Disclaimer: Based on Disney's Lilo and Stitch (sorta), which I don't own. And while I'm at it, I don't own the FY characters either…wish I did tho…*eyes light up as I imagine all sorts of torturous activities I could put them thru* A picnic on the moon…now there's an idea…
A not-so-long time ago, in a big space ship far far away from Earth, an Evil Doctor Mitsukake, and his accomplice, Mini-Mits (No, I don't own Austin Powers ^^) are on trial for the illegal creation of Experiment Chiwichinoda, otherwise known (for the sake of convenience) as Experiment 626. See? No letters, just numbers. Convenient, ne^^?
Miaka: I am the Supreme High Chancellor In Command of this Space Ship of Justice^^ Together with my most trusted advisor/watchdog, General Tama, *Tamahome growls something that sounds vaguely like "who d'ya think I am? Ashitare?"* we will ensure that we have…uh…*pauses, thinking* LUNCH!!
Chiriko aka Mini-Mits: Don't you mean justice? The proper instillation of fairness among illicit citizens, and the impartially of your righteous decision that hereby ensures the peace and tranquility of generations to come?
Miaka: That's what I said!
Chiriko: Uh! *smacks head*
Mitsukake:………………..
Chiriko: Mitsukake says that Experiment 626 is a monster programmed to take over every chocolate manufacturing plant in the world, which he will combine with his amazing cookie force to rule the universe and all its creatures.
Miaka: Oooh…chocolate…hey! Wait a minute!! *strikes dramatic pose* You are trying to take away the very essence of life itself! I will not let you do that!! This "Experiment 626" must be encouraged at all costs!!!!!
Tamahome: Umm…Miaka…I think you meant 'stopped'… 'stopped at all costs'…
Miaka: That's what I said!
Tamahome: -_-;;
Miaka: Anyhow, let's see the cutie lil thingy^^!
Tamahome: Monster!!! MONSTER!!!
Miaka: That's what I said!
Tamahome: Ack!! *facefaults*
Riiight…and so, it came to be that the horribly transmogrified creature actually came into view by the public for the first time…
(Tourists appear with cameras, ooh-ing and ahh-ing as a curtain is pulled open to reveal-)
Tamahome: oO Chichirii??!
SD Chichirii in a tank: Daaa…^^;;;
Soi: Oh my Seiryuu that is HORRIBLE!! *faints*
Chichirii: Da?
Mitsukake:……………….
Chiriko: No, not Chichirii! He's Experiment 626!!! So says Mitsukake, the Doctor Genius, and we all know we can't argue with that, can we^^?
(Crickets chirp in background)
Chiriko: -_- Evil people…
Chichirii: Daaa…*teleports away*
All: oO
Miaka: He's…GONE*dramatic music plays*!!! Good, can we have lunch now? Being a galactical ruler is very tiring you know?
Tamahome: Iie…-_-;;; First, you must stop the dreaded Chi-I mean-Experiment 626 before he takes over the world chocolate supply!
Miaka: Why?
Tamahome: Because then you won't have any more chocolate…
Miaka: WHAT??!! I must bring this conspiracy to a halt!!! *picks up intergalactic cell phone* Yo? Nakago? Get yer troupe o' freaks n get that there Experiment-thing pronto, capishe??
Tamahome: OO That was weird…
Miaka: Now that that is done with…*phone rings* Hello? Nuuriiiiii-chan!!! Ooo I missed yoooou sooooo much!!! You would never believe what happened to me today! Okay, see first I was on my way to the mall when-
Tamahome: -_-
Mitsukake:………………
Chiriko: BWAHAHA!! Mitsukake wishes all you foolish mortals a good day, and reminds you to wash behind your ears and eat all your broccoli!!
Mitsukake:…………….
Chiriko: Oh! And he also says that if you see Hotohori and Tama-neko, tell them to meet us at the Cocoa Islands where we are setting up our new, never before seen base.
Tamahome: I'l…er…pass the message to them…
Chiriko: Thanks^^! *the two disappear with identical evil cackles*
Tamahome: OO I need a vacation…
Meanwhile, on Earth…
Tasuki: I'll *beeping* kill anyone who sees me in this *beeping* grass skirt…*marches to the dog pound angrily* Stupid *beeping* authoress if she wasn't half-dragon-
pinkdragonflame: *popping out from behind a tree* Technically, I'm a third of a dragon.
Tasuki: Like I *beeping* give a *beep*!! I can't take it!! *tries to remove flowery headband* This is *beeping* TORTURE!!!
pinkdragonflame: May I remind you that you are currently unarmed-
Tasuki: *yanking on grass tufts at wrists* Grrrf!!! Wha tha??!! Didja *beeping* superglue these things on or something??!!!
pinkdragonflame: And very vulnerable to fire-
Tasuki: *pulling on necklace* GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!!!
pinkdragonflame: And in the middle of a street. Which isn't exactly the best of places to go stripping…
Innocent bystanders: OO
Tasuki: Gah!! Fine…*stops struggling* Stupid undersized gecko…
pinkdragonflame: I'm a Charmander! Not a gecko!! Humph!! *pouts*
Tasuki: Bleh…
pinkdragonflame: P Anywayz, go meet your new dog.
