If Only...
By Sailor Gundam Fantasy
Ch. 5 The Bachelor's Meet (and the Chaos Commences)
Disclaimer: (...)^-^v
SGF: Ok, OK...I can do this...
Duo: Yah, you can do it SGF-chan/hime!
SGF: (cowering) Oh no...what if I mess up...?
Fantasy-chan: Oh please, just say it.
Serena: Say what?
Fantasy-chan: The Disclaimer.
Serena: (understanding) Ohhh...I wish I owned myself.
(Everyone sweatdrops.)
SGF: OK....(edges slightly away from Serena) I do not own Sailor Moon or Diamond or Seiya, or any other hunks in there...so cut that out!
(SGF glares at lawyers.)
Diamond: Leave.... you're not worthy of being in SGF-hime's and MY Serenity's presence.
Seiya: Don't you mean MY Odango?
Alan: My Usagi-chan!!!
Motoki: *coughs and gets others' attention* technically, she is mine since my brother did promise me if anything ever happened to himself that Serenity would be mine in the last chapter...
(Everyone is quiet until...)
Seiya, Diamond, Alan: MINE!!!!
SGF (SIGHS): Well anyways...thank you those who did review...I'm up to 72 now!!! Wow! That's only-
Amy: 28 more reviews til 100.
SGF: YAH!!! And then I can be like one of the top writers...like Chika and D-chan and Sailor Ronin Usa-chan....and the rest of my other idols...of course, I'll probably NEVER be like them...or get as many reviews...or write as many stories...(maybe)
(Everyone sweatdrops as SGF drones on.)
Some Reviewer: HEY!!! CAN WE GET THIS ON THE ROAD?!?!
SGF (blushing): oh yeah...that's right...Hehe...but before I do, we must do a reviewer's corner and give a couple of warnings...
Some other Reviewer: Do it later! Warning now, Reviewer's Corner later!
SGF: )=( don't push me...anyways, I'd also like to aware you everytime Chika-sama puts up a chappy or chappies, I put up a chappy or chappies. It is a deal between me and my new friend. :hugs Chi-chan: she's making my job as an author So much easier...
Warnings: OK...major chaos erupting. And I choose to use Diamond instead of Diamond...hey what can I say? My fingers hurt. And the keys are just SO easy to reach—
Duo: now on with da story!
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Setsuna had just teleported to the main lobby of the house the other bachelors were staying in. Alan stood next to her in awe. White nearly covered everything. And it was huge. A great surge of excitement rushed through him as he thought of ways of capturing his Usagi's heart. He frowned as he remembered there will always be those other guys after her also. 'Oh well, I'll just get rid of the other competition'.
Little did he know, that would be the like accomplishing the impossible.
"Alan. I need you to sit on the white couch over here while I get the other guests. Do not touch anything." And with that, Setsuna disappeared, the order ringing through Alan's ears. He usually didn't let such...subjects order him around, but this was a special case. This 'subject' was going to try and give him what he wanted most. The bunny of his life, his love, his Usagi-chan.
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Setsuna walked swiftly down the long halls of the large mansion. *sigh* why did I have them so far away from each other? She thought, looking warily down the hall. A counter thought intercepted the first as it bluntly answered 'because they would tear each other limb from limb'. Setsuna nearly cringed. The havoc that would erupt when all the guys met...it would be enough to tear a normal woman apart.
And that's why Setsuna started silently praying to Selene that she and Usagi get out of this ordeal alright.
Setsuna stopped in front of the door and knocked softly. The door was instantly opened and red garnet eyes stared into midnight blue ones. His white hair was slightly ruffled, making him dashingly sexy and very desirable, but his blue eyes seemed to be strictly cold at the moment. Due to a certain odango-ed future queen occupying his mind. And this woman had disturbed yet another daydream of her.
"What is it scout?" he asked rudely, leaning against the post of his door. Behind him, you could see the room was perfectly in order, spotless even. The plate of food that was once there was cleaned at the sink. It looked like your average one room apartment, but in this house it seemed, nothing was what it seemed.
Diamond was still ecstatic when he heard he could finally have Serenity. In fact, he nearly skipped for joy. But he could not find her anywhere in the house. He found Only a few—very few—maids in the house and they had no idea who 'Serenity' was. Of course, he knew that they knew, but this Pluto woman probably had forbade them of spilling any information on the whereabouts of his Serenity.
"*SIGH* my name is Sailor Pluto, though in this form, I am know as Setsuna Meioh. I am here to take you to meet the Princess's other suitors so if you just come with me, I will lead you there. But first, I must pick up 3 others, would you mind coming with me?" Setsuna said, looking the other way. She started walking off, not waiting for an answer. Her ears quickly picked up the sound of shoes walking with her, so she kept a swift pace, the feet catching up to hers. After 10 minutes of walking with Diamond, she stopped in front of a door. She knocked three times softly, and after hearing a loud cat screech and a yelp, the door was finally opened for the world to see a Motoki with a long cat scratch on his face. Luna appeared shortly after, hissing slightly. It was then Setsuna looked down to the cat, one eyebrow raised in interest.
