"You Got The Wrong Ranma"
At the police station...
"DAMMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?" immediately the frantic scream of Nabiki, forced police officers to grab her arms. Yanking her down, her psychotic rage and screaming weren't helping anything or anyone. Akane sighed a sad weep of anger, regret, sorrow, and deep, deep agony. After the news of Happisau and Cologne's murder in their own restaurant, the police stepped in further. They read up on their lives and knew about Ranma.
Naturally police protocol requires that you ask questions of all known parties, with the deceased. Unfortunately Nabiki was all the more eager to blame Ranma for their deaths, as well Ryouga's from yesterday. "Nabiki you need to stop blaming Ranma. We all know he doesn't have the guts to." "WRONG" Nabiki cut off Akane before she could finished. The greedy girl's eyes seemed to shimmer with coldness, a hidden fear/reason brimmed inside.
They had been assigned to Detective Jack Griller, a real hard ass in true detail. The griff gruff man had a beard & hair set, blacker then charcoal. Twice as thick but twice as short was his temper. Straightening out his caramel trench coat from Nabiki's "hissy fights", Griller eyeballed the 3 sisters thickly. Twitching wood brown eyes "Let's take it from the top AGAIN, 3 of your friends have been brutally slaughtered in 2 days".
None of you saw anything wrong with them before murders, and none of you were near them when it happened. No eye witnesses have given any CLEAR description of the killer either," Akane squeaked and immediately jumped up. She cried "What a minute people have SEEN who" "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE" Akane squeaked again with a low growl this time, sitting back down. Griller cleared his throat & began again "As was I SAYING MISS TENDO.
We DON'T have a clear image of the killer, all people point out is a mop style black hair cut on the killer. Everything else gets to muffled and crazy to make any sense" Kasumi, Akane, & Nabiki listened to the "odd reports." However each one made less sense to them then it did to Detective Griller, goat hooves, flapping wings, red fur samples. The girls sighed in confusion. Griller leaned in close on Nabiki, she blinked and replied oddly "What is it?"
"The reports also state that all of these people are enemies to a certain someone, who's been missing lately. A certain someone that several witnesses have spotted him fighting with the deceased," Akane gulped. "Oh shit, he's gonna think Ranma did it for sure, as long as there's a motive. That means there's no hope for" Akane's thoughts were cut short from a scream.
"Detective Griller" Jack screamed and slammed his door open shouting back, to the voice. "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" The young officer turned whiter then clouds, Griller had veins bursting out of his throat like blood vessels ready to pop under the pressure. "Uh sir there's been a report of an intruder outside a Mr. uhh" the officer checked his fumbled papers, scanning for the name he had nervously lost.
"Ah yes a Mr. Akuno's home. He and his sister Kodachi have reported the perp that your case has," Griller grabbed the boy's shirt & shook him madly. "TELL ME THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW is...he...still...there?" the boy nodded, Griller laughed and leapt outside screaming to the girls. "WERE OFF" Kasumi grabbed her things as she and Nabiki bolted from the room, in a few minutes a whole squad of heavily armed police force marched outside.
Leaving the once busy office emptier then a tomb, leaving only but the lovely and frightened Akane to stare in terror. The color drained from her face, hardly unable to move or think, "Ranma.....no. Please don't let it be you."
At Akuno's home...
Black suits and guns clicked into the night, a barrage of officers armed with every kind of firepower. Bombs, grenades, tear gas, pistols, shotguns anything that kills was aimed into the home of Akuno and Kodachi, Griller laughed loudly. "Even if this Ranma is as deadly as the girls say, we got enough weapons here to vaporize a country he's dead meat" Griller grinned. Nabiki, Kasumi, and eventually Akane had made their way to the scene.
There were lights on inside the dark and mansion sized home, and oddly enough nothing odd came into sound. No breaking glass, no screams for help, it truly was a peculiar set up. Both Akuno and Kodachi had already evacuated their home, eagerly awaiting the police to take down the intruder. But this odd veil of confusion was wearing down both Griller and Akane, surely Ranma would have seen the police outside by now.
"HEY Schwartz" Griller hollered towards the young trembling officer, that hold reported the sighting of Ranma. "Yes, sir GAH" Griller choked his throat tightly, screaming like boiling volcano with a face to match. "If this intruder isn't the guy I'm after, then your gonna be sucking horse shit through the back of your". "INTRUDER! INTRUDER!" Griller turned immediately, a shadow emerged from the endless void of shadows. Arms waving in panic.
