Sharpshooter's Miscellanous Anime Weakest Link
Oh fuck! And yes, this chapter will be very perverted.
Erin: Welcome to SS's Misc. Anime Weakesst Link.*sighs* I'm one of your *counts remaining hostesses* three left over hostesses.
Goku: Mmmmm....cupcake!
Erica: Shut up! We are not cupcakes!
Goku: Where?! *runs around in a circle till he get's too dizzy and fals over barking like a dog*
Pyro: Keep it down! Can't you see I'm working!?* leans over a table with a small jar on it. pours a red liquid inside the smal jar and it begins to smoke. roses pour out of the small openeing. bows as ever one claps and cheers.* And for my next trick I shall make a woman appear! *walks around to the other side of the table swirling her big red cape as she goes. the vase of ashes on a small table appears as the cape settels around her shoulders once more. she pours some more red liquid into the vase, followed by something sparkly, one of the roses, and an eye of some sort.* Heh, hmmm.....If I could have one of these lovely volunteer's come up....ummm...Vegeta get your ass up here. Good puppy!*pats him on one of his spikes(of hair)and cuts her palm in the process.* Oppsss..oh well*Pours a little of the blood into the vase then grimaces.*Damn! What do you use on your hair??
Vegeta: Mr. Kevin's Hair Gell along with my own brand of hair products.*smirks as he poofs his hair, then begins tapping his glass slippered foot)
Pyro: Whatever. And now to make the woman appear! *a small ball of fire appears in her hand and she quickly dumps it into the vase then covers it with her cape* ALright now, hang onto your underware boys and girls here we--
Goku: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
Erica: WHat now?
Goku: What if you don't have any underware on?
Pyro: You what? Well then hold onto your pants then.
Goku: Well what if you don't have any pants on?
Pyro: Well you have to oh, dear.
Vegeta: Point that thing somewhere else!
Spike: NO THE OTHER WAY!!!!
Pegasus(from audience): Ohhh! Why you're even better looking than Joey!
Joey: HEY!!! Why I otta!*begins doing something to Pegasus*
Pegasus: *screams like a guy* Ooooo that tickels! hehehehe do that again!
EVeryone: O.o...-_-;;; EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro: Well here, put these on then, I'm sure though that I'm not the only permanently scarred.
Everyone but Goku: *raises hand*
Pyro: Well moving on then. Enie Meeny Miney moe, Larry, Harry, Mary and Moe! Beans Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more chance you have of being a tomato. Abera Kadebra and monkey monkey!!! *the vase shakes and glows a violent shade of scarlet, then burst into peices* IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!*the insane laughter continues till the cape is lifted and Aurora pokes her head out.*
Aurora: Will you please shut up? You're driveing me insane! NOt that I'm not already insane, BUT MORE SO!
Vegeta: Eppp!!!
Pyro: IT'S ALIVE!! IT'S ALIVE!!!
Aurora: *sneaks up behind Pyro and whacks her on the back of her head.* There. Now where were we? Oh yes. Where'd Crash go?
Crash: I'm right here!*from big brown puddle on the floor*
Erica: We didn't think to try to put her back together.
Pyro: You didn't. I did! *Tosses on napalm and a few firecrackers, then lights it all.*
Crash: YOU DUMBASS!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro: Oppsss....^_^;;
BoP: You idiots. You can't bring the Pudding Monster back to life like that! You have to do it like this!*Sprays whip cream all over the puddle and then--* KEROBEROS!!!!!!!
KeroBeros: YAH YAH YAH!! WHERE WHERE WHERE!! WHERE IS IT!!!! C'MON TELL ME PLEASE PLEASE!! YAH YAH YAH! MMMM..YUMMY PLEASE?? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
BoP: There. Eat.
Keroberos: YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!*slurps down the pudding puddle.* Wa!? Whoa! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Keroberos explodes and Crash dusts herself off*
Crash: Well that's better. Are we done with the second round?
Erica: Ya.
