After a lot of pressure from Rouge, my sister, Chapter two is finally up! I hope you somewhat like this story. It's not the most original idea but, oh well. I can't complain. At least I have ideas.

I know what you are saying to yourself. Oh for the love of Shabraningdo/Ceiphied / L-sama why? Well the answer is simple, I don't know either. If you know why I am doing this please tell me. I am in the dark here. I actually saw other Survivor parodies but no Slayers Survivor parodies. So I guess that is why I am doing this.

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Day 1

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So where's this resort?" Lina Inverse held up a brochure stating she and three others had one a free vacation at a new luxury resort on the beautiful Chaos Island.

The sorceress genius wore a pink bikini and a wrap-around pink skirt. On her feet she had a pair of sandals. All she had with her was a beach bag. A towel was poking out of the top.

"What a perfect place for a resort!" Amelia gasped. She wore a white bikini and also held a beach bag. "I can't wait to just relax!" She sighed.

The two men with them, who just happened to be Gourry Gabriev and Zelgadis Greywords , nodded in agreement. Both wore more clothing than both girls. Zelgadis was in his normal attire. Gourry wore a tank-top and a pair of jean shorts.

It seemed all were oblivious to the camera filming them from behind the bushes.

The crew sat down on the white sand. "We don't have to be there until later tonight." Lina sighed and stretched. "Lets stay here for an hour or --"

"Miss. Lina!" The golden dragon known as Fillia ran up to the group, shock was apparent on her face. "What are you doing here?"

"We won a free weekend at this resort here." Lina smiled "You here because of the resort too?"

"NO!" Fillia snorted. "Leave it to you humans to ruin a sacred shrine."

"Sacred shrine?" Amelia stared at the dragon blankly.

"Yes! A golden dragon sent me a letter telling me this was one of the purest places in the world. I came here to be purified."

"I'm starting to believe we were set up...it's like someone wanted us here..." Lina pondered the reasons why.

"It's like we were sent here to double cross each other for a large sum of money all for the enjoyment of people watching us on TV!" Gourry shouted and stood up.

"Baka." Lina bopped him on the head. "Why would you think up something as idiotic as that?"

"Konichiwa!" A mockery sing-song voice rang out and the mysterious priest popped out of no where.

"Namagomi!" Fillia swung her mace at Xellos "Why are you here?"

Xellos smiled and wagged his finger. "Sore wa himi-GAAA" Zelgadis' hands tightened around the mazoku's neck.

"If you were smart, I wouldn't finish that sentence." Zelgadis growled through clenched teeth.

"Oh for the love of Shabraningdo..." A man in a red dress sighed.

"Hello Rezo." Lina mumbled. "By any chance were you told there was a cure for blindness here?" Rezo nodded.

"Damn." A voice cured from behind Rezo. "Why must I always be you shadow?" Kopii groaned and rubbed his aching temples.

"Hello Mr. Kopii!" Amelia smiled at the man that once tried to kill her. "Why are you here?"

Kopii groaned and pulled out a piece of paper. "Someone with bad handwriting sent this to me stating this island held the cloned pokemon from that movie. I thought I could rule over them." No one wanted to know any more. The entire thought of rodents shooting people was sickening enough.

"Hohohoho!" Everyone shuttered as Naga entered. "Is this the hot spring resort with free booze?"

"Lina Inverse!" The aqua haired bishonen hissed, not giving anyone a chance to correct Naga's thoughts on this island. "Why are you here?!"

"Hello Val." Lina half waved. "Same as you. We were tricked."

"No!" Valguav pulled out a sheet of paper. "Guav-sama sent me this letter and told me to wait for him here!" He handed the letter over to Lina with a smug smile.

Lina sweat dropped as she noticed the paper was pink and smelt of perfume. The handwriting was definitely not Guav's, that is unless Guav wrote in bubbly letters and dotted the 'I's' with hearts. "Val. You've been dooped."

