Imagine if we had new characters.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
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Puppy dog: Welcome all of you, and I would like you to meet the new players of Super Smash Brothers Melee!
Mewtwo: Yeah, yeah, who are they?
Puppy dog: Harry Potter!
Harry: Hello. I'll be using my magic to fight. Flipendo! *flipendo's a statue and makes it fall down*
Ness: *looks at the statue and gulps*
Puppy dog: *reads speech card* Mickey? Mickey mouse... (Sarcastically) Yay...
Marth: Who?
Mickey: Ha ha! Hello! I'll be fighting with these! *holds out kiddy videos*
Roy: Yuck!
Ness: Mickey! Too bad I'll have to fight you...
Puppy dog: And another member, Homer Simpson!
Homer: Hi, everyone! I'll be fighting with... uh, donuts?
Link: *sweat drop* This is not going to work out.
Zelda: He's yellow.
Pichu: He's fat.
Ness: He has no hair!
Homer: Why you little... *choking Ness*
Ness: *starts to choke Homer as well*
Puppy dog: Are you two related?
Ness: *hits Homer on the head with baseball bat* Nope.
Puppy dog: And the other character you'll meet at the tournament so you have to wait.
C. Falcon: Wonder who it is.
Puppy dog: Well, the first tournament with these new characters is in... *looks at watch* an hour!
Everyone runs into their rooms not including the new fighters*
Mario people's room
Mario: That Harry Potter gives me the creeps!
Luigi: Duh! He's magical!
Bowser: I don't know... that Homer Simpson guy is who I have to worry about. He attacks with donuts!
Peach: Please! It's that Mickey Mouse that's scary! Kiddy videos?
All: *shudder*
Link's room
Link: *looks at clock* 1 hour? Come on... Go faster time!!
Y. Link: Oh well, look at the bright side Link, no fighting for an hour.
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Marth and Roy's room
Marth: Did you hear something?
Roy: *looks up from army magazine* Yeah. Sounded like no.
Marth: Huh. I'm gonna go down to P.D. to find something out. *walks out*
I'm talking with the new characters
Puppy Dog: Ok, the first tournament is in an hour, and I'd like you to meet the new fighting character. Homer, Harry, Mickey, I'd like you to meet the new character.
New character: *evil smile* Hello, boys.
Puppy dog: Oh no, I see Marth! Run to your rooms everyone!
Homer, Harry, Mickey and the new character run to their rooms*
Marth: Hey, P.D?
Puppy Dog: Yes?
Marth: I can't help but wonder who the new character is.
Puppy dog: You'll find out in 5 minutes, now get ready.
Marth: Ok. *walks away*
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Roy: *phones Marth on his cell phone*
Marth: *answers his cell phone* Yeah, what do you want?
Roy: Where are you? The tournaments starting!
Marth: What?! I gotta go! * turns off cell phone and runs to the stadium*
Roy: Marth! Over here! *waves*
Marth: *runs to Roy*
Roy: Ok, they're about to announce the first people to fight.
Announcement: Will Peach please step onto the battleground and wait for her opponent.
Peach: Yeah!
Harry: *walks onto the battleground*
Announcer: Go!
Peach: *throws a turnip at Harry*
Harry: *gets hit* (sarcastically) That hurt... Flipendo!
Peach: *gets hit* OOOOWWW!!!!
Announcer: Game! Harry Potter wins! Now will Roy please step onto the battleground?
Roy: Yeah, I'm up! *walks on the battleground*
Peach: *is being carried on a stretcher out into the Hospital wing*
Announcer: Meet your opponent, Mickey Mouse!
Roy: (sarcastically) I'm so scared.
Mickey Mouse: *holds out videos and throws all 150 of them*
Roy: *is standing while the videos miss him* You have really bad aim.
Mickey: *punches Roy*
Roy: Ow! Hey! *hit's him with his sword*
Mickey: *gets flung out of the battlegrounds*
Announcer: Game!
Roy: *walks off battleground*
Mickey was flung off the battleground
Announcer: Marth, please step onto the battleground.
Marth:*walks onto battleground and lifts up his sword*
New character: *walks onto the battleground*
Audience: *gasps*
Marth: *drops sword*
New character: Hi. I'm so happy were going to be fighting. My name, is Barbie.
Marth: Eew.
Barbie: *evil laugh*
A/N: I don't know! I needed to make another character for this.
Marth: *picks up sword* I'm not fighting a human-sized doll for crying out loud!!
Link: (yelling from audience) Is Marth afraid of a doll? Chicken!
Marth: No, I'm--
Link: Chicken!
Barbie: *walks up behind Marth*
Marth:*turns around and slashes Barbie's head off* Oops. Oh well.
Bowser: God bless your soul.
Marth: What?
Bowser: You defeated the pink weirdo!
Marth: So?
Announcement: Marth? Get off the battleground so Bowser can come on for round 2.
Marth: Oh, sorry.
