WWF Big Brother
Episode TwelveHello, Live from the Big Brother Studios where we are packed tonight as the families from five superstars gather round to await the result.
Who will be walking into the studio tonight?
Will it be Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Stephanie McMahon, Torrie Wilson or Triple H.
But first lets find out what happened during today in the Big Brother house.
Friday.
The housemates as usual did not rise early especially after the party last night, Stephanie was still out of it and when Jeff and Jericho finally got up it was with a splitting headache and bad tempers, Jeff went into the Diary Room to plea for aspirin but stern Big Brother said No.
Hurricane and Torrie sat in the garden, Hurricane was wearing his usual Hurricane outfit.
"Its hard to believe that this could be my last day in the house." Said Torrie sadly.
"Never fears, when the Hurricane is here, your such a nice charming lady, you're certain not too go."
"Oh Hurricane, your so sweet, if you hadn't come in after Lita, I don't know what I would have done, you've been the rock that has kept me steady."
" Well, it's my job to save and protect a damsel in distress."
"You know if I do go tonight, you know what would be the perfect present?" Torrie seductively said.
"No what?"
"Well we could go inside…"
" A Brilliant idea, the Hurricane needs a wholesome breakfast to give him strength for the day."
"No I don't mean breakfast, I mean we could go into the bedroom.."
"Ah yes, my hair does need a little more gel to make it streamline."
Torrie sighed, it seems Hurricane wasn't getting her point, she pulled him up by the arm and dragged him into the bedroom.
"Now where is that gel?" Hurricane said rummaging through Torrie's things.
"You don't need your stupid gel," said Torrie pulling him onto the bed.
"Now come on, give a late birthday present." Said Torrie.
"Torrie there are people around, I don't want any of them seeing."
"Hurricane, no-one is going to come in and Stephanie hasn't stirred all night."
Torrie leaned a kissed Hurricane passionately, Hurricane reciprocated but eventually pulled away.
"What's the matter Hurricane, I thought you wanted this?"
"Yeah but don't you have a boyfriend at home, Tajiri?"
"Come on Hurricane, he will never know and anyway I don't want him, I want you, you can't deny the chemistry between us."
"Torrie, you're a really nice and beautiful girl but I just think that we shouldn't do this in the Big Brother house, people nationwide are watching."
"Hurricane, what is with all these excuses, don't you want to go to bed with me?"
"Torrie, I don't want to hurt you, but its time that you knew the truth."
"What are you going on about?"
"Torrie, I'm gay."
Stephanie finally awoke from her bed not in the best of moods after last night, she stumbled into the living room area to find Jericho and Jeff lying half awake on the sofas.
"You guys got any aspirin?"
"No, we already looked, we even asked Big Brother, no can do." Jeff said weakly clutching his head.
Stephanie looked over at Jericho.
"God you look awful." She said jokingly.
"I could say the same thing about you." Jericho joked. " Not such a princess now."
" Well I don't know if you remember guys but today is Friday and we are all up for eviction so you better get yourselves ready, Now i'm going to have a nice long shower, hopefully it will get rid of my migraine, Jericho would you like to come too?"
Jericho tried to get off the sofa but every little move made his body ache.
"Oh my head!" Jericho moaned.
"Wow, you must be really ill to refuse that offer."
Stephanie headed over to the showers and opened the door.
"Fuck, I'm sorry." Stephanie said as she saw Triple H butt-naked climbing out of the shower.
Triple H smiled evilly as he put a towel round his waist.
"Hey Steph, its nothing you haven't seen before, but you missed that."
"Shut up Hunter, I'm not in the mood for your little jokes, my body aches and head is killing me, all I need is a shower."
"Hey sure Steph no problem, Ill just grab my stuff and be out of your way."
Stephanie stared at Triple H confused, why was he being so nice all of a sudden?
Triple H grabbed his stuff and headed out of the room, Stephanie was just about to undress when Triple H opened the door.
"Oh, I thought you'd like to know, that I used all the remaining hot water, sorry I guess your just have to have a cold shower today." Hunter smirked as he quickly closed the door, leaving Stephanie furious.
