"Hello!" A girl walked in front of the camera. Her outfit was a cheap rip-off of the 'Crocodile Hunter's' Australian outback getup. Her red hair was in the classic Sailor Moon hair-do, thou not nearly as long as the ditzy super heroine's. "I am Melyn Tenshi, the Otaku and I shall be your host for the Slayers Survivor game! Brought to you by the friendly people at the Seiryuu Bar and grill, don't forget to tip your waitress!
"We have gathered together twelve members of the Slayers cast. We will strand them on an abandoned island located in the depths of my closet, where we will do unspeakable things to these poor unsuspecting people. Like make them eat raw food and bugs, drink unsanitary water that most likely will have some sort of fatal disease in it, they will be rained on and might be voted off the island, but probably the cruelest thing we will do is force them to compete for immunity. These people will nearly kill themselves and those around them to insure they stay on the island and can't be voted off. This shall be done all in the hopes of winning one million dollars!
"We shall divide the twelve people into two teams or, as we will call them "Tribes." The names of the two teams are as follows: The Pepsi team and the Coca-cola Team.
"The Slayers who have been chosen to compete for food, water, sleeping space and immunity are: Lina Inverse, the fire throwing sorceress; Gourry Gabriev, the mercenary swordsman; Amelia Wes Tesla Saillune, the ever perky princess of justice; Zelgadis Graywords, who reportedly started up a coffee chain; Xellos Metallium, the trickster priest; Fillia Ul Copt, the golden dragon priestess and owner of the famous 'Mace and Pottery' shop; Naga the White Serpent, a busty rival sorceress to Lina Inverse and the princess of Saillune; Valgauv, the ancient Ryuzoku who is out to bring the world back to chaos; Rezo the Red Priest, a priest who resurrected Shabraningdo; Kopii, Rezo's emotionally disturbed clone; Hellmaster Phibrezzo, the ten-year-old master of hell; and lastly Zangulus, The husband to Martina Na...Something something and the official stalker of Gourry Gabriev!"
Melyn smiled wickedly. "That is our cast. Join us next time when we introduce everyone and spilt them apart and... well, you've seen the show! So We'll see you next time on 'Slayers Survivor'!"
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* Melyn walks out dressed up like Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls*
I do not own anything but Melyn. Everything else is owned and copyrighted by their respected owners. I am not one of the respected owners. I am not even one of the not-so-respected owners. I don't even own this outfit I am wearing. Again, I own myself, that is Melyn for I am Melyn and that is all I own.
This is my disclaimer. The statement in which I say on how I do not own anything. That is except for Melyn. Please don't sue. For I am broke. If you choose to sue me you will get no money for I don't have any.