Nabiki turned paler then a ghost and grabbed the megaphone from Griller, fear seized her heart harder then her head. "OPEN FIRE!" "WAAAAIT!", the shadow screamed out desperately but it was easily silenced by gunfire. The shadow's body writhed and shook violently, explosions of shotguns and bullets sliced through flesh and blood. Bones snapped like twig and blew off the body, the splattering puddles of blood rained across the street like rain.
Griller stopped the fire slowly but it wouldn't be able to stop the bloodshed, the sound of vomiting ejected from Kasumi. An arm & several fingers ripped to shreds by endless gunfire, the sickening sounds of bone & flesh breaking. Finally enough limbs and organs had been brutally slaughtered enough, for the officers and Griller to see the face. "Is that him?" Griller shouted, but no voice answered back none of the girls could speak. Not even Nabiki could.
Because the bloody thump of the brainless body that has fallen before them, the sack of butchered flesh who's brain was in sloppy globs. And body was shredded like hamburger meat was finally identified, at the sight of shattered circle glasses. ".....Moose?" Akane couldn't even begin to comprehend this madness any longer, for just as Moose's body dropped before her feet. Another shadow figured crash landed on top of Griller, it was Ranma.
The REAL Ranma bound, gagged, tied, bruised, bleeding, and struggling with a face filled with such fright and terror Akane couldn't even imagine. "That's HIM that's the guy Uh" Nabiki was pushed aside by Griller, he growled coldly. "Now you say that AFTER YOU KILLED THAT GUY" Griller and Nabiki grumbled towards each other, as Ranma was cuffed. "This is happening too fast ....What's going on, Ranma is arrested Moose is dead".
Akane's brain couldn't take this colossal pressure she gasped, and rolled her lovely eyes back into her head before fainting. Akuno easily saved her from the fall "Well my sleeping princess of strength and heart rest well tonight. For things tonight are best forgotten from your lovely little head" quoted Akuno.
The Next Day....at the mall...
"This is absolutely the thing I needed, a little relax and shopping vacation to get Ranma off my mind" Nabiki giggled evilly, waving flashy clothes, jewelry and everything else she could get. Kodachi shopping alongside her "It's too bad Ranma had to be a killer, we'd have made such a beautiful couple". Akuno grunted and sweat dropped watching the women shop "The reason for my being here and baring, this agony of boredom still defeats me so".
Nabiki elbowed his gut and frowned to the "always annoying" upper-class men, "Your here to protect us oh "honorable warrior". After all with the cash prize reward Griller gave us for bagging Ranma is quite delicious, wouldn't want anyone to steal it now would we?" Nabiki smirked. Unaware of the odd actions around the mall as Nabiki and Kodachi shopped, they seemed to be the only ones there. As if something was drawing people away from the mall.
Kodachi raised a pink glittery dress that simply shined with diamonds and riches, she hugged it giggling. Akuno groaned and poked Nabiki "Pray tell when Akane shall be joining us oh greedy one?", Nabiki grunted loudly. "Down lover boy Akane still shaken up after last night's little shit storm" analyzing her wallet as she spoke, Nabiki sighed at the thought of her sister. "It's sad really all this time he lived with us, and Akane was too blind to see the poor schmuck was a murdering prick" suddenly everything went black.
Every lamp, light bulb, and any source of light was dead in darkness. Nabiki growled grinding her teeth with a loud scream, she cried out in annoying rage. "HEY I've had enough bullshit for one night now what the hell is going on here?" no answer returned to Nabiki, just endless, soundless darkness. Akuno grasped his sword growling in concentration, immediately taking a fighter stance with his sister. "Do you feel that sister?" "Yes, I do brother".
"We are not alone" the ninja siblings spoke coldly together, both sensed the fact that they were alone no more quiet obviously. And sadly enough for them it was true, and Nabiki though she will not admit it knows it as well. "Attention ladies and gentle Oops I mean DICK" a voice buzzed over the intercom, instantly all 3 gasped at the voice. "No, no, no, no it can't be him no way in hell, we bagged that bastard last night I know it" Nabiki squeaked.
The dreadful voice of death buzzed loudly once more, a voice we all have known far too well. "Alert, alert we have a real special treat for all you shopaholics today and I mean a REAL bargain. It's 3 of the sneakiest, slimiest, sickest scum sucking fucking sinners that ever fucked this earth", cold chills ran up Nabiki's spine at the voice. "It can't be" she squeaked "Oh but it is Nabiki it is.....You got the wrong Ranma HAHAHAHAHAHAHA".