Crash: Oh well. *shrugs* Oooo what's that?*picks up Pyro's small urn and accidently drops it. the sound of breaking china echo's through the small studio.* Opppssss...
Pyro: WHY YOU LITTLE! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE, not to mention most epensive, VASE! YOU BETTER PAY FOR A NEW ONE!
Crash: Heh heh O.O...^_^;
Pyro: Grrrrrrrrrr....
Crash: Heh heh...
Aurora: Anyway...
Erica: *stareing at Crash* UH right...Last round we did absolutely nothing!
Erin: So Round three will be the same as round two right?
Crash: NO! I don't want to be the PM again!
Aurora: And being hit by lightning sucks.
Erin: NO!!! That's not what I meant!
Pyro: Well what did you mean then?
Erin: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Spike: You people are insane.
Erin, Erica, Pyro, Crash, and Aurora: WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!
Spike: O.o
Pyro: Oh foget it.
Crash: Ok...since we did nothing last round then we'll start over again!
ALL: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Crash: What I meant is that we can actually START this round over again.
Erin: WE NEVER EVEN STARTED THE LAST ROUND!!
Crash: I KNOW!
Erin: THEN WHAT ARE TRYING TO SAY??
Erica: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! WE AREN'T EVEN GFONNA BE ABLE TO START THIS ROUND IF YOU KEEP GOING LIKE YOU ARE!!!!
Erin and Crash: *cringe*
Aurora: I think she's been hanging around me to much.
Kizuna: MeOW!(No kidding!)
Yami: You said it.
Sakura: Sheesh.
Kero: Where are we?
Ryoko: HO Shit!
Spike: *sulking* My soap...
Zero: Do you want mine?
Spike: NOT THAT YOU BAKA!
Zero: *shrug* It's not like I ever use it.
Sakura: No.. Really?*sarcastically. swats a fly away from her face*
Vegeta: Humph. Can't you take you're mind off--
Aurora, Erin, Erica, Pyro, and Crash: SHUT UP!
All contestants: WHY SHOULD WE??? YOU NEVER SHUT UP!
Hostesses: THAT'S BECAUSE WE ARE GODS! WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK OR NOT!!!!
AC: SO WHAT???
H: WE RULE ALL! NOW BE QUIET AND SIT DOWN!!!
AC: NO!
H: YES!
Producer: Ahem.
AC: NO!
H: YES!
Producer: Excuse me!
AC: NO!
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Producer: GOD DAMNIT SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! YOU WILL ALL GET ON WITH THIS FUCKING SHOW SO I CAN GO HOME!!!! The sooner we get done with this show, the sooner you can all go your own ways.
Tenchi:*hopping down audience asile with the board strapped to his back and the TM gang on his heals*AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!
Washu: HOW*PANT PANT* COME THE *PANT PANT* DE-GAY SPRAY HASN'T *PANT PANT* WORKED??? IT'S WORKED ON EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!*they run around the studioonce,twice, three times--*
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Ayeka: TENCHI! PLEASE COME BAC TENCHI!!!!!!!!
Producer: *twitch twitch*
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Washu: HERE!!!! *fills room with de-gay spray*
Producer: *twitch twitch*
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Tenchi: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Shrivels up and makes a loud popping noise*
All: That's it?
Aurora: I thought there would have been an explosion or something better...
Erica: I know whatcha mean
Crash: Just POP! and gone? What kinda exit is that?
Spike: MY SOAP OPERA!!!
Zero: Awwwww shut up ya pansey.
Spike:*whimper*
Kizuna: Meow meow meow--(I want chicken--)
Producer: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!!!! EITHER YOU SHUT UP AND G ET ON WITH THIS OR I'LL SICK THE GUARDS ON ALL YOUR ASSES!!!!!!!!!*a LOT menacing guards flank him, eyes glowing*
All but Vegeta and Aurora: *gulp*
Everyone: *sullenly* Alright...
Producer: See ya later! *Producer and guards vanish*
Erica: Well that was messed up.
