Day Two
At the crash site:
Terra: ::yawn:: Good morning everyone. ::looks around, only sees Locke awake:: Why is everyone else still asleep?
Locke: Beats me, they'd better get up soon. Or at least Umaro better so he can get some stuff to eat.
Terra: What are the chances he's gonna give you any?
Locke: I'll "treasure hunt" the food. I do it for a living remember?
Terra: ::sigh:: Locke, just admit you're a theif.
Locke: You know, it's that attitude that makes me like Celes more.
Terra: You probably just prefer blondes!
Locke: No, I like....uh....green heads too....
With Edgar and Relm:
Edgar: What a great night I had. How about you?
Relm:.....
Edgar: What, what is it?
Relm: You snored.
Edgar: That's crazy, I didn't....do you hear that?
Relm: Don't change the subject!
Edgar: No, I heard someone. ::girl walks in:: Whoa! She's a knock out!
Relm: There is someone there! We must be closer than we think!
Edgar: And who are you, enchanting one.
Girl: I am Garne....um, Dagger.
Edgar: Dagger, strong name for a lady. My name is Edgar, king of Figaro
Dagger: Figaro, never heard of it. And Dagger, isn't my real name, it's a long story. Anyway, I'm lost, can you help me?
Relm: Just great, she's lost too.
Edgar: Did you come from a town?
Dagger: No, I was in Alexandria, and I was just about to visit my Uncle Cid, when I was attacked by a monster that cast sleep on me. When I woke up, I was here.
Edgar: Whoa, whoa. First off, what's Alexandria?
Dagger: You don't know? It's a huge kingdom, I'm the queen.
Edgar: Queen, huh? Is there....a king?
Dagger: No, not yet....
Edgar: Well, I'm a king with no queen and your a queen with no king, so....
Relm: Ok, ok, enough of this. Let's worry about the messed up situation later. For now, let's find a town and then you to can talk about whatever you want!
Back at the crash site:
Mog: So, what's for breakfast?
Celes: Why don't you ask Umaro?
Mog: Hey, sasquatch, what grub do you have?
Umaro: Me look for Flan. Make good breakfast.
Cyan: Where are you finding all these beasts? I have not seen a monster since we crashed.
Gau: We find in small forest ::points to trees in the distance::
Cyan: You mean to tell me there's a whole bunch of creatures in that little area?
Gau: Many tasty things in there.
Locke: Sabin, for the last time, stop looking for food in there.
Sabin: Hey, this looks like a piece of meat. Really burnt meat!
Locke: That's coal....
Strago: When my hip heals, you're in for a beating!
Setzer: Relax, you only gave me 50 gil anyway.
Gogo: (If I mimic Umaro, I can increase his monster caputring and there'll be double the food. Heh heh).
Back with Edgar, Relm, and Dagger.
Dagger: So you crash landed here?
Relm: All because our stupid pilot went nuts. Never trust a guy with very long white hair.
Dagger: I can agree with that. This creep called Kuja tried to kill me and my friends a few times. Though, he kinda changed right before he died.
Relm: And he had white hair?
Dagger: Too much of it.
Edgar: Someone else is coming.
Dagger: Who is that? ::imperial officer comes::
Edgar: What are you doing here, the empire's finished.
Officer: I work for the Jidoor police now, but I like the uniform.
Relm: What do you want with us?
Officer: You're under arrest for the abduction of Maria the opera singer.
Edgar: What? We didn't kidnap her.
Officer: The last time you were here, we saw you travelling with this man ::shows a picutre of Setzer:: And we saw you both with Maria.
Relm: That was our friend Celes! We didn't do....
Officer: I don't remember this brunette being there, but she's most likely part of the conspiracy. You're all coming with me.
Dagger: Could someone tell me what just happened here!?
At the small forest outside the beach:
Gau: Why you come, Gogo?
Gogo: To get more food, obviously. I'll just mim....I mean, watch you two hunt. You know, see how you do it.
Umaro: Sasquaches hunt to earn food, no borrow from others.
Gogo: Riiight.(This'll be easy).
And with the crash site:
Strago: Maybe I can crack my hip in place ::tries:: maybe not.
Terra: So Celes, I've been meaning to ask. Do you feel any different since the espers vanished?
Celes: No, just a little indigestion.
