IN WHICH ALL THE GRYFFINDORS - AND SLYTHERINS - GET AN INSIGHT INTO PANSY'S
PRIVATE LIFE
It was a few weeks after the second 'incident' and all the Gryffindors and a few of the Ravenclaws - they had their 'sources' - knew what they thought was the truth. Hermione, Ron, Harry and Draco had made up a story where Merloyn, at the age of 5 and Aquilis, age 1, had been given to the nuns to look after while Luscius tried to nurse Draco and Narcissa back to health from a contagious disease. However, the nun, thinking that they were up for adoption had given them to the Grangers who moved to France for a while and couldn't be traced back. Merloyn, being the stubborn little girl she was wanted to stay with the Grangers so she changed her brother's name along with her own name and appearance.
It was quite a stupid story but Lavender bought it and thus, by the end of day all the Gryffindors knew the story.
Months passed and people grew to accept that the bushy-haired Hermione Granger was the silver Merloyn Malfoy. Draco spent more time with the Gryffindors for he finally had an excuse to get away from the (as he so conveniently put it) annoying evil slugs. Pansy had received a month's worth of detentions and was now officially - and eternally no doubt - in Professor McGonagall's bad book. The transfiguration teacher, who normally never singled out anyone and was fair to all, now constantly asked Pansy the hardest questions and did all she could to humiliate her in class. One particular day she did just that. Pansy Parkinson had been writing in her journal during class and consequently had the whole thing read to the class from cover to cover.
14 August 2001
Dear Journal,
Guess what? There's a rumour going round that Marcus Flint is actually coming back! They say that he's gonna come and 'help' the useless oaf with the grounds-keeping duties. This is like, sooo cool. I mean like, I had this humungous crush on him and like, I still sorta do and I mean like, he oughta be the second hottest guy like ever! Draco's the hottest of course I mean like, that beautiful skin! And the hair, oh yeah like sooo the hair, I mean he's cute, hot, dangerous and mysterious all in one! Well, I've gotta go journal Blaise promised to show me this new shade of nail polish and if it's anything like what she described it will be like sooo cool!
The future Mrs. Malfoy - I just know it!
15 August 2001
Dear Journal,
Draco actually found his sister and it's that Mudblood Granger! Can't he tell that (I'm gonna change this into Latin because I don't want Millicent or whoever seems to have a habit of reading this to understand) pron e ego gesta pron ejus aedificatio apud proprius faux et prone ego gesta pron nunc!)
At point Professor McGonagall, Pansy Parkinson and Draco and Merloyn Malfoy - the only people in the class that understood Latin, all had quite amazing reactions. Professor McGonagall let out a cry of "Miss Parkinson you're only fifteen!", Merloyn exclaimed "The Latin there was horrible but I understood all the same!", looked at her twin, then at Pansy and then just sat there in shock, Draco turned bright red and moved as far away from Pansy as possible - she was sitting right next to him, while Pansy just turned beet red and hid her head between her hands. Another entry read:
25 August 2001
Dear Journal,
I'm slowly getting over Draco. He's not worth the bother. Though he is drop dead sexy! Even Blaise agrees. Vincent isn't that bad. He's a tad bit lump like but I guess he's hot in his own way. I was trying to set him up with Millicent but I think I'll keep him to myself. I can't call her mudblood anymore so I'll have to call her Malfoy until I can think of something better. Anyway, Malfoy seems to have stolen the only other guy I fancied. Ron Weasley; and she doesn't even realize it! But McNamara's come back at least. We were such friends when we were kids. He used to pretend that he was Merloyn's friend - yes I did know about Merloyn diary, but I still can't believe that it's really her! Anyway, he used to pretend that he was Merloyn's friend and tell me all her secrets. Then we'd pull pranks on her which was fun cause she never expected it to be Rupert! That time we stole Aquilis's bear and he got beaten for crying was a classic!..
By then the bell had gone. Ron was blushing like hell and avoiding Pansy while Merloyn was punching Rupert in the face. "That's for Aquilis," she spat as she broke his nose, "that's for Draco," she continued as she gave him a black-eye, "That's for me," she kept going as she kneed him in the guts, "and this is for existing," she said as her foot connected with his crotch. "Oh yeah," she added as an after thought, making him scrunch up his eyes in preparation for the pain. "This is for Harry and don't tell me you don't know why." With that he saw a flash of blue and his world went black.
