(As we all know, I do not own squaresoft or final fantasy or any of their
characters)
Cloud clutched his head and moaned. How much had he drunk last night? 'This bed feels odd?' He thought to himself. When he opened his eyes he realised it was not a bed and he was in fact lying on Yuffie. "Cloud? What are you doing?" She screamed as she too realised the situation after coming back down from the sugar. They both screamed and ran out of the Chocobo stable in opposite directions.
Barret woke up and scratched a bit of dried blood of his face before being run across by a screaming Cloud. "Damn spikey headed foo'!" Barret complained as he got himself up.
Vincent quietly tried to pull himself out from under Tifa. He almost freed himself when she grabbed his foot. "Come back to bed." She mumbled. Vincent thought. "Its not Yuffie it's Tifa, why am I trying to run?" He returned and lay down next to her on the floor.
Nanaki shook his head as he woke up to see a rather plump looking Aeris Standing infront of him. "How long does it take from conception to birth in your species Nanaki?" She asked. "A few hours." He said not really taking the question in. Aeris sweatdropped and ran out the door screaming. Nanaki's eyes opened wide suddenly realising why Aeris was so much 'bigger' than usual. "Oh shit." He said. Cid suddenly woke up and continued where he had left off. "%& ^$*^ $£() 3&(^£* @"*£^%*@^*£{&~%&"
Cloud and Yuffie came in screaming through doors at opposite ends and slammed straight into each other, keeling over into a tangled pile with Tifa and Vincent. Barret walked past them all, "I'm outta here." No one was actually listening though. Cid threw Nanaki into the pile of unconscious bodies. He then walked over to the phone and called for an ambulance to separate the pile of bodies, then he left as well, lighting a cigarette on the way out.
The End
Cloud clutched his head and moaned. How much had he drunk last night? 'This bed feels odd?' He thought to himself. When he opened his eyes he realised it was not a bed and he was in fact lying on Yuffie. "Cloud? What are you doing?" She screamed as she too realised the situation after coming back down from the sugar. They both screamed and ran out of the Chocobo stable in opposite directions.
Barret woke up and scratched a bit of dried blood of his face before being run across by a screaming Cloud. "Damn spikey headed foo'!" Barret complained as he got himself up.
Vincent quietly tried to pull himself out from under Tifa. He almost freed himself when she grabbed his foot. "Come back to bed." She mumbled. Vincent thought. "Its not Yuffie it's Tifa, why am I trying to run?" He returned and lay down next to her on the floor.
Nanaki shook his head as he woke up to see a rather plump looking Aeris Standing infront of him. "How long does it take from conception to birth in your species Nanaki?" She asked. "A few hours." He said not really taking the question in. Aeris sweatdropped and ran out the door screaming. Nanaki's eyes opened wide suddenly realising why Aeris was so much 'bigger' than usual. "Oh shit." He said. Cid suddenly woke up and continued where he had left off. "%& ^$*^ $£() 3&(^£* @"*£^%*@^*£{&~%&"
Cloud and Yuffie came in screaming through doors at opposite ends and slammed straight into each other, keeling over into a tangled pile with Tifa and Vincent. Barret walked past them all, "I'm outta here." No one was actually listening though. Cid threw Nanaki into the pile of unconscious bodies. He then walked over to the phone and called for an ambulance to separate the pile of bodies, then he left as well, lighting a cigarette on the way out.
The End