Fic
Genre: Yaoi
Title: Fallen: With a Mission… 9/9
Author: F5C
Rating: PG
Posted: Fanfiction.net
E-mail: chatterbox_shil@yahoo.com
Since the switch is done and all the so called suspense is outta the way… here are a few helpful guidelines:
H (F5C): F5C in hanamichi's body
R (TR): TR in rukawa's body
S (Kogure): Kogure in sendoh's body
F (Hanamichi): Hanamichi in f5c's body
T (Rukawa): Rukawa in tr's body
K (Sendoh): Sendoh in kogure's body
~Here we go AGAIN~
10 minutes later…
They finally get up and decide to explore instead of pondering over the whole thing.
One hour later…
They had explored the whole house and this was the last room left.
Koshino grasped the knob gently and turned it. The door slid open noiselessly and on stepping into the room all the guys inhaled sharply at the sight that greeted them.
~*~
Meanwhile at the upper levels of the house…
Voice: It's alive! It's alive! My creation lives! Bwahahahaha!
Voice 2: Okay… F5C… I think that you've had enough coke for a day… anyway, this isn't Frankenstein… this is us trying to help all gaykind!
H (F5C): Huh? *finally snapping out of her trance* Oh yeah! Anyway… what I meant is that it's done… Wait a sec… is it just me or does this suddenly seem like a really scary déjà vu?
R (TR) ponders: Actually you're right… to think that we did this just last night
H (F5C) turns to look at R (TR): Freaky ain't it? So much has happened in one day…
R (TR) continuing: Yeah… and now we are stuck in male bodies and everything is messed up…
H (F5C): But no worries… Me to the rescue! All will be fine as soon as everybody drinks the antidote… to think that all would have been fine if only you'd have been more careful when dropping the grenade *sigh*
R (TR): Oh! Now everything is MY fault? Of course life wouldn't have turned out this complicated if you hadn't messed up the potion in the first place
H (F5C) cuts R (TR) off: Well it wasn't my fault if the book and words were smudged… anywayz don't you think its better this way? I mean can you try to imagine a tame Sendoh and even tamer Kogure… hmm… I wonder if that's even possible, for Kogure to be tamer.
Moment of silence as the two girls deeply ponder the alternative situation
Together enthusiastically: Yup! It's definitely better this way!
H (F5C) grinning: See! So we didn't screw up majorly after all!
R (TR) turning to her friend: You know you're right!
H (F5C) nodding happily: Of course I am! I always am! But just in case lets recheck the antidote *quickly looking at the potion*
R (TR): I agree *stands and proceed to help her friend*
~*~
Back to the basement…
Guns, guns and more guns.
The whole place was filled with ammunition… a few bows, arrows and crossbows littered the place… but otherwise it was majorly guns.
A few of them were nicely displayed in glass cases with plaques containing their details… sometimes next to these displays were newspaper articles. A big screen television was situated at a corner and the middle of the huge basement was left considerably empty.
The six guys slowly entered the room… shock being the least of the emotions on their minds. The ceiling was decorated with a number of anti male banners along with a few pro feminist banners. Each guy inhaled sharply as the cautiously dispersed form the huddle to explore even more. They fingered the news paper clippings… scanning through a few of them but their minds was still in too much shock to process much of it.
~*~
H (F5C): Lets go get the guys
R (TR): Hai!
~*~
F (Hanamichi) staring: What is this place?
Mitsui: Maybe it's some kind of hidden World War two ammunition bunk or something like that
S (Kogure) looking at the package on a table: Hey didn't TR get that earlier today?
All the guys turn to look at the package…
Koshino reaching out for the package: It is…
A shrill scream halted his outward hand and hurriedly he yanked it back.
R (TR) ran into the room and lunged for the package clutching it to her chest for dear life.
R (TR) panting: Don't you ever touch anything in this room! Do you have any idea how hard it is to collect all these things? *waving an arm gesturing at the guns*
Mitsui stunned: This is yours? *his voice squeaking a bit at the end*
R (TR) looking at him: Yeah… I like to collect them… reaching out for a gun and patting it tenderly.
S (Kogure) looking flabbergasted: You collect guns?
H (F5C) coolly leaning against the door frame: Some people collect bottle caps, some collect stamps… as for her *looking at TR* she collects guns *proceeds to where one of the bows are*
K (Sendoh) looking at a certain newspaper article: Hmm… why does this seem so familiar.
H (F5C) peering over his shoulder to get a glimpse of the story: No wonder! That's cause you were there when it happened?
K (Sendoh) reading from the paper: Sunway Pyramid? *looking quizzically*
R (TR) popping a cd into the dvd player: Maybe this will refresh your memory.