Sabin: Ah hah! A green cheery!
Locke: That's for curing the imp status.
Sabin: I don't care, it's food!
Mog: What are you people doing? GET BACK TO WORK!
Setzer: What's taking those three so long with the food?
Cyan: Thou art have no patience. Besides, we're still waiting for Edgar and Relm. We must be incredibly far from a town if they're not back yet.
Locke: Or maybe their having a good time wherever the are.
At Jidoor prison:
Dagger: Ok, I just want to know now, are you two kidnappers?
Edgar: Of course not. The pilot of our airship used to abduct this girl named Maria from the opera house in hopes of making her his bride.
Relm: So what I've heard from him and the others is that they needed the airship so they used Celes, a travelling companion of ours, to play Maria's part. This way, she would be....
Dagger: I think I get the point. But what are we supposed to do now?
Edgar: I don't know, this is not right at all! Excuse me, guard!
Guard: What is it, lowlife?
Edgar: Perhaps you misunderstand, I'm the king of Figaro.
Guard: You? Oh, you mean you're the kind that bailed the kingdom to get Kefka. I'd hate to break it too you, but they all have a new king.
Edgar: WHAT?!
Dagger: Sir guard. I am the queen of Alexandria, please let us go, we're, or at least I'm, innoncent!
Guard: Alexandria? Never heard of it. Great, I have an ex-king, a crazy broad who thinks she's a queen of a make believe castle, and some little girl. Just let me know, is there anything crazy about you?
Relm: No, and I'm too young to go to jail!
Guard: Not on this contenent you're not.
Edgar: I demand the right to an attorney! A trial must be conducted!
Guard: Heh, you'll never make it in court. Just consider yourself lucky you're only in jail.
Officer: Hey, Fradon, got another conspirator here. Believed to be connected to the fire that happened at Thasma a year ago.
Voice: But....I didn't do anything. ::black mage comes in::
Dagger: Vivi!
Vivi: Princess?
Relm: Oh brother.
Back at the crash site:
Gogo: I got me some flan!
Cyan: Gogo, it's almost evening and you're eating breakfast.
Setzer: Hand some over!
Gogo: Sorry I can't because, tell 'em Umaro.
Umaro: Only hunter may eat food caught.
Setzer: What fairness is that? You go out to catch food while we repair the airship?
Mog: Umaro, you will give me some flan, you will give me some flan!
Umaro: Yes, me give you Flan.
Mog: I love hypnosis, kupo!
Setzer: Kupo this, moogle. ::dives at Mog::
Strago: Settle down! I just remembered the hunk of cheese I left in my bag.
Locke: Whoa, let's see it gramps!
Strago: ::pulls out cheese, horrible smell pours out::
Terra: Disgusting! How long have you had that?
Cyan: There's mold on it!
Strago: Hey, haven't you ever had aged cheese? Give me a knife or something so I can take the mold off.
Celes: Locke, don't you have a knife in your bandana?
Locke: ::pulls out knife:: So that's what's in there. How'd you know Celes?
Celes: ::sigh:: Like I said, I've been around you way too long.
Sabin: Cheese, flan? No good! More green cherries! MORE DAMMIT! WHERE DO WE KEEP THE GREEN CHERRIES!?
Terra: Oh god, I forgot. Green cherries are incredibly addictive when eaten by humans.
Gogo: (Oh, this is too good) ::mimics Sabin::
Locke: AHAHAHAHA! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!
Gogo: Locke, for the love of god, it's not meant to be that funny.
Cyan: It really wasn't, anyway.
Gogo: You're next, Garamonde.
At Jidoor Prison:
Vivi: So I fell down a hole and when I woke up, I was here.
Relm: Maybe you both have amnesia, since you both woke up and found yourselves here. You may have imagined the world you came from.
Vivi: But I have a picture of my family here, that's not made up. And it was taken at Treno.
Relm: Never heard of Treno.
Edgar: We still gotta worry about getting out of this place. We still have to get help for the airship.
Dagger: I'm going to sleep, it's getting late and it's been a very exausting day.
Edgar: Sleep well, beautiful.
Vivi: He sounds like Zidane.
Relm: How old are you anyway, Vivi?
Vivi: I'm almost seven.
Relm: Almost seven and you have kids? Geez, what kind of world do you come from?
End of Day Two.
