Ooh! It's chapter three! I can't sleep and it's all icky and stormy outside, so I'm going to risk a power failure and do this! Boy am I dumb or what? Thank you everyone who has been reviewing! I really love reviews. (And I still have no clue on how Survivor is done...oh well.)

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Day 2- The Pepsi Tribe

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"Good morning ya good for nothing wench!" Lina growled into the camera. "Well, it is the second day on the island of hell and I was voted to be this morning's spokes person." Lina sighed. "I have no clue what to tell you people except YOUR ALL SICK!!"

Rhia thought a few possibilities over "Well, how did your night go?"

"HOW DID OUR NIGHT GO?!?!" Lina screamed and stood up "We are on a beach! I have sand in places I don't even want to know! I am only in a bikini!"

"So you slept just fine."

Lina blinked. "SLEEP?! I didn't sleep! I was worried some wild animal would eat me all night long! My pillow was a rock! It was cold!"

"So what's for breakfast?" Rhia enjoyed pushing Lina's buttons.

Zel cleared his throat and answered that question. " Uh, well we didn't get a fire going yet...uh, right now we are eating palm leaves."

Rhia nodded and suppressed a laugh. (Her breakfast consisted of pancakes, eggs, orange juice and a muffin, just in case you were wondering.) "How's the shelter?"

Fillia smiled. She was obviously proud of her work. "It was wonderful! Rezo decided to give up his cloak and robes so the both of us had a nice place to sleep."

"Yeah, uh-hu, sleep. That's what you did all night..." Lina snorted.

As Fillia blushed Rhia changed the subject. "So what is the red priest wearing now?"

"I happen to be wearing my swimming shorts." Rezo said as he munched on a palm leaf. His swimming trunks were red.

Rhia moved on. "So Zangulus, are you ready for today's immunity challenge?"

"Why should I look forward to more humiliation?" Zangulus snorted.

"It will be fun! Exciting! New! You get to challenge Gourry..."

Zangulus jumped to his feet. "When is it?!"

"Noon." Rhia walked over to the last member of the Pepsi Tribe. "So, are you helping out yet, short stack?"

"Shut up." Phibrezzo growled as he rubbed two sticks together in pathetic attempts to start a fire.

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Coka-cola Tribe

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"Three cheers for Mr. Gourry!" Amelia jumped up and down. "Not only did he build us a shelter he also built a fire!"

Gourry looked up from the fire he was feeding and smiled. "It's not like I was in Boy Scouts for nothing!"

Duo looked around the campsite. "Where's Xellos?"

"Getting breakfast." Amelia pointed out to the ocean where Xellos stood. His staff was held high over his head. Every once in a while the staff would hit the water hard and splash the mazoku. After that the air was filled with wild curses to the fish Xellos didn't catch.

Duo sweat-dropped as Xellos grew so frustrated he screamed and continually beat the water. "So...Where are Kopii and Valguav?"

"Since Xellos is catching us fish, they decided to catch other wildlife." Amelia smiled.

Duo sighed and thought up another question to ask the princess. "Amelia, do you trust your fellow teammates?"

"Of course I do! If I can't trust those people who are fighting with me who can I trust? We all must rely on each other. If we don't we will never prevail!" Amelia continued on and on and on and she finally turned her 'teamwork' speech into one of her famous 'justice speeches.

Naga leaned over as all this was going on. "I'm going to dump the brat the first chance I get. She slows down the team and is annoying. I can never win if I keep an alliance with her."

"SKAWEEE!!!" A black pig wearing a yellow bandana race out of the jungle and threw the campsite. Following the piglet closely were Val and Kopii.

"Come back here piggy piggy!" Val screamed as he tried to tackle down the pig. He barely missed. Kopii swung his staff at the creature he hoped to call dinner. He too missed and the piglet ran back into the woods.

"Funny." Duo pondered out loud. "That piglet looks strangely familiar..."

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Day 2; First Immunity Challenge

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"Hello!" Melyn waved to the two tribes as they walked onto beach. Rhia and Duo moved to stand next to the host of the game. Around Melyn's neck hung Zamagustar (she put it on a chain). "How is everyone?" She sipped her non-alcoholic Pina Colada.

"I'm good!" Gourry was the only one to answer the question in a positive manner. (He was also the only one who had an answer that could be posted and kept the rating down)

"Ok! This is our first immunity challenge." Melyn snapped her fingers and a waiter appeared from no-where-in-particular. She ordered a basket of onion rings and mozzarella sticks as Rhia and Duo ordered drinks. "The first immunity challenge will be simple and it's not a hazard to your health, like the rest of the challenges.

Ok, I am making up my own rules so, whoever gains immunity gains immunity for their tribe. I think it will be shorter if we just do it that was and no bonus games which involve letters from home or a banquet dinner."

The cast began to drool as the waiter returned and set the food on the table where Rhia and Duo sat. The two munched on their food and purposely taunted the starving people with yummy eating noises.

"Hello!" Melyn waved her arms in the air and regained their attention. "Whoever looses votes a tribal member off and then, whoever is voted off, you have a long swim ahead of you."

"So what's your stupid task?" Lina growled

"This!" Melyn uncovered a poster board she stole from the eye doctor. "Ok! You read off the smallest line you can while standing five hundred feet back! I want you to line up starting with the Coke tribe then Pepsi then Coke than Pepsi and I think you get the picture."

The tribes lined up starting with Valguav. "The smallest line?"

"Yep!" Melyn sat at the table and munched as she took out her pen and pencil to write down what letters he would say.