Ryoko: Let's just forget about just happened k?
Everyone: Right.
Aurora: Alright everyone let's begin round two!
Everyone but Aurora: THAT WAS LAST ROUND!
Aurora: ^_^;; Sorry, I mean let's begin round three!
Pyro: Alright since we finally managed to do something right for once we're going to start with Spike!
Sakura: I MISS YUGI!!!! Crash: Well we voted him off.
Sakura: *snfle snifle*
Pyro: Too bad, we're starting! Set the clock for 2.50! Good now go!
Erin: Where did the Village People come from?
Spike: The Village People?
Erica: The Village People.
Spike: Where did the Village People come from?
Zero: I know where the Village People got thier idea!
Pyro: Where? *spread's napalm on toast and eats it*
Zero: From watching GI Joes!
Yami Yugi: YO GOE!
Zero: You watch GI Joe's?
Sakura: IT'S A CONSPIRACEY I TELL YOU!
Pyro: DO you even know what a conspiracy is?
Sakura: Ummm...no?
Aurora: WE'RE NOT GONNA EXPLAIN IT, WE WANNA GET OUT OF HERE SO SPIKE WHAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
Spike: I thought we were on the Weakest Link?
Crash: WE ARE! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Spike: Ummm.. The Village people are dudes who watched to much GI Joes and decided to try and be them!
Erin: I think that's the first correct answer we've had! *
Yami Yugi: I always wanted to one of the Gay Nordic Norweigen hairless chest Twins.*sigh*
Everyone: ^_^;;;;
Erica: No there were a couple more correct ones.
Crash: Whatever. Kero.
Kero: Huh? WHERE AM I?????
Pyro: We don't know or care.
Erica: Which brand is better, Coke or Pepsi?
Kero: Mellow Yellow?
Erin: That wasn't even one of the choices!
Kero: Huh? LONDON BRIDGES FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOW LONDON BRIDGES FALLING DOWN MY FAIR OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What was that for?
Ryoko: You were bugging me.
Erica: Moveing on...Sakura.
Sakura: *snifle snifle* Yes?
Erin: What is this? *holds up a toaster*
Sakura: A microwave oven?
Erica: NO.
Sakura: Yes it is! Look at it! A door, and an oven rack!
Goku: NO it's not, look it's a toaster.
Vegeta: My my Kakarott you really have been studying haven't you? But apparantly it hasn't been enough, it's a microwave oven!
Kizuna: Meow Meow meow meow!(lay off! It'sa toaster.)
Spike: Oven!
Zero: Toaster!
Ryoko: Oven! Yami Yugi: Toaster!
S, V, S, R: OVEN!
Erin: UH guys?^_^;
G, K, Z, YY: TOASTER!
Erica: PEOPLE!
S, V, S, R: OVEN
Pyro:YO! People listen up!
G, K, Z, YY: TOASTER!
S, V, S, R: OVEN
G, K, Z, YY: TOASTER!
S, V, S, R: OVEN
Aurora: SHUT UP! THE DIRECTORS GONNA COME AND GET US!!!!
*SILENCE*
Erin: The correct answer is toaster.
Erica: Thanks to you baka's we only have like 1.33 left!
Aurora: SO WHAT? Producer: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Crash: Zero, who is MR.-I Have-A-Snake-For-A-Head's trusty sidekick?
Zero: Uh....Sergent Ass Crask?
Pyro: INCORRECT!!!*link-0*
Aurora: The correct answer is Mr. British Really Really Really Big Metal Crotch Boy. We also would have accepted Saint Dredlocks.
Erin: Yami Yugi, where is the Loch Ness monster really found?
Yami Yugi: UHhhh.. Loch Ness Scotland.
Erica: THAT IS INCORRECT!!!
Crash: The correct answer is the Alcohol Anamous self help program. He 'helps' people with their drinking problems.
Loch Ness Monster: *ROAR!!!!!!!*
Sakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP HE'S AFTER ME!
