Fic
Genre: Yaoi
Title: Fallen: With a Mission… Epilogue
Author: F5C
Rating: PG
Posted: Fanfiction.net
E-mail: chatterbox_shil@yahoo.com
Artist: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
Album: Rock the House
Song: Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble
Author's note: Download the song… what I did was I took out the first and last verse of the song and used it at the end of the fic… in short it's like the theme song for this ficcy. Download the song and then read the ficcy… or at least the end. That's bout it… on to the story.
Oh yeah…
"…" words that appear like that in bold are those spoken by god/metatron
~*~
15 minutes later…
Koshino and Mitsui enter the lab once again.
Tense would be an understatement.
They round the corner and inhale sharply at the sight that greets them.
They stare worriedly at the six bodies that lay unconscious on the floor and all they can do is wait.
One thought reverberates in both their minds
//Aishteru koibito//
~*~
F5C opened here eyes and squinted reflexively as she was momentarily blinded by the sudden brightness of her surroundings?
//Wait a sec? Brightness?//
Frantically she looked around her trying valiantly to identify her surroundings through the thick fog that had enveloped her mind.
//Where am I?//
Unseeingly she got to her feet and stumbled about, arms outstretched as she tried to feel her way around as her eyes adapted to the brightness.
"You IDIOTS!"
F5C blinking furiously on hearing the booming loud voice: Huh?
"You IDIOTS! No… idiots would be too kind a word to use on such imbeciles as you two… INCOMPETENT IMBECILES"
F5C stuttering as a realisation dawns upon her: Sir?
"No the tooth fairy! Who the else do you think it is?"
Thunder boomed in the background as 'the big guy' started to lose his patience.
TR grumbling: Oi! Could y'all shut up! Some people are trying to get sleep you know!
F5C glanced sideways and located her partner in crime: Err…
"You telling ME to shut up?"
Suddenly lightning struck both the girls… leaving them a nice crispy black well done look.
TR jumped up and finally came to her senses while F5C stood rotted to her position and after a few seconds finally coughed, a cloud of black smoke escaping her lips.
"I give y'all a second chance with humanity and what do you do? Y'all blow it! How the hell good you two have blundered so badly? I mean a switching body's potion… F5C didn't I tell you no labs… and TR how bout you… didn't no grenades or guns mean something? Or is it my fault that I used too many 'big' words? Don't y'all understand English?"
The 'big guy' continued on with his tirade, venting his frustration on his two fallen angels. F5C still stood rooted to her position while she tried to figure out what was going on and as for TR… well TR got herself a change of clothes and inconspicuously kept on making fun of 'the big guy', sticking her finger up her nose… pulling her cheeks… sticking her tongue out… that would also explain why she got struck by lightning a second time.
F5C snapping back to reality: Err… SIR what are we doing here?
"I summoned y'all here to tell y'all to pack up and get your asses back to heaven… you two are too dangerous for humanity… I doubt they'd survive if you kept on staying there"
TR and F5C shouting surprised: WHAT?
F5C stuttering: You want us back here?
TR glaring: You mean that's it? We don't get to go back to Earth no more? You mean we can never be normal again? *yelling*
*BOOM*
TR angrily: Oi stop throwing your lightning bolts at me
"You should learn to respect your elders"
Before TR could respond F5C stuck a sock in her mouth: But I thought you released us?
"Yeah… well for humanity's sake I'm rehiring you two"
TR spat out the sock and pouting: But… but…
F5C frowning: What about the friends we made there?
"Friends? What friends? You've only been there for three days! How much could have happened? I mean three days and already you manage to alter every known reality to humankind by switching bodies with other? You IDIOTS… humanity is too innocent and unsuspecting for the likes of you two. I expect you two at the gates of heaven at 1200 hours tomorrow… as for now go and fix the mess y'all caused"
Before any of them could retort they were struck once again by a bolt of lightning and then all went black.
~*~
TR groaning as she tried to get up: Stupid 'big guy'! He could have sent us off in a nicer manner. Idio…
But she never got to finish her word as a thick lab book conveniently fell off the table and onto her head.
"I heard that you Idiot!"
The loud voice reverberated in the skulls f the two girls and finally F5C got up.
She stood still for a few minutes waiting for the ground to stop spinning. She then glanced at the floor which was littered with the four other male bodies… each slowly coming to their senses and groaning in agony as reality seeped back to their minds.
F5C jumping: Ohmigod! It worked! I'm me! I don't have to walk with something in the middle of my legs… I'm 100% female again… no brawn what so ever… I'm a genius… the potion worked! ORE WA TENSAI *sings off key*
The singing was responded with several wails and cries… in fact a book was also thrown at her but thanks to TR's bad aim, it missed the intended target by a mile.
Hanamichi jumping to his feet and glaring at F5C: Oi! That's my song! Only I, the tensai can sing it!
F5C smiling up sweetly at the red head: But I AM a genius! See! You're back to normal… 100% muscle and brawn!
Hanamichi stopped glaring at her for a second as he stared at his body: I'm me! Nyahahaha! *grabs F5C's hands and they start dancing about*
~*~
Eventually all who drank the potion gained consciousness.
Mitsui ran to Kogure hugging him so tightly causing him to blank out again.
