Long, Ryuu, Dragon
By Wusai, the Dark Phantasy

Disclaimer: Don't own.
Claimer: I own my ideas.
A/N: Sorry for any typos, I'm trying to cram in as much updating as I can in the last 30 minutes of my summer before I go to bed... Kee~~ Sorry for randomness.

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Chapter Four
Mm... Naught Much to Say
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The narrator decides not to narrate, for you know what is happening... I hope...

"I am BORED!" both Lian and Horo Horo exclaimed at the same time. At that moment... Wufei burst into the room!

"Injustice!" he yelled, "Why must my Nataku be in the shop for repair?! This is INJUSTICE!!!"
"No! Not injustice!!" Holy Girl Iron Maiden Jeanne cried.
"I must fight! For justice!!"
"Yes, the world needs justice! We shall FIGHT!"
"Who's this 'Justice' you speak of?" Horo Horo asked, but was ignored.
"Finally! Someone with the same view as I, the Solitary Dragon!"
"We shall fight! Together!"
"Yes, Little Albino Girl!"
"My name is Holy Girl Iron Maiden Jeanne, you dork!"

And so they left, ranting about their fight for justice...

"...That was random," Lian said to no one in particular. Horo Horo nodded.
"Indeed."

Lian and Horo Horo looked at each other. They walked outside to the balcony, looking at the stars. Crappy HoroRen music plays in the background.

"Lian..."
"Yes?"
"Would you... DIE for me?"

A moment of silence.

"Of course not!"

The crappy HoroRen music stopped playing as Horo shrugged.

"Figures. I wouldn't die for you, either."

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"Wo you yi ge ming zi. (I have a name.)"
"...Zhen de ma? Wo ye you yi ge ming zi. (...Really? I also have a name.)"
"n.n Wo ye shi yi ge ren. (n.n I'm also a person.)"
"Dui. Wo shi ren, ni shi ren. (Correct. You are a person, I am a person.)"
"Bai-long, ni zen me zhi dao? (Bai-long, how do you know?)"
"Wo bu zhi dao. (I don't know.)"
"*gasp* Na jiou shi ying wei ni bu shi ren!! (*gasp* That's because you're not a person!!)"
"...Shi ge xiao hua. *koffkoffbendankoffkoff* (...'Tis a joke. *koffkoffidiotkoffkoff*)"
"Hm? (Hm?)"
"*sigh* Mei shi, mei shi. (*sigh* Nothing's wrong, nothing.)"
"Hao. (Ok.)"

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Pilica stealthily walked into the kitchen.

"No one will know that I took the cookies. No one. NO ONE!! BWA HA HA!!!" she yelled.
"Who's in the kitchen?!" Jun yelled. Pilica quickly grabs a few cookies and leaves. She meets Jun outside the kitchen.
"I knew it!!" Jun said, triumphantly. Pilica gulped, hiding the cookies.
"Knew what?" she asked.
"I had suspicions that..." Jun began. Pilica gulped again.
"That...?" she asked.
"The kitchen was here! Bai-long and I are both kinda hungry. If you don't mind, we'll just raid—I mean take some food from the 'fridge. Ren wants his milk, too ^__^" Jun said. Pilica sweatdropped.
"Oh, sure," she said, "Wait, did you say raid?!" Jun was already in the kitchen.
"Um, no?" Jun said, sheepishly.
"n.n Ok!" Pilica said, and skipped off, eating cookies.

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"...My amusing nonexistent collection of nonexistent stuff in the nonexistent attic isn't in this palace!! What's a palace without a nonexistent attic?! I'm going to die here..." Lian said. Chun walked into the room, holding a bottle of milk.
"Lian, I brought your existent milk!" she said, handing him the milk.
"Finally!" Lian said, drinking his milk. "I need my milky to be a strong little boy!! n.n;"
"Can you survive without your nonexistent collection of nonexistent stuff in your nonexistent attic?" Chun asked, concerned. Lian sniffed.
"I hope..."

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"I shall DOMINATE the world!!! How, you ask?? With these wonderful CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES, damn you! No! NOT rice!! CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES!!! CHO-CO-LATE SPRINK-LES!! C-H-O-K-O-L-E-T-T S-P-R-I-N-C-K-E-L-S!! Chocolate Sprinkles!!" Horo Horo yelled, insanely.
"Your Majesty, you've spelled chocolate sprinkles incorrectly," the servant said. Horo Horo glared.
"Are you ARGUING with me?!" he asked in a menacing tone of voice.
"Of course not! But—" the servant began.
"But WHAT?!" Horo Horo asked.
"N-nothing," the servant whimpered.
"I thought so," Horo Horo said.

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"Bored..." Horo Horo said again, sighing.

Quatre comes in, piloting Gundam Sandrock. He claims he's a pacifist, but he's... um... blowing up colonies. O.o; He blows up half the palace, like Trowa did to Lian. I swear, they're in this together!! The half is restored, as usual, and Quatre walks out with EXISTANT ice blocks up his ass! Gundam Sandrock is outside, somehow, though it was inside. O.o;; Quatre flies away. O.O;;

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A/N: Mm... that's all the insanity I'll write for today... Please don't flame me if this sucked. x.o; *screams* SCHOOL! LESS INTERNET TIME!!! ;_;