Alternation

Usagi has a problem, she's cursed! She's been turned into a guy! Even worse. She is sent to another world! What will s/he do? Tenchi/Sailormoon crossover.

"Hahahahahaha!" Queen Marrisa laughed. Mamoru stood at her side. He was hypmotized. His eyes were pupiless. Sailormoon had been thrown to the ground. The other scouts were frozen. They couldn't move. "Princess!" Amy yelled. "Be strong Sailormoon!" Rei yelled. "We're with you!" Haruka said. Sailormoon stood up. "Still fighting are you? Well, let's see if you keep up your stubborness now!" With that, Marrisa shot a blue burst of energy at her. Only, it didn't hurt, Sailormoon didn't scream at all. The thing was, it wasn't an attack, it was a curse. It enfolded Usagi in it's light. Suddenly, her form disappeared into a male figure. Her hair grew short up to her shoulders. Her eyes grew the size of Mamoru's. And put her cloths changed into a guys armor. Everyone gasped. The worst part was, she was a hot guy. Usagi looked at himself. "Oh my god! I'm a guy!" He yelled in a manly tone. (Scary I know, but I had to make the story interesting. I just thought this would make it different.) Rei snorted. Usagi turned towards her, his(I'm using his now that she's a guy, dont' worry, everything she touches cold water, she turns back into a girl, and when she touches hot water, she turns into a guy, comlicated I know.) eyes filled with anger. "This is not funny!" He yelled. Rei burst out laughing. So did Minako. Soon, everyone was laughing at the thought of Usagi being a guy. Usagi got steamed. She turned around to face Marrisa. She had a smirk on her face. Usagi then let out a humungous blast the size of a house. He hurled it at Marrisa. She yelled in pain as it hit her. She turned to ashes and fell to the ground. The scouts fell to the ground rolling in laughter. So did Mamoru. Usagi felt tears in his(Sorry, but I'm going to have to us he since she is now a guy. I know, freaky, but it gets better.) eyes. Then, suddenly a portal opened underneath him and he fell through. The others didn't notice they were laughing so hard.

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Five minutes before that time in the Tenchi world...

"Miss Washu, what are you working on?" Tenchi asked Washu. "A transporter. It can transport objects from or to this or another world. Good way to get rid of your junk." Washu pushed some keys on her barely visable keyboard. Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, Mihoshi, and Kiyone came in. "Whatcha workin on Washu?" Ryoko asked floating above Washu. "A transporter." "Cool." Sasami jumped excitedly. Washu pushed a final button. Then a portal opened above a frying pan. The computer went bonkers. "System error." The computer kept repeating. "Uh-oh. That's not good." Washu said completely calm sitting back in her chair. Pink light came out of the portal. A boy fell out of the portal and landed on the pan. He opened his eyes immediantly. "Owwwwwwww!!!" The pan had left a circle on the boy's back. Washu got up from the chair. She walked up to the boy. "Sorry about that." The portal disappeared and the system shut down. "Well, guess I've got some repairing to do. What is your name?" She asked the handsome blond boy. "I'm Usa...Usaje. (pronunciation: Usa-j)" He said. "Well, Usaje, your going to be here for a while, so why not make yourself comfortable." Washu said walking off. Kiyone got starry eyed at the new guy. She walked up to him. "Hi Usaje, I'm Kiyone from the galaxy police." She said flirtatiously. Usaje cringed at the thought of another girl flirting with him, considering he was really a girl. "Hi Kiyone." He smiled at her. She started to blush. He stood up. He seemed to be a very tall boy. Ryoko and Ayeka were clinging to Tenchi. Sasami and Mihoshi were stairing wide eyed at the new boy who Kiyone just linked arms with and cuddled his arm. Tenchi got a sweatdrop as Grampa and his father came in. Grampa grinned. "Well, I guess we have another guest. Better go prepare another room. We really need to get a bigger house with all these people teloporting in and out of here."

Usaje got confused. What was happening here. He just fell through a portal and ended up in a house where a person falling through portals, and teleporting in and out all the time was normal. Usaje looked down at Kiyone. He sighed, this stay was going to be a weird one.

Tenchi came up to Usaje. "Hi, I'm Tenchi Masaki." He held out his hand for him to shake it. Usaje looked at his hand, and then, with his free hand, shook Tenchi's. This might not be so bad after all. "You might wan't to change out of those cloths, I assure you won't be needing them here." He said kindly with a hand scratching the back of his head. Usaje looked down at his clothing and relized he was still in his armor. "Oh, right."

Then, a small brown rabbit looking creature ran up from behind Tenchi and jumped onto Usaje's shoulder. It started jumping around from shoulder to shoulder and sometimes on his head. "What.is this?" Usaje said uncertainly. The rabbit went starry eyed as well, then jumped onto Tenchi's head and made itself comfortable. "Oh, this is Ryo-okie, she's a cabbit, belongs to Ryoko." Tenchi said. Ryoko stepped forward. "I'm Ryoko." She said. "I'm Princess Ayeka, of the planet Juri, and this is my little sister, Sasami. She pointed to the little girl with light blue hair. She smiled and waved. "I'm Mihoshi from the galaxy police, me and Kiyone are partners against crime!" Mihoshi stated proudly. Usaje smiled. He was going to like this girl, she seemed really cheerful. "You know me, I'm Kiyone." Kiyone said from on his arm. Ryoko came up and whispered to him. "I think Kiyone likes you, better watch out. When she likes somebody, anyone who interferes feels her wrath." Usaje gulped. "But you don't have a girlfriend do you?" Usaje wasn't about to mention that he was a her, so he just shook his head. "Then you've got nothing to worry about." Ryoko smiled and went back over to Tenchi. A thought hit Usaje. "Who was that other girl, the one who just walked out?" "Oh, that's Washu. Be careful, she's going to want to run all sorts of tests on you while you're here." Tenchi said. "I know from experience."

"She a scientist, and a mad one at that." Ryoko announced. Usaje chuckled.

"Well, we'd better get you to a room Usaje. So you can change out of the armor, you'll get warm in it." Tenchi said. "Come on." He started out of the room. Usaje followed, Kiyone still on his arm.

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Well? What do you think? Don't worry, *Usaje* will get turned back into a girl, unless you don't want him to. I just thought it would be interesting to have her in this kind of predicament. ^+^ r/r please. If you don't I'll cry. NOT!

~marath of orgins