Sharpshooter's Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link Round Two
Last time on Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link Tenchi Masaki was voted off. Since I finally decided to stop being such a slacker, this is the result. I hope you like it, but I feel truly bad for anyone who likes to read anything that I've written since I myself know it's all shit. WELCOME TO SHARPSHOOTER'S MISCELLANEOUS ANIME WEAKEST LINK, ROUND TWO!!!
Erin: Hey! Hullo! Hi Hi! Welcome to SS's Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link! I'm one of your four hostesses--
Pyro: Five!
Aurora, Erin, and Erica: Who the hell are you?
Crash: She's my really distant cousin on my mother's father's father's aunt's sister's mother's daughter's brother's side. She gets me into trouble every time she comes to visit.(grumpily)
Pyro: Do not!
Crash: The last time you came around you accidentally lit great great gramma's extra oxygen tank on fire...and everyone thought that I did it! I got grounded for two months! AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT FOR ONCE!
Pyro: Ah cheer up.
Yugi: What kind of name is that?
Pyro: What kind of name is Yugi?
Yami Yugi: Touché` Yugi what the hell are you doing! Stop it you're embarrassing me! (Yugi has dyed himself green, skin and hair all, and is dressed in all green. a small star adorns the top point of his hair. he's covered in Christmas lights and was just about to plug himself in. he shrugs and does anyway, despite Yami Yugi's apparent discomfort. the lights wink cheerily as he puts his hands out and begins to twirl on one foot.)
Sakura, Goku, and Zero: (singing) O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree! How Lovely--(Pyro sneaks up behind him and lights him on fire.)
Aurora: IT'S NOWHERE NEAR CHRISTMAS!
Spike: Apparently it is now.
Erin: NO NO NO!!!(Yugi has just realized he's on fire and runs forward only to be yanked back by the Christmas light cord, still pluged into the wall.)
Sakura, Goku, and Zero:(change their lyrics to) O Burning Yugi, O Burning Yugi! How pretty your hair burns with the help of matches!
All but Yugi:(laugh hysterically till Yugi almost blows up in a great big fireball. thankfully for Yugi the BoP comes over and douses him with a cool stream of gooey chocolate pudding, along with Kero)
Kero: YAHOO! FREEDOM! FREEDOM! I'M FREE!!! O thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you--
Erica: That's quite enough.
Crash: How'd he start burning?(looking suspiciously at Pyro)
Pyro: Why are you looking at me?(all innocence)
Erin: Haven't you ever heard that 99.99999999999999999999999999% of Christmas tree fires start because of faulty Christmas tree lights?
Crash: Ya but--
Erica: Well there you go.
Crash: Still...(continues to stare at Pyro)
Pyro: What did I do?(still completely oblivious and innocent)
Crash: I'm watching you.
Aurora: (to other hostesses) What's with her?
Erica: Remember we said she could be a hostess if she paid attention for a week? Well, I think she's gone into withdrawal.
Erin: That would explain it.
Crash: Huh?
Pyro, Aurora, Erica, and Erin: Never mind!
Aurora: All right then , Yugi go get hosed off and get medical attention, the smell is driving me nuts.
Erica: Till you're healed don't come back, I don't like the smell of burnt pudding either.
Erin: Bye bye for now! (cheery and all smiles as Yugi skulks off, still smoldering)
Pyro: Can we start now?
Crash: Well to bad if we can't, I...I can't take it this kinda a pressure! (starts to twitch)
Aurora: Erin, you pick.
Erin: Why don't you?
Aurora: Cause I don't want to go through the headache of trying to pick one of these loser's.(motion's to everyone but Vegeta, who she winks at, and blows a kiss)
Vegeta: (big shudder) STOP WINKING AT ME WOMAN!
Erin: Oh. I'm confused now so I'm gonna start over.
All but Erin:(fall over)
Ryoko: How could you be confused?
Erin: Heh...I ...uh...Welcome to SS's Anime Weakest Link. I'm one of your four--
Pyro: FIVE!
Erin: Five hostesses on tonight's version of SS's Anime Weakest Link!
Everyone but Erin: (falls over again, with un-controllable twitches)
Erin: What's wrong with you guys?
Yami Yugi: Good God if she borrowed a piece of brain just figuring out what it was would kill her!
Crash: She's worse than me! Is that possible?
Aurora: I never dreamed it but, apparently yes, there is someone out there who's worse than you and Hydra-chan combined!