Laughter rang throughout the area as Phibrezzo appeared. "Life is much more interesting when you get together!" He laughed.

"Why are you here?" Lina sighed. She popped an aspirin.

"I saw a trail of jellybeans and couldn't resist following." Phibrezzo smiled.

"Weren't you ever taught not to eat what's on the ground?" Amelia made a face.

"No."

"So everyone's here!" The girl from the previous chapter bounced out of the jungle.

Everyone groaned as they saw her. "Go away Melyn. Haven't you caused us enough mental anguish to last a lifetime?" Rezo groaned. (If your curious on why these people know Melyn, read Slayers Melee. You'll understand.)

Melyn stood in a daze. She was obviously thinking this question over. "Nope, not yet. So now I'm going to do the biggest oxymoron I can think of! Reality Anime!"

"Please tell me this is all one bad dream." Zel bashed his head against a palm tree.

Melyn smiled sweetly and explained the entire last chapter to the cast. After about an hour of explaining everything at least twice to Gourry she held up the immunity idol, 'Zamagustar'.

"I'm not touching that." Lina huffed. "And I refuse to fight for it."

Gourry held his hand in the air. "Melyn! I counted us and there is only eleven! Don't we need twelve?" This game sounded like fun to the jelly fish brain.

"I nabbed the last player when I got Zamagustar!" Melyn smiled and pulled a tied up and gagged Zangulus from the jungle. "See! Twelve!"

"Do we have to do this?" Amelia sighed

"Yes."

"What do we get?"

"One million gold coins." Melyn giggled. "And there's no way off. I made sure Magic doesn't work here and if you want off or are voted off you have to swim for shore."

Melyn held up a sheet of notebook paper. On the back it stated 'Science Homework'. "Ok the first 'tribe' is the Pepsi tribe. The people in that are: Lina, Fillia, Zelgadis, Zangulus, Rezo and Phibrezzo. The second tribe is the Coka-cola tribe. The people on that are: Gourry, Amelia, Xellos, Naga, Val and Kopii. Now each tribe gets one camera person."

Two people stepped out of the woods, each of them held up a camcorder. The first person was a cat girl known as Rhikat. She was the camera person of the Pepsi tribe. The second person was someone not mentioned in previous Slayers fics. His name was Duo Maxwell (Yes the dude from Gundam Wing. As a cruel twist of fate, both he and Melyn met and are now currently dating. ^.^ Neah Neah he's mine! *sticks out tongue.*). He would be the camera person for the Coka-cola tribe.

Melyn waved goodbye as each team made there way to different sides of the island. "We meet tomorrow for the first challenge!"

Day 1, the Pepsi tribe.

Lina huffed as she searched the beach. "Where are our tents?"

Rhia smiled and held up the camera, "I'm sorry. From what I've heard about this game, you get absolutely nothing. No help whatsoever." (Melyn would like to comment now on the truth. She has not seen one episode of survivor. In fact she hates the notion of this 'reality TV phenomenon that has swept threw the country. She does remember hearing the players were allowed to salvage items from the ship or whatever. Melyn just decided it would be much more fun to make them have only what they brought. Of course she tricked them into coming so they have only the close on their backs.)

"When I get my hands on that little..." Lina growled. Rhia decided this was a good time to hear the rest of the cast' opinions on what is going on.

"Fillia!" Rhia smiled and walked over to the dragon maiden who was currently hanging her cloak in a tree. "Tell the viewer what you are up to!"

Fillia smiled and pointed at what she was doing. "Hello! I am making myself some shelter! I know it won't do much right now, except block the sun. I am hoping to take the capes from my other teammates and we can share a make-shift tent."

"Smart, Fillia very smart." Rhia turned and headed for Rezo. "Hello Rezo! What are you doing?"

Rezo groaned "Leave me alone. I really don't like you."

"I'll go away for the moment when you tell me your thoughts on everything."

