, it will heal back quickly." Said Torrie.
"Don't patronize me Torrie." She screamed back.
Hunter stood in the background chuckling to himself at the incident; Stephanie spotted him and stormed over to the official Jeff.
"You can't let that point count, you have to give a let!"
"Sorry Stephanie, but according to the rules, it's a fair point, its Hunter's serve."
Hunter smiled back and motioned Stephanie to give him the ball.
"Nooooooooooo!, It isn't fair! It isn't fair!" Stephanie wailed.
"Its Ok, you can get the point back." Said Jericho quietly, a little scared of Stephanie's tantrum.
"Right that's it, you won't to play dirty Fine." Stephanie stormed onto the court and play had resumed.
Commentators.
"Well, it looks like play has resumed with Triple H winning that last point to get the serve."
"Look at her eye, look at Stephanie's eye, can you believe he did that to her!"
"Serve by Hunter, power blasted back by Stephanie, swing into the near corner, lovely backhand by Stephanie, putting all her energy into it, forearm by Hunter, back by Stephanie, Hunter hits it high in the air…SLAM by Stephanie and that's a winning shot, Hunter had no chance..
Would all housemates please come into the house, to welcome their new housemate.
"Whoppee Do!" shouted Jeff, running inside, quickly followed by Triple H, Jericho and Torrie.
"Hey guys, I won the point, its my serve, you can't give up on the game now, Come back!" Stephanie said angrily.
But no one was listening to Stephanie's protests. She relunctedly headed indoors, the five housemates surrounded the diary room doors knowing a new person would come to the house…who it be?
Slowly the door opened and out came…
"Oh my God its..Hurricane Helms." Shouted an excited Torrie.
"Hurricanes the name." Said Hurricane swinging his green cap around and gently kissing Torrie on her hand.
"What a gentleman!" said Torrie who had taken a shine to the Hurricane.
"Hi Hurricane, I'm the Billion Dollar Princess Stephanie McMahon." Reaching forward her hand smiling.
"Holy Batman! What's up with dat?" Hurricane said pointing to her black eye.
Stephanie suddenly burst into tears and ran into her bedroom slamming the door.
"Hi, Im a man who needs no introduction, Im the Living Legend, the first Undisputed Champion."
"Didn't you lose those titles at Wrestlemania to Triple H?" asked Hurricane.
"It was a fluke I tell you, A FLUKE!" Said Jericho scowling.
"Hey, I think I'm going to like you Man." Said Triple H leading Hurricane into the house.
Torrie eagerly followed the Hurricane and gave him the guided tour of the house.
"These are the bedrooms, we have moved around a lot since people left, so you can have your pick at which one you want to stay in."
"And which one are you staying in, my lady of enchantment"
Torrie giggled. "That one" Torrie pointed.
"Then that one it shall be."
Over the next few days, the attention was all focused on the Hurricane, he was someone new to talk too and to have fun with.
Torrie, Triple H and Jeff enjoyed spending time with him but Stephanie and Jericho hated the guy.
"Who does he think he is anyway?" said Stephanie. "Wearing that stupid mask and green cap, trying to be a superhero, its just pathetic."
"Yeah, and how can he judge me on losing my titles, when was the last time he won a title? In fact has he ever won a title? I don't think so."
"Shame we can't nominate him this week, he's definitely got my vote." Snarled Stephanie as she and Jericho watched him tell his superhero tales to Torrie and Jeff.
Nominations.
Would all housemates' assembly in the living-room area for the nominations
This week only five people would take part as Hurricane was excluded since this was his first week.
Chris Jericho Jeff Hardy Triple H
Jeff Hardy Stephanie McMahon Chris Jericho
Stephanie McMahon Triple H Torrie Wilson
Torrie Wilson Stephanie McMahon Jeff Hardy
Triple H Chris Jericho Torrie Wilson
Reasons:
Triple H. Well I choose Chris Jericho, because he is so obnoxious and thinks he is better than everyone else. Torrie she's a nice girl and all but she is not very good at tasks and is rather lazy about helping out with housework and stuff.
Chris Jericho. Jeff Hardy, I've hated him from the start, annoying little toe rag and Triple H because he's been sniffing around Stephanie for a while now and no one makes a fool out of Chris Jericho.
Wow in a shock round everyone has been nominated (excluding Hurricane), so this week, Jericho, Jeff, Stephanie, Torrie and Triple H will be up for the public vote.
Thank you for your nominations, the results will be announced later this week.
Tomorrow was Torrie's birthday and Big Brother had allowed for her to have a party, she decided to have a costume party where everyone had to dress up in fancy outfits supplied by Big Brother along with their own clothes plus they would have to paint their faces.
The preparations for the party arrived on Tuesday Morning and most of the group spent the day decorating the house.
"Who are you going to be tonight?" asked Torrie to Hurricane.
"Who am I going to be tonight? I'm already a superhero, Hurricane Helms."
"But, it's a costume party, you have to dress up as someone different."
"Fine, Ill see what the Hurricane can come up with," Hurricane said pointing to the sky then flying to the bedroom to prepare an outfit.
This is Big Brother. It is now time for the results of the nominations.
"Oh my God, who will it be this week." Squealed Jeff as he sat on the sofa next to Hurricane and Torrie.