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything
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Puppy dog: Welcome all of you, and I would like you to meet the new players of Super Smash Brothers Melee!
Mewtwo: Yeah, yeah, who are they?
Puppy dog: Harry Potter!
Harry: Hello. I'll be using my magic to fight. Flipendo! *flipendo's a statue and makes it fall down*
Ness: *looks at the statue and gulps*
Puppy dog: *reads speech card* Mickey? Mickey mouse... (Sarcastically) Yay...
Marth: Who?
Mickey: Ha ha! Hello! I'll be fighting with these! *holds out kiddy videos*
Roy: Yuck!
Ness: Mickey! Too bad I'll have to fight you...
Puppy dog: And another member, Homer Simpson!
Homer: Hi, everyone! I'll be fighting with... uh, donuts?
Link: *sweat drop* This is not going to work out.
Zelda: He's yellow.
Pichu: He's fat.
Ness: He has no hair!
Homer: Why you little... *choking Ness*
Ness: *starts to choke Homer as well*
Puppy dog: Are you two related?
Ness: *hits Homer on the head with baseball bat* Nope.
Puppy dog: And the other character you'll meet at the tournament so you have to wait.
C. Falcon: Wonder who it is.
Puppy dog: Well, the first tournament with these new characters is in... *looks at watch* an hour!
Everyone runs into their rooms not including the new fighters*
Mario people's room
Mario: That Harry Potter gives me the creeps!
Luigi: Duh! He's magical!
Bowser: I don't know... that Homer Simpson guy is who I have to worry about. He attacks with donuts!
Peach: Please! It's that Mickey Mouse that's scary! Kiddy videos?
All: *shudder*
Link's room
Link: *looks at clock* 1 hour? Come on... Go faster time!!
Y. Link: Oh well, look at the bright side Link, no fighting for an hour.
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Marth and Roy's room
Marth: Did you hear something?
Roy: *looks up from army magazine* Yeah. Sounded like no.
Marth: Huh. I'm gonna go down to P.D. to find something out. *walks out*
I'm talking with the new characters
Puppy Dog: Ok, the first tournament is in an hour, and I'd like you to meet the new fighting character. Homer, Harry, Mickey, I'd like you to meet the new character.
New character: *evil smile* Hello, boys.
Puppy dog: Oh no, I see Marth! Run to your rooms everyone!
Homer, Harry, Mickey and the new character run to their rooms*
Marth: Hey, P.D?
Puppy Dog: Yes?
Marth: I can't help but wonder who the new character is.
Puppy dog: You'll find out in 5 minutes, now get ready.
Marth: Ok. *walks away*
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Roy: *phones Marth on his cell phone*
Marth: *answers his cell phone* Yeah, what do you want?
Roy: Where are you? The tournaments starting!
Marth: What?! I gotta go! * turns off cell phone and runs to the stadium*
Roy: Marth! Over here! *waves*
Marth: *runs to Roy*
Roy: Ok, they're about to announce the first people to fight.
Announcement: Will Peach please step onto the battleground and wait for her opponent.
Peach: Yeah!
Harry: *walks onto the battleground*
Announcer: Go!
Peach: *throws a turnip at Harry*
Harry: *gets hit* (sarcastically) That hurt... Flipendo!
Peach: *gets hit* OOOOWWW!!!!
Announcer: Game! Harry Potter wins! Now will Roy please step onto the battleground?
Roy: Yeah, I'm up! *walks on the battleground*
Peach: *is being carried on a stretcher out into the Hospital wing*
Announcer: Meet your opponent, Mickey Mouse!
Roy: (sarcastically) I'm so scared.
Mickey Mouse: *holds out videos and throws all 150 of them*
Roy: *is standing while the videos miss him* You have really bad aim.
Mickey: *punches Roy*
Roy: Ow! Hey! *hit's him with his sword*
Mickey: *gets flung out of the battlegrounds*
Announcer: Game!
Roy: *walks off battleground*
Mickey was flung off the battleground
Announcer: Marth, please step onto the battleground.
Marth:*walks onto battleground and lifts up his sword*
New character: *walks onto the battleground*
Audience: *gasps*
Marth: *drops sword*
New character: Hi. I'm so happy were going to be fighting. My name, is Barbie.
Marth: Eew.
Barbie: *evil laugh*
A/N: I don't know! I needed to make another character for this.
Marth: *picks up sword* I'm not fighting a human-sized doll for crying out loud!!
Link: (yelling from audience) Is Marth afraid of a doll? Chicken!
Marth: No, I'm--
Link: Chicken!
Barbie: *walks up behind Marth*
Marth:*turns around and slashes Barbie's head off* Oops. Oh well.
Bowser: God bless your soul.
Marth: What?
Bowser: You defeated the pink weirdo!
Marth: So?
Announcement: Marth? Get off the battleground so Bowser can come on for round 2.
Marth: Oh, sorry.
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