Pyro: (playing with a candle, accidentally gets to close and singes her eyebrows) NO, no ones worse than Hydra-chan, she doesn't even need Crash's help.
Vegeta: Look who's talking wench.
Pyro: Hey! What'd I do?
Ryoko: What haven't you done?
Pyro: Umm...now that I come to think of it--
Goku: Thinking? What's that?
Aurora: Nothing you would know how to do. Now, let's move on before I make things ugly.
Erica: Is it just me, or does it seem like the worlds ending?
Crash: It's not just you...I can't take it!! I can't take it!
Erin: Shush. Last round you managed to bank umm..well...not very much and now you have even less time to try and get even more money than you got last time.
Pyro: Money burns well.
Spike and Ryoko: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!
Pyro: Well they gave me this briefcase of money for doing this and I couldn't find anything worth burning at the store so I tossed some lighter fluid on tossed on a lit match and danced through and around the burning brief case. I t went up like a pretty roman candle.
Spike and Ryoko: (exasperated and incredulous)
Ryoko: How could you do such a thing?
Pyro: (blinking) Do what?
Spike: You could have given it to me!
Ryoko: Or me!
Pyro: Do you like to burn things too? I have some illegal...err....legal..ya that's right legal...fireworks in my garage we can light off if you want.
Ryoko: Burning things is all well and good and all but burning money is a completely different story.
Spike: Doesn't matter anymore, doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter.(sulkily)
Ryoko: How bout next time you give us the money hmmm?
Pyro: Okey dokey!(lights firework pulled from pretty much nowhere; it whizzes around the studio and eventually runs into Vegeta's hair. the smushed fire work then falls to the floor where Goku then picks up the still sparking firework and eats it. He burps a small cloud of sulfur smelling gas and takes his seat again, with a white smoke drifting from his ears[for those of you who do not get what I just said the fireworks ran into Vegeta's hair, which didn't even get dented, and then fell to the floor where Goku ate it and began smoking from the ears] )
Goku: Mmmm..that'sa spicy meat-a-ball.
Aurora, Crash, Erin, and Erica: (fall over and begin twitching)
Pyro: You shouldn't have done that. They're poisonous. I had one once while I was trapped in a studio once and I burped and smoke came out my nose then everyone else in the room fainted and lost control of their bladders. The smell was so nasty that I lit their pants on fire to try and get rid of it, but it just lit their pats on fire and woke them all up. Anyway, they took off their pants with excited screams and a few shouts and flung them at the walls, which was not a--
Kizuna: Meow meow meow meow meow meow? {Does this story have a point?}
Pyro: Of course it does!
Kero: Where are we?
Crash: I don't know, though I wish it were someplace away from these freaks. (gets up and walks to the snack bar and gets a glass of cherry punch, but on the way back she trips and not only lands in the BoP, but she also shorts a few circuits when she spills the juice.)
BoP: Hey watch where you're going!
Pudding Monster Crash(PMC): Sorry.
Pyro: (While Crash is getting juice) Anyway they woke up to--
Goku: You already told us that part!
Pyro: Shut up! Now where was I? Oh ya, they threw their pants into a pile on top of my lighter fluid and fireworks and the whole frelling place went up, BOOM! And in the middle of it all this really really really bright light appeared and said 'I AM THE GOD OF AIR CONDITIONING, and on the side I also fill in for the Goddess of Fire but anyway, I CAME TO TELL YOU TO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOU'VE BEEN DOING A GREAT JOB.' and I was all 'you came here to tell me that?' and he was 'ya pretty much. keep on a burning!' and I was all 'dude!' so I lit him on fire too. He screamed like a guy.
Sakura: Wasn't he a guy?
Pyro: Oh...., ya he was!
Erica: I tohught you said this story had a point.
Pyro: O....I did?
Aurora, Erica, and Erin: (shaking heads)
Aurora: God if you please would strike me down where I stand it would be most appreciated.(big thunder blot reaches down and frys Aurora)
Aurora: Owwww...(falls over in a pile of dust)
Vegeta: I never believed in you till now, but I THANK YOU!!!!! (smoothes out his ballgown and kicks the hairdresser in the balls as he tries to put another bow in Vegeta's hair.)
Erin: Dude! Where'd you get that dress?
Vegeta: (suddenly crying) SHE MADE ME WEAR IT!!!!!T_T T_T T_T
Ryoko: Awww cheer up!
Yami Yugi: Can't we get on with it???
