I own no Vampires. If I did, I wouldn't be here at the moment writing
fanfiction. I would be off enjoying the vampire bishounen, or dead. Either
way, it would be fun while it lasted. I don't own Sailor Moon either, or
things would be a LOT different...
Warnings: Slight OOC for many a blue-haired senshi. I based this scene on what normally goes on in school when my bff SandScytheAngel13 and I are making fun of our *Ahem* respective vampires.
Beware for very bad puns.
I would really appreciate it if you would keep writing reviews, even if you have to sign out to do it. Constructive critisism is welcome and embraced. No flames, for SSA13, or me because one time, I lit my bathroom on fire (I really did!). I have no had good experiences with fire, or flame. Enough babbling, on with the fic!
This one's for you, Merciful Death!
4
Serena pov
Tuesday, March 3rd: 9:47 (the night is young ;-))
Louis and Lestat's "Pad"
Tokyo, Japan
We arrived at Louis and Lestat's house within a short ammount of time and, thankfully, weren't pulled over by a cop for speeding. Lestat and his little mind-control detail worked wonders when he was angry, especially when he and Louis had a... disagreement.
"We're here," Lestat stated, not bothering to let us out, walking right into the house. "Hey, Louis!" he shouted.
"We should get out," I said, suddenly hearing the fireplace roar furiously. "Maybe you should cover your ears while you're at it."
"Why?" asked Raye.
"Because somebody is going to yell very loudly right about..."
"LESTAT!" Louis suddenly roared. It was seldom that he roared, so something HAD to have pissed him off- badly.
"Louis, you shouldn't be reading when we have guests. It's impolite and I won't have in this house." Lestat told him fairly calmly. The next thing I heard was a loud slam and I saw the house visibly shake.
"So, it IS polite that when a certain someone is reading their book that another certain someone, whenever they feel like it, can throw the book that the first certain someone is reading into the fire, and the first someone is still supposed to be okay with that?" Louis shot back.
"Let's get inside," Ami suggested.
"Yeah, I wanna see if anyone gets pounded." Lita added in.
"When we got in, we had to follow the sounds of the 'commotion' to find which room they were in. When we did find it, we saw a fuming Louis holding a laughing Lestat up to the wall, both hands firmly placed around Lestat's neck. Lestat was able to choke out (pun intended) between his fits of giggles, "Somebody has been watching Serena's "Interview with the Vampire," movie again. Is this the part where I'm supposed to say, 'You can't kill me Louis.'? '' Louis let go of Lestat, who then said, "Louis, these are Serena's friends; Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina, and," he paused. "Her boyfriend Darien." Louis looked around at us and smiled, the Lestat incident clearly forgotten.
"Pleased to meet you all," Louis said, with a slight bow, which was still habit from his time-period.
"Yep, this is the gang I've been telling you about," I said. "Maybe you should talk to Ami, she has read Interview with the Vampire." He walked over to her.
"So, are you really Louis de Pointe du Lac?" She asked.
"Yes, I am." He answered. "Are you really Sailor Mercury?"
"I would hope so, or else I have the wrong powers," she said, laughing a little nervously. He smiled knowingly at her. Louis had already told me how nervous Daniel was when he gave the interview. I think that's how Ami felt.
"How can I put you at ease?" Louis said, quoting a line from the movie. Ami laughed a little. "How about I show you around the library here?"
"Sure, do you have anything by Anne Rice?" she asked, a little impish glint in her eye.
"Smarty Pants," he regarded her.
"Beautiful One," she said, then quickly blushed and turned away. I swear, that girl was going to take a gun and shoot her self, because the expression on her face was "Just Shoot Me!" (Feel free to groan at even worse pun.)
"Well, if she can call you 'Beautiful One,' then can I call her 'Merciful Death?'" I asked. I wouldn't blame her for calling his that; he is beautiful. Strong, high cheeckbones, creamy, pale skin, perfect teeth, and eyes that shine like the greenest emeralds. "Because, if I'm like Lestat, she's most like you, Louis. I mean, I believe I have wrenched a book or two out of her hands while she was reading during lunch-"
"Yes, I believe it was Merrick that she 'wrenched' out of my hands so non-chalontly," Ami recalled.