"Hehe...sorry Pluto for taking so long. I was taking a nap and when I heard the door knock, I jumped up from the bed and leapt on Luna's tail by mistake. Sorry Luna," he apologized sincerely, but Luna just glared and went back into the room, muttering something about picking up Usagi's sleeping habits.
"Prince Motoki of Earth, in this form please call me Setsuna Meioh. Second, I apologize for my unexpected visit. Third, please come with me." And with that, Setsuna was off again, Diamond right behind her. Motoki couldn't help but wonder who the silver-haired man was, but curiously followed anyway, inquisitive to find out who the man was and what Setsuna was up too.
Prince Diamond was lost in his own thoughts. He couldn't help but notice how much respect she had used with the young man. And then she had called him a prince. Was this yet another rival of his...? What exactly he was the prince of? The woman had told him the prince of Earth was dead, and here this scout had already called him the prince of Earth. Just when he was about to speak up, he found himself bumping into something...or rather, someone. He looked up from his thinking walking position to see a rather annoyed Motoki. Motoki had passed him during Diamond's 'spaces'. Motoki had just stopped when he saw Setsuna abruptly stop and Diamond just bumped into him.
Setsuna rolled her eyes. 'It's already starting' she thought to herself, eyeing the glares that Motoki and Diamond were trading. 'If they keep this up, we might have to make a restraining order against them.' Smiling to herself knowingly, she knocked on the last door softly. No answer. She knocked again, a bit more urgently. Still no answer. A scowl that didn't fit her face grew, and she knocked hard on the door. This caught the attention of the two glaring rivals. Both stared curiously at the usually cool and collected woman who was quickly losing her temper. Setsuna began banging on the door rather loudly, gaining more attention from a passing maid. The passing maid stopped in mid-step, did a double-take, and then began walking swiftly down the hall, muttering "And I thought she was sane..."
Finally, the door was opened, and a somewhat messy Seiya peered out of the room. His hair was out and he yawned, stepping out of his room. 'At least he's formally dressed...' Setsuna thought, relieved. Well, she WAS relieved BEFORE she looked into his room. It looked like a hurricane, a tornado, and then a cyclone ran through it, all in that order. A chuckle, a snort of disgust, and a shriek was heard throughout the hallways, directed at the blushing male senshi. Setsuna nearly fainted at the sight of the room. At least Diamond and Motoki left their rooms decent and clean. But him...? Oh no. Oh HELL no. She had made sure each of the rooms were clean, and there are only 3 maids in the house to help her! And two were too busy shopping at the moment (they were off) and the one that was there...she couldn't be subjected to this type of monstrosity. There were cans spilt all over her white carpet, the sink was filled with dirty dishes up to her neck, the TV was on high, the radio was on BLAST, plus the speakers were on BOOM, the bed wasn't made, clothes were spread across the bathroom...and the bathroom...let's not go there. In other words…
it was your average bachelor apartment. Setsuna sighed and cursed in anger. Damn Seiya. Damn all bachelors, damn it. Bless all the people that put up with the damn bachelors.... Grrr...
Setsuna scowled deeply at Seiya, and seeing his blush and shy smile, glared at him. This lasted for about 5 minutes with Seiya's blush deepening per every dark and evil glare sent his way until Motoki cleared his throat. Setsuna, realizing she had loss her cool, collected herself into her regular posture, a hint of a pink tinge on her cheeks. Seiya blinked and straightened up too, glancing at the two gentlemen beside Setsuna. The one with white-out hair seemed to already dislike him, and his face seemed to glow with distaste for Seiya. The other man—who he remembered as Motoki the game keeper—was snickering behind his hand. He looked back at Setsuna, who rolled her eyes.
"Just follow me. You will meet the last bachelor when you walk through this portal." With a swish of her hand, a portal appeared. Setsuna smirked. She didn't need her staff when she was within the house, and she could use her powers easily. The house was full of energy to ensure everyone stays alive. She stepped with the portal, motioning for the others to follow. Seiya and Diamond nearly raced for it. Motoki was chuckling as he saw Diamond push Seiya out the way and jump into the portal. Seiya grumbled and walked in next, feeling the back of his head. Motoki walked towards it, in thought. He stopped at the start of the huge black void, and sighed. He couldn't believe it. He really did have feelings—strong feelings— for Usagi. And he was a prince. And Luna could talk. And Mamoru was his half brother. And Mamoru is dead. And Usagi could be his. 'Damn, what the hell?' Motoki thought as he closed his eyes, slowly drawing himself near the portal. 'What next I'm going to find out? Ami fails a test and Rei's voice cracks while singing and Usagi-chan passes tests with flying colors? Oh and let's not forget Haruka's going to lose a race and Makoto is going to burn a cookie.' Motoki's eyes opened when he suddenly felt 4 arms grab him. Motoki eyes widened but before he could do anything, he was pulled in.