Koshino ran to Sendoh and as Sendoh leaned forward to plant a kiss on his koi's lips, Koshino picked up the discarded thick book and started assualting the spiky haired boy once again.
Rukawa awoke and regained his normal stoic expression but that too shattered in a blink of an eye when Sakuragi pounced the raven haired rookie kissing him like there was no tomorrow.
F5C placing her hands over her eyes: Oi! Oi! That's too much for my innocent eyes! Get a room you two!
TR snapping her fingers causing a video camera to appear: No no! Go on! Yeah Hana baby… Now a bit more intimacy...
F5C sweatdropping: Hey… don't you think they are entitled to their privacy after all that they've been through?
TR thinking for a second: Awww… come on! Think about it… this is our last time with them… don't ya want to make it memorable?
Koshino halting his assault: Last time?
The statement got everybody's attention and soon all eyes were focused on the two girls.
TR sighing sadly: Yup… last time… we have to leave and go back to where we came from.
Hanamichi nuzzling his koi's neck: And where would that be?
F5C not thinking twice before answering: Heaven.
Once again everybody's attention was focused on the two of them… TR slapped her head in exasperation at her friend's stupidity…
TR shaking her head sadly: You know I'm starting to believe that we may actually be incompetent imbeciles
At that point a small rain cloud appeared indoors… and a bolt of lightning struck F5C.
Time stood still as everybody stared in shock at what happened.
F5C stood still, rooted once again to the floor. Her hair now frizzed up stood upright giving her hairstyle a sort of afro look.
F5C blinking innocently: Ooppps! *a black cloud of smoke appearing as she spoke*
Sendoh looking at F5C intently murmured thoughtfully: Hmm… maybe I should try afro one of these days.
Koshino head snapped to look at his koi: Sendoh no baka! Don't you even think of it *waving the thick lab book in his hand threateningly*
Kogure finally returning back to consciousness: So that means you are angels?
TR standing proud: The BEST
Mitsui muttering: If y'all are the best then I'd hate to see what the worst are like. *pecking his koi's neck* We're doomed aren't we? *shaking his head sadly*
F5C and TR indignantly: HEY!
"And you only had them for three days! Think about me! They never listen to what I say! They're immature incompetent lil' brats!"
The six boys looked around searchingly for the source of the voice while TR and F5C stood fuming away.
Mitsui stunned: What the hell…
F5C shaking her head in disagreement: Actually not hell… more like heaven.
TR continuing: The 'big guy'! Actually more like the 'big guy's' voice Mr. Metatron.
This statement was rewarded with puzzled looks from all the boys.
F5C stating matter-of-factly: The voice of god is too powerful to be heard by humans, hence Mr. Metatron acts as his voice and sends the messages. Voila
TR nodding in agreement: Stupid Mr. Metatron thinks he's all that… he actually is a wussy!
In turn she too was struck down by lightning.
"I heard THAT"
TR waving her fist in the air furiously: You ASS!
Rukawa monotonously: You two are still standing.
F5C looking at the rookie: We're angels… we don't die by lightning bolts… and relax we're kind of immune to it by now. *shaking her head sadly* So what? You six plan on bunking in lab for the rest of your lives or are y'all goina get up?
~*~
The six players helped the two angels pack and by about 11am the whole house was as sparse as when they first entered it.
TR was ecstatic as she caught Sendoh and Koshino getting 'naughty' in one of the empty rooms which they were suppose to be cleaning.
Sendoh looking at TR: I'd like a copy of that tape you know
Koshino blushed madly and TR grinned in response.
The four other guys had question marks above their heads, while F5C shook her head: You and Rukawa are one and the same!
Rukawa snapping his head up at that comment: NO we're not! *glares daggers at F5C*
F5C shrinks back at the glare: Err…
~*~
listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
The time had finally come for the two angels to leave.
F5C smiling: It was cool knowing y'all.
*TR nodding along*
As they turned away and walked F5C halted and turned back to regard the six players: Hey it wasn't all that bad right? Kind of fun?
The six players sweatdropped at the statement as flashes of the previous day played in their minds.
Mitsui shaking his head: If that's an angel's perception of fun I'd hate to know what mischief is.
F5C and TR snickered at that response and turned around leaving the six players for good.
Jazzy:
man first your parents just don't understand
then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: what's next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em
~VOILA! The End~
I love the ending song… I have adopted it as the theme song for this fic.
To Lita: Thanks for the challenge… and I hope it met up to all requirements… hopefully it was humorous as well. If the last few chappies lacked humor me sorry… but I did try me best and I hope that you are satisfied with the end result.
To the other's who reviewed: Thanx a whole lot. Few as y'all maybe but y'all made me continue on with this fic. Many a times I was tempted to cast it aside and stop cause I thought that people weren't satisfied with it… but thing is I enjoyed writing it and I felt guilty for even thinking of stopping something that I enjoyed. Thanx for your support and hopefully you enjoyed the story on a whole.
Disclaimer: I do not own the idea of the metatron… that along with its explanation is taken from dogma *grins*
Well this is my last series and me glad I finally got it over with.
Sorry about misleading you guys with the last chapter… but it is the last chapter… this is only the epilogue and I was s'pose to post it on the same day as that chapter but a writer's block ambushed me. Sorry!
Hopefully y'all now like the ending
*peace sign*
Thanx for tagging along through the whole story
^^