WWF Big Brother
Episode Thirteen.
The night before, Torrie had left the Big Brother house and now there were only five people left. The numbers were slowly decreasing but the housemates also knew that as each person left, the end was nearer and so was the cash.
The early morning sun shone through the house as the group sat down eating their porridge served by Jeff.
Triple H and Stephanie sat on opposite chairs, if looks could kill, they would both be dead.
Although he had no evidence, Triple H knew Stephanie had burnt his homemade pie and he was plotting his revenge.
Would Chris Jericho please come to the Diary Room.
"I haven't done anything, I swear!" protested Jericho.
"Just go in "
Jericho grudgingly walked towards the Diary Room.
He came back 5min later with a sheet of paper.
"It looks like we have a new task."
"Cool, what is it?" asked Jeff.
Jericho sat down in on the sofa and prepared to read out Big Brother's instructions.
This week, you will have a new arrival in the house. Molly the Labrador. Over the next few days, you will teach her tricks such as sit, paw, lie down and fetch. She will arrive later today and will spend 6 hours a day in the house before being taken home each day.
Fail to teach Molly the dog will result in a £30 loss of your shopping money.
"Brilliant, I love dogs!" said Triple H excitedly.
"I don't believe it, I have to live with that smelly, annoying animal once again, I hate dogs." Snarled Stephanie.
Remembering her experiences with Hunter's dog Lucy.
" And dogs hate you." Replied Triple H.
"I hope it won't be like that disgusting dog Lucy, pooping all over the floor, stinking the place out." Said Jericho.
"We are getting a Labrador, they are adorable!" said Jeff.
"It must be a pretty smart dog as well, having to learn all those tricks, they don't call them Man's best friend for nothing." Said Hurricane.
"Well, I suggest we get these pig sty tidy so the dog feels welcome."
"Operation, Get house tidy for Molly is in progress." Said Hurricane getting to work.
Triple H, Jeff and Hurricane spent the morning tidying up whilst the lazy twosome Stephanie and Jericho spent the morning bitching about the other housemates and the prospect of a dog living with them in the garden.
Around Midday, Triple H sat down with Jeff with a plan in mind.
"Now Jeff, you know your pie last night, it was Stephanie who burnt it."
"What?! My Pie!"
" I know, I know it was a truly evil thing to do, but revenge is sweet, and I have the perfect plan to get her back, but I need your help are you in?"
"Yeah sure, what do I have to do?"
Triple H smiled at his accomplice.
" I know the one thing that Stephanie hates, even more than dogs.." Triple H whispered the plan to Jeff as he nodded along.
Jeff walked into the garden, towards Stephanie and Jericho.
"Stephanie, I just got a message from Big Brother." Said Jeff.
"Why? What the hell do they want?"
"They have sent you a individual task."
"This seems fishy to me, an individual task? They have never done one of those before." Said Jericho.
" If you do this task, you get an extra £20 for your spending money."
Stephanie smiled eagerly. In the Big Brother house £20 was a lot of money.
"What do I have to do?"
"You have to clean out the chicken coop."
"No way, No way, those evil, filthy little birds are out to get me, they should be on my dinner plate, not in the garden. I have forced myself to live with them but no way, am I cleaning them out."
" Yeah, you can't make Steph do something like that!" protested Jericho. "She is way above cleaning chicken coops."
"Everyone is equal in this house, if you don't do it £20 is deducted from the shopping total, we need that money Steph for all the housemates."
"Like I care about you!" laughed Stephanie. "No way."
"Come on Steph, please do it, its only one time, it doesn't take long." Pleaded Jericho, who wanted that £20.
"Please Stephanie, Ill do it with you, you will hardly get your hands dirty." Said Jeff.
"Fine, but it better be quick, I can't stand being around those birds for too long."
Stephanie put on some rubber gloves and made her way to the chicken coop with Jeff. Triple H and Hurricane stood hidden in the background not wanting to be seen by Steph. There was no way they were going to miss this.
They opened up the coop and walk towards the hut.
"Yuck! I can't believe I'm doing this." Moaned Stephanie.
Jeff carried a bucket and opened up the hut, the chickens came squawking out.
"Get them off me! Get them off me! Ahhhhhh, they're flapping around, get them off me!" Stephanie screamed.
"Stephanie, calm down, they are not going to hurt you, with the scene your making, they are probably more scared of you than you are off them."
"Very funny Jeff, lets just get this over and done with, their evil those birds. Evil!"
Jeff handed Stephanie a bucket and Jeff began filling it with used straw, chicken feed and Chicken poop.
"This is so disgusting!" said Stephanie grimacing at the contents of the bucket.
Triple H stood on the outside of the chicken coop, he leaned in and picked up a chicken, it flapped in his arms.
"What the hell are you doing Hunter! Don't you dare put that chicken near me, I'm warning you!"
Hunter laughed and threw the chicken at Stephanie.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, get it away, oh my God Jeff, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
"Stephanie, what are you doing?" Jeff said as he turned around to see Stephanie flying her arms around, scared of the harmless Chicken below her.
