Heero: Who get's to leave the island, I beat them.

Andi: We changed the rules, Wufei has to beat Donna and Quatre has to beat me if you want to leave.

Donna: Mars Eternal Power (transforms into Sailor Mars)

Andi: Oh what the hell, Saturn Eternal Power (transforms into Sailor Saturn)

Quatre: Ummm.....There is no way I can win

Andi: You can't give up already (looks at Pokemon characters) You guys can leave now (they vanish in a flash of Orange marmalade and cashews)

Donna: (After wiping Duo's spit off the side of her mouth) Come on Wufie!!!

Wufei: You will pay for that woman! Go Nataku!!!!!!

Nataku: Shelder

Donna: I want my Magmar (brings out the flame duck)

Wufei: Why do I get stuck with the weak one?

Andi: Luck of the draw


Wufei: Bubble, now

Nataku: Shell!!! (blows bubbles at Magmar who ducks out of the way)

Donna: Firespin!!

Magmar: (sits down in front of a campfire, the Shelder on a stick, roasting it on a spit and then has a small victory dinner)

Wufei: Why do I get the feeling this is rigged?

Donna: Gyrados, I choose you!

Gyrados: Rahhh

Wufei: Go Nataku the second!

Nataku 2: Bellsprout

Wufei: Vine whip, now!

Nataku 2: (whips Gyrados to no effect)

Donna: Gyrados, dragon range!

Gyrados: (yells and is joined by other Gyrados and they destroy the little ol' Bellsprout into a pile of green pulp

Wufei: Go Nataku the third

Nataku 3: Rattata (doesn't wait for instructions, a very impatient Pokemon)

Donna: (laughs at the attempt) Gyrados return, go Kadabra

Kadabra: Kadabra! (Beats the Rattata over the head with spoon)

Rattata: (rolls over dead from a major headache)

Wufei: How can it attack without you voicing it?

Donna: It's psychically linked to me, cool huh? I don't have to say anything

Wufei: Go Nataku the fourth

Nataku 4: Eggecu......(it's only half of an eggecutor so it can only say half of it's name)

Wufei: What the-

Andi: No way, no potty mouth allowed or we'll take back your nice Pokemon and give you Heero's

Wufei: Go do something, egg bomb

Eggecu: (looks at him, the top is missing, there are no eggs)

Wufei: Go drown yourself

Eggecu: (obeys)

Wufei: Go Nataku the fifth

Nataku 5: Meowth, where am I?

Wufei: Do your thing you ugly feline

Nataku 5: I resent that (scratches Wufei's face)

Wufei: (get's another nosebleed and kicks it away) Go-

Duo: Come up with something original already won't you?

Donna: Return Kadabra, this Pokemon is my pride and joy, Go Moltres!

Wufei: Go Shenlong

Duo, Heero, Trowa and Quatre: (sweatdrop)

Shenlong: Magicarp, Magicarp

Wufei: This piece of shit is my last Pokemon? Injustice!

Donna: How can you say that to a Magicarp? They're soooo cute! Moltres, flame thrower (puts index fingers together) Mars fire ignite!

They both singe Wufei to a crisp

Wufei: You stupid Pokemon, do something to protect me, you worthless piece of wasted toxic

Magicarp: (glows white and changes shape, Andi and Donna snicker)

Andi: Serves you right

Donna: It's evolving, since it doesn't like you, I get to keep it!

Shenlong: Rahhhhhh (becomes a Gyrados)

Wufei: Ahhh ahhhh ahhhh (runs into the ocean, being chased by the angry Gyrados)

Donna: I win, imagine that (turns to Duo) I claim you as my prize

Andi: Come on Quatre, let's get this over with, Go Ninetails!!!

Ninetails: Nine..tails

Quatre: Go Rashid

Rashid: Growlith

Quatre: It's cute!!!!!!!!