The screen flickered on brightly and the occupants of the room watched amazed excluding R (TR) and H (F5C) who kept on grinning and snickering at certain scenes.
At the end of the show all the guys stared at each other…
K (Sendoh): Ohmigod! No wonder y'all seemed so familiar!
Mitsui: You were the crazy girls who went on the male killing spree
R (TR) looking indignantly: Hey at least we spared all gay hentais!
F (Hanamichi): It was because of you that I ended up with him behind the counter.
T (Rukawa) looking at Sendoh: You still owe me that tape *glares while F (Hanamichi) blushes*
Koshino finally snapped out of his dazed state and lunges for Sendoh's body: Akira! You hentai baka! Who were those two guys you were making out with on the floor in a public shopping mall?
~*~
Author's note: Refer to a Very Crazy Day… prequel to Fallen… but just for the hey… Sendoh was making out with Hotohori and Nuriko from Fuishigi Yuigi
~*~
Mitsui standing in front of Sendoh's body: Don't you dare touch him! This is my Min-kun and nobody gets to lay a finger on him! *glares*
Koshino growling attacks Kogure's body only to find Mitsui blocking him once again
Mitsui: And that is my dearest Min-kun's body! HANDS OFF!
H (F5C) coming in between the two seething guys: Relax… in about fifteen minutes the potion should be complete and then all shall be normal and you can hit Sendoh as many times as you want *grinning*
K (Sendoh) sweatdrops: Err… Thanx
H (F5C): But we still have to wait…
Silence.
1 minute later…
H (F5C) growling: This is ridiculously quiet…
Surveys the room to see F (Hanamichi) investigating the displays, T (Rukawa) sleeping with his usual snot bubble appearing from his nose, Mitsui guarding both his Min-kun and Min-kun's body luckily for Sendoh that is, Koshino glaring and shooting daggers at K (Sendoh) and R (TR)… wait a second… where was she?
R (TR) smiling happily: Voila!
H (F5C) looking curiously: Voila what?
R (TR) grabbing another box: Voila the simulator is complete
Bells of redemption are heard
H (F5C) grinning: Lets try it out
R (TR) smirking: You read my mind!
H (F5C): Get my stuff… I'll clean the mess *proceeds to the middle of the room* Hey guys… could y'all move to the sides… we're going to be playing a game here and we need the space.
F (Hanamichi) perking up at the word game: Game what game?
H (F5C): A shooting game…
F (Hanamichi) eagerly: Can I join?
H (F5C) nodding: Go to TR and ask her for equipment… she'll get you ready
F (Hanamichi) happily heads to the said person.
H (F5C) looking at the other guys: Anybody else wanna give it a try?
No response
H (F5C) looks at the still glaring Koshino: Ya know… Kosh… I think I got a way to help ya release some of that pent up anger… but you got to play as well.
Koshino growls in response
H (F5C): No seriously it'll help…
Finally Koshino gives in and agrees
They all head towards R (TR) and H (F5C) whispers something in her friend's ear which causes her to smile gleefully.
3 minutes later…
The four of them stand in the middle of the room… each armed with guns except for H (F5C) who has a crossbow in hand.
R (TR) presses a button.
A projector appears out of the ceiling and the lights dim.
The middle of the room transforms into a shopping mall.
R (TR) shouts: Shoot as many guys as possible!
H (F5C) continuing: Points are deducted for shooting any females or kids or animals…
R (TR) goes on: Gay hentais will appear as green people… DO NOT shoot them
H (F5C) cutting in: Except for Sendoh! You can shoot him as much as you want!
At this point a simulated Sendoh was walking in the shopping mall.
Koshino pulls the trigger and blows the head of the simulation gaining himself some points.
Soon enough all four of them were shooting away at the simulated guys while Mitsui and S (Kogure) watched from the sides in disbelief. K (Sendoh) felt nervous as he saw his koi shooting the heads off all the simulations that looked like himself and it was scary to see that his koi was actually enjoying it. T (Rukawa) had woken up from his sleep as it was too noisy to continue and he watched in puzzlement as he saw his koi shoot away at these strange unknown men.
R (TR) was laughing maniacally as she shot away at every guy… wasting more ammunition then necessary… but since it was all a simulation she didn't mind… half of her shots were way off thanks to her horrible aim.
H (F5C) on the other hand was smoothly aiming and shooting her arrows at most of her intended victims. A small buzzing of her digital watch alerted her that play time was up.
Pressing another button, the simulation faded away, announcing F (Hanamichi) as the winner, while the lights came back on and the projector returned to the ceiling.
