It was several days after one of the most major bases, and the strongest lieutenant aside from the leader of all BRIVA, were destroyed. This event was fresh in everybody's memory..

"YOU'RE ALL DONE FOR! HAHAHA!!" laughed the foolish, frantic Kitna.

Heero came up and swung repeatedly at the Tengshan until Kitna could have no further use of it.

"Die, woman!" Wufei had cried as his dragons lashed out to crush Kitna.

Tengshan lay afloat, helpless. After all the planning, all the effort gone to waste building the masterpiece known as Tengshan that proved no match for the Gundams. If they were going to have total control, this was no way to do it, especially with the Preventers and the Gundams in their way. If she survived, that was just what she would expect from her superiors, and would most likely dispose of her anyway.

"I've had enough of you!" both Duo and Quatre yelled together as they lashed Kitna furious blows.

Kitna was near death.

Trowa came upon her for the finish, "So much for your plan! You'll never treat children like your pawns again!"

A barrage of bullets came flying. They were supposed to be just plain old run-of-the-mill bullets expiated. But as if to arise for the occasion, the impact came much, much harsher than originally intended for the bullets. Everything held its breath as the Tengshan blew up. But afterwards, there were numerous cheers and yells and promises to chug champagne until they were drunk as skunks at two in the morning partying.

After the Preventers and the Maguanacs were found, the good news was spread so they could all leave. Milliardo had no business to stick around when he was needed no more. Noin of course followed in his shadow. The Maguanacs had to return to earth anyway, so they bid farewell. Quatre contacted the Sanc Kingdom, during their little party, for Relena to come. JUST Relena. But of course, someone joyfully invited themself along anyway. She felt she had a free ticket anytime.

When a drunk Duo opened the door to Relena, all he could say was, "Oi, ojou-sama, kawaiikochan! Oooh, you're hot! Whoooooohoooooooooo!!"

"Duo!" came a harsh reprimand from inside, "just let her in! Ugh, and bring whoever that is ..too."

Obviously, Quatre had no idea that Dorothy was with Relena. He was just too boozed up. He has stopped refusing the minute a bottle was forced to his mouth. The Arab had then since accustomed to liking it, but just for special occasions, a little, maybe. This was REALLY a special occasion. At the party's beginning, Trowa and Wufei wanted to just rest and take in the somewhat peaceful atmosphere. So much for that.

"Quatre! Waddaya wanna do? Whaaaaaaa!" Duo wailed out a question.

Dorothy was thrilled, "Oh, Quatre! How have you been??"

His vision tried desperately to adjust, and he could just make out the cockroach eyebrows.

"Who.are you.?" Quatre tried to ask.

Dorothy came right up to him, dragging him away.

"Come to the spare room, Quatre dear!" Dorothy cried with glee.

Trowa and Wufei just stared, bug-eyed. Duo sat up and groaned some more. He wanted entertainment, fun, right now! He jumped up from his place on the floor to pounce on Heero, who was taking a chug.

"Weeeeeeeeeheeeeee! Come on, Heero, let's play a game!"

"He he, murph,"

***Lilly Lulu-sama finished the rest of the story. so.. umm.yeah.::nervous laugh:: She had too much fun***

The night pretty much was like that, but no one had seen Quatre until morning. He was NOT a happy camper.

"What happened last? Night what did she do to me?" Quatre asked confused, "I knew she was here."

"How should I know?! I have this huge hangover and can't remember a thing," Duo explained.

"I thought that was a fun party!" Relena cheered happily.

She had decided to take a swig herself.

"We didn't do anything THAT bad.." Dorothy chimed in then blushing.



"Oh god no! What happened! You know when the other person does not want.well.IT to happen and the other person forces it, it is called RAPE!!!" Quatre yelled in the blond slut's face.

"But you quite enjoyed yourself Quatre dear," She fluttered her eyes.

"I WAS DRUNK!!!!"

"Yeah whatever just go home now," Wufei demanded, not trying to remember anything that happened that night.

"Well another mission completed. No one can stand up to the Gundam pilots!" Duo said at least being able to remember the battle against Kitna.

"Yeah, and this time we got celebrate WITH champagne." Trowa took a little sip of his half full glass.

"We are still too young you know," Quatre added.

"Shut-up little miss Dorothy humper," Duo smirked and then shivered at the thought in his head.

"DUO!!!! YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"DOROTHY HUMPER!"

"YOU BASTARD!! COME HERE AND SAY THAT!"

Duo went over and stood right in Quatre's fa ce. "Dorothy humper," He said softly in his ear.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" He tackled Duo.

~sigh~ "Should we stop this?" Heero peeped up for the first time.

"Nah, let them fight it out," Trowa relaxed on the couch.

Everything was back to normal.

Or so we thought.

THE END