"Uh..." Val squinted. "Z...ah...F...Q...I...D...L...K?"

Melyn scribbled down what he said. "Good...next!"

Lina stepped up. "E! F! O! H! I! M! K!"

Melyn wrote down the name of a good eye doctor to give to Lina after the challenge. "Good! Next!" She ate another mozzarella stick as Duo ordered some ribs.

Amelia walked up. "J! U! S! T! I! C! E!" Melyn sweat dropped and crossed Amelia's name off the list.

Phibrezzo walked up with a knowing smile. "E!" He read off the largest letter on the board.

Naga laughed as she walked up. "This is easy! C! F! Q! I! D! N!"

Melyn cleared her throat, "And?"

"And what?"

Melyn sighed and ate some more. "Your said only six of the seven...oh never mind..." Melyn smiled and ordered a plate of nacho's "Next!"

Zel walked up and said his seven letters. He was followed by Kopii and then Zangulus.

"Ok Xellos! What letters do you see?"

"Sore wa himistu desu!" The mazoku wiggled his finger

"Xellos, you do realize that if you don't read the letters off you get kicked off and then you swim for shore." Melyn sweetly smiled and decided it was fair to give the bishonen mazoku one more chance.

Xellos growled and put on a pair of glasses that were taped together. "G, F, I, K, M, B, T." He took off his glasses and blushed as he walked away.

Fillia laughed as she went up. "Stupid Namagomi's blind!" She mocked.

"Hey!" Rezo pouted. He took great offence from that comment.

"Due to Rezzy's hurt feelings!" Melyn shouted. "I declare Fillia is disqualified from this challenge and has to apologize to Xellos and then to Rezo!"

Fillia sulked over to the now smug looking mazoku. "Sorry." She snorted and walked over to Rezo. "I really didn't mean to hurt your feelings Rezo-san."

"Good!" Melyn smiled and ate some more, just to piss everyone off more. "Gourry! Your up!"

Gourry smiled as he looked at the board. "A! B! Uh...9! 2! Q! K! S!

Melyn sighed and crossed Gourry's name off as well. "Jellyfish brains. Ok Rezo! GO!"

"This isn't funny and I refuse to go along with your stupid eye test." Rezo growled. "And I thought Fillia's comment was bad."

"Why not?" Melyn whined.

"I'M BLIND YOU FRICKIN' MORON!!!" Rezo screamed and pointed at his eyes. "BUT TO APPEASE YOU TWISTED LITTLE MIND FINE! Y! N! Q! D! R! S! T!"

Melyn's jaw hit the ground. "And the winner is...Rezo..."

"What?"

"Those were the letters..."

Rezo scratched his head. "I'll be damned."

"I guess this means one of the Pepsi tribe leaves tonight."

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Tribal Counsel

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"Hi everybody!" Melyn sat down in front of six torches. The Pepsi tribe greatly wished those burning rods, (which were actually those lawn torches used to keep bugs away) would fall on Melyn and burn the annoying one to death. "What you will be doing is going over to that jar," She pointed to a golden vase that resembled to the point of scary that captain of the ship in a TRY episode. (You know the one.) "And at that jar you will write out the name of the person you want off. After that I will tally up the votes and someone leaves!"

Naga stood to cast her vote and Melyn stopped the busty woman. "I forgot to mention, say the reason why you want that person off!"

One by one the Pepsi tribe trickled up to the jar and cast their votes. Once everyone voted Melyn went over to the jar and brought it back to her spot. She reached into the jar and pulled out one slip of paper. "One vote for Val." She reached in and pulled out another. "One for Amelia" Again. "Xellos." Again. "Val." Again. "Amelia." Melyn didn't reach for the last piece of paper. "Now we are tied. Two for two. The last vote could --"

"Get on with it!"

Melyn gulped and reached in. She pulled out the paper. "So that's were the free pint of Ben and Jerry's went..." Melyn stuffed the coupon in her pocket and grabbed the actual last vote. "And the loser is...Miss. Amelia!" Melyn stood up and applauded like it was the Academy Awards.

"What?!" Amelia jumped up. "That's bull--"

"Now now, Amelia. The tribe has spoken." Melyn put her arm around the princess. "Just be thankful you don't sink, like Zelgadis would!" Two monkey men came into the tribal area and picked up Amelia. They proceeded to toss the princess down the cliff into the overlooking lagoon (in which Melyn hoped did not dry up due to the lack of rain they had there for the past few weeks. If it did dry up, that would be a hell of a mess to clean...)

Melyn picked up Amelia's torch and threw it off as well. "I hope you had fun!" She called down to the princess. Suddenly this game didn't to safe anymore...

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Ooh! Who would have though Amelia would be the first to go? Well, in Survivor tradition with the credits what each person voted!

Naga: "Snotty little sister...I'll teach her to take the one guy I want..."

Gourry: "Um...I'm voting for Amelia because she is the smartest of us and she would be a good leader of the group. (it seems Gourry didn't get it...*sigh*)

Amelia: "I'm voting for Mr. Valguav because he tried to kill me and...stuff..."

Valguav: "I hate you, Xellos!" *sticks out tongue*

Xellos: "Well, because I over used my little catch phrase today, I'm going to say this instead. "I'm not telling! Nah nah nah!" *childishly taunts the camera*

Kopii: "I still think it is rude to point."

Credits:

Made by, Melyn!

Casting by, Melyn

Costumes by, Melyn

Immunity challenge by, Melyn

Camera 1, Rhia

Camera 2, Duo

Rights to the actual Survivor, Others