Erica: With what?(Pyro sweeps up Aurora's ashes and puts them into a tiny vase)
Pyro: Prettiful...now all we need is a little...(to Erica: whisper whisper)and a little...(whisper whisper) and BOOM! PRESTO!
Spike: C'mon c'mon! Hurry up! I have to go watch my soaps in an hour!
Erin: Ooooo...damnit hurry up! I must not miss this one!
Pyro: They're scareing me.
Erica: They scare everyone.
PMC: What's going on? Good greif i was only gone fro like five minutes!
Kero: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE PUDDING MONSTER IS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!(he flys to the ceiling and crawls on top of one of the lights fixtures)
PMC: KERO!!!!! (puts palms together and blsats off to the ceiling on a cool stream of pudding where she snatches Kero from his perch and stuffs him into her mouth) Mmmm...tastes like chicken.
Kero:(from inside PMC) I RESENT THAT!!!!!
Goku: Awwwww....I wish I could make pudding stream from my hands.(sulks in a corner while munching on a lowfat tofu/soy wheat germ bar) DAMN YOU CHICHI AND YOUR ACCURSED DIETS!!!!
Vegeta: Since when did you get so smart usuing big words like that Kakarott?(put's his glass slippers on, and poofs his hair)
Goku: Hooked on Phonics. ^_^
MEANWHILE
PMC:(has blasted a hole through the roof, but unfortunately it's raining outside so when she pulls herself through the hole--) I'M MELTING!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!(big globs of pudding rain down on everyone in the studio)
All except Vegeta: EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kero: I'M FREE I'M FREE!!! I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FR--(the BoP has snuck up behind him and--)
BoP: Tastes just as good the second time down. Mmmmm...Kentucky Fried Kero.
Ryoko: We aren't ever gonna get out of here are we?
Erica: Nope. If we're lucky maby God'll strike us down too.
Zero: Oh yay.
Pyro: SHIT!!! WE DON'T HAVE ANY TIME LEFT!!!!
Erin: Oh dear. What's gonna happen to Aurora and Crash?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME!!! WILL Vegeta ever get to the Ball in time? Will Pyro ever finish her project with Erica? And what will become of the refrigerated turtles? Will Chichi let Goku eat normal food?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SHARPSHOOTER'S MISCELLANEOUS ANIME WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!!
Last time on Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link Tenchi Masaki was voted off. Since I finally decided to stop being such a slacker, this is the result. I hope you like it, but I feel truly bad for anyone who likes to read anything that I've written since I myself know it's all shit. WELCOME TO SHARPSHOOTER'S MISCELLANEOUS ANIME WEAKEST LINK, ROUND TWO!!!
Erin: Hey! Hullo! Hi Hi! Welcome to SS's Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link! I'm one of your four hostesses--
Pyro: Five!
Aurora, Erin, and Erica: Who the hell are you?
Crash: She's my really distant cousin on my mother's father's father's aunt's sister's mother's daughter's brother's side. She gets me into trouble every time she comes to visit.(grumpily)
Pyro: Do not!
Crash: The last time you came around you accidentally lit great great gramma's extra oxygen tank on fire...and everyone thought that I did it! I got grounded for two months! AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT FOR ONCE!
Pyro: Ah cheer up.
Yugi: What kind of name is that?
Pyro: What kind of name is Yugi?
Yami Yugi: Touché` Yugi what the hell are you doing! Stop it you're embarrassing me! (Yugi has dyed himself green, skin and hair all, and is dressed in all green. a small star adorns the top point of his hair. he's covered in Christmas lights and was just about to plug himself in. he shrugs and does anyway, despite Yami Yugi's apparent discomfort. the lights wink cheerily as he puts his hands out and begins to twirl on one foot.)
Sakura, Goku, and Zero: (singing) O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree! How Lovely--(Pyro sneaks up behind him and lights him on fire.)
Aurora: IT'S NOWHERE NEAR CHRISTMAS!
Spike: Apparently it is now.
Erin: NO NO NO!!!(Yugi has just realized he's on fire and runs forward only to be yanked back by the Christmas light cord, still pluged into the wall.)
Sakura, Goku, and Zero:(change their lyrics to) O Burning Yugi, O Burning Yugi! How pretty your hair burns with the help of matches!
All but Yugi:(laugh hysterically till Yugi almost blows up in a great big fireball. thankfully for Yugi the BoP comes over and douses him with a cool stream of gooey chocolate pudding, along with Kero)
Kero: YAHOO! FREEDOM! FREEDOM! I'M FREE!!! O thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you--
Erica: That's quite enough.