Jeff gingerly picked up the bucket and quickly threw the contents over Stephanie.
" Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Stephanie screamed. "Jeff look at me, I'm covered." Stephanie cried, stomping her feet in a tantrum.
"Sorry Stephanie, the bucket just slipped." Jeff quietly laughed, giving the thumbs up to Triple H.
"Stephanie, what happened? You seem to have got yourself in a frightful mess." Laughed Triple H.
Stephanie cried out in rage and ran into the house.
"Good job, Jeff, you totally covered her."
"That should teach her for messing with my pie!" said Jeff giving high fives to both Triple H and Hurricane.
Would Triple H please come to the Diary Room to collect Molly.
"Whoopee Do!" shouted Jeff. The housemates sat in the living room. Stephanie and her sidekick Jericho scowled at Triple H and Jeff. Stephanie wore a new outfit after the last was ruined, her hair wet from the shower, her face filled with an evil scowl.
"Come on Steph, cheer up, Molly has arrived." Said Hurricane.
" Shut up you so called Superhero."
Triple H lead Molly in on a little lead, she bounced around happily enjoying the attention.
"She's so cute, aren't you my little Molly, you are so cute." Said Triple H with a baby voice.
"This is sickening." Said Stephanie.
"Now Steph, you can't bad-mouth or hurt Molly, she has feelings too and if you do your have Big Brother to answer too as well as me."
"Not after the Animal Protection companies have a word as well" Jeff added.
"Oooooo, I'm so scared." Said Stephanie sarcastically.
Stephanie and Jericho left the room as Triple H, Jeff and Hurricane patted and stroked the dog.
"Come on boy, do you know how to sit, come on sit girl, sit."
The dog remained standing, wagging its tail at its owners.
"Come on Sit. Sit girl. Come on Molly Sit." Said Jeff, making hand motions, but the dog remained still.
"This is going to be a hard task." Said Jeff.
Monday had arrived, the day of the nominations over the past day, Triple H, Jeff and Hurricane had worked with Molly and they had managed it get her to sit and paw, but she still hadn't managed to lay down, play dead or fetch.
Stephanie and Jericho had a clear mind as to who they were going to nominate after the chicken incident but how would the other housemates vote?
Chris Jericho Triple H Jeff Hardy
Hurricane Chris Jericho Stephanie McMahon
Jeff Hardy Chris Jericho Stephanie McMahon
Stephanie McMahon Jeff Hardy Hurricane
Triple H Hurricane Chris Jericho
Reasons.
Triple H. Chris Jericho is an asshole. End of story. Hurricane is a nice guy and all but you see I want to keep Stephanie around so I can play more tricks on her. The chicken thing was hilarious; no I'm not finished with her yet so it had to be Hurricane.
Stephanie McMahon. Jeff because it is hard to believe he just accidentally slipped and poured that bucket on the top of me. It was utterly disgusting and the smell was awful. He will pay for that.
Hurricane is just stupid pretending he is a superhero and all that, your probably wondering why I didn't pick my ex-husband Hunter, you see that was my original plan but then I thought, if he goes then I will never get revenge, that cookery thing was just a warm-up, I've got much bigger plans for Hunter. Much bigger.
So come Friday it will be Jericho, Jeff, Hurricane and Stephanie up for eviction. If Stephanie had gone with her original choice and picked Triple H, he would be up instead of Hurricane.
Will she regret her decision?
Chris Jericho sat with Molly in the garden trying to teach her how to fetch unsuccessfully.
"Come on you Stupid dog fetch!" he bellowed at Molly. But she remained still wagging her tail.
"Don't you wag your tail at me, you stupid dog, you're so useless!"
Jericho picked the ball and threw it onto the garden.
The dog remained still.
"Come on fetch, run over their pick up the ball and bring it back, its simple! Or can't your little tiny brain master that!"
The dog remained still wagging its tail at Jericho.
" I bet you find this so funny, well you know what, you are going to learn Molly, because I want that money for the final week, so I can lots of food and alcohol for when I win Big Brother, and where are you going to be? That's right, stuck in a pen somewhere in some Dog home, because nobody loves you, nobody loves you, nobody loves you." Jericho chanted staring the dog right in the eye.
"Now fetch the god damn ball!"
Jericho shouted throwing the ball into the garden.
The dog remained still wagging its tail.
"COME ON, YOU STUPID DOG!"
Jericho calmed himself down before he did something he might regret.
"Now look Molly, I've taken time out of my day to help you and I really want that money, because I want lots of nice food and alcohol for my party when I win Big Brother and win a million pounds, so come on, why don't help us out and learn all he tricks including fetch, come on you're a smart dog, aren't you Molly, show us what your made of!"
Jericho threw the ball one last time.
AND SHOCKINGLY…MOLLY REMAINED STILL.
"Right that's it!"
Jericho grabbed the Molly by the corner and lead her indoors opening the stock room door, he lead Molly in.
"Now you stay in here and think about what you did and what will become of you if you don't fetch!" Jericho said slamming the stock room door.
Molly remained in the stock room wagging her tail happily.