To be continued...
At the police station...
"DAMMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?" immediately the frantic scream of Nabiki, forced police officers to grab her arms. Yanking her down, her psychotic rage and screaming weren't helping anything or anyone. Akane sighed a sad weep of anger, regret, sorrow, and deep, deep agony. After the news of Happisau and Cologne's murder in their own restaurant, the police stepped in further. They read up on their lives and knew about Ranma.
Naturally police protocol requires that you ask questions of all known parties, with the deceased. Unfortunately Nabiki was all the more eager to blame Ranma for their deaths, as well Ryouga's from yesterday. "Nabiki you need to stop blaming Ranma. We all know he doesn't have the guts to." "WRONG" Nabiki cut off Akane before she could finished. The greedy girl's eyes seemed to shimmer with coldness, a hidden fear/reason brimmed inside.
They had been assigned to Detective Jack Griller, a real hard ass in true detail. The griff gruff man had a beard & hair set, blacker then charcoal. Twice as thick but twice as short was his temper. Straightening out his caramel trench coat from Nabiki's "hissy fights", Griller eyeballed the 3 sisters thickly. Twitching wood brown eyes "Let's take it from the top AGAIN, 3 of your friends have been brutally slaughtered in 2 days".
None of you saw anything wrong with them before murders, and none of you were near them when it happened. No eye witnesses have given any CLEAR description of the killer either," Akane squeaked and immediately jumped up. She cried "What a minute people have SEEN who" "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE" Akane squeaked again with a low growl this time, sitting back down. Griller cleared his throat & began again "As was I SAYING MISS TENDO.
We DON'T have a clear image of the killer, all people point out is a mop style black hair cut on the killer. Everything else gets to muffled and crazy to make any sense" Kasumi, Akane, & Nabiki listened to the "odd reports." However each one made less sense to them then it did to Detective Griller, goat hooves, flapping wings, red fur samples. The girls sighed in confusion. Griller leaned in close on Nabiki, she blinked and replied oddly "What is it?"
"The reports also state that all of these people are enemies to a certain someone, who's been missing lately. A certain someone that several witnesses have spotted him fighting with the deceased," Akane gulped. "Oh shit, he's gonna think Ranma did it for sure, as long as there's a motive. That means there's no hope for" Akane's thoughts were cut short from a scream.
"Detective Griller" Jack screamed and slammed his door open shouting back, to the voice. "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" The young officer turned whiter then clouds, Griller had veins bursting out of his throat like blood vessels ready to pop under the pressure. "Uh sir there's been a report of an intruder outside a Mr. uhh" the officer checked his fumbled papers, scanning for the name he had nervously lost.
"Ah yes a Mr. Akuno's home. He and his sister Kodachi have reported the perp that your case has," Griller grabbed the boy's shirt & shook him madly. "TELL ME THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW is...he...still...there?" the boy nodded, Griller laughed and leapt outside screaming to the girls. "WERE OFF" Kasumi grabbed her things as she and Nabiki bolted from the room, in a few minutes a whole squad of heavily armed police force marched outside.
Leaving the once busy office emptier then a tomb, leaving only but the lovely and frightened Akane to stare in terror. The color drained from her face, hardly unable to move or think, "Ranma.....no. Please don't let it be you."
At Akuno's home...
Black suits and guns clicked into the night, a barrage of officers armed with every kind of firepower. Bombs, grenades, tear gas, pistols, shotguns anything that kills was aimed into the home of Akuno and Kodachi, Griller laughed loudly. "Even if this Ranma is as deadly as the girls say, we got enough weapons here to vaporize a country he's dead meat" Griller grinned. Nabiki, Kasumi, and eventually Akane had made their way to the scene.
There were lights on inside the dark and mansion sized home, and oddly enough nothing odd came into sound. No breaking glass, no screams for help, it truly was a peculiar set up. Both Akuno and Kodachi had already evacuated their home, eagerly awaiting the police to take down the intruder. But this odd veil of confusion was wearing down both Griller and Akane, surely Ranma would have seen the police outside by now.
"HEY Schwartz" Griller hollered towards the young trembling officer, that hold reported the sighting of Ranma. "Yes, sir GAH" Griller choked his throat tightly, screaming like boiling volcano with a face to match. "If this intruder isn't the guy I'm after, then your gonna be sucking horse shit through the back of your". "INTRUDER! INTRUDER!" Griller turned immediately, a shadow emerged from the endless void of shadows. Arms waving in panic.
