"Hello erm, Diary,
I'm Draco Lucius Paris Malfoy, son of the infamous Lucius Malfoy.
That is, by the way, also the man who bought you. Not that you mind, of
course.
Well, this is a bit awkward for me, because I have never had a diary before and why would I need one in the first place? I haven't got control issues like that Weasley girl had. I don't need someone to talk to. But apparently my father thought I did. I wonder why though?
Anyway, I'll tell you something more about myself. I come from a strange family. My mother's addicted to shopping, and I mean addicted. She's hardly ever home. Not that I mind though, well, actually, I do mind. It would be nice to have a mother I could talk to. And then, there's my father. A big, "scary" man, some people would say, but he isn't, really. Okay, he is a deatheater and he did kill a couple of muggle families, but other from that he is quite nice. To me at least. He yells at my mother, at the house elves and even at our cat. Oh yeah, some people might add mental to the Lucius "list", with which I agree completely. Then there's my grandmother. A sweet old woman who does nothing but complain all day. She only visits once a year though, so I don't hear much about her. She might be dead already, I don't know. Last time she came by she was 94, so who knows? My father is quite fond of her though. But he is also "fond" of Voldemort, so that doesn't count. Which brings me to the Dark Lord. Yes, I know, powerful wizard who went mad. That's completely true of course, but he is a bit of a nutter. He isn't even able to catch Potter. And even I can do that. Like yesterday for an example. I was just walking through the hallways on my way to Transfiguration when Crabbe bumped into that Granger girl. She fell and started screaming. Potter and Weasley came to the rescue and Potter hit me, like I did something wrong. So I hit him back and told him off. He didn't listen, like he always does and started hitting me again. That's when McGonagall came looking for us, as we were 10 minutes late. She gave me and Potter a detention, and took 50 points off Slytherin and Gryffindor!
We have got the detention tonight so I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. I have to get to dinner soon because I have to be at the detention at 7. So I'll talk to you later!
Draco Malfoy
Ps. Should I name you??
Well, this is a bit awkward for me, because I have never had a diary before and why would I need one in the first place? I haven't got control issues like that Weasley girl had. I don't need someone to talk to. But apparently my father thought I did. I wonder why though?
Anyway, I'll tell you something more about myself. I come from a strange family. My mother's addicted to shopping, and I mean addicted. She's hardly ever home. Not that I mind though, well, actually, I do mind. It would be nice to have a mother I could talk to. And then, there's my father. A big, "scary" man, some people would say, but he isn't, really. Okay, he is a deatheater and he did kill a couple of muggle families, but other from that he is quite nice. To me at least. He yells at my mother, at the house elves and even at our cat. Oh yeah, some people might add mental to the Lucius "list", with which I agree completely. Then there's my grandmother. A sweet old woman who does nothing but complain all day. She only visits once a year though, so I don't hear much about her. She might be dead already, I don't know. Last time she came by she was 94, so who knows? My father is quite fond of her though. But he is also "fond" of Voldemort, so that doesn't count. Which brings me to the Dark Lord. Yes, I know, powerful wizard who went mad. That's completely true of course, but he is a bit of a nutter. He isn't even able to catch Potter. And even I can do that. Like yesterday for an example. I was just walking through the hallways on my way to Transfiguration when Crabbe bumped into that Granger girl. She fell and started screaming. Potter and Weasley came to the rescue and Potter hit me, like I did something wrong. So I hit him back and told him off. He didn't listen, like he always does and started hitting me again. That's when McGonagall came looking for us, as we were 10 minutes late. She gave me and Potter a detention, and took 50 points off Slytherin and Gryffindor!
We have got the detention tonight so I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. I have to get to dinner soon because I have to be at the detention at 7. So I'll talk to you later!
Draco Malfoy
Ps. Should I name you??