LNM: *lotsa roaring noises*(translates to) SAKURA! YOU DIDN'T COME TO SESSIONS THIS WEEK! WHERE WERE YOU???
Sakura: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Uhhh....^_^;;;
LNM: *more roaring noises* YOU'RE COMEING WITH ME!*scoops Sakura up and flys away with her.*
Pyro: Jesus how much longer is this gonna go on?
Erica: Whatever.
Erin: Spike, what do you get if you mix sugar, spice, and everything nice , then accidently pour some Chemical X onto it all?
Spike: Uhhh...All my Children!
Aurora: Nooooooooooooooo...you get the Powder Puff Girls! *link-0*
PPG's: WE RESENT THAT!!!
Vegeta: OH shut up!
PPG's: YOU!
Vegeta: YOU!
PPG's: YOU!
Vegeta: YOU!
PPG's: YOU!
Pyro: THAT'S ENOUGH ALL OF YOU!!!
Aurora: You three, ya you, come here, littel closer just a little more...GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDIO!!!!!!!!
Bubbles: You don't have to yell....
Erica: YES WE DO!
PPG's:*cringe, then leave the studio*
Pyro: There. Kero, where exactly are we?
Kero: Where are we?
Aurora: Yes, where the Hell are we eactly?
Kero: Huh? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE????? WHERE AM I???
Erin: Technically that is correct. *link-100*
Erica: Jesus tap danceing Christ
Spike: MY SOAPS!!!!
Crash: No kidding do you ever even use soap?
Spike: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M MISSING MY SOAPS!!!!
Aurora: Actually that is correct. *link-200* This is getting creepy, they're actually getting answer's right.
Pyro: I know. Vegeta what is this*holds up a blow torch*
Vegeta: BANK!!! It's a blow torch numnuts.
Pyro: That is correct. And as an extra bonous you get this!* lights huim on fire.*Hmmmmmm...Velvet and plastic melt realy nice...
Vegeta: AHHHHH!!! AAHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!! *runs around in circles trying to put himself out,a nd only enflames himself further*AHHHHHHH!!!!! MY DRESS!!!
Aurora: Vegeta! Stop it! I can't puit you out if you keep running around like that huny-bunchkins! *runs around after him*
PPG's: OH and this's from us! *They freeze him into an ice pop.*
All: *laugh hysterically* AH HAH HAH HAH HA! YOU GOT FORZEN!!!!
*THE DUM DUM DU DUMN MUSIC PLAYS*
A, E, E, C, AND P: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! NOW WE CAN GO HOME!!!!!
Producer: NOt so fast! You have a gameshow to finish!
A, E, E, C, and P: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erica: Alright then VOTE!!!
Goku: Zero
Vegeta: Zero
Spike: Zero
Kero: Huh? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!????? Oh...I'm...O.o....well then Zero.
Yami Yugi: Zero
Kizuna: Meow(Zero)
Zero: IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!! EVERYONE'S AGAINST ME!!!! GOKU!!!!
Erin: Well, with an overwelming vote for Zero, I say good bye to you!
Aurora: NOW GET OUT BEFORE YOU ANGER ME EVEN MORE!!!!
Zero: AHHHHH!!!!IT'S A COMNSPIRACY!!!!!!! GET AWAY! WHAT ARE YOU--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*The manager's guards have come and are escorting him out to where the Tiger's with blocks of led...for stoneing*
Erica: Tune in next week, or whenever it is that I actually get time to write the next chapter! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I KICK ALL A YOUR ASSES!!!!
*well, you heard her. GET OUT! but TUNE IN FOR NEXT THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SHARPSHOOTER'S ANIME MISCELLANOUS WEAKEST LINK!!!!!*
disclaimer- i don't own any of these people...ya ya ya, blah blah blah. o and i want to give a special thanks to my friend Frost Fox-Wolf and Mistress Avalon for all the inspiration and idea's you either gave me or caused me to have, as dangerous as that is.