Motoki stumbled out the end of the portal, and the arms released him. They seemed to be the manicured hands of Setsuna, and the rough hands belonged to Seiya, whom was smirking triumphantly. Diamond and Alan were to the opposite sides of the room, and Motoki couldn't help but wonder who the honey-colored hair boy was. Setsuna invited him to sit on the couch, as well as they others. Prince Diamond ended up in the white single seat couch, Alan and Seiya sitting contrary ends of the long (very long) couch. Motoki was sitting on a white stool which was right next to a kitchen counter. Setsuna remained standing, and she slowly sighed. So far so good.
"Hello (cough) gentlemen...princes and soldiers alike. Welcome to my *humble* home. You are aware, I hope at least, why you are all here. If you don't allow me to refresh your memories. Princess Serenity's fiancé and love, Mamoru Chiba, Prince Endymion, passed Prince of Earth, is now deceased. He sacrificed his own life for his beloved Serenity, whom is now heartbroken. Our world needs a new king, and you-" she motioned her hands at all of the men, indicating them, "-have been somewhat hand picked as the ones who will compete over Usagi-hime's heart." She held up a hand to maintain the silence, but the boys chose to ignore it as a number of shouts began to corrupt the room.
" Serenity belongs to me!"
"What?! Yeah right! Get a life!"
"And what do you think you have hmm? You're just some arcade owner. Odango-chan is rightfully mine!"
"Yeah sure girly boy. Usagi-chan needs a real man-"
"And what are you? Tell me, since when did pink streaks come into Shirley- fashion!?"
"You fools obviously don't get the picture. Neither did Endymion, and look where HE is now! Serenity-"
"-belongs to me! Why would she want you Diamond? A stalker AND a near rapist!"
"WHAT!?! First of all, a princess belongs with her prince-"
"And that's what I'm here for!"
Motoki was ignored. "Second, I'm not a stalker. I have far more pride than that! How did you get all this information anyway?!"
"Easy, Odango told me! Shows how much more trust she has for me than for all of you!"
"And I'm guessing that's why she told me she was Sailor Moon before anyone else huh?!"
"Well, Usagi-chan is mine!"
"NO WAY!"
And it kept going and going and going, like an energizer battery. Setsuna rubbed her temples, trying to keep her nerve, but failing miserably. Finally, the last scream from Seiya struck a brain cell. She silently became Sailor Pluto, took her staff, and twirled it slowly, her hair starting to flare around her as gusts of wind picked up speed, gaining the attention of the four feuding boys..
"DEAD SCREAM!!!"
And all was quiet. Nothing stirred in the room, not even a mouse. Sailor Pluto was now gone, and in her place stood Setsuna Meioh, looking quite pleased with herself. Seiya's, Diamond's, Andrew's, and Alan's blue/pink highlighted hair all stood on end, as if they have just been stampeded over. Then, before anybody could comment, Seiya opened his mouth.
"Boy...what a rush."
Nods of agreements followed the remark and Setsuna's smirk became jubilant. "Now, like I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted-" she shot a glare at the four boys, daring them to speak. None of them did. "-all of you are eligible for becoming the king and Usagi's new love interest. However, if you ever break her heart or hurt her in any way—and in that I mean any—I will personally kick your ass from here to Pluto. And I'm sure Uranus would be glad to do it to any of you...a few more than others," she said as she sent an evil smirk Seiya's way, who paled a little, "well, that is all, you all will be meeting Usagi tomorrow." At this point there were murmurs of gratitude. "You are to be here at 8 PM and to be up at 9 AM. No earlier. If you are late, not my problem. You will all have to find Usagi-hime...and you all will have to patrol the city, without your powers." There were a couple of groans, and she raised her hands for silence once more. "And if she asks how some are you are actually alive again or why you are back, just tell her 'Setsuna says times change'. She will understand." Setsuna took the time to look at her watch. 9:48PM. "Oh my, it's getting late. Gentlemen, I hope to see you in the morning. Any questions?" Three hands raised up. She took Motoki's first.
"Yes my Prince?"