Crash: How'd he start burning?(looking suspiciously at Pyro)
Pyro: Why are you looking at me?(all innocence)
Erin: Haven't you ever heard that 99.99999999999999999999999999% of Christmas tree fires start because of faulty Christmas tree lights?
Crash: Ya but--
Erica: Well there you go.
Crash: Still...(continues to stare at Pyro)
Pyro: What did I do?(still completely oblivious and innocent)
Crash: I'm watching you.
Aurora: (to other hostesses) What's with her?
Erica: Remember we said she could be a hostess if she paid attention for a week? Well, I think she's gone into withdrawal.
Erin: That would explain it.
Crash: Huh?
Pyro, Aurora, Erica, and Erin: Never mind!
Aurora: All right then , Yugi go get hosed off and get medical attention, the smell is driving me nuts.
Erica: Till you're healed don't come back, I don't like the smell of burnt pudding either.
Erin: Bye bye for now! (cheery and all smiles as Yugi skulks off, still smoldering)
Pyro: Can we start now?
Crash: Well to bad if we can't, I...I can't take it this kinda a pressure! (starts to twitch)
Aurora: Erin, you pick.
Erin: Why don't you?
Aurora: Cause I don't want to go through the headache of trying to pick one of these loser's.(motion's to everyone but Vegeta, who she winks at, and blows a kiss)
Vegeta: (big shudder) STOP WINKING AT ME WOMAN!
Erin: Oh. I'm confused now so I'm gonna start over.
All but Erin:(fall over)
Ryoko: How could you be confused?
Erin: Heh...I ...uh...Welcome to SS's Anime Weakest Link. I'm one of your four--
Pyro: FIVE!
Erin: Five hostesses on tonight's version of SS's Anime Weakest Link!
Everyone but Erin: (falls over again, with un-controllable twitches)
Erin: What's wrong with you guys?
Yami Yugi: Good God if she borrowed a piece of brain just figuring out what it was would kill her!
Crash: She's worse than me! Is that possible?
Aurora: I never dreamed it but, apparently yes, there is someone out there who's worse than you and Hydra-chan combined!
Pyro: (playing with a candle, accidentally gets to close and singes her eyebrows) NO, no ones worse than Hydra-chan, she doesn't even need Crash's help.
Vegeta: Look who's talking wench.
Pyro: Hey! What'd I do?
Ryoko: What haven't you done?
Pyro: Umm...now that I come to think of it--
Goku: Thinking? What's that?
Aurora: Nothing you would know how to do. Now, let's move on before I make things ugly.
Erica: Is it just me, or does it seem like the worlds ending?
Crash: It's not just you...I can't take it!! I can't take it!
Erin: Shush. Last round you managed to bank umm..well...not very much and now you have even less time to try and get even more money than you got last time.
Pyro: Money burns well.
Spike and Ryoko: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!
Pyro: Well they gave me this briefcase of money for doing this and I couldn't find anything worth burning at the store so I tossed some lighter fluid on tossed on a lit match and danced through and around the burning brief case. I t went up like a pretty roman candle.
Spike and Ryoko: (exasperated and incredulous)
Ryoko: How could you do such a thing?
Pyro: (blinking) Do what?
Spike: You could have given it to me!
Ryoko: Or me!
Pyro: Do you like to burn things too? I have some illegal...err....legal..ya that's right legal...fireworks in my garage we can light off if you want.
Ryoko: Burning things is all well and good and all but burning money is a completely different story.
Spike: Doesn't matter anymore, doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter.(sulkily)
Ryoko: How bout next time you give us the money hmmm?
Pyro: Okey dokey!(lights firework pulled from pretty much nowhere; it whizzes around the studio and eventually runs into Vegeta's hair. the smushed fire work then falls to the floor where Goku then picks up the still sparking firework and eats it. He burps a small cloud of sulfur smelling gas and takes his seat again, with a white smoke drifting from his ears[for those of you who do not get what I just said the fireworks ran into Vegeta's hair, which didn't even get dented, and then fell to the floor where Goku ate it and began smoking from the ears] )
Goku: Mmmm..that'sa spicy meat-a-ball.
Aurora, Crash, Erin, and Erica: (fall over and begin twitching)
Pyro: You shouldn't have done that. They're poisonous. I had one once while I was trapped in a studio once and I burped and smoke came out my nose then everyone else in the room fainted and lost control of their bladders. The smell was so nasty that I lit their pants on fire to try and get rid of it, but it just lit their pats on fire and woke them all up. Anyway, they took off their pants with excited screams and a few shouts and flung them at the walls, which was not a--
Kizuna: Meow meow meow meow meow meow? {Does this story have a point?}
Pyro: Of course it does!