Oh fuck! And yes, this chapter will be very perverted.
Erin: Welcome to SS's Misc. Anime Weakesst Link.*sighs* I'm one of your *counts remaining hostesses* three left over hostesses.
Goku: Mmmmm....cupcake!
Erica: Shut up! We are not cupcakes!
Goku: Where?! *runs around in a circle till he get's too dizzy and fals over barking like a dog*
Pyro: Keep it down! Can't you see I'm working!?* leans over a table with a small jar on it. pours a red liquid inside the smal jar and it begins to smoke. roses pour out of the small openeing. bows as ever one claps and cheers.* And for my next trick I shall make a woman appear! *walks around to the other side of the table swirling her big red cape as she goes. the vase of ashes on a small table appears as the cape settels around her shoulders once more. she pours some more red liquid into the vase, followed by something sparkly, one of the roses, and an eye of some sort.* Heh, hmmm.....If I could have one of these lovely volunteer's come up....ummm...Vegeta get your ass up here. Good puppy!*pats him on one of his spikes(of hair)and cuts her palm in the process.* Oppsss..oh well*Pours a little of the blood into the vase then grimaces.*Damn! What do you use on your hair??
Vegeta: Mr. Kevin's Hair Gell along with my own brand of hair products.*smirks as he poofs his hair, then begins tapping his glass slippered foot)
Pyro: Whatever. And now to make the woman appear! *a small ball of fire appears in her hand and she quickly dumps it into the vase then covers it with her cape* ALright now, hang onto your underware boys and girls here we--
Goku: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
Erica: WHat now?
Goku: What if you don't have any underware on?
Pyro: You what? Well then hold onto your pants then.
Goku: Well what if you don't have any pants on?
Pyro: Well you have to oh, dear.
Vegeta: Point that thing somewhere else!
Spike: NO THE OTHER WAY!!!!
Pegasus(from audience): Ohhh! Why you're even better looking than Joey!
Joey: HEY!!! Why I otta!*begins doing something to Pegasus*
Pegasus: *screams like a guy* Ooooo that tickels! hehehehe do that again!
EVeryone: O.o...-_-;;; EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro: Well here, put these on then, I'm sure though that I'm not the only permanently scarred.
Everyone but Goku: *raises hand*
Pyro: Well moving on then. Enie Meeny Miney moe, Larry, Harry, Mary and Moe! Beans Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more chance you have of being a tomato. Abera Kadebra and monkey monkey!!! *the vase shakes and glows a violent shade of scarlet, then burst into peices* IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!*the insane laughter continues till the cape is lifted and Aurora pokes her head out.*
Aurora: Will you please shut up? You're driveing me insane! NOt that I'm not already insane, BUT MORE SO!
Vegeta: Eppp!!!
Pyro: IT'S ALIVE!! IT'S ALIVE!!!
Aurora: *sneaks up behind Pyro and whacks her on the back of her head.* There. Now where were we? Oh yes. Where'd Crash go?
Crash: I'm right here!*from big brown puddle on the floor*
Erica: We didn't think to try to put her back together.
Pyro: You didn't. I did! *Tosses on napalm and a few firecrackers, then lights it all.*
Crash: YOU DUMBASS!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro: Oppsss....^_^;;
BoP: You idiots. You can't bring the Pudding Monster back to life like that! You have to do it like this!*Sprays whip cream all over the puddle and then--* KEROBEROS!!!!!!!
KeroBeros: YAH YAH YAH!! WHERE WHERE WHERE!! WHERE IS IT!!!! C'MON TELL ME PLEASE PLEASE!! YAH YAH YAH! MMMM..YUMMY PLEASE?? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
BoP: There. Eat.
Keroberos: YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!*slurps down the pudding puddle.* Wa!? Whoa! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Keroberos explodes and Crash dusts herself off*
Crash: Well that's better. Are we done with the second round?
Erica: Ya.