At the crash site:
Terra: ::yawn:: Good morning everyone. ::looks around, only sees Locke awake:: Why is everyone else still asleep?
Locke: Beats me, they'd better get up soon. Or at least Umaro better so he can get some stuff to eat.
Terra: What are the chances he's gonna give you any?
Locke: I'll "treasure hunt" the food. I do it for a living remember?
Terra: ::sigh:: Locke, just admit you're a theif.
Locke: You know, it's that attitude that makes me like Celes more.
Terra: You probably just prefer blondes!
Locke: No, I like....uh....green heads too....
With Edgar and Relm:
Edgar: What a great night I had. How about you?
Relm:.....
Edgar: What, what is it?
Relm: You snored.
Edgar: That's crazy, I didn't....do you hear that?
Relm: Don't change the subject!
Edgar: No, I heard someone. ::girl walks in:: Whoa! She's a knock out!
Relm: There is someone there! We must be closer than we think!
Edgar: And who are you, enchanting one.
Girl: I am Garne....um, Dagger.
Edgar: Dagger, strong name for a lady. My name is Edgar, king of Figaro
Dagger: Figaro, never heard of it. And Dagger, isn't my real name, it's a long story. Anyway, I'm lost, can you help me?
Relm: Just great, she's lost too.
Edgar: Did you come from a town?
Dagger: No, I was in Alexandria, and I was just about to visit my Uncle Cid, when I was attacked by a monster that cast sleep on me. When I woke up, I was here.
Edgar: Whoa, whoa. First off, what's Alexandria?
Dagger: You don't know? It's a huge kingdom, I'm the queen.
Edgar: Queen, huh? Is there....a king?
Dagger: No, not yet....
Edgar: Well, I'm a king with no queen and your a queen with no king, so....
Relm: Ok, ok, enough of this. Let's worry about the messed up situation later. For now, let's find a town and then you to can talk about whatever you want!
Back at the crash site:
Mog: So, what's for breakfast?
Celes: Why don't you ask Umaro?
Mog: Hey, sasquatch, what grub do you have?
Umaro: Me look for Flan. Make good breakfast.
Cyan: Where are you finding all these beasts? I have not seen a monster since we crashed.
Gau: We find in small forest ::points to trees in the distance::
Cyan: You mean to tell me there's a whole bunch of creatures in that little area?
Gau: Many tasty things in there.
Locke: Sabin, for the last time, stop looking for food in there.
Sabin: Hey, this looks like a piece of meat. Really burnt meat!
Locke: That's coal....
Strago: When my hip heals, you're in for a beating!
Setzer: Relax, you only gave me 50 gil anyway.
Gogo: (If I mimic Umaro, I can increase his monster caputring and there'll be double the food. Heh heh).
Back with Edgar, Relm, and Dagger.
Dagger: So you crash landed here?
Relm: All because our stupid pilot went nuts. Never trust a guy with very long white hair.
Dagger: I can agree with that. This creep called Kuja tried to kill me and my friends a few times. Though, he kinda changed right before he died.
Relm: And he had white hair?
Dagger: Too much of it.
Edgar: Someone else is coming.
Dagger: Who is that? ::imperial officer comes::
Edgar: What are you doing here, the empire's finished.
Officer: I work for the Jidoor police now, but I like the uniform.
Relm: What do you want with us?
Officer: You're under arrest for the abduction of Maria the opera singer.
Edgar: What? We didn't kidnap her.
Officer: The last time you were here, we saw you travelling with this man ::shows a picutre of Setzer:: And we saw you both with Maria.
Relm: That was our friend Celes! We didn't do....
Officer: I don't remember this brunette being there, but she's most likely part of the conspiracy. You're all coming with me.
Dagger: Could someone tell me what just happened here!?
At the small forest outside the beach:
Gau: Why you come, Gogo?
Gogo: To get more food, obviously. I'll just mim....I mean, watch you two hunt. You know, see how you do it.
Umaro: Sasquaches hunt to earn food, no borrow from others.
Gogo: Riiight.(This'll be easy).
And with the crash site:
Strago: Maybe I can crack my hip in place ::tries:: maybe not.
Terra: So Celes, I've been meaning to ask. Do you feel any different since the espers vanished?
Celes: No, just a little indigestion.
