Disclaimer: wow.its me again.I don't know where all these silly things keep
commin from! I guess my writers block has finally dissipated after a very
very long time.I really wish I could figure out how to condense these
lovely things into chapters of one big story, tho,.for some reason it
wouldn't let me.any help is greatly appreciated! Again, I own nothing but
my fingers, which are achy from typing all night.song this time is "We
Should Have Rode the Bumper Cars" by Keepsake-really really pretty
song.whee! (Again, I apologize for bein so damned ooc.)
Nny landed on the floor of hell. Hard. Heaven had vomited him up once again-he didn't really care, he knew he wasn't meant to be there-plus the flying angel bunnies scared the shit outta him.
He rubbed the small of his back and looked around at his disheveled surroundings. Hmmm.Sr. Diablo was a little late.normally he was here in full cheerleader glory by now. As if summoned by this thought, a disgustingly perky cheerleader appeared in a puff of magenta smoke. (A/n: *poof!*)
"Like, hello, Nny?!" Satan greeted in a squeaky voice. In true airhead fashion, the statement ended in a question mark (a/n: someone, please, kill me now, my roommate really talks like this.she is SO lucky I cant find any sporks around campus..ugh.).
"Hello, Mr. Satan-man," Nny answered, resisting the urge to disembowel the devil for taking on such an incredibly annoying persona. "Guess you're gonna zap me back into existance, now, huh?"
"Well, like, not yet?! Like, I wanted to, like talk to you a little first?!"
Nny's eye began to twitch. "About what?"
"Like, Devi got the ring?!" (a/n: it is so freakin impossible to write this seriously while makin the devil talk like this..forgive me.I'm on my 4th bottle of Cherry Coke.)
"What? Are you serious? How? How did she react? What happened?"
"A police officer dropped it off at her house?! Like, somehow it survived the crash?! As for how she reacted.why don't you see for yourself?!" The demonic cheerleader waved a hand and the air swirled around into a type of portal-a window into the world of the living. Through it, Nny could see Devi sitting on the floor of her apartment, leaning against her front door, crystalline tears sliding down her porcelain-coloured skin. Nny reached out a hand to touch her, but of course, he couldn't. All he wanted was to wipe those tears away-to see her smile.
*I am flying. Dreams are dying I never wanted anything you said to ever be this way I really do appreciate the time you spent with me that day*
"Why.why is she crying? I bought her the ring to try to make her happy. Why.why is she wasting tears on me?" Nny wondered out loud.
"Because she realizes now what she was missing?!"
*I'll take you out on a Saturday But will it feel the same? We'll drive around Dream out loud Think of yesterday*
Nny turned to face the cheerleader. "Can it be fixed? Can I go back and fix it?"
Sr. Diablo gave him a look that almost showed pity. "I don't know if that would be wise, Nny?! She believes you to be dead. That may be the only reason she is crying?! Whose to says that if you go back and confront her, she wont slam the door in your face, thinking it all a cruel joke to try to win back her affections-only so you can try to kill her again?!"
*We'll talk for hours I'll buy you flowers You'll be my company*
"Cruel joke?!" Nny raged, his emotions getting the better of him, "Cruel joke?! Who the fuck are you to tell me about cruel jokes?! I'll tell you what's a joke-being a fuckin waste lock! Try that for a change! Try being a slave to a fuckin wall and a couple of fuckin pastry mascots! Fook!
*We'll get in my car We'll drive out real far I'll be your company*
"I tried to kill her, yes, but I couldn't help myself! I wasn't under control of my own life-my own thoughts and actions! If I could take it back.if I could take it all back.She has to see that-she has to see that I didn't mean any of it.sure, she might slam the door in my face; sure, she might kick my ass yet again, but I need to try-don't you see that? I need to at least try.
*I am flying. Dreams are dying I never wanted anything you said to ever be this way I really do appreciate the time you spent with me that day*
"I need to at least try." His voice began to crack.
Satan nodded his perky little head.
And Nny found himself outside Devi's door.
*I had a dream that I was in school I learned about all the things you Thought would make me cool From politics and fashion too Nothing was too good to learn for you*
He stood, and brushed the dirt form his pants. He walked up to the door, palms sweaty, hands shaking. He had never been so nervous in his entire life. He ran a hand over his head, cursing inwardly about how long it would take to grow his hair back.again. He took a deep breath. And knocked.
*I am flying. Dreams are dying I never wanted anything you said to ever be this way I really do appreciate the time you spent with me that day I'll take you out on a Saturday But will it feel the same? We'll drive around Dream out loud Think of yesterday*
He heard a slight scraping sound from the other side-the sound of someone standing, and slowly the door swung open, revealing the tear-stained face of Devi. Her eyes opened wide in shock. "Nny!" She gasped.