"Ummmm, how do we find our rooms?" As soon as he asked the question, 4 compasses appeared out of a vortex and into the four men's hands. On it, it the pin would point which way you were facing. It didn't say North, East, West, South or etc, but actually the men's names, the kitchen, the living room they were in, the front door, the different hallways. For example, Alan was facing the second hallway; Motoki was facing Diamond's room (if you don't get this, ask in your review or email me at Fantasialuv2000@aol.com or Shinimegamiluv@aol.com ). She picked to the next hand, Diamond.
"How will we find our way back here when we our done on our...dare I say, 'escapade'?" Again, another portal opened and out of it fell four pens similar to what Luna had. Seiya's was red, Diamond's was white, Alan's was blue, and Andrew's was green.
"When you want to come back, just tell the pen that you was to come to 'Setsuna's Place' and it will take you there. Beware, do not let anyone see this." And with a sigh, she pointed to Seiya, who was grinning goofily.
"OK, my question is why can't you give up this silly game and just give Odango to me?" Before any loud, heated clash could start between the four, Setsuna, waved her staff once more, and with that Seiya disappeared. The others looked at her questioningly, but she stared stubbornly at the spot.
Somewhere within the mansion, you could hear a yell and a large splash.
"Any questions? Good. Now I must be off..." she waved her staff once more around herself, her hair billowing around her. "Good luck! I will be here in the morning! In the living room...be a dear and tell Seiya that for me? Thank you!" And with that she left, vanished. The three boys stared at each other, before Diamond got up...almost phlegmatically, and quickly walked out of the room, holding his key and compass in his right hand, heading toward the fifth hallway. Motoki glanced at Alan and also made his way to his room into the second hallway. Alan sighed and made his way to the fourth hallway.
*somewhere in the other side of the house...*
A soaking wet Seiya makes his way out of the 12ft. Deep Pool, trying to squeeze all the water out of his nice clothes. "Dammit..." Then he realized something. His key. His compass. Pool. "DAMMIT!!!"
Seiya sighed as he made his way through the pool once more...unaware of the plans of tomorrow....
SGF: OK! AND THIS CHAPPY IS DUN!!! D-U-N-uhhh... I think that's how you spell it...anyways, email me!!! Review...and here is your reviewer's corner! And also VOTE on who Usagi-chan meets first! I will also count the votes in before chapters...and I am also asking Chi-Chi-chan to help me count the votes...I'll help her if she helps me! =D But I would help her anyways...and any other author! Just email me and I'll be sure to answer back! I love you guys!
Reviewer's Corner
Sailor Chibi Star Fighter: OKKKKKAAAAYYYY ^_~v lol...I just love how you guys make your Reviews so humorous...=D
Bunny Winner: (anime jaw drop) MY GOD! YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF MY FAVE AUTHORS!!! (Sweatdrops) Hehe...oops? Well I agree, Mamo-flamers must stop. I mean, when an author goes and kills Heero or Duo off or does something bad to one of my G-Boys...I don't flame them. Matter of fact, I've never flamed ANYONE!!! Thanks for the compliments, and well...is this chapter out quick enough?
R a v e: I'm REALLY luvin your reviews...you're like..one of my only constant reviewers (you and a couple of ppl). Alan is just....HOTT. But aren't they all?
Chika: Yah Chi- chan... Multi endings is probably for best. And gomen for having you be in torment with choosing between those two. They are rather hott...^_~v
PanDora: You know, that's EXACTLY what my sister said when she read the first chapter. Fantasy-chan: YAY MAMO-BAKA IS DEAD!!! SGF: Diamond is hott! And poor Seiya...when Ruka-chan finds out...there will hell to pay...
Sky: thank you! Is this soon enough?
Myotismon13: Thank you... thank you...OH! :drools: yes...Diamond is a real man...:swoons:
Mr. Cheese: lol...my sister likes you already @.@ :pouts: the funny thing is... I love them all so much I can't kill any on them off!
Elena~san: yea...thank you! I know, poor Mamo-san...poor Seiya-chan...but the kiss part was good! Hmmmm...(evil ideas start popping up.)
Ai no Yuugi: I like your s/n...and LOL
Hotohori4life-H4L: (bursts out laughing) Oh my...(goes into another fit of laughter) :pouts: didja really have to diss the other guys like that? I love them too... and I agree. SEIYA is great!
Vannie: thank you and don't be sorry. There's just some meanies in the world today...:sniffles and then cheers up...(darn mood swings): THANK YOU FOR THE EMAIL!!!
Solar Blue Rose: Thank you.
Moonlady: GOMEN FOR NEGLECTING YOU!!! I'm soooooooo sorry. Please forgive the ever baka SGF is. Thank you for the reviews.
Thank you all who reviewed. If you want, I'll email you to give you a drift of what will happen in future chappies...but I won't give you the whole chappie. Just a taste. *wink* again, review reader. Flames accepted, but if I find it absolutely stupid, consider yourself not only a baka, but dissed also.