Andi: So are you

Quatre: (blushes) Rashid, tackle attack

Andi: Ninetails, flame thrower maximum attack

Growlith: Yelp! (is engulfed by flames and comes out black, faints but doesn't die)

Donna: Growlith is unable to continue

Quatre: Rashid, return! Go Sandrock

Sandrock: Eevee

Andi: Go Articuno

Donna: (chucks a water stone at Eevee making it evolve into Vaporeon)

Quatre: You cheated

Donna: I just evened up the odds for you pansy

Quatre: Vaporeon, make yourself invisible and attack with water gun

Andi: Articuno, Ice beam

Articuno: (Starts to obey command but Vaporeon attacks and injures it)

Andi: Articuno return, Go Wigglytuff!! Use your lullaby

Quatre: Sandrock, return, Go Iria

Iria: Vulpix!!!

Quatre: Iria, return. (returns the duh gazes) It's too cute, I don't' want to hurt it Go Father

Donna: Can't you ever say dad?

Father: Free!!!!!

Quatre: Use your stun-spore

Father: (falls to the ground fast asleep)

Quatre: Return Father!

Donna: DAD!! Say DAD!!!!!!

Quatre: Go Quatrina !!!!!!!

Andi: Wigglytuff return, Go Ponyta!!!

Quatrina: Dratini!!

Ponyta: (snorts and paws the ground in anger)

Andi: Did I mention that my Ponyta has a very short temper

Quatre: Quatrina, Ice beam!!

Quatrina: Dratini! (Throws ice at Ponyta, freezing the hooves to the ground)

Andi: Ponyta, tail whip!

Flames fly at Quatrina and it ends up on the ground quartered and in paper, ready to be roasted

Andi: Ponyta, return, Go Mew!!!!!!

Mew: Mew?!

Quatre: Okay, I trust this Pokemon with all my heart, go Trowa!!

Trowa: Haunter! (turns to look at Quatre with big eyes)

Quatre: (turns white and shrinks) eep! (runs into the woods)

Andi: I win, Mew return

Trowa: Haunter

Trowa: (walks up to Trowa) No, I'm Trowa, not you, me

Trowa: Haunter

Trowa: ........

Trowa: Haunter

Trowa: ........

Trowa: Haunter

Trowa: .......Boo........

Trowa: (faints)

Andi: (comes back out of the woods with Quatre.) We win, you pilots get to stay here

Donna: (clutches Duo protectively) He's coming with me

Andi: Fine, (grabs Quatre's arm) You can come with me

A big voice comes from the sky: What about me? (A blue beam of light flashes down and takes on the form of another human girl. This one about 5'2' with long chestnut brown hair and brown eyes.

Lauren: I want a toy too

Donna: (snickers) everyone knows how much you want Wufei

Lauren: (sweetly) Donna, did you know that your nose is bleeding, what have you been doing all afternoon. By the way, Henry died this afternoon

Donna: (turns white) No, not my birdy (vanishes into a portal dragging Duo behind her)

Andi: Quatre, do you want to come home with me

Quatre: Do you have any tea or coffee?


Andi: Both

Quatre: (hugs her) You're my new best friend. I'm there (the two of them vanish as well)

Lauren: (looks at both Trowa and Heero) Oh well, I might as well take both of you home, it's not like you're going to make very much noise or anything.

Heero: ........

Trowa: .........

Lauren: Good I'm glad you agree with me (hooks arms with them and walks into the portal Wizard of OZ style)

Heero: (Popping head in one last time) OZ???? Where?

Trowa and Lauren: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ

Heero: (fires shots into the sky and vanishes)

6 years, 8 months, 13 days, 22 hours, 52 minutes, and 2 seconds after that Wufei dragged himself out of the sea with a long beard that could match the length of Duo's braid.

Wufei: Guys, where are you? Where is my Nataku? Someone help? (Eyes brighten) No one is here to challenge my justice, I'm free from the world!

Relena: (calls and her voice echos through the trees) HEEERRRRROOOOO!!!!!! Have you seen my stunt double anywhere? Someone said that she was here so I had to come and see her and when I found out that you were here too, I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone. (Spots Wufei) You'll have to work, WWWWUUUUUFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wufei: (looks up at the sky) eep!