Kero: Where are we?
Crash: I don't know, though I wish it were someplace away from these freaks. (gets up and walks to the snack bar and gets a glass of cherry punch, but on the way back she trips and not only lands in the BoP, but she also shorts a few circuits when she spills the juice.)
BoP: Hey watch where you're going!
Pudding Monster Crash(PMC): Sorry.
Pyro: (While Crash is getting juice) Anyway they woke up to--
Goku: You already told us that part!
Pyro: Shut up! Now where was I? Oh ya, they threw their pants into a pile on top of my lighter fluid and fireworks and the whole frelling place went up, BOOM! And in the middle of it all this really really really bright light appeared and said 'I AM THE GOD OF AIR CONDITIONING, and on the side I also fill in for the Goddess of Fire but anyway, I CAME TO TELL YOU TO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YOU'VE BEEN DOING A GREAT JOB.' and I was all 'you came here to tell me that?' and he was 'ya pretty much. keep on a burning!' and I was all 'dude!' so I lit him on fire too. He screamed like a guy.
Sakura: Wasn't he a guy?
Pyro: Oh...., ya he was!
Erica: I tohught you said this story had a point.
Pyro: O....I did?
Aurora, Erica, and Erin: (shaking heads)
Aurora: God if you please would strike me down where I stand it would be most appreciated.(big thunder blot reaches down and frys Aurora)
Aurora: Owwww...(falls over in a pile of dust)
Vegeta: I never believed in you till now, but I THANK YOU!!!!! (smoothes out his ballgown and kicks the hairdresser in the balls as he tries to put another bow in Vegeta's hair.)
Erin: Dude! Where'd you get that dress?
Vegeta: (suddenly crying) SHE MADE ME WEAR IT!!!!!T_T T_T T_T
Ryoko: Awww cheer up!
Yami Yugi: Can't we get on with it???
Erica: With what?(Pyro sweeps up Aurora's ashes and puts them into a tiny vase)
Pyro: Prettiful...now all we need is a little...(to Erica: whisper whisper)and a little...(whisper whisper) and BOOM! PRESTO!
Spike: C'mon c'mon! Hurry up! I have to go watch my soaps in an hour!
Erin: Ooooo...damnit hurry up! I must not miss this one!
Pyro: They're scareing me.
Erica: They scare everyone.
PMC: What's going on? Good greif i was only gone fro like five minutes!
Kero: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THE PUDDING MONSTER IS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!(he flys to the ceiling and crawls on top of one of the lights fixtures)
PMC: KERO!!!!! (puts palms together and blsats off to the ceiling on a cool stream of pudding where she snatches Kero from his perch and stuffs him into her mouth) Mmmm...tastes like chicken.
Kero:(from inside PMC) I RESENT THAT!!!!!
Goku: Awwwww....I wish I could make pudding stream from my hands.(sulks in a corner while munching on a lowfat tofu/soy wheat germ bar) DAMN YOU CHICHI AND YOUR ACCURSED DIETS!!!!
Vegeta: Since when did you get so smart usuing big words like that Kakarott?(put's his glass slippers on, and poofs his hair)
Goku: Hooked on Phonics. ^_^
MEANWHILE
PMC:(has blasted a hole through the roof, but unfortunately it's raining outside so when she pulls herself through the hole--) I'M MELTING!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!!!(big globs of pudding rain down on everyone in the studio)
All except Vegeta: EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kero: I'M FREE I'M FREE!!! I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FR--(the BoP has snuck up behind him and--)
BoP: Tastes just as good the second time down. Mmmmm...Kentucky Fried Kero.
Ryoko: We aren't ever gonna get out of here are we?
Erica: Nope. If we're lucky maby God'll strike us down too.
Zero: Oh yay.
Pyro: SHIT!!! WE DON'T HAVE ANY TIME LEFT!!!!
Erin: Oh dear. What's gonna happen to Aurora and Crash?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME!!! WILL Vegeta ever get to the Ball in time? Will Pyro ever finish her project with Erica? And what will become of the refrigerated turtles? Will Chichi let Goku eat normal food?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SHARPSHOOTER'S MISCELLANEOUS ANIME WEAKEST LINK!!!!!!!