Rezo pointed at his jingly staff. "All right all you loyal Slayers fans. " He said with a mock cheerful voice. "Right now I am plotting the best way to hurt the camera girl and the host! After I beat them both down with my staff I shall swim for shore. If I don't make it, oh well. At least my suffering will be over." He smiled and made a rude gesture with his fingers at Rhia.

Rhia grumbled some incoherent words and made her way to Zelgadis and Zangulus. "Hello boys! What cha doin?"

Zelgadis and Zangulus looked up from cleaning their swords. Zelgadis was the one to speak first. "We figured we should try t catch some food."

Zangulus held up his sword. "Yep. To escape from this death-trap island we need strength and to get strength we need to eat."

"What will you two try to catch?" Rhia adjusted her camera to a more comfortable position.

"Fish." Both said in unison.

"And how will you cook it?" Rhia decided to be nice and hint off skills they would need to just live. She did this just to prove she was, in fact, a nice person.

Zelgadis and Zangulus just stared at one another. "Uh...we were planning on using a fireball..." Zelgadis cleared his throat. "I guess we still have bugs to work out."

Rhia shrugged and walked over to Phibrezzo. "Hey short stuff. What are you doing?"

The ten year old master of hell looked up at Rhia. "Nothing." He smiled. "You see, I'm Mazoku and as a Mazoku I only need negative emotions to survive. With all the bad stuff happening to us today I am having a feast while the others starve."

Rhia smiled wickedly. "You do realize those 'jelly beans' you ate are really magical beans that turn Mazoku's human for at least fourteen days." (Again Melyn would like to state how little she knows about Survivor. I don't remember exactly how long the game was, but it will be very short in this fic.)

Phibrezzo gulped. "Please tell me your kidding."

Rhia shook her head. "I'm afraid I am not. If you were smart I would find something useful to do." This would be a most interesting time. It would be even more fun considering the fact Rhia would be staying in a luxury hotel eating all the best cuisine as everyone else starved and froze.

Day 1, The Coka-cola team

Duo smiled as he watched the Coke team bicker with each other. "Hello everyone!" He waved. "I'm Duo Maxwell!"

"Hi Duo! I'm Gourry Gabriev!" The blond swordsman walked up to the person he had yet to really meet. "So your friends with Melyn and Rhia?"

"Yep! I'm Melyn's boyfriend." He smiled happily as everyone else gasped in surprise. "People say we have a lot in common!" He smiled sweetly. "Enough about her though, I've got to get to work!" Duo walked over to Val. "So what are you doing?"

Val snorted as he saw the camera. "I am sitting on the beach. What does it look like I'm doing?"

"Umm...Do you have any strategies?"

"Strategies?!" Valguav laughed. "All I want is to kill that thing you are dating!"

"Um...Ok...I'm going over there now..." Duo quickly moved away from the Ryuzoku and headed or Kopii. "Hello! What are you doing?"

Kopii looked up at him and frowned. "I'm trying to think up the best plan to win. I know Rezo will try to win and I won't let him!" Kopii began to laugh uncontrollably.

"That's a good attitude for a game like this..." Duo slinked over to Amelia and Naga. "Hello ladies. How are we doing?"

Amelia smiled. "Hello Duo! Gracia and I have set up a peace treaty and we promise to work together."

"Amelia." Naga sighed "I think this show likes to call a peace treaty an alliance." The white serpent smiled up at Duo. "We plan to share food and shelter and promise not to vote either one off the island."

"Ooh! I think this is the first alliance on the island!" Duo smiled at the two girls and headed for Xellos. "Hello!"

Xellos smiled. "Konichiwa!"

"May I ask what you are doing?"

Xellos wiggled his finger. "Sore wa himitsu desu!"

Duo sighed and walked away. "I really hope the other team is just as crazy as this."

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This took me such I long time to write. Not because of writers block or anything. I just got lazy. If people like it I will continue. If you don't I will stop and only write this for the sole enjoyment of my sister. With that said, please review if you like... Idea's on how Survivor is done is nice too.

Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers nor do I own Survivor.