By Sailor Gundam Fantasy
Ch. 5 The Bachelor's Meet (and the Chaos Commences)
Disclaimer: (...)^-^v
SGF: Ok, OK...I can do this...
Duo: Yah, you can do it SGF-chan/hime!
SGF: (cowering) Oh no...what if I mess up...?
Fantasy-chan: Oh please, just say it.
Serena: Say what?
Fantasy-chan: The Disclaimer.
Serena: (understanding) Ohhh...I wish I owned myself.
(Everyone sweatdrops.)
SGF: OK....(edges slightly away from Serena) I do not own Sailor Moon or Diamond or Seiya, or any other hunks in there...so cut that out!
(SGF glares at lawyers.)
Diamond: Leave.... you're not worthy of being in SGF-hime's and MY Serenity's presence.
Seiya: Don't you mean MY Odango?
Alan: My Usagi-chan!!!
Motoki: *coughs and gets others' attention* technically, she is mine since my brother did promise me if anything ever happened to himself that Serenity would be mine in the last chapter...
(Everyone is quiet until...)
Seiya, Diamond, Alan: MINE!!!!
SGF (SIGHS): Well anyways...thank you those who did review...I'm up to 72 now!!! Wow! That's only-
Amy: 28 more reviews til 100.
SGF: YAH!!! And then I can be like one of the top writers...like Chika and D-chan and Sailor Ronin Usa-chan....and the rest of my other idols...of course, I'll probably NEVER be like them...or get as many reviews...or write as many stories...(maybe)
(Everyone sweatdrops as SGF drones on.)
Some Reviewer: HEY!!! CAN WE GET THIS ON THE ROAD?!?!
SGF (blushing): oh yeah...that's right...Hehe...but before I do, we must do a reviewer's corner and give a couple of warnings...
Some other Reviewer: Do it later! Warning now, Reviewer's Corner later!
SGF: )=( don't push me...anyways, I'd also like to aware you everytime Chika-sama puts up a chappy or chappies, I put up a chappy or chappies. It is a deal between me and my new friend. :hugs Chi-chan: she's making my job as an author So much easier...
Warnings: OK...major chaos erupting. And I choose to use Diamond instead of Diamond...hey what can I say? My fingers hurt. And the keys are just SO easy to reach—
Duo: now on with da story!
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Setsuna had just teleported to the main lobby of the house the other bachelors were staying in. Alan stood next to her in awe. White nearly covered everything. And it was huge. A great surge of excitement rushed through him as he thought of ways of capturing his Usagi's heart. He frowned as he remembered there will always be those other guys after her also. 'Oh well, I'll just get rid of the other competition'.
Little did he know, that would be the like accomplishing the impossible.
"Alan. I need you to sit on the white couch over here while I get the other guests. Do not touch anything." And with that, Setsuna disappeared, the order ringing through Alan's ears. He usually didn't let such...subjects order him around, but this was a special case. This 'subject' was going to try and give him what he wanted most. The bunny of his life, his love, his Usagi-chan.
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Setsuna walked swiftly down the long halls of the large mansion. *sigh* why did I have them so far away from each other? She thought, looking warily down the hall. A counter thought intercepted the first as it bluntly answered 'because they would tear each other limb from limb'. Setsuna nearly cringed. The havoc that would erupt when all the guys met...it would be enough to tear a normal woman apart.
And that's why Setsuna started silently praying to Selene that she and Usagi get out of this ordeal alright.
Setsuna stopped in front of the door and knocked softly. The door was instantly opened and red garnet eyes stared into midnight blue ones. His white hair was slightly ruffled, making him dashingly sexy and very desirable, but his blue eyes seemed to be strictly cold at the moment. Due to a certain odango-ed future queen occupying his mind. And this woman had disturbed yet another daydream of her.
"What is it scout?" he asked rudely, leaning against the post of his door. Behind him, you could see the room was perfectly in order, spotless even. The plate of food that was once there was cleaned at the sink. It looked like your average one room apartment, but in this house it seemed, nothing was what it seemed.
Diamond was still ecstatic when he heard he could finally have Serenity. In fact, he nearly skipped for joy. But he could not find her anywhere in the house. He found Only a few—very few—maids in the house and they had no idea who 'Serenity' was. Of course, he knew that they knew, but this Pluto woman probably had forbade them of spilling any information on the whereabouts of his Serenity.