Tasuki: Why the *beep* should I? I hate dogs…horrible great slobbery creatures…
Byakko: *appearing out of nowhere* I support that!!
Tasuki: oO Dragon…
pinkdragonflame: Don't look at me^^…*walks off into a plot hole, whistling *
Tasuki: *Beep*!
Byakko: What's the matter? You look as though you've seen a ghost…
Tasuki: *Beeping* right…
Byakko: *shrugs* Anyway, I was wondering if you could help me? You see, my lil bro Suzaku is currently under the rule of the Evil Doc Mitsukake who has him working for cookies. Seiryuu's being paid jellybeans and Genbu's got a lifetime supply of caramel. They have all been transformed into sugar-high drones of utter hyperness, and basically, I'm the only sane one left!!
Tasuki: *snaps fingers* Suddenly, it all makes sense!!
Byakko: It does?
Tasuki: Yep…I'm surrounded by idiots…
Byakko: Hey…I'm not kidding; I really need your help!
(Suzaku and Seiryuu appear, giggling insanely)
Suzaku: Hehehe…*hic* we must abduct the furry one and bring him to the Evil Doctor Mitsukake, otherwise known as our boss!
Seiryuu: Hahaha…jellybeans…goooood…*hic*
(They each grab a arm and drag a kicking and screaming Byakko away)
Tasuki: Whatever…
Chichirii: Daaa!
Tasuki: Huh?
Chichirii: Daaaa da daa da da!!!
Tasuki: You. Say. You're. Experiment. 626.
Chichirii: *non nod* Daaa da da da daaa daaaaa!
Tasuki: You. Are. Gonna. Help. Me. Save. The. Universe.
Chichirii: Da^^!
(There is a bright flash of light and Tasuki finds himself teleported to Evil Mits' Secret Tropical Island Lair That No One Should know about)
Tasuki: oO
(Mits is sitting on a 12ft high golden throne with piccys of smiley faces painted all over it. On his left is Suzaku, on his right is Seiryuu, and in front of him is Genbu. They're all in their human forms and are pigging out on cookies, jellybeans and caramel respectively. Byakko is in licorice chains in a secluded corner, and is trying to eat the floor without being noticed)
Mitsukake:……………………………………
Chiriko: You're too late, 626! We've already enslaved three of the world's greatest powers in our glucose-induced goodness! With the completion of the final phase of our plan, we will be UNSTOPPABLE!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Chichirii: Daa…
Tasuki: Izzat all ya can *beeping* say??!!
Chihirii: Well, not really no da, but I gotta keep to the script. Da…
Tasuki: GAH!! Fine…
(Nakago & co. bursts through the door. In army-type clothes with a variety of weapons, I might add)
Nakago: *brandishing bazooka* We've got you now, Evil Mits!!!
Suboshi: *Ryuuseisui in hand* That's right! Hand over the gods-
Amiboshi: *waving flute around* And nobody gets hurt!!
Tasuki: oO
Mitsukake:………………………………………..
Chiriko: Unfortunately for you, we've already predicted this attack! *holds up jarful of chocolate chip cookies* Suzaku! Eliminate the intruders!
(The cookies glow red. Suzaku giggles and blasts Nakago & co.-)
Buzz Lightyear: To infinity, and beyond!! (And no, I don't own it)
Tasuki: oO
Chichirii: Daa…*sniffle*
Miaka: *crash landing in Space Ship of Justice* COOOOKIES!!! JELLLYBEANS!!! CARAMELLLL!!! *eats it all faster than you could say 'Help! She's eating it all!'*
Suzaku: oO
Seiryuu: Oo
Genbu: OO
Byakko: Mmmmm…I mean-YAY!! I'm saved!!!
Tasuki: Well, now that that's *beeping* over, can I get out of these *BEEPING* CLOTHES??!!!!!!!!!
(And so, Mitsukake's evil plans were thwarted by the brave Tasuki, Chichiri and *coughMiakacough*. Suzaku, Seiryuu, Byakko and Genbu went back home and lived happily ever after. Well, apart from the terrible stomachaches and the countless dentist visits their meano fairy godmother Taiitsukun made them go for. Miaka suffered about the same fate, and had to go an entire two hours without eating anything at all because she was so full. Tasuki finally got out of the Hawaiian outfit, and 626 dyed his hair pink. Hotohori, the Evil Cat's washer, got a new job as a shoe-shiner)
The (second very insane) end.
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