"You do know that that was the only book that was not true, do you not?" Louis inquired her.
"No, I didn't."
"Well, if you think about it, that book is more like a... what do you call it... fanfiction," he said. "It was like the whole book was one big crossover. Everyone was acting differently, and I doubt that Merrick Mayfair has ever even seen our beloved David Talbot at the Talamasca. Memnoch the Devil was the last real book of our little coven, but Marius is writing that autobiography like Anne asked..."
"Um... we're confused over here Mr. Vampire!" Mina said. "Who the hell are you talking about, and what does it have to do with us?"
"Jeez, Mina, can't Ami and Louis fli-," I thought better of myself, "have an intellegent conversation without worrying about someone interuppting them?" Very smooth move Serena.
"What?" was the short, curt response I got from the water senshi, and she could have killed me at that instant.
"Nothing..." I said, inching away at the inraged senshi.
"Nothing?" she repeated curtly again, stalking me.
"I didn't mean it?" I said hopefully. She lunged at me with full force. "EEP!" I yelled, ducking behind the closest person who, coinsidentially was Lestat. "Lestat, help! I think she has matches or a lighter in her in a pocket or something. She's gonna kill me!" I cowered behind the blonde vamp, which just stood there, smiling, watching our antics.
"If you would hold still, I'd just cut your head off and be done with it," she answered.
"What purpose would that serve?"
"I'd have my revenge."
"For what?" She stopped for a moment.
"I don't really care, I just want you dead. Prepare to be destroyed, you ditz!" She ran after me. I screamed and ran behind Lestat again, so she followed me behind Lestat. I ran all around the room with the blue-haired girl chasing after me. She finally ran me into a corner, a thick, hardcover book in one hand.
"A little assisstance?" I screached at the others, who were just watching us. "Help?" I asked. "Fine, be that way!"
Smack!
I seemed that Ami had meant to hit me over the head with the book, which she had just performed the operation of doing.
"My work here is done." She stated, dropping the book an the table next to us.
Warnings: Slight OOC for many a blue-haired senshi. I based this scene on what normally goes on in school when my bff SandScytheAngel13 and I are making fun of our *Ahem* respective vampires.
Beware for very bad puns.
I would really appreciate it if you would keep writing reviews, even if you have to sign out to do it. Constructive critisism is welcome and embraced. No flames, for SSA13, or me because one time, I lit my bathroom on fire (I really did!). I have no had good experiences with fire, or flame. Enough babbling, on with the fic!
This one's for you, Merciful Death!
4
Serena pov
Tuesday, March 3rd: 9:47 (the night is young ;-))
Louis and Lestat's "Pad"
Tokyo, Japan
We arrived at Louis and Lestat's house within a short ammount of time and, thankfully, weren't pulled over by a cop for speeding. Lestat and his little mind-control detail worked wonders when he was angry, especially when he and Louis had a... disagreement.
"We're here," Lestat stated, not bothering to let us out, walking right into the house. "Hey, Louis!" he shouted.
"We should get out," I said, suddenly hearing the fireplace roar furiously. "Maybe you should cover your ears while you're at it."
"Why?" asked Raye.
"Because somebody is going to yell very loudly right about..."
"LESTAT!" Louis suddenly roared. It was seldom that he roared, so something HAD to have pissed him off- badly.
"Louis, you shouldn't be reading when we have guests. It's impolite and I won't have in this house." Lestat told him fairly calmly. The next thing I heard was a loud slam and I saw the house visibly shake.
"So, it IS polite that when a certain someone is reading their book that another certain someone, whenever they feel like it, can throw the book that the first certain someone is reading into the fire, and the first someone is still supposed to be okay with that?" Louis shot back.
"Let's get inside," Ami suggested.
"Yeah, I wanna see if anyone gets pounded." Lita added in.