"*SIGH* my name is Sailor Pluto, though in this form, I am know as Setsuna Meioh. I am here to take you to meet the Princess's other suitors so if you just come with me, I will lead you there. But first, I must pick up 3 others, would you mind coming with me?" Setsuna said, looking the other way. She started walking off, not waiting for an answer. Her ears quickly picked up the sound of shoes walking with her, so she kept a swift pace, the feet catching up to hers. After 10 minutes of walking with Diamond, she stopped in front of a door. She knocked three times softly, and after hearing a loud cat screech and a yelp, the door was finally opened for the world to see a Motoki with a long cat scratch on his face. Luna appeared shortly after, hissing slightly. It was then Setsuna looked down to the cat, one eyebrow raised in interest.
"Hehe...sorry Pluto for taking so long. I was taking a nap and when I heard the door knock, I jumped up from the bed and leapt on Luna's tail by mistake. Sorry Luna," he apologized sincerely, but Luna just glared and went back into the room, muttering something about picking up Usagi's sleeping habits.
"Prince Motoki of Earth, in this form please call me Setsuna Meioh. Second, I apologize for my unexpected visit. Third, please come with me." And with that, Setsuna was off again, Diamond right behind her. Motoki couldn't help but wonder who the silver-haired man was, but curiously followed anyway, inquisitive to find out who the man was and what Setsuna was up too.
Prince Diamond was lost in his own thoughts. He couldn't help but notice how much respect she had used with the young man. And then she had called him a prince. Was this yet another rival of his...? What exactly he was the prince of? The woman had told him the prince of Earth was dead, and here this scout had already called him the prince of Earth. Just when he was about to speak up, he found himself bumping into something...or rather, someone. He looked up from his thinking walking position to see a rather annoyed Motoki. Motoki had passed him during Diamond's 'spaces'. Motoki had just stopped when he saw Setsuna abruptly stop and Diamond just bumped into him.
Setsuna rolled her eyes. 'It's already starting' she thought to herself, eyeing the glares that Motoki and Diamond were trading. 'If they keep this up, we might have to make a restraining order against them.' Smiling to herself knowingly, she knocked on the last door softly. No answer. She knocked again, a bit more urgently. Still no answer. A scowl that didn't fit her face grew, and she knocked hard on the door. This caught the attention of the two glaring rivals. Both stared curiously at the usually cool and collected woman who was quickly losing her temper. Setsuna began banging on the door rather loudly, gaining more attention from a passing maid. The passing maid stopped in mid-step, did a double-take, and then began walking swiftly down the hall, muttering "And I thought she was sane..."
Finally, the door was opened, and a somewhat messy Seiya peered out of the room. His hair was out and he yawned, stepping out of his room. 'At least he's formally dressed...' Setsuna thought, relieved. Well, she WAS relieved BEFORE she looked into his room. It looked like a hurricane, a tornado, and then a cyclone ran through it, all in that order. A chuckle, a snort of disgust, and a shriek was heard throughout the hallways, directed at the blushing male senshi. Setsuna nearly fainted at the sight of the room. At least Diamond and Motoki left their rooms decent and clean. But him...? Oh no. Oh HELL no. She had made sure each of the rooms were clean, and there are only 3 maids in the house to help her! And two were too busy shopping at the moment (they were off) and the one that was there...she couldn't be subjected to this type of monstrosity. There were cans spilt all over her white carpet, the sink was filled with dirty dishes up to her neck, the TV was on high, the radio was on BLAST, plus the speakers were on BOOM, the bed wasn't made, clothes were spread across the bathroom...and the bathroom...let's not go there. In other words…
it was your average bachelor apartment. Setsuna sighed and cursed in anger. Damn Seiya. Damn all bachelors, damn it. Bless all the people that put up with the damn bachelors.... Grrr...
Setsuna scowled deeply at Seiya, and seeing his blush and shy smile, glared at him. This lasted for about 5 minutes with Seiya's blush deepening per every dark and evil glare sent his way until Motoki cleared his throat. Setsuna, realizing she had loss her cool, collected herself into her regular posture, a hint of a pink tinge on her cheeks. Seiya blinked and straightened up too, glancing at the two gentlemen beside Setsuna. The one with white-out hair seemed to already dislike him, and his face seemed to glow with distaste for Seiya. The other man—who he remembered as Motoki the game keeper—was snickering behind his hand. He looked back at Setsuna, who rolled her eyes.
"Just follow me. You will meet the last bachelor when you walk through this portal." With a swish of her hand, a portal appeared. Setsuna smirked. She didn't need her staff when she was within the house, and she could use her powers easily. The house was full of energy to ensure everyone stays alive. She stepped with the portal, motioning for the others to follow. Seiya and Diamond nearly raced for it. Motoki was chuckling as he saw Diamond push Seiya out the way and jump into the portal. Seiya grumbled and walked in next, feeling the back of his head. Motoki walked towards it, in thought. He stopped at the start of the huge black void, and sighed. He couldn't believe it. He really did have feelings—strong feelings— for Usagi. And he was a prince. And Luna could talk. And Mamoru was his half brother. And Mamoru is dead. And Usagi could be his. 'Damn, what the hell?' Motoki thought as he closed his eyes, slowly drawing himself near the portal. 'What next I'm going to find out? Ami fails a test and Rei's voice cracks while singing and Usagi-chan passes tests with flying colors? Oh and let's not forget Haruka's going to lose a race and Makoto is going to burn a cookie.' Motoki's eyes opened when he suddenly felt 4 arms grab him. Motoki eyes widened but before he could do anything, he was pulled in.