Nabiki turned paler then a ghost and grabbed the megaphone from Griller, fear seized her heart harder then her head. "OPEN FIRE!" "WAAAAIT!", the shadow screamed out desperately but it was easily silenced by gunfire. The shadow's body writhed and shook violently, explosions of shotguns and bullets sliced through flesh and blood. Bones snapped like twig and blew off the body, the splattering puddles of blood rained across the street like rain.
Griller stopped the fire slowly but it wouldn't be able to stop the bloodshed, the sound of vomiting ejected from Kasumi. An arm & several fingers ripped to shreds by endless gunfire, the sickening sounds of bone & flesh breaking. Finally enough limbs and organs had been brutally slaughtered enough, for the officers and Griller to see the face. "Is that him?" Griller shouted, but no voice answered back none of the girls could speak. Not even Nabiki could.
Because the bloody thump of the brainless body that has fallen before them, the sack of butchered flesh who's brain was in sloppy globs. And body was shredded like hamburger meat was finally identified, at the sight of shattered circle glasses. ".....Moose?" Akane couldn't even begin to comprehend this madness any longer, for just as Moose's body dropped before her feet. Another shadow figured crash landed on top of Griller, it was Ranma.
The REAL Ranma bound, gagged, tied, bruised, bleeding, and struggling with a face filled with such fright and terror Akane couldn't even imagine. "That's HIM that's the guy Uh" Nabiki was pushed aside by Griller, he growled coldly. "Now you say that AFTER YOU KILLED THAT GUY" Griller and Nabiki grumbled towards each other, as Ranma was cuffed. "This is happening too fast ....What's going on, Ranma is arrested Moose is dead".
Akane's brain couldn't take this colossal pressure she gasped, and rolled her lovely eyes back into her head before fainting. Akuno easily saved her from the fall "Well my sleeping princess of strength and heart rest well tonight. For things tonight are best forgotten from your lovely little head" quoted Akuno.
The Next Day....at the mall...
"This is absolutely the thing I needed, a little relax and shopping vacation to get Ranma off my mind" Nabiki giggled evilly, waving flashy clothes, jewelry and everything else she could get. Kodachi shopping alongside her "It's too bad Ranma had to be a killer, we'd have made such a beautiful couple". Akuno grunted and sweat dropped watching the women shop "The reason for my being here and baring, this agony of boredom still defeats me so".
Nabiki elbowed his gut and frowned to the "always annoying" upper-class men, "Your here to protect us oh "honorable warrior". After all with the cash prize reward Griller gave us for bagging Ranma is quite delicious, wouldn't want anyone to steal it now would we?" Nabiki smirked. Unaware of the odd actions around the mall as Nabiki and Kodachi shopped, they seemed to be the only ones there. As if something was drawing people away from the mall.
Kodachi raised a pink glittery dress that simply shined with diamonds and riches, she hugged it giggling. Akuno groaned and poked Nabiki "Pray tell when Akane shall be joining us oh greedy one?", Nabiki grunted loudly. "Down lover boy Akane still shaken up after last night's little shit storm" analyzing her wallet as she spoke, Nabiki sighed at the thought of her sister. "It's sad really all this time he lived with us, and Akane was too blind to see the poor schmuck was a murdering prick" suddenly everything went black.
Every lamp, light bulb, and any source of light was dead in darkness. Nabiki growled grinding her teeth with a loud scream, she cried out in annoying rage. "HEY I've had enough bullshit for one night now what the hell is going on here?" no answer returned to Nabiki, just endless, soundless darkness. Akuno grasped his sword growling in concentration, immediately taking a fighter stance with his sister. "Do you feel that sister?" "Yes, I do brother".
"We are not alone" the ninja siblings spoke coldly together, both sensed the fact that they were alone no more quiet obviously. And sadly enough for them it was true, and Nabiki though she will not admit it knows it as well. "Attention ladies and gentle Oops I mean DICK" a voice buzzed over the intercom, instantly all 3 gasped at the voice. "No, no, no, no it can't be him no way in hell, we bagged that bastard last night I know it" Nabiki squeaked.
The dreadful voice of death buzzed loudly once more, a voice we all have known far too well. "Alert, alert we have a real special treat for all you shopaholics today and I mean a REAL bargain. It's 3 of the sneakiest, slimiest, sickest scum sucking fucking sinners that ever fucked this earth", cold chills ran up Nabiki's spine at the voice. "It can't be" she squeaked "Oh but it is Nabiki it is.....You got the wrong Ranma HAHAHAHAHAHAHA".
To be continued...