H (F5C) grinning madly: It's been a while since we've done that
R (TR) grinning just as madly: I totally agree with you
H (F5C): That simulation kicked ass
F (Hanamichi) smiling: You guys are so lucky to have such a cool thing
R (TR): You know… I never thought that you could be better then F5C
F (Hanamichi) laughing loudly: Of course! I'm the best! Ore wa tensia! Nyahahahahaha!
H (F5C) enthusiastically: Hate to break this up… but let's go get back to normal shall we!
Everyone: Hai!
~*~
K (Sendoh) looking at Koshino: Err… Hiro-kun gomen
Koshino looking at his koi: Huh? *remembers why he was angry earlier* Oh! That! It's okay! After all it's not like we were together when that happened… don't worry Akira *smiles*
K (Sendoh) stares stunned: Hiro-kun daijobou?
Koshino grinning: That simulation really did help! It was cool shooting at you… (K (Sendoh) sweatdrops) but as long as you don't cheat on me I'll never be angry
K (Sendoh) glomps Koshino: Iie! I'll never ever do that *nuzzles Koshino's neck*
Mitsui shouts appallingly: Oi! Hands Off my Min-kun's body!
S (Kogure) blushes
K (Sendoh) and Koshino mutter: God I can't wait for all to be normal
Mitsui sighs: You ain't the only ones!
~*~
They enter the lab and the stare in awe at the whole complicated set up.
F (Hanamichi): Are you really 17?
H (F5C) grinning: Yes I am! Me just a really smart 17 year old.
R (TR) rolling eyes: Yare yare… so smart that she messed up the potions.
H (F5C) feigning hurt: Hey quit it already! Here you go *starts pouring a green gooey liquid into six mugs and hands them out*
S (Kogure) staring at the green sludge in the mug: Err… is this safe?
H (F5C): I dunno… *stares at her own mug* but I did exactly as the book said
7 faces snap up to regard her and together they ask: ARE YOU SURE?
H (F5C) sweatdrops: Gee… thanks for the support *shakes head* and yes! I'm sure!
T (Rukawa): Isn't there any other way?
R (TR): Not unless you want to stay like that for the rest of your life! *pointing to his body*
T (Rukawa) stares at the mug more: Aaa
K (Sendoh) smiling happily: What's the worst that could happen?
H (F5C) frowns and looks at mug seriously: We could disintegrate and cease to be.
Silence envelopes the crowd.
H (F5C) grinning sheepishly: I guess that was a lame joke.
R (TR) looking seriously at her friend: Baka… but seriously what's the worse that could happen?
H (F5C) thinking: A lot… not disintegration but we could stay like this forever… or we could swap again… or we could change into animals… or mutate into aliens *looks up at the terrified faces of the other six people* but I doubt telling you this is going to make things any easier ne? *seriously* So you guys willing or not… we should do this together.
R (TR): I'm up for it
F (Hanamichi) staring at the mug and laughs boisterously: Nyahahaha the tensai is not a chicken!
T (Rukawa): D'aho… * looks at H (F5C) *hai!
K (Sendoh): As I said I can't wait for things to be normal again *smiles*
S (Kogure) looks nervously at Mitsui: If anything happens Sashi-kun I want you to remember that I love you
Mitsui smiling: It'll be alright Min-kun
H (F5C) melodramatically: Oh for crying out loud! This isn't going to kill you!
R (TR): How are we suppose to know… you may have messed up again
H (F5C) with a popping vein: Yeah! Just rub that in over and over again! Do remember this was all your idea to start of with!
F (Hanamichi) irritably: What is it with you two? No wonder chaos strikes where ever you are! You guys are worst than me and the Kitsune!
T (Rukawa): Let's just do this.
H (F5C): Koshino and Mitsui go out! I don't think it's safe for y'all to be in the same room as the antidote
Mitsui nervously: Aaa… Min-kun I love you
Koshino smiling heartfully: I love you Aki-kun
K (Sendoh) smiles happily and watches them leave.
H (F5C) growling: All we need is some background Hindi music and this would be a tear jerking Kodak moment! Come on! Let's do this! Time's running out!
Everyone: Cheers!
Together they gulped down the disgusting green goo.
~*~
15 minutes later…
Koshino and Mitsui enter the lab once again.
Tense would be an understatement.
They round the corner and inhale sharply at the sight that greets them.
They stare worriedly at the six bodies that lay unconscious on the floor and all they can do is wait.
One thought reverberates in both their minds
//Aishteru koibito//
~END~
Heheheheheheheheh!!
What do ya think happens??
Leave it up ta your imagination
*grins*
Well this is the end of this series
*throws more confetti*