Motoki stumbled out the end of the portal, and the arms released him. They seemed to be the manicured hands of Setsuna, and the rough hands belonged to Seiya, whom was smirking triumphantly. Diamond and Alan were to the opposite sides of the room, and Motoki couldn't help but wonder who the honey-colored hair boy was. Setsuna invited him to sit on the couch, as well as they others. Prince Diamond ended up in the white single seat couch, Alan and Seiya sitting contrary ends of the long (very long) couch. Motoki was sitting on a white stool which was right next to a kitchen counter. Setsuna remained standing, and she slowly sighed. So far so good.
"Hello (cough) gentlemen...princes and soldiers alike. Welcome to my *humble* home. You are aware, I hope at least, why you are all here. If you don't allow me to refresh your memories. Princess Serenity's fiancé and love, Mamoru Chiba, Prince Endymion, passed Prince of Earth, is now deceased. He sacrificed his own life for his beloved Serenity, whom is now heartbroken. Our world needs a new king, and you-" she motioned her hands at all of the men, indicating them, "-have been somewhat hand picked as the ones who will compete over Usagi-hime's heart." She held up a hand to maintain the silence, but the boys chose to ignore it as a number of shouts began to corrupt the room.
" Serenity belongs to me!"
"What?! Yeah right! Get a life!"
"And what do you think you have hmm? You're just some arcade owner. Odango-chan is rightfully mine!"
"Yeah sure girly boy. Usagi-chan needs a real man-"
"And what are you? Tell me, since when did pink streaks come into Shirley- fashion!?"
"You fools obviously don't get the picture. Neither did Endymion, and look where HE is now! Serenity-"
"-belongs to me! Why would she want you Diamond? A stalker AND a near rapist!"
"WHAT!?! First of all, a princess belongs with her prince-"
"And that's what I'm here for!"
Motoki was ignored. "Second, I'm not a stalker. I have far more pride than that! How did you get all this information anyway?!"
"Easy, Odango told me! Shows how much more trust she has for me than for all of you!"
"And I'm guessing that's why she told me she was Sailor Moon before anyone else huh?!"
"Well, Usagi-chan is mine!"
"NO WAY!"
And it kept going and going and going, like an energizer battery. Setsuna rubbed her temples, trying to keep her nerve, but failing miserably. Finally, the last scream from Seiya struck a brain cell. She silently became Sailor Pluto, took her staff, and twirled it slowly, her hair starting to flare around her as gusts of wind picked up speed, gaining the attention of the four feuding boys..
"DEAD SCREAM!!!"
And all was quiet. Nothing stirred in the room, not even a mouse. Sailor Pluto was now gone, and in her place stood Setsuna Meioh, looking quite pleased with herself. Seiya's, Diamond's, Andrew's, and Alan's blue/pink highlighted hair all stood on end, as if they have just been stampeded over. Then, before anybody could comment, Seiya opened his mouth.
"Boy...what a rush."
Nods of agreements followed the remark and Setsuna's smirk became jubilant. "Now, like I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted-" she shot a glare at the four boys, daring them to speak. None of them did. "-all of you are eligible for becoming the king and Usagi's new love interest. However, if you ever break her heart or hurt her in any way—and in that I mean any—I will personally kick your ass from here to Pluto. And I'm sure Uranus would be glad to do it to any of you...a few more than others," she said as she sent an evil smirk Seiya's way, who paled a little, "well, that is all, you all will be meeting Usagi tomorrow." At this point there were murmurs of gratitude. "You are to be here at 8 PM and to be up at 9 AM. No earlier. If you are late, not my problem. You will all have to find Usagi-hime...and you all will have to patrol the city, without your powers." There were a couple of groans, and she raised her hands for silence once more. "And if she asks how some are you are actually alive again or why you are back, just tell her 'Setsuna says times change'. She will understand." Setsuna took the time to look at her watch. 9:48PM. "Oh my, it's getting late. Gentlemen, I hope to see you in the morning. Any questions?" Three hands raised up. She took Motoki's first.
"Yes my Prince?"
