Authors note
Before you begin I would like to start off by saying that this story is not finished. It may never be finished. But don't let that stop you!
This story was started during the spring of 2002 by my friend Dom and myself. We were very bored and were so pleased with the results that we felt we had to share them with the world. The reason the story is not finished is it is (as you will see) a collaborative project. This means we really have to be together when we write it (how else would we get all the funny little comments?)
As of now Dom is living in across country with myself still stuck in Cali so its sort of hard for us to get together, so the story will most likely never be finished.
All that being said, it is still a very funny story. Don't let the little authors comments in the middle throw you off….it actually adds to the story later.
On more thing before I let you continue on. The last chapter that was put up was sort of an interlude that was written as a joke and didn't really fit in at all. Because I didn't want to keep it tacked on the end, but I didn't want to get rid of it completely, I sort of turned it into its own story. You are free to go read it if you want….its very short, but amusing.
So with out further ado, I give you I…You…Big! Newly formatted but still with the same words as when it was first posted.
Anyway…I'm going to go stand in a corner now.