*We'll talk for hours I'll buy you flowers You'll be my company We'll get in my car We'll drive out real far I'll be your company*
"Umm.hi, Devi" Nny answered.
*I'll be your company*
Nny landed on the floor of hell. Hard. Heaven had vomited him up once again-he didn't really care, he knew he wasn't meant to be there-plus the flying angel bunnies scared the shit outta him.
He rubbed the small of his back and looked around at his disheveled surroundings. Hmmm.Sr. Diablo was a little late.normally he was here in full cheerleader glory by now. As if summoned by this thought, a disgustingly perky cheerleader appeared in a puff of magenta smoke. (A/n: *poof!*)
"Like, hello, Nny?!" Satan greeted in a squeaky voice. In true airhead fashion, the statement ended in a question mark (a/n: someone, please, kill me now, my roommate really talks like this.she is SO lucky I cant find any sporks around campus..ugh.).
"Hello, Mr. Satan-man," Nny answered, resisting the urge to disembowel the devil for taking on such an incredibly annoying persona. "Guess you're gonna zap me back into existance, now, huh?"
"Well, like, not yet?! Like, I wanted to, like talk to you a little first?!"
Nny's eye began to twitch. "About what?"
"Like, Devi got the ring?!" (a/n: it is so freakin impossible to write this seriously while makin the devil talk like this..forgive me.I'm on my 4th bottle of Cherry Coke.)
"What? Are you serious? How? How did she react? What happened?"
"A police officer dropped it off at her house?! Like, somehow it survived the crash?! As for how she reacted.why don't you see for yourself?!" The demonic cheerleader waved a hand and the air swirled around into a type of portal-a window into the world of the living. Through it, Nny could see Devi sitting on the floor of her apartment, leaning against her front door, crystalline tears sliding down her porcelain-coloured skin. Nny reached out a hand to touch her, but of course, he couldn't. All he wanted was to wipe those tears away-to see her smile.
*I am flying. Dreams are dying I never wanted anything you said to ever be this way I really do appreciate the time you spent with me that day*
"Why.why is she crying? I bought her the ring to try to make her happy. Why.why is she wasting tears on me?" Nny wondered out loud.
"Because she realizes now what she was missing?!"
*I'll take you out on a Saturday But will it feel the same? We'll drive around Dream out loud Think of yesterday*
Nny turned to face the cheerleader. "Can it be fixed? Can I go back and fix it?"
Sr. Diablo gave him a look that almost showed pity. "I don't know if that would be wise, Nny?! She believes you to be dead. That may be the only reason she is crying?! Whose to says that if you go back and confront her, she wont slam the door in your face, thinking it all a cruel joke to try to win back her affections-only so you can try to kill her again?!"
*We'll talk for hours I'll buy you flowers You'll be my company*
"Cruel joke?!" Nny raged, his emotions getting the better of him, "Cruel joke?! Who the fuck are you to tell me about cruel jokes?! I'll tell you what's a joke-being a fuckin waste lock! Try that for a change! Try being a slave to a fuckin wall and a couple of fuckin pastry mascots! Fook!
*We'll get in my car We'll drive out real far I'll be your company*
"I tried to kill her, yes, but I couldn't help myself! I wasn't under control of my own life-my own thoughts and actions! If I could take it back.if I could take it all back.She has to see that-she has to see that I didn't mean any of it.sure, she might slam the door in my face; sure, she might kick my ass yet again, but I need to try-don't you see that? I need to at least try.
*I am flying. Dreams are dying I never wanted anything you said to ever be this way I really do appreciate the time you spent with me that day*
"I need to at least try." His voice began to crack.
Satan nodded his perky little head.
And Nny found himself outside Devi's door.
*I had a dream that I was in school I learned about all the things you Thought would make me cool From politics and fashion too Nothing was too good to learn for you*
He stood, and brushed the dirt form his pants. He walked up to the door, palms sweaty, hands shaking. He had never been so nervous in his entire life. He ran a hand over his head, cursing inwardly about how long it would take to grow his hair back.again. He took a deep breath. And knocked.
*I am flying. Dreams are dying I never wanted anything you said to ever be this way I really do appreciate the time you spent with me that day I'll take you out on a Saturday But will it feel the same? We'll drive around Dream out loud Think of yesterday*
He heard a slight scraping sound from the other side-the sound of someone standing, and slowly the door swung open, revealing the tear-stained face of Devi. Her eyes opened wide in shock. "Nny!" She gasped.
*We'll talk for hours I'll buy you flowers You'll be my company We'll get in my car We'll drive out real far I'll be your company*
"Umm.hi, Devi" Nny answered.
*I'll be your company*