It was a few weeks after the second 'incident' and all the Gryffindors and a few of the Ravenclaws - they had their 'sources' - knew what they thought was the truth. Hermione, Ron, Harry and Draco had made up a story where Merloyn, at the age of 5 and Aquilis, age 1, had been given to the nuns to look after while Luscius tried to nurse Draco and Narcissa back to health from a contagious disease. However, the nun, thinking that they were up for adoption had given them to the Grangers who moved to France for a while and couldn't be traced back. Merloyn, being the stubborn little girl she was wanted to stay with the Grangers so she changed her brother's name along with her own name and appearance.
It was quite a stupid story but Lavender bought it and thus, by the end of day all the Gryffindors knew the story.
Months passed and people grew to accept that the bushy-haired Hermione Granger was the silver Merloyn Malfoy. Draco spent more time with the Gryffindors for he finally had an excuse to get away from the (as he so conveniently put it) annoying evil slugs. Pansy had received a month's worth of detentions and was now officially - and eternally no doubt - in Professor McGonagall's bad book. The transfiguration teacher, who normally never singled out anyone and was fair to all, now constantly asked Pansy the hardest questions and did all she could to humiliate her in class. One particular day she did just that. Pansy Parkinson had been writing in her journal during class and consequently had the whole thing read to the class from cover to cover.
14 August 2001
Dear Journal,
Guess what? There's a rumour going round that Marcus Flint is actually coming back! They say that he's gonna come and 'help' the useless oaf with the grounds-keeping duties. This is like, sooo cool. I mean like, I had this humungous crush on him and like, I still sorta do and I mean like, he oughta be the second hottest guy like ever! Draco's the hottest of course I mean like, that beautiful skin! And the hair, oh yeah like sooo the hair, I mean he's cute, hot, dangerous and mysterious all in one! Well, I've gotta go journal Blaise promised to show me this new shade of nail polish and if it's anything like what she described it will be like sooo cool!
The future Mrs. Malfoy - I just know it!
15 August 2001
Dear Journal,
Draco actually found his sister and it's that Mudblood Granger! Can't he tell that (I'm gonna change this into Latin because I don't want Millicent or whoever seems to have a habit of reading this to understand) pron e ego gesta pron ejus aedificatio apud proprius faux et prone ego gesta pron nunc!)
At point Professor McGonagall, Pansy Parkinson and Draco and Merloyn Malfoy - the only people in the class that understood Latin, all had quite amazing reactions. Professor McGonagall let out a cry of "Miss Parkinson you're only fifteen!", Merloyn exclaimed "The Latin there was horrible but I understood all the same!", looked at her twin, then at Pansy and then just sat there in shock, Draco turned bright red and moved as far away from Pansy as possible - she was sitting right next to him, while Pansy just turned beet red and hid her head between her hands. Another entry read:
25 August 2001
Dear Journal,
I'm slowly getting over Draco. He's not worth the bother. Though he is drop dead sexy! Even Blaise agrees. Vincent isn't that bad. He's a tad bit lump like but I guess he's hot in his own way. I was trying to set him up with Millicent but I think I'll keep him to myself. I can't call her mudblood anymore so I'll have to call her Malfoy until I can think of something better. Anyway, Malfoy seems to have stolen the only other guy I fancied. Ron Weasley; and she doesn't even realize it! But McNamara's come back at least. We were such friends when we were kids. He used to pretend that he was Merloyn's friend - yes I did know about Merloyn diary, but I still can't believe that it's really her! Anyway, he used to pretend that he was Merloyn's friend and tell me all her secrets. Then we'd pull pranks on her which was fun cause she never expected it to be Rupert! That time we stole Aquilis's bear and he got beaten for crying was a classic!..
By then the bell had gone. Ron was blushing like hell and avoiding Pansy while Merloyn was punching Rupert in the face. "That's for Aquilis," she spat as she broke his nose, "that's for Draco," she continued as she gave him a black-eye, "That's for me," she kept going as she kneed him in the guts, "and this is for existing," she said as her foot connected with his crotch. "Oh yeah," she added as an after thought, making him scrunch up his eyes in preparation for the pain. "This is for Harry and don't tell me you don't know why." With that he saw a flash of blue and his world went black.