Crash: Oh well. *shrugs* Oooo what's that?*picks up Pyro's small urn and accidently drops it. the sound of breaking china echo's through the small studio.* Opppssss...
Pyro: WHY YOU LITTLE! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE, not to mention most epensive, VASE! YOU BETTER PAY FOR A NEW ONE!
Crash: Heh heh O.O...^_^;
Pyro: Grrrrrrrrrr....
Crash: Heh heh...
Aurora: Anyway...
Erica: *stareing at Crash* UH right...Last round we did absolutely nothing!
Erin: So Round three will be the same as round two right?
Crash: NO! I don't want to be the PM again!
Aurora: And being hit by lightning sucks.
Erin: NO!!! That's not what I meant!
Pyro: Well what did you mean then?
Erin: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Spike: You people are insane.
Erin, Erica, Pyro, Crash, and Aurora: WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!
Spike: O.o
Pyro: Oh foget it.
Crash: Ok...since we did nothing last round then we'll start over again!
ALL: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Crash: What I meant is that we can actually START this round over again.
Erin: WE NEVER EVEN STARTED THE LAST ROUND!!
Crash: I KNOW!
Erin: THEN WHAT ARE TRYING TO SAY??
Erica: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! WE AREN'T EVEN GFONNA BE ABLE TO START THIS ROUND IF YOU KEEP GOING LIKE YOU ARE!!!!
Erin and Crash: *cringe*
Aurora: I think she's been hanging around me to much.
Kizuna: MeOW!(No kidding!)
Yami: You said it.
Sakura: Sheesh.
Kero: Where are we?
Ryoko: HO Shit!
Spike: *sulking* My soap...
Zero: Do you want mine?
Spike: NOT THAT YOU BAKA!
Zero: *shrug* It's not like I ever use it.
Sakura: No.. Really?*sarcastically. swats a fly away from her face*
Vegeta: Humph. Can't you take you're mind off--
Aurora, Erin, Erica, Pyro, and Crash: SHUT UP!
All contestants: WHY SHOULD WE??? YOU NEVER SHUT UP!
Hostesses: THAT'S BECAUSE WE ARE GODS! WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK OR NOT!!!!
AC: SO WHAT???
H: WE RULE ALL! NOW BE QUIET AND SIT DOWN!!!
AC: NO!
H: YES!
Producer: Ahem.
AC: NO!
H: YES!
Producer: Excuse me!
AC: NO!
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Producer: GOD DAMNIT SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! YOU WILL ALL GET ON WITH THIS FUCKING SHOW SO I CAN GO HOME!!!! The sooner we get done with this show, the sooner you can all go your own ways.
Tenchi:*hopping down audience asile with the board strapped to his back and the TM gang on his heals*AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THESE WOMEN!!!!!!!
Washu: HOW*PANT PANT* COME THE *PANT PANT* DE-GAY SPRAY HASN'T *PANT PANT* WORKED??? IT'S WORKED ON EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!*they run around the studioonce,twice, three times--*
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Ayeka: TENCHI! PLEASE COME BAC TENCHI!!!!!!!!
Producer: *twitch twitch*
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Washu: HERE!!!! *fills room with de-gay spray*
Producer: *twitch twitch*
H: YES!
AC: NO!
Tenchi: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Shrivels up and makes a loud popping noise*
All: That's it?
Aurora: I thought there would have been an explosion or something better...
Erica: I know whatcha mean
Crash: Just POP! and gone? What kinda exit is that?
Spike: MY SOAP OPERA!!!
Zero: Awwwww shut up ya pansey.
Spike:*whimper*
Kizuna: Meow meow meow--(I want chicken--)
Producer: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!!!!!!!! EITHER YOU SHUT UP AND G ET ON WITH THIS OR I'LL SICK THE GUARDS ON ALL YOUR ASSES!!!!!!!!!*a LOT menacing guards flank him, eyes glowing*
All but Vegeta and Aurora: *gulp*
Everyone: *sullenly* Alright...
Producer: See ya later! *Producer and guards vanish*
Erica: Well that was messed up.