"Ummmm, how do we find our rooms?" As soon as he asked the question, 4 compasses appeared out of a vortex and into the four men's hands. On it, it the pin would point which way you were facing. It didn't say North, East, West, South or etc, but actually the men's names, the kitchen, the living room they were in, the front door, the different hallways. For example, Alan was facing the second hallway; Motoki was facing Diamond's room (if you don't get this, ask in your review or email me at Fantasialuv2000@aol.com or Shinimegamiluv@aol.com ). She picked to the next hand, Diamond.
"How will we find our way back here when we our done on our...dare I say, 'escapade'?" Again, another portal opened and out of it fell four pens similar to what Luna had. Seiya's was red, Diamond's was white, Alan's was blue, and Andrew's was green.
"When you want to come back, just tell the pen that you was to come to 'Setsuna's Place' and it will take you there. Beware, do not let anyone see this." And with a sigh, she pointed to Seiya, who was grinning goofily.
"OK, my question is why can't you give up this silly game and just give Odango to me?" Before any loud, heated clash could start between the four, Setsuna, waved her staff once more, and with that Seiya disappeared. The others looked at her questioningly, but she stared stubbornly at the spot.
Somewhere within the mansion, you could hear a yell and a large splash.
"Any questions? Good. Now I must be off..." she waved her staff once more around herself, her hair billowing around her. "Good luck! I will be here in the morning! In the living room...be a dear and tell Seiya that for me? Thank you!" And with that she left, vanished. The three boys stared at each other, before Diamond got up...almost phlegmatically, and quickly walked out of the room, holding his key and compass in his right hand, heading toward the fifth hallway. Motoki glanced at Alan and also made his way to his room into the second hallway. Alan sighed and made his way to the fourth hallway.
*somewhere in the other side of the house...*
A soaking wet Seiya makes his way out of the 12ft. Deep Pool, trying to squeeze all the water out of his nice clothes. "Dammit..." Then he realized something. His key. His compass. Pool. "DAMMIT!!!"
Seiya sighed as he made his way through the pool once more...unaware of the plans of tomorrow....
SGF: OK! AND THIS CHAPPY IS DUN!!! D-U-N-uhhh... I think that's how you spell it...anyways, email me!!! Review...and here is your reviewer's corner! And also VOTE on who Usagi-chan meets first! I will also count the votes in before chapters...and I am also asking Chi-Chi-chan to help me count the votes...I'll help her if she helps me! =D But I would help her anyways...and any other author! Just email me and I'll be sure to answer back! I love you guys!
Reviewer's Corner
Sailor Chibi Star Fighter: OKKKKKAAAAYYYY ^_~v lol...I just love how you guys make your Reviews so humorous...=D
Bunny Winner: (anime jaw drop) MY GOD! YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF MY FAVE AUTHORS!!! (Sweatdrops) Hehe...oops? Well I agree, Mamo-flamers must stop. I mean, when an author goes and kills Heero or Duo off or does something bad to one of my G-Boys...I don't flame them. Matter of fact, I've never flamed ANYONE!!! Thanks for the compliments, and well...is this chapter out quick enough?
R a v e: I'm REALLY luvin your reviews...you're like..one of my only constant reviewers (you and a couple of ppl). Alan is just....HOTT. But aren't they all?
Chika: Yah Chi- chan... Multi endings is probably for best. And gomen for having you be in torment with choosing between those two. They are rather hott...^_~v
PanDora: You know, that's EXACTLY what my sister said when she read the first chapter. Fantasy-chan: YAY MAMO-BAKA IS DEAD!!! SGF: Diamond is hott! And poor Seiya...when Ruka-chan finds out...there will hell to pay...
Sky: thank you! Is this soon enough?
Myotismon13: Thank you... thank you...OH! :drools: yes...Diamond is a real man...:swoons:
Mr. Cheese: lol...my sister likes you already @.@ :pouts: the funny thing is... I love them all so much I can't kill any on them off!
Elena~san: yea...thank you! I know, poor Mamo-san...poor Seiya-chan...but the kiss part was good! Hmmmm...(evil ideas start popping up.)
Ai no Yuugi: I like your s/n...and LOL
Hotohori4life-H4L: (bursts out laughing) Oh my...(goes into another fit of laughter) :pouts: didja really have to diss the other guys like that? I love them too... and I agree. SEIYA is great!
Vannie: thank you and don't be sorry. There's just some meanies in the world today...:sniffles and then cheers up...(darn mood swings): THANK YOU FOR THE EMAIL!!!
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Moonlady: GOMEN FOR NEGLECTING YOU!!! I'm soooooooo sorry. Please forgive the ever baka SGF is. Thank you for the reviews.
Thank you all who reviewed. If you want, I'll email you to give you a drift of what will happen in future chappies...but I won't give you the whole chappie. Just a taste. *wink* again, review reader. Flames accepted, but if I find it absolutely stupid, consider yourself not only a baka, but dissed also.