"When we got in, we had to follow the sounds of the 'commotion' to find which room they were in. When we did find it, we saw a fuming Louis holding a laughing Lestat up to the wall, both hands firmly placed around Lestat's neck. Lestat was able to choke out (pun intended) between his fits of giggles, "Somebody has been watching Serena's "Interview with the Vampire," movie again. Is this the part where I'm supposed to say, 'You can't kill me Louis.'? '' Louis let go of Lestat, who then said, "Louis, these are Serena's friends; Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina, and," he paused. "Her boyfriend Darien." Louis looked around at us and smiled, the Lestat incident clearly forgotten.
"Pleased to meet you all," Louis said, with a slight bow, which was still habit from his time-period.
"Yep, this is the gang I've been telling you about," I said. "Maybe you should talk to Ami, she has read Interview with the Vampire." He walked over to her.
"So, are you really Louis de Pointe du Lac?" She asked.
"Yes, I am." He answered. "Are you really Sailor Mercury?"
"I would hope so, or else I have the wrong powers," she said, laughing a little nervously. He smiled knowingly at her. Louis had already told me how nervous Daniel was when he gave the interview. I think that's how Ami felt.
"How can I put you at ease?" Louis said, quoting a line from the movie. Ami laughed a little. "How about I show you around the library here?"
"Sure, do you have anything by Anne Rice?" she asked, a little impish glint in her eye.
"Smarty Pants," he regarded her.
"Beautiful One," she said, then quickly blushed and turned away. I swear, that girl was going to take a gun and shoot her self, because the expression on her face was "Just Shoot Me!" (Feel free to groan at even worse pun.)
"Well, if she can call you 'Beautiful One,' then can I call her 'Merciful Death?'" I asked. I wouldn't blame her for calling his that; he is beautiful. Strong, high cheeckbones, creamy, pale skin, perfect teeth, and eyes that shine like the greenest emeralds. "Because, if I'm like Lestat, she's most like you, Louis. I mean, I believe I have wrenched a book or two out of her hands while she was reading during lunch-"
"Yes, I believe it was Merrick that she 'wrenched' out of my hands so non-chalontly," Ami recalled.
"You do know that that was the only book that was not true, do you not?" Louis inquired her.
"No, I didn't."
"Well, if you think about it, that book is more like a... what do you call it... fanfiction," he said. "It was like the whole book was one big crossover. Everyone was acting differently, and I doubt that Merrick Mayfair has ever even seen our beloved David Talbot at the Talamasca. Memnoch the Devil was the last real book of our little coven, but Marius is writing that autobiography like Anne asked..."
"Um... we're confused over here Mr. Vampire!" Mina said. "Who the hell are you talking about, and what does it have to do with us?"
"Jeez, Mina, can't Ami and Louis fli-," I thought better of myself, "have an intellegent conversation without worrying about someone interuppting them?" Very smooth move Serena.
"What?" was the short, curt response I got from the water senshi, and she could have killed me at that instant.
"Nothing..." I said, inching away at the inraged senshi.
"Nothing?" she repeated curtly again, stalking me.
"I didn't mean it?" I said hopefully. She lunged at me with full force. "EEP!" I yelled, ducking behind the closest person who, coinsidentially was Lestat. "Lestat, help! I think she has matches or a lighter in her in a pocket or something. She's gonna kill me!" I cowered behind the blonde vamp, which just stood there, smiling, watching our antics.
"If you would hold still, I'd just cut your head off and be done with it," she answered.
"What purpose would that serve?"
"I'd have my revenge."
"For what?" She stopped for a moment.
"I don't really care, I just want you dead. Prepare to be destroyed, you ditz!" She ran after me. I screamed and ran behind Lestat again, so she followed me behind Lestat. I ran all around the room with the blue-haired girl chasing after me. She finally ran me into a corner, a thick, hardcover book in one hand.
"A little assisstance?" I screached at the others, who were just watching us. "Help?" I asked. "Fine, be that way!"
Smack!
I seemed that Ami had meant to hit me over the head with the book, which she had just performed the operation of doing.
"My work here is done." She stated, dropping the book an the table next to us.