Rocker's Pokemon Quest!
"ROCKER! WAKE UP!"
"Unhh. Wake me up in ten years!"
"NO IT'S ALREADY 10:00! All of your buddies like Phil and Ross have gotten their Pokemon! All of them are gone!"
"NO WAY!"
"Yes Way!"
Rocker got up and pulled on his clothes. An "LCS" T-shirt and some shorts. He was around 12 with a shaved head. He was around so high and was so completely handsome and everyone loved him!
He mumbled about leaving at such an early hour and went downstairs. He ate a quick breakfast of "Sugarpuffs", the breakfast with little Jigglypuff marshmallows. The little kids have the marshmallows and say "Yea! We are having candy for breakfast! We're having fun!"
He stumbled outside rubbing the sleepiness from his eyes. He tripped over a rock and tumbled down a hill toward Professor Maple's observatory. He stood up and saw a tree.
"Stop the tree from talking!" Rocker muttered.
He walking into the observatory with people starring at his messed up clothes from the fall.
"Who are you?"
Rocker spun around and saw a man about 6 foot 7 with blue hair. He was pretty big around and sounded like he was speaking without a nose.
"I'm Rocker."
"Well, you look like a person living in a tornado."
"That's all great, but I want a Pokemon."
"Too bad, we're all out."
"WHAT!"
"Your going to need some Pokeballs to catch one on your own!"
"Oh, poo."
"Wait, we do have a Pokemon called Mewtwo."
"Sounds too weak I want something stronger like a Metapod. I'll just go catch one my own"
"But a Metapod has no strengths!"
"Ya, ya, ya. That's what you want me to think!"
"Fine, but here is a Pokedex for your hopeless journey."
"THANKS! I feel like I have a ton of fans already."
"GOOD BYE!" The Professor called at Rocker as he was leaving.
Rocker was heading out of his home town of Celestial and headed to Route 1 when he ran into a Pidgey swarm.
"YA! I'm going to catch a Pidgey!"
"Your going to need some Pokeballs, remember?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*GASP*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who said that?" But there was only silence.
"Oh well."
Rocker spent his time down the route hiding behind trees and making as little noise as possible. Naturally, he sounded like a herd of stampeding animals. Rocker walked on to Dulox City and saw the store.
"Welcome to Dulox! Do you want to buy anything?"
"Ummmmm. Do you have any Pokeballs?"
"Sorry, we're out!"
"CRAP!"
"Well, you can wait until later today to get the next shipment!"
"GREAT! Well, do you have anything for entertainment around here?"
"We have a bowling alley, a mall, a battledome, and a strip club."
"YAHOOOOOO!"
Rocker skipped out to the Club and remembered he had no money. He decided to go to the mall and look at "things."
"YO! Do those legs go all the way up!"
"Have you seen anything this big? I mean this sandwich."
He walked back to the store and saw a trash can. He went to see if he could find some cash for the Pokeballs. He found a scratch ticket for $10,000.
"HOW LUCKY AM I?!? Hey! I can go to the club now. Wait, I'm only twelve. Poo. Oh, well. I can buy a car and drive illegally like that guy Gary on those shows."
"Welcome back. How many Pokeballs do you want?"
"I'll have 10. How much is that?"
The shopkeeper grinned and said "Oh, a measly 1000 bucks."
"Dang. I shouldn't have bought that car."
"Fine. $5."
"Great!"
Rocker left the Store and went into a Motel to sleep. He had a tough journey ahead.
Will Rocker ever get a Pokemon? Will he ever figure out how to turn on the car? Find out in the next episode of POKEMON! DOO-DOO-DOO!
"ROCKER! WAKE UP!"
"Unhh. Wake me up in ten years!"
"NO IT'S ALREADY 10:00! All of your buddies like Phil and Ross have gotten their Pokemon! All of them are gone!"
"NO WAY!"
"Yes Way!"
Rocker got up and pulled on his clothes. An "LCS" T-shirt and some shorts. He was around 12 with a shaved head. He was around so high and was so completely handsome and everyone loved him!
He mumbled about leaving at such an early hour and went downstairs. He ate a quick breakfast of "Sugarpuffs", the breakfast with little Jigglypuff marshmallows. The little kids have the marshmallows and say "Yea! We are having candy for breakfast! We're having fun!"
He stumbled outside rubbing the sleepiness from his eyes. He tripped over a rock and tumbled down a hill toward Professor Maple's observatory. He stood up and saw a tree.
"Stop the tree from talking!" Rocker muttered.
He walking into the observatory with people starring at his messed up clothes from the fall.
"Who are you?"
Rocker spun around and saw a man about 6 foot 7 with blue hair. He was pretty big around and sounded like he was speaking without a nose.
"I'm Rocker."
"Well, you look like a person living in a tornado."
"That's all great, but I want a Pokemon."
"Too bad, we're all out."
"WHAT!"
"Your going to need some Pokeballs to catch one on your own!"
"Oh, poo."
"Wait, we do have a Pokemon called Mewtwo."
"Sounds too weak I want something stronger like a Metapod. I'll just go catch one my own"
"But a Metapod has no strengths!"
"Ya, ya, ya. That's what you want me to think!"
"Fine, but here is a Pokedex for your hopeless journey."
"THANKS! I feel like I have a ton of fans already."
"GOOD BYE!" The Professor called at Rocker as he was leaving.
Rocker was heading out of his home town of Celestial and headed to Route 1 when he ran into a Pidgey swarm.
"YA! I'm going to catch a Pidgey!"
"Your going to need some Pokeballs, remember?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*GASP*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who said that?" But there was only silence.
"Oh well."
Rocker spent his time down the route hiding behind trees and making as little noise as possible. Naturally, he sounded like a herd of stampeding animals. Rocker walked on to Dulox City and saw the store.
"Welcome to Dulox! Do you want to buy anything?"
"Ummmmm. Do you have any Pokeballs?"
"Sorry, we're out!"
"CRAP!"
"Well, you can wait until later today to get the next shipment!"
"GREAT! Well, do you have anything for entertainment around here?"
"We have a bowling alley, a mall, a battledome, and a strip club."
"YAHOOOOOO!"
Rocker skipped out to the Club and remembered he had no money. He decided to go to the mall and look at "things."
"YO! Do those legs go all the way up!"
"Have you seen anything this big? I mean this sandwich."
He walked back to the store and saw a trash can. He went to see if he could find some cash for the Pokeballs. He found a scratch ticket for $10,000.
"HOW LUCKY AM I?!? Hey! I can go to the club now. Wait, I'm only twelve. Poo. Oh, well. I can buy a car and drive illegally like that guy Gary on those shows."
"Welcome back. How many Pokeballs do you want?"
"I'll have 10. How much is that?"
The shopkeeper grinned and said "Oh, a measly 1000 bucks."
"Dang. I shouldn't have bought that car."
"Fine. $5."
"Great!"
Rocker left the Store and went into a Motel to sleep. He had a tough journey ahead.
Will Rocker ever get a Pokemon? Will he ever figure out how to turn on the car? Find out in the next episode of POKEMON! DOO-DOO-DOO!