Ryoko: Let's just forget about just happened k?
Everyone: Right.
Aurora: Alright everyone let's begin round two!
Everyone but Aurora: THAT WAS LAST ROUND!
Aurora: ^_^;; Sorry, I mean let's begin round three!
Pyro: Alright since we finally managed to do something right for once we're going to start with Spike!
Sakura: I MISS YUGI!!!! Crash: Well we voted him off.
Sakura: *snfle snifle*
Pyro: Too bad, we're starting! Set the clock for 2.50! Good now go!
Erin: Where did the Village People come from?
Spike: The Village People?
Erica: The Village People.
Spike: Where did the Village People come from?
Zero: I know where the Village People got thier idea!
Pyro: Where? *spread's napalm on toast and eats it*
Zero: From watching GI Joes!
Yami Yugi: YO GOE!
Zero: You watch GI Joe's?
Sakura: IT'S A CONSPIRACEY I TELL YOU!
Pyro: DO you even know what a conspiracy is?
Sakura: Ummm...no?
Aurora: WE'RE NOT GONNA EXPLAIN IT, WE WANNA GET OUT OF HERE SO SPIKE WHAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
Spike: I thought we were on the Weakest Link?
Crash: WE ARE! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Spike: Ummm.. The Village people are dudes who watched to much GI Joes and decided to try and be them!
Erin: I think that's the first correct answer we've had! *
Yami Yugi: I always wanted to one of the Gay Nordic Norweigen hairless chest Twins.*sigh*
Everyone: ^_^;;;;
Erica: No there were a couple more correct ones.
Crash: Whatever. Kero.
Kero: Huh? WHERE AM I?????
Pyro: We don't know or care.
Erica: Which brand is better, Coke or Pepsi?
Kero: Mellow Yellow?
Erin: That wasn't even one of the choices!
Kero: Huh? LONDON BRIDGES FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOW LONDON BRIDGES FALLING DOWN MY FAIR OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What was that for?
Ryoko: You were bugging me.
Erica: Moveing on...Sakura.
Sakura: *snifle snifle* Yes?
Erin: What is this? *holds up a toaster*
Sakura: A microwave oven?
Erica: NO.
Sakura: Yes it is! Look at it! A door, and an oven rack!
Goku: NO it's not, look it's a toaster.
Vegeta: My my Kakarott you really have been studying haven't you? But apparantly it hasn't been enough, it's a microwave oven!
Kizuna: Meow Meow meow meow!(lay off! It'sa toaster.)
Spike: Oven!
Zero: Toaster!
Ryoko: Oven! Yami Yugi: Toaster!
S, V, S, R: OVEN!
Erin: UH guys?^_^;
G, K, Z, YY: TOASTER!
Erica: PEOPLE!
S, V, S, R: OVEN
Pyro:YO! People listen up!
G, K, Z, YY: TOASTER!
S, V, S, R: OVEN
G, K, Z, YY: TOASTER!
S, V, S, R: OVEN
Aurora: SHUT UP! THE DIRECTORS GONNA COME AND GET US!!!!
*SILENCE*
Erin: The correct answer is toaster.
Erica: Thanks to you baka's we only have like 1.33 left!
Aurora: SO WHAT? Producer: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Crash: Zero, who is MR.-I Have-A-Snake-For-A-Head's trusty sidekick?
Zero: Uh....Sergent Ass Crask?
Pyro: INCORRECT!!!*link-0*
Aurora: The correct answer is Mr. British Really Really Really Big Metal Crotch Boy. We also would have accepted Saint Dredlocks.
Erin: Yami Yugi, where is the Loch Ness monster really found?
Yami Yugi: UHhhh.. Loch Ness Scotland.
Erica: THAT IS INCORRECT!!!
Crash: The correct answer is the Alcohol Anamous self help program. He 'helps' people with their drinking problems.
Loch Ness Monster: *ROAR!!!!!!!*
Sakura: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP HE'S AFTER ME!