"Hey Stephanie, have you seen Molly anywhere, I thought we could practise but she left."
"No, I think Jericho was trying to teach her fetch, stupid dog."
Jeff walked into the garden, but stopped in his tracks when he heard something coming from the Stock room.
"What was that?" he asked himself.
Suddenly he heard barking and yapping coming from the Stock room.
"Molly!, Its Ok Molly we will get you out of there, stay strong, help will be here in the second, your be alright, Stephanie, get help now!"
Jeff stayed by the door soothing a frantic Molly, Stephanie ran to find Jericho.
Jericho ran in to find Jeff sitting by the stock room door.
"Jericho, how could you? She's an innocent little dog, trapped in there, come on help me open the door."
Jericho felt a pang of remorse, and together he and Jeff tried to force the door open but it was no use.
STAND BACK! THERES A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!
Hurricane's music blared through the speakers and as quick as lighting, Hurricane sped into the room.
"Stand back people, this is a case for the Hurricane."
Hurricane tried to bash open the door, but it didn't budge.
"Come on team, our force combined will save Molly."
Jeff, Jericho and Hurricane ran out the door, but they each fell to the floor in the plan.
"Ok, time for Plan B, stand back, this could be dangerous."
Everyone moved back as Hurricane walked towards the door, he leaned and pushed on the doorknob and in a second the door opened.
"Wow, you saved Molly!"
Hurricane smiled as Molly jumped into his arms, licking his face.
"You're my hero." Said Jeff.
"Just another day at work." Said the Hurricane.
Today was Tuesday and the housemates wondered who would be up for nomination, this would be the last eviction before the end, then next week would be the last week, the public would start voting for who they want to win, the person with the least votes would leave on Thursday, the other three would wait till Friday for the final result.
Would the housemates please assembly in the living room area for the results of the nominations.
The housemates assembled into the living room for the last nominations, to show a sense of unity they all held hands.
" If you think about it, we are all winners anyway, we are the final five." Said Triple H.
Four people have been nominated this week.
There are in alaphetical order.
Chris Jericho
Hurricane
Jeff Hardy
And… Stephanie McMahon
Chris Jericho glared at Stephanie, whilst Jeff and Hurricane congragulated Triple H.
"Hi man, your in the final four!" said Jeff. "How do you feel?"
"Pretty chuffed, but you could make it too."
"Yeah, we will see."
The group disassembled and Jericho followed Stephanie into the garden.
" Thanks a lot Stephanie, thanks a lot."
"What, we are both up you know."
"Whom did you vote for?" Jericho said angrily.
"Jeff Hardy and Hurricane." Stephanie said weakly.
"I knew it, you bitch, we agreed that we would vote Jeff and Triple H, now because of you voting Hurricane, Triple H is in the final four, he could win, you know, its that what you want?"
"You can't dictate who I vote for Jericho, it's against the rules, and I know what I'm doing Ok?"
"Yeah whatever Steph, you could be gone come Friday, yeah that was a good plan."
"Whoever we picked, me and you would have been up, its up to the public to decide."
"You know what I think?"
"What?"
"I think you want to get back with your ex-husband."
"Don't be ridiculous Chris, we'll a team."
" He obviously wants you and you've spent the last two days fixating about him."
"He tricked me and helped to cover me with chicken crap, you know I cleaned that dump but did I get that money, No, because it wasn't an official task, it was a trap and I'm not going to let that pass by, not by me the Billion Dollar Princess, I want him in this house so he gets wants coming to him."
"Well, lets just hope we are in this house too."
"Of course we will Chris." Said Stephanie, kissing him gently on the lips.
"Now, come with me, I have a prefect plan for Hunter tonight."
It was late at night, most of the superstars were asleep, apart from Stephanie and Jericho who had sneaked into the bedroom.
"What are you up too Stephanie?"
"Shhh, be quiet."
Stephanie went to Hunter's suitcase and looked through his things.
"What are we looking for?"
Stephanie didn't answer but continued looking, finally she pulled out a full toothpaste tube.
"Take this into the bathroom, now, I will be there in a sec."
Jericho went into the bathroom, Stephanie rummaged further and pulled out a family photo album.
" I think Ill keep this." She thought as she placed the album under her arm and left the room.
Stephanie met Jericho in the bathroom.
"What the fuck are you going to do with a tube of toothpaste?"
"It's a little trick I learned at University, we are going to replace the toothpaste with this." Stephanie said, showing Jericho a tube of facial cream.
Jericho laughed.
"He might get his teeth clean with that, Steph, its brilliant." Jericho kissed Stephanie passionately placing his hands on her hips.
"Chris..We got plenty of time for that later." She giggled. "Now lets get to work."
"This is so going to make up for the chicken thing, I can't wait to see him tomorrow morning, happily going to brush his teeth, when BAM, his ex-wife gets her revenge." Jericho laughed.
"Chris, Darling this is just the beginning."
In the Next Episode
Will Triple H fall for Stephanie's trick? And Molly is put to the test.
The last eviction before the final night. Who will be left in the final four? Find out next week.