"Your have to go this next week." Sneered Jericho to Hurricane.
"The Hurricane fears nothing not even the nominations."
There are five people nominationed this week.
"Five people, but that's all of us!" said Jeff shocked.
There are:
Chris Jericho
Jeff Hardy
Stephanie McMahon
Torrie Wilson and
Triple H
"Wow the public are going to have a hard job deciding this week, well im automatically knocked out cause I'm a Living Legend but they still have four people to choose from." Boasted Jericho.
"Hey, you don't think Ill go" questioned Stephanie.
"Of course not Darling." Said Jericho reassuring Stephanie.
"Well whatever the outcome, Good Luck everyone, we are approaching the end anyway." Said Triple H. "Now lets forget about Friday and concentrate on Torrie's Birthday."
The fact that all of them had been nominated made the process easily, knowing that the chance of them going had decreased and that everyone else was going through the same thing.
The evening came and everyone had dressed up for Torrie's costume party.
Hurricane grudgingly came as Batman and Torrie came as Cat-Woman, but at least Hurricane still was a superhero as he rode in on his Batmobile.
Jericho came as an Egyptian Pharaoh, which gave him an excuse to wear gold clothes and gold jewellary the only colour for a Living Legend, the affect was complete when Stephanie came in as Cleopatra.
Triple H dressed up as the Hulk, Stephanie suggested that he come as King Kong or a big ape since he wouldn't need to wear a costume.
Jeff came up rather short when the costumes came round as he ended up spending the whole evening in a Bunny costume.
The Alcohol arrived and the group ended up getting rather drunk.
"So Torrie is this your best birthday party or what?" cheered Triple H.
"Give her the bumps." Yelled Jeff.
"Even better, throw her naked into the Jacuzzi." Said Jericho.
"No way." Said Torrie.
"Ok if you say so!" said Jeff.
Triple H and Jericho lifted Torrie up high and lead her into the garden, I, 2, 3 SPLASH!
Torrie landed into the Jacuzzi, where Jeff, Triple H and Jericho joined her.
Back in the house, Stephanie sat with Hurricane or for tonight Batman.
"So Batman, what your super-powers?" Stephanie said cuddling up to Hurricane.
"You know Steph, you've done a really good job covering up that black eye with your make-up." Trying to edge away from a drunk Stephanie.
"Come on Batman, have a drink, loosen up."
"Batman doesn't drink, he needs to stay focused." Said Hurricane.
"Come on, Ill show you my super-powers." Said Stephanie trying to kiss Hurricane.
Hurricane gently pushed Stephanie away but he obviously didn't know his own strength as she fell to the floor.
"Steph, are you OK?"
All he got in reply was the sound of Stephanie snoring, as she lay asleep on the floor.
Several hours later, the group decided to go to bed, staggering out of the Jacuzzi, Jericho and Jeff had been hit the worst and after the vomiting explosions, Jeff finally fell onto his bed.
Jericho walked towards the living room and found Stephanie lying on the floor.
"Hey, wake up Steph, stop being stupid, Wake up," said Jericho prodding Stephanie with his foot.
"Its Ok Chris, Ill take care of her." Said Triple H who was the only one who seemed to be able to handle his drink.
Jericho headed to his room and Triple H leant down beside Stephanie.
"Stephanie, Come on Wake up, Wake up."
It was no-use she was sound asleep.
Triple H gently lifted her up, carrying her in his arms walking towards her room, her make-up was smudged, her Cleopatra wig hanged from her head.
He set her down gently on the bed, pulling the covers over her, who would have thought Daddy's Girl would get herself hammered, Hunter thought, gently taking off her Cleopatra wig, allowing her long brown hair to flow across her face.
Looking at her, so delicate, innocent like when he first met her…"Stop it, Hunter, Stop it." He said to himself, Stephanie and him were past, finished, he had to move on, she didn't want him anymore, coming into the house was a bad idea.
But in the back of his mind, he also knew that this could be his or Stephanie's last week and he had desperately wanted to resolve things, yet he was also a proud man, he didn't want to make himself look weak again, remembering how he told Steph he still loved her, Look were that got him.
Triple H looked back at Stephanie who was still sound asleep, he gently kissed her on the forehead then made his way back to his own room.
After helping the birthday- girl Torrie to her room, Hurricane came into the Diary Room.
Hi Big Brother.
Hello Hurricane.
How is your first week going in the Big Brother house?
Well, it's certainly been eventful, I knew it was going to hard coming in so late since the group have already to some degree bonded together, but overall I am enjoying myself. I didn't expect everyone to drink so much but I guess that's just me, seeing Stephanie and Jeff get themselves so drunk was funny.
Id say I'm getting along best with Torrie and Jeff, They have been really supportive, but being a superhero, being as noble as I am, I know not to get involved with Torrie, she does have Tajiri waiting on the outside and he's got a wicked kick, wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of that!
I honestly don't know who will go on Friday, I don't know how the public will react to Jericho and Stephanie, the may want them two to stay, I don't know.
But despite some people giving me the cold shoulder, the Big Brother house is a fun place to be!
In the Next Episode:
Hurricane and Torrie get close plus who will go out of the five?