Sabin: Ah hah! A green cheery!
Locke: That's for curing the imp status.
Sabin: I don't care, it's food!
Mog: What are you people doing? GET BACK TO WORK!
Setzer: What's taking those three so long with the food?
Cyan: Thou art have no patience. Besides, we're still waiting for Edgar and Relm. We must be incredibly far from a town if they're not back yet.
Locke: Or maybe their having a good time wherever the are.
At Jidoor prison:
Dagger: Ok, I just want to know now, are you two kidnappers?
Edgar: Of course not. The pilot of our airship used to abduct this girl named Maria from the opera house in hopes of making her his bride.
Relm: So what I've heard from him and the others is that they needed the airship so they used Celes, a travelling companion of ours, to play Maria's part. This way, she would be....
Dagger: I think I get the point. But what are we supposed to do now?
Edgar: I don't know, this is not right at all! Excuse me, guard!
Guard: What is it, lowlife?
Edgar: Perhaps you misunderstand, I'm the king of Figaro.
Guard: You? Oh, you mean you're the kind that bailed the kingdom to get Kefka. I'd hate to break it too you, but they all have a new king.
Edgar: WHAT?!
Dagger: Sir guard. I am the queen of Alexandria, please let us go, we're, or at least I'm, innoncent!
Guard: Alexandria? Never heard of it. Great, I have an ex-king, a crazy broad who thinks she's a queen of a make believe castle, and some little girl. Just let me know, is there anything crazy about you?
Relm: No, and I'm too young to go to jail!
Guard: Not on this contenent you're not.
Edgar: I demand the right to an attorney! A trial must be conducted!
Guard: Heh, you'll never make it in court. Just consider yourself lucky you're only in jail.
Officer: Hey, Fradon, got another conspirator here. Believed to be connected to the fire that happened at Thasma a year ago.
Voice: But....I didn't do anything. ::black mage comes in::
Dagger: Vivi!
Vivi: Princess?
Relm: Oh brother.
Back at the crash site:
Gogo: I got me some flan!
Cyan: Gogo, it's almost evening and you're eating breakfast.
Setzer: Hand some over!
Gogo: Sorry I can't because, tell 'em Umaro.
Umaro: Only hunter may eat food caught.
Setzer: What fairness is that? You go out to catch food while we repair the airship?
Mog: Umaro, you will give me some flan, you will give me some flan!
Umaro: Yes, me give you Flan.
Mog: I love hypnosis, kupo!
Setzer: Kupo this, moogle. ::dives at Mog::
Strago: Settle down! I just remembered the hunk of cheese I left in my bag.
Locke: Whoa, let's see it gramps!
Strago: ::pulls out cheese, horrible smell pours out::
Terra: Disgusting! How long have you had that?
Cyan: There's mold on it!
Strago: Hey, haven't you ever had aged cheese? Give me a knife or something so I can take the mold off.
Celes: Locke, don't you have a knife in your bandana?
Locke: ::pulls out knife:: So that's what's in there. How'd you know Celes?
Celes: ::sigh:: Like I said, I've been around you way too long.
Sabin: Cheese, flan? No good! More green cherries! MORE DAMMIT! WHERE DO WE KEEP THE GREEN CHERRIES!?
Terra: Oh god, I forgot. Green cherries are incredibly addictive when eaten by humans.
Gogo: (Oh, this is too good) ::mimics Sabin::
Locke: AHAHAHAHA! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!
Gogo: Locke, for the love of god, it's not meant to be that funny.
Cyan: It really wasn't, anyway.
Gogo: You're next, Garamonde.
At Jidoor Prison:
Vivi: So I fell down a hole and when I woke up, I was here.
Relm: Maybe you both have amnesia, since you both woke up and found yourselves here. You may have imagined the world you came from.
Vivi: But I have a picture of my family here, that's not made up. And it was taken at Treno.
Relm: Never heard of Treno.
Edgar: We still gotta worry about getting out of this place. We still have to get help for the airship.
Dagger: I'm going to sleep, it's getting late and it's been a very exausting day.
Edgar: Sleep well, beautiful.
Vivi: He sounds like Zidane.
Relm: How old are you anyway, Vivi?
Vivi: I'm almost seven.
Relm: Almost seven and you have kids? Geez, what kind of world do you come from?
End of Day Two.