"Fine you want to play games, just watch me!" she threatened.
" A gay superhero!" said a shocked Jeff.
"He's gay, who would have thought it." Said Triple H.
"Yep, I know and now I've made a fool out of myself, chasing after a gay guy, what is Tajiri going to think?"
"Hey he had us fooled as much as he did you, he's a sly one." Said Jericho.
"I don't understand why he didn't want to tell us before, saved me a lot of trouble, what's he got to hide?" said Torrie.
"Yeah what has he got to hide?" wondered Jeff. " I wonder if he has any other secrets that he's hiding."
So now its approaching 9.00 at everyone is full of nerves tonight, it seems Hurricane has tried to apologize to Torrie for leading her on and not being the one to hold grudges as accepted his apology, but will the rest of the group trust him again?
Now the housemates sit in the living room area awaiting the voice of Big Brother.
Hello this is Big Brother.
"Hello Big Brother." Shouted the housemates.
This week you nominated, Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Stephanie McMahon, Torrie Wilson and Triple H for eviction, the public have been voting and we have reached a result.
The Sixth person to live the Big Brother house will be,
Torrie Wilson.
Torrie jumped up in delight and excitement.
"See you soon Tajiri!" she shouted as the other housemates congratulated her.
Hurricane gave her a big long hug.
"Keep in touch, OK?" said Torrie.
"Of course, Hurricane never lets his friends down."
It had been several hours since Torrie had left the house, and Jeff and Hurricane were feeling depressed.
"Hey cheer up guys, only a few more weeks to go." Said Triple H.
"Yeah I know, but it seems all my friends are slowly going." said Jeff
"Come on, you still have me and Hurricane." Said Triple H patting Jeff's back though to Jeff it was more like a thump.
"Ill tell you what, how about I cook you your favourite dessert tonight."
" What home-cooked Apple Pie using fresh apples." Said Jeff eagerly.
"Erm, yeah sure, whatever you want."
Hunter had never cooked Apple Pie before let alone straight from scratch and he had promised to do it and they did have all the ingredients for the pastry and they had apples so away he went.
Hello and welcome to the "It tastes that Damn Good." The Big Brother Cookery Show with your host Triple H.
"Hello today I'm making homemade Apple Pie straight from scratch, it takes two hours but it will be worth it as my cooking always tastes that Damn Good."
It was late at night and Triple H, Jeff and Hurricane were lying in the living room taking little naps until their pie was ready, it had taken two hours and Triple H was tired out, cooking was hard work, they set a timer which would ring when the pie was ready.
Stephanie and Jericho quietly came out of the bedroom and made their way to the oven.
"This should teach Hunter to make me have a cold shower." Stephanie cackled as she turned the temperature up on the oven.
"Hope you enjoy your burnt pie!" she laughed.
"You are so evil and I love it!" said Jericho as they made their way back into the bedroom.
Triple H was drifting in and out of sleep and suddenly he smelt smoke coming this way.
"Hey guys, what's that smell?" asked Jeff.
"Oh my god, the Pie!" said Triple H.
"Don't worry Hurricane will save the pie!"
Hurricane jumped over the sofa and ran to the oven, putting on oven gloves (he didn't want to burnt his hands) he pulled out the black pie.
"MY PIE!" cried Jeff. "This is not what it is suppose to look like!"
"I don't understand what happened," said Triple H clearing away the smoke. " I swear I put it on the right temperature."
Stephanie and Jericho came out of the bedroom complaining about the smoke.
"Look at my pie, its ruined."
"Do you know anything about it?" questioned Triple H.
"No why would we know anything about it." Smirked Stephanie.
She walked up to look at the pie and secretly smiled.
"Sorry Hunter, I guess your cooking isn't that Damn Good!" she cackled walking back to the bedroom.
Hunter stared at her furiously knowing it was her who had burnt the pie.
In the Next Episode.
The Triple H and Stephanie wars continue plus the house has a new arrival. (and it's not a housemate!)