LNM: *lotsa roaring noises*(translates to) SAKURA! YOU DIDN'T COME TO SESSIONS THIS WEEK! WHERE WERE YOU???
Sakura: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Uhhh....^_^;;;
LNM: *more roaring noises* YOU'RE COMEING WITH ME!*scoops Sakura up and flys away with her.*
Pyro: Jesus how much longer is this gonna go on?
Erica: Whatever.
Erin: Spike, what do you get if you mix sugar, spice, and everything nice , then accidently pour some Chemical X onto it all?
Spike: Uhhh...All my Children!
Aurora: Nooooooooooooooo...you get the Powder Puff Girls! *link-0*
PPG's: WE RESENT THAT!!!
Vegeta: OH shut up!
PPG's: YOU!
Vegeta: YOU!
PPG's: YOU!
Vegeta: YOU!
PPG's: YOU!
Pyro: THAT'S ENOUGH ALL OF YOU!!!
Aurora: You three, ya you, come here, littel closer just a little more...GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDIO!!!!!!!!
Bubbles: You don't have to yell....
Erica: YES WE DO!
PPG's:*cringe, then leave the studio*
Pyro: There. Kero, where exactly are we?
Kero: Where are we?
Aurora: Yes, where the Hell are we eactly?
Kero: Huh? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE????? WHERE AM I???
Erin: Technically that is correct. *link-100*
Erica: Jesus tap danceing Christ
Spike: MY SOAPS!!!!
Crash: No kidding do you ever even use soap?
Spike: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M MISSING MY SOAPS!!!!
Aurora: Actually that is correct. *link-200* This is getting creepy, they're actually getting answer's right.
Pyro: I know. Vegeta what is this*holds up a blow torch*
Vegeta: BANK!!! It's a blow torch numnuts.
Pyro: That is correct. And as an extra bonous you get this!* lights huim on fire.*Hmmmmmm...Velvet and plastic melt realy nice...
Vegeta: AHHHHH!!! AAHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!! *runs around in circles trying to put himself out,a nd only enflames himself further*AHHHHHHH!!!!! MY DRESS!!!
Aurora: Vegeta! Stop it! I can't puit you out if you keep running around like that huny-bunchkins! *runs around after him*
PPG's: OH and this's from us! *They freeze him into an ice pop.*
All: *laugh hysterically* AH HAH HAH HAH HA! YOU GOT FORZEN!!!!
*THE DUM DUM DU DUMN MUSIC PLAYS*
A, E, E, C, AND P: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! NOW WE CAN GO HOME!!!!!
Producer: NOt so fast! You have a gameshow to finish!
A, E, E, C, and P: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erica: Alright then VOTE!!!
Goku: Zero
Vegeta: Zero
Spike: Zero
Kero: Huh? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!????? Oh...I'm...O.o....well then Zero.
Yami Yugi: Zero
Kizuna: Meow(Zero)
Zero: IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!! EVERYONE'S AGAINST ME!!!! GOKU!!!!
Erin: Well, with an overwelming vote for Zero, I say good bye to you!
Aurora: NOW GET OUT BEFORE YOU ANGER ME EVEN MORE!!!!
Zero: AHHHHH!!!!IT'S A COMNSPIRACY!!!!!!! GET AWAY! WHAT ARE YOU--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*The manager's guards have come and are escorting him out to where the Tiger's with blocks of led...for stoneing*
Erica: Tune in next week, or whenever it is that I actually get time to write the next chapter! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I KICK ALL A YOUR ASSES!!!!
*well, you heard her. GET OUT! but TUNE IN FOR NEXT THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SHARPSHOOTER'S ANIME MISCELLANOUS WEAKEST LINK!!!!!*
disclaimer- i don't own any of these people...ya ya ya, blah blah blah. o and i want to give a special thanks to my friend Frost Fox-Wolf and Mistress Avalon for all the inspiration and idea's you either gave me or caused me to have, as dangerous as that is.