Tonkpils
Dran: Okie...something a "Little" bit more serious for my E.L series...
Kori: Slipknot/Zelda/Pies are not Dranzer's by birthright...If they were he'd be one happy 2 year old
Dran: Damn straight...wait!?!?!?
Kori: On with the tale!
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Link: *has just finished turning the room in the forest temple so he can get in the boss room* Stupid Saria, I better get paid big time for this *stands on the tri-force in the boss room, turns and stares face to face with....
-EVIL SPIRIT FROM BEYOND-
Phantom Gannon
Gannon: Huhuhuhu *starts charging up a big ball of energy* (his horse is sick o.O)
Link: *the music of I am Hated plays in the background instead of the boss music, except it is kinda ocarina-ized, as he starts playing tenis of terror with Gannon's phantom*
The whole temple is my enemy - and I'm a walking target
Two times the Gannon with all the significance
Ripped and torn for the love of a stalfo
I can't stay - because I can't be stopped
Eat mother fuckers alive who cross us
I know you're all tired of the same ol' bosses
Let me tell you how it's gonna be
I'm gonna kill any boss who steps up in front of me
Welcome to the same ol' fucking scam
Same ol' shit in a dead fad
Everybody like malon wants to be so hard
Are you real or a second rate sports card?
They all lost their dad or their wife just died
They never got to go outside - SHUT UP
Nobody gives a fuck
it doesn't change the fact that you suck
I am The anti-cancer
I am The only answer
Stripped down, I want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
I am Hero of time
I am, You know what I am, Bitch
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore
Now they say I'm pretty and I know I'm cool
But Talon's fat and I'm ugly and proud
Talon: *Nods*
Link: So fuck you
Standing out is the new pretension
Sreamline the (sic)ness, half-assed aggression
You gotta see it to believe it, we all got conned
All the Lon Lon sacred cows we spawned
Put your trust in the mission
I will not repent - this is MY religion
I am The anti-cancer
I am The only answer
Stripped down, I want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
I am Hero of time
I am, You know what I am, Bitch
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore
I AM HATED
YOU ARE HATED
WE ARE HATED
Everything sucks and I can prove it
Gannon shall die, shuffle on, remove it
Idividuals, indispensable
I'm the fierce deity vessel
...the other side holds no secret
But for you this side is done, You won't need don't need it
Before you go, you should know you're breaking down
You'll be rotten by the time you're under-
Gannon: *starts to disintegrate and fly around, he plummets into that purple portal*
Link: Urm...Ground
I am The anti-cancer
I am The only answer
Stripped down, I want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
I am Hero of time
I am, You know what I am, Bitch
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore
*Flash forward*
Gannon: I am The source of conscience
I am Distorted sentient
There's only one thing left
And I can't leave until it's sated
I am The absolute
I am Controlling you
*the ring of sages appear out of the mist, surrounding Gannon*
Gannon: They're closing in, I can't escape
I AM HATED!!!
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Dran: Done...what did everyone think? You all hate it don't you...Like me
Rel: I don't hate you
Dran: I wish you would...
Ruto: What happened to my story?!?!
Dran: *shrugs* Ain't wrote it yet
Ruto: *death glare*
Kori: *stands between Dranzer and Ruto to stop anything before it happens*
Oodles: *zooms around* Oh well...I guess I get to say later